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Greg Young

@gregyoung

5 years

Eventual Consistency

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Greg Young

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5 years

I had never seen this expressed in art before but brilliant!

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Greg Young

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LOL!

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Greg Young

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"You will never make anything useful with that stupid 3d printer" #ChallengeAccepted

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Greg Young

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LOL!!!

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Greg Young

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I had to LOL at this :)

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Greg Young

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2 years

This is brilliant ... Sleep Sort!

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Greg Young

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LOL!!!

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Greg Young

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LOL!

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Greg Young

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5 years

Without comment.

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Greg Young

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LOL!!!

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Greg Young

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This made me LOL!

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This needs to be printed and posted on the board of so many offices ...

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Greg Young

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3 years

best book intro ever? :)

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3 years

This made me LOL!

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Greg Young

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2 years

This made me LOL way too much.

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This is true in software LOL. We could however not have them, its just the cost would be far more than having them :P

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3 years

Best image I have seen today.

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Greg Young

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1 year

Try explaining this to younger people today ...

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Greg Young

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2 years

What a fantastic visualization. What happens with communications on teams and why do we keep them small?

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Who wants to play?

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Greg Young

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Another good reason for linux!

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Greg Young

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3 years

I would love to see these user stories ;-)

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Greg Young

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3 years

Don't mess with Linus.

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Greg Young

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4 years

This is why marketing people should not use code in their advertisements ...

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This made me LOL

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Greg Young

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There is a lot of truth in this.

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Am I the only one who had the "turbo" button on their old computer? :-D

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Greg Young

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Welcome to IT project management

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Trying to explain this to people is often much more difficult than it should be.

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Greg Young

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3 years

This made me SOLIDly laugh

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Greg Young

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This made me LOL from @adymitruk

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Greg Young

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I had to LOL at this.

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Greg Young

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3 years

Hmm this isn't *that* inaccurate :)

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Greg Young

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6 years

LOL!

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Greg Young

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4 years

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2021 now please. I’ve experienced the free 7 day trial and I’m not interested

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Greg Young

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3 years

I received an email offering me a 10% discount to learn about CQRS and Event Sourcing :-/

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Greg Young

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2 years

LOL

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Greg Young

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2 years

Welp, it seems official. I am getting married! Celebration location to be announced soon.

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Greg Young

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4 years

LOL!!!

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Greg Young

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1 year

LOL!

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Greg Young

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3 years

And you wonder why JS devs need therapy null == 0 -> false null > 0 -> false null >= 0 -> true null < 0 -> false null <= 0 -> true null <= 0 and null >= 0 -> true null == 0 -> false undefined == null -> true null == undefined -> true null + null -> 0 undefined + undefined -> NaN

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Greg Young

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This is probably the hardest text I have written but IT IS NEEDED. Happy for arguments for/against and discussions around details.

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LOL

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This made me LOL

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3 years

This got me ...

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Greg Young

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4 years

I just had to shake my head at this. Reminds me of many software projects.

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Greg Young

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5 years

LOL

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Greg Young

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2 years

Well I have a tentative outline of the Event Sourcing book. It may look familiar to those who have taken my class. How closely I stick to it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ when writing things sometimes change. Thoughts?

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Greg Young

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2 years

LOL

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Greg Young

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2 years

How many teams need this banner?

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Greg Young

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If you never knew … the reason we have uppercase and lowercase letters it is because that is where the typesetter kept them.

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Greg Young

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3 years

LOL I might need to order this.

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Greg Young

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9 months

It has been very weird having calls about possible job opportunities. I have literally been told some of the most wild things. That I do not understand cqrs/event sourcing was definitely the most funny :-D "could you look up for me quickly who named 'cqrs'"?

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Greg Young

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There are no "full stack developers". Its a silly buzzword. Sadly working on kernel issues, a real time networked embedded system, or implementing a TCP stack is a different world than building an advertising website in PHP on MySQL.

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Greg Young

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3 years

LOL!

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Greg Young

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6 years

I guess event sourcing has just crossed another level in terms of maturity as AWS now supports it

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Greg Young

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LOL! "Bounded Context do not exist!" "Try saying 'I'm sorry' at a funeral and at a wedding"

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Greg Young

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It really sucks to have a Cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeaaaaad, in your head, in your head.

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Old one but still hilarious!

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Greg Young

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Want to feel old? lambdas were added to the C# specification 16 years ago.

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Trying to run javascript everywhere does not make you a "full stack developer"

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If this word had a more direct translation to English I think we would need a software book titled it! Verschlimmbessern : to make something worse in an honest but failed attempt to improve it

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Greg Young

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8 years

So I moved it to leanpub. Currently headed on 30 pages (expect 70-100).

Versioning in an Event Sourced System

leanpub.com

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Greg Young

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@ZeForener I have a weird one for you here. Writing provably correct code. EG: using theorem proving ... formal verification of a state machine etc etc. This is something you are highly unlikely to learn being self-taught.

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I am slowly losing my grip on reality. I was proactively offered a Jr level position on a team working on an event sourced system. I thought I must be somewhere modestly above a Jr Developer role?! But I also did not realize that event sourcing was invented two years ago.

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This made me LOL

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I emailed the author of the quote asking for permission to use it to open my book with. It is perfect. "The universe is made of events not objects.", Carlo Rovelli

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LOL!

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Greg Young

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Sidney Crosby is a class act ... this is hilarious.

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Greg Young

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3 years

Well its hard to argue with this.

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Greg Young

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lol

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Greg Young

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3 years

Found via @adymitruk ... well yeah.

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Greg Young

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5 years

Definitely a reasonable after-user group conversation here... Energy efficiency of programming languages :-D

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Greg Young

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2 years

Wow. ALL of these were released within 45 days of each other in 1991. Looking at today's music we have nothing similar.

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Greg Young

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2 years

I had to LOL at this.

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Greg Young

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6 years

It surprises me that people *still* think event sourcing is new. Try reading. McCarthy “Situations, Actions, and Causal Laws” 1963

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Greg Young

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4 years

This is pretty cool ...

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Greg Young

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3 years

This made me laugh.

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Greg Young

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2 years

Its getting into evening on a Saturday night. Time to reflect on the week. What was your most ridiculous interaction? I was told I don't know what CQRS is .. by a non-technical recruiter.

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Greg Young

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Brilliant