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Forsaken warrior..... Spreading love and kindness and truth and love ......

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@groby5000000
Groby
9 months
this is who i am and you hate me for it
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Groby
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i go to the gym 6 days a week eat 220g of protein a day and run 4 times a week so i can play toys harder
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Groby
10 months
I put real coins into my girlfriends but hole
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— Sylvia Plath
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4 months
Fixed 😃
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Groby
3 months
I shit so big the janitor saw and hung himself immediately
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Groby
5 months
We ship homunculus 🚼 Fast and to America 🇵🇷 Cheap shipping no returns 🎉😝
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Groby
10 months
Augh!!! Is that an unkempt basement???? This is so liminal and lost media coded!!! i have to make a video essay about this RIGHT NOW!!!!
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@TrashMiIk Someone brought in a lemur when I was working once and it was the greatest day of my life post 9/11
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Groby
5 months
Came so hard the sounding rod pierced right through her chest like a railgun
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Groby
6 months
we are hunting the hoes with bolt action rifles and hounds
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Groby
1 year
Shot my 3 year old son in a freak huntung accident where i was bored and shot him
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Groby
8 months
uh oh
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Groby
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Gnome season is almost upon us i have land mines planted in the yard and traps set in the woods these little bastards arent seeing 2025
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Groby
8 months
I cant believe this cost me $200 inflation is out of hand
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Groby
9 months
@Chunky_Buttons And i love you Chunky Buttons
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Groby
6 months
Nuclear Bomb that kills everyone
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arctic monkeys would be wild
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Groby
8 months
I have real psychic powers and abilitys
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eek! than 🕸️
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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Groby
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@Researchermrmr That's a dead body an actual dead body you're looking at that's a man stuffed in a barrel
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Groby
1 year
Imagine blowing its head off with a 12 gauge
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The monkeys on Mount Emei prefer to eat peanuts.
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Groby
3 months
McDonalds is including a 200lb bucket of raw fish with every order now through January
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Groby
4 months
Just hit the day old lukewarm coleslaw and I'm seeing lines of code
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Groby
8 months
weird ass bug
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Groby
4 months
My girlfriend keeps bringing home unprocessed iron ore. What am I supposed to do with this
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Groby
8 months
@McR1B69 Dr. Pepper cant "Just float" dont be silly. obviously the power of the LORD Jesus Christ is keeping them up for easter and shit
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Groby
4 months
I use my girls toenails to scrape the plaque off my teeth
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Groby
1 year
7:45 Damn haha that thang fary? *Farrt *Farht *Faer 7:46 *Gart *Farg 8:51 That thang toot?
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1 month
my truck nuts hang off my 2011 Chevy Cruze so low they make sparks when i drive
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Groby
1 year
tweaking off these milk duds you stupid piece of shit, ceiling is spinning and i am too
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Groby
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i like candy and ice cream and big cars
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Groby
9 months
Im gonna throw sharp rocks and stones at you
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVEN!!!!!!!!!!! oh what a joyous day
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Groby
6 months
Haha wow what does your shirt say? "Oh im mentally unstable and i have a gun" ha ha wow thats so crazy. cause thats something you arent supposed to say but youre wearing it on a shirt ha ha.
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1 year
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Groby
4 months
We put her in the centrifuge and she unfortunately was vaporized around 14 Gs. One day I will find a cat strong enough to be a fighter pilot
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Groby
1 year
what are you going to do with all that ass. i have a forklift and pallets at my shop i can have it gone in a few minutes
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Groby
10 months
Dark Souls 2 fans when i make them actually play it
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Groby
9 months
Interests: Stones Ogres Beetles
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Groby
1 month
2st grade tomorrow
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Groby
10 months
Commander of every army or secret agent who gets to fuck and drive cool cars
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CCTV IDIOTS
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9 months
Shut up leper you know we Mug Out!!!!
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Groby
1 year
ITS ALMOST FALL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!! SMASHING MICE AND RATS WITH WOODEN MALLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Groby
1 year
I honestly dont know how people are surviving right now. I make 450k a year and im 6'4 and 7.5 inches and i can barely afford groceries rn
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Groby
7 months
Beef Jerky is so expensive cause they have to jerk all that beef. learn.
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4 months
@TrashMiIk Okay Blackbeard Scourge of the Seven Seas
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Groby
5 months
Stupid thumb sucking BABY!!!!! GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Groby
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i make 12 dollars a day
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Groby
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im 15 and i eat mud off the street
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Groby
1 year
I answer every question at my job with a positive Guh or a negative Guh. i havent spoken another word in months and i have received 2 promotions
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Groby
9 months
You dont know the first thing about me
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Groby
1 year
white boy estus flask
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Groby
2 months
how Antarctica would look if all the ice melted 😲😲
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Groby
6 months
Opening my mouth and catching all of these like candy
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Groby
8 months
so much love in the world ❤️
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Groby
1 year
might jerk off to this later if my fucking ED lets me get appropriately torqued
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Groby
7 months
caught u. fat fuck
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Groby
1 year
my dog growled at me so i pinned him down and sccreamed as loud as i could directly in his ears for a minute or two and he didnt do it again
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Groby
1 year
pull your diaper up bro its time to go clubbing
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Groby
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How i walk out of the work bathroom after a loud 2 hour goon sesh
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Groby
1 year
if you are so smart why is your hairline receding
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Groby
1 year
i dont fucking care about michaelplastics or whatever
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Groby
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how it feels to like coleslaw
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ouuuuughh.... OUUUUUUUGHHH
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Groby
5 months
He doesn't look angry at all you're projecting your anger on to such a kind soul
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i think he feels threatened by something so orange, being so orange himself
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"Good job on staying active today" Thanks Samsung Health ive been pacing the same featureless 30x40 room with fluorescent lighting while talking to nobody and staring at my phone for 8 hours
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Groby
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I have an impact drill and drywall screws im here to fix your dog
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Groby
9 months
When she suckin on your nuts and you a gangsta
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Groby
7 months
I told AI to generate N64 Mario just look at the results ❤️
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my arms are named lust and gluttony cause one is constantly stroking my penis and one is constantly shovelling slop into my mouth
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Groby
1 year
@pepsibong they done did that
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Groby
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Maybe he knew it came with egg roll. maybe he wanted two egg rolls.
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Groby
1 year
Looks exactly like elden ring
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“Gameplay” of Skull Island: Rise of Kong. This costs 40 dollars and is made by people that make low effort shovelware with big IP franchises. The modern LJN
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@SocietyExplainr @Researchermrmr He had a little oopsie in his barrel
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He wears that jacket so well. Straight to my watch list
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Trying Blender
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1 year
perfect night
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Groby
1 year
Men dont do this but they do think " I could probably kill that guy right now if i wanted too" at a random guy standing next to them
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men are out of control oh my god
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Groby
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touching my penious but not making it too obvious
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If you dont fuck with Thinkpads i dont fuck with you
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Groby
8 months
do you mind if i go in your septic tank and just do this
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8 months
I wernt even born yet
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How old were YOU? 🤔 Be Honest…
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1 year
jiggle that gunt for daddy
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Groby
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*Twirls my revolver 15 times and throws it over my shoulder and catches it before blowing my jaw clean off
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8 months
im going to slam your head into a table and stomp on you and stab you and pick shard of your skull out of your head
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Groby
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showing my big son foot ball games but covering his eyes during the tackling hes not ready for that
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her trying to make me cum after 10 years of gooning 16 hours a day
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My favorite star wars character is Rectum Farterino the Plumber
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