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30 yo f4g with braces. I ❤️ everything Yolanda Fister posts. “Fighting with strangers on the internet is the first sign of mental illness” true take it from me

San Diego, CA
Joined March 2009
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Alex Gran
3 months
@ejoomf This is why I’m scared to try fun casual dance classes cuz everyone feels the need to document EVERYTHING and then you’re an embarrassing meme forever
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6 months
@ClassyAlways_ Top left. It gives the white ppl at the bank a chance to ask “I love your hair, may I touch it?” And there’s your icebreaker
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8 months
@bravomfbravo1 Lmao remember Guerd, the accusation was that he does coke with his “favorites.”
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Alex Gran
7 months
@ArmandDoma @bunglord1 Yes! I remember reading this article! It’s a great article. It talked about A movement for “Evidence-based dentistry” meaning some of these dentists were working and drilling and billing without evidence.
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4 months
@giohalliwell I want trix to talk MORE about it. Zach sang sucks I don’t understand how he is gay
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Alex Gran
7 months
@thegaryfuqua @heartofbaya Well you’re generalizing by saying “gay men are so damn strange” so it does in fact touch us.
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8 months
@MuuMuse With the onlookers in the background gazing in awe. She is God.
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3 months
@feistyfrank “I’ll always use your advice, you’re the best, bahhye” is so iconic
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Alex Gran
4 months
@D_Radiance That damn swelling. Now he’s got the structure under there and he’ll look like this until he’s 70
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3 months
@sargentned And we have Sola
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Alex Gran
4 months
@CharlotteAbotsi I get it, sister. Enjoy it, soak it in, stick it out through the tough parts, felicity hiffman in a bald cap, revel in the political incorrectness, the divine beauty of the women and of the shrine that is Wisteria Lane. 🫶🏼
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Alex Gran
6 months
@Call_Her_BJ I feel like there’s some bravo momentum to bring LVP back to RHOBH or reunite her and Kyle in some way. Kyle talking about her this last season in a favorable/funny way. Bringing her name up a few times. I feel like there have been other signs too.
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Alex Gran
10 months
@politicalth0t I would have typed “am just silly f4g I can’t read”
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Alex Gran
4 months
@heckyeahlisa I love how at first we were all dead set on George being the gay one, now it’s the bébé
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10 months
@NCassiel The way she walked around so powerfully apathetic carrying her drink and some hippieish purse
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Alex Gran
7 months
@CharmsieVTuber Let sherry get her coin. Let people move on from weird creepy mistakes they made. She has talent and light to give to the world. She was treated as if she drugged n raped people. Her creepy actions were that of a lonely isolated damaged soul. Which she can come back from.
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Alex Gran
7 months
@nunyabizduh @l0tswife YES! Makes me think of that poor woman on TikTok with the sniffies issue
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Alex Gran
7 months
@feelingsstores I was in an inpatient substance/mental illness treatment center too! Our roommate got isolated to his own accommodation and nobody would tell us why, we were convinced and paranoid it was the virus but they weren’t telling us anything. We finally found out he had shingles.
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Alex Gran
7 months
@Realitytvguru13 Heather Dubrow Addams is pretty funny lol
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Alex Gran
6 months
@snickened @repiscrumbling Because the demographic of the audience is already brainwashed by her music and will laud anything she does. They also don’t have varied tastes in music or experiences outside of this Taylor/white American bubble
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Alex Gran
11 months
@thebravobabe_ If I ever met Kathy I would suck the air out of the room by telling her explicitly that she is a terrible abusive mother.
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Alex Gran
5 months
@realityvonteats It looks like makeup she did herself. No makeup artist does brows like that
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Alex Gran
9 months
@grunir26583 @murraywow Nooooor, it’s public info, his legal name. It’s just a LinkedIn profile lol. It’s not like his “dead name” or he’s in witness protection or was doing something illegal or unsavory. (As unsavory as linkedin and comms majors can be lol)
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Alex Gran
5 months
@RatchetBatman @AUBREYTW0 The one best thing to do for anti aging your skin is sunscreen everyday and wash it off before bed. The skincare marketplace is so overwhelmed that ppl are using too many products and irritating their skin constantly. Preventative treatments do work when done correctly
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Alex Gran
1 year
@bklynb4by Then right back in! “Oh international” 😂
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Alex Gran
2 years
@heaven_toniight The good old days
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Alex Gran
1 year
@Rhorennn_ I cannot wait for Doritos and PK to go to prison for fraud. For myriad reasons, least of which being staging robberies and committing insurance fraud
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Alex Gran
5 months
@adrianasmojito The show is her entire life and identity. She’s going to have a very hard time when it does end. Losing this part of her life along with the change in her partnership with Mauricio would be unthinkable.
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Alex Gran
2 years
@II_shad0w @alsoabouteve And you can be mad abt it and jimbo can keep doing it and we carry on disliking things and liking other things. It’s like splitting hairs. The enemy is not within our community. There are bigger fish to fry from actual evil entities trying to erase trans people.
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Alex Gran
1 year
@sillyfroot @heyjaeee 3 minutes is bare minimum!!! C- for ms. Peep. We used to have amazing pop music in the 3:45-5 min range. 3:30 used to feel short for me lol
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Alex Gran
1 year
@TraderGoys HEXAGON BETHENNY TO YOU
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Alex Gran
6 months
Promise I didn’t stroke my c0ck at the @MacyRodman and @majortransceleb @NYMPHOWARSxxx live show. So fun. I appreciate what you two do a lot. it was cool to see IRL. Macy inspired me to wear my all black Hokas again. We love!
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Alex Gran
9 months
@divababy_fun @MIMI_ZIMA When has she shown herself to be a Zionist? You’re literally proving her point lol. She did a paid gig for like Tel Aviv Pride a few years ago. That’s not Zionism girls
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Alex Gran
6 months
@cuntneykardash AND with a lit cigarette dangerously close to that synthetic 613 blend
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Alex Gran
5 months
@heaven_toniight @xXnarcissistXx Sksksksksksk alll I wonder abt is Carole in all this
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Alex Gran
1 year
@QuinnKeaney Queer icon Chrishell Stause
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Alex Gran
8 months
@PopCrave The sound bites! @majortransceleb @MacyRodman we understand if you need to take a week off from the radio just to work on adding to the soundboard.
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Alex Gran
5 months
@realhouseoflisa All of Heather Dubrows kids lol. (I am gay and not transphobic btw) ever since kelly Dodd called them the Addams Family I can’t think of them in a kind way
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Alex Gran
2 years
@II_shad0w @alsoabouteve U wish to “deplatform” Jimbo?? It’s called ART. supposed to make you feel things. Think things. It would be censorship of self-expression. Drag is many things but it started as female illusion, female impersonation. It can be grotesque, upsetting, and that’s the freedom of it.
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Alex Gran
2 years
@RealBravoholic It’s so hilarious. This is an iconic moment. I love watching Lisa Rinna lolololol
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Alex Gran
6 months
@hatedbyfate_eth @pepeDRT That’s her name. It’s not MGK, I don’t know his name. But her name online is EdenTheDoll. Eden the original woman ;) she’s fierce and always has tinsel in her hair lol
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Alex Gran
9 months
@rodDiazTwine The union of the decorated English theatre icon Alan Cumming with (internet reality star trash) is so fierce and fun and modern I love it. This show is the best.
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Alex Gran
6 months
@hatedbyfate_eth @pepeDRT Eden the Doll 🔥🔥🔥
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Alex Gran
5 months
@filouanon @RankedReal someone explained it’s not prime “upper east side” in terms of its location. not comparable to other townhouses in more desirable UES areas. And being next to parking garage is an issue. For ppl with the budget they’d rather be in better part of UES which made it a hard sell.
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Alex Gran
1 year
@jackanfer I agree fully but I also have hope that there’s more to the story. Everything She’s been putting out has been contractually obligated stuff, it’s not like she’s on live and ignoring us. She could be hospitalized rn. I have a feeling she’s really not well.
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Alex Gran
6 months
@joeymonda When she was skinny in the BTW era she wasn’t healthy. Her Harley Quinn body was definitely created with help from Ozempic/mounjaro, and I think she always looks great when she��s more curvy. People ebb and flow. She has said she’s on an antipsychotic. (notorious for weight gain.)
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Alex Gran
6 months
@WinnieSchola @dom_lucre Of course she has! No woman has a sharp jawline with no sagging over age 50 unless they’ve had a facelift. It’s all subtle undetectable work
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Alex Gran
7 months
@karlacruzgodoy Gross! And production doesn’t stop them??? I would think by now that they’ve basically turned an island into a set that there would be some sort of waste “system” in place
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Alex Gran
9 months
@dilfthonyspinky Jonny tops Matt boomer!?
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Alex Gran
6 months
@kathygriffin It will be groundbreaking if Amanda publicly tells her story about Dan allegedly getting her pregnant as an adolescent. She said it years ago from her pseudonym Twitter account while she was under conservatorship. Others here can probably give better info on it than me.
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Alex Gran
5 months
@misterminsoo She’s not a good actress. She was meant to model
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Alex Gran
6 months
@h_sleepingirl I cannot believe that onlyfans doesn’t permit fisting. They all have to be on JFF. It’s so weird, think of the credit card companies’ lawyers drafting these specifics 🤣
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Alex Gran
5 months
@RandyTreibel @_ChanFace The “keeps driving” part gave it away
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Alex Gran
1 year
@hallmark81 @FestaDando Awww bottom on bottom love!
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Alex Gran
5 months
@King_Bastian13 @haraaahmed I’ve been told that’s less of a concern for men as it is for women because our skin is thicker and stays thicker longer. we also don’t lose collagen as quickly as women. I think it isn’t a surgery for just anyone who thinks they want it. Surgeons need to be selective.
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Alex Gran
10 months
@kimyaf You should reword this less passively to “i take a lot of pride in helping me elderly parents when I visit them and you should too. If you don’t you are morally corrupt, in my opinion.”
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Alex Gran
7 months
@IAmMaLuHoToo I get secondhand embarrassment when I can smell someone’s Gain or Downy fabric softener on their clothes. As far as I’m concerned these clothes are ruined. Fabric softener is like adding lotion slime greasing up your polyester clothes clogging it all up trapping body odors
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Alex Gran
6 months
@notcapnamerica Excuse your mouth! I don’t see you walking children in nature! I want this to happen again. But everyone is strategic and afraid of causing conflict now that the show is so huge.
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Alex Gran
6 months
@RickZhampagne I don’t understand how she’s been unscathed by the whole thing with Michele Kristen and Zach. Are they just declaring her a no fire zone because she’s pregnant?
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Alex Gran
6 months
@boneysoups A granny pantie with a Shirley Temple heel ELECTRIC CHAIR
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Alex Gran
6 months
@realitea_queen @MsRuthMarie SCHEANA SCHEDULED HER C SECTION. we don’t deserve these amazing people. 😭❤️
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Alex Gran
5 months
@mothermoirae2d @kyry5 That’s not his point at all lol
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Alex Gran
7 months
@adamjmoussa I have to routinely remind myself that so many hot takes and conversations here are driven by teenagers or very young 20s who’ve been stunted by the pandemic and really don’t know anything about anything. And I just need to delete the reply I’ve typed out and touch grass.
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Alex Gran
5 months
@yolandafister I wanted to watch this, thank you for reminding me, Yo. “It’s not that bad”
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Alex Gran
5 months
@mar_schiffer I think lip syncing the n word by accident is forgivable when a queen is in the moment on stage if it’s like one dropped in the middle of the rap. It’s a tough thing lol
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Alex Gran
6 months
Ok maybe the bachelor is worth watching if they still do live reunions. What if someone served it back to Ru like this today??
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Omg she gagged him
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Alex Gran
2 years
@CBernatavitz You guys have to stop posting pics of other ppl in the locker room.
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Alex Gran
5 months
@cinemasocietea It’s all for publicity, it’s not like Chloe was forced into this lol, the whole thing is a pitch/strategy for both of them. Not just “hey they’re doing actors on actors again it’s you two together, take it or leave it.” 🤓
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Alex Gran
1 year
@Blankblank79 @thisismeryan13 A garage opener mechanism
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Alex Gran
5 months
@ganjagabes @rightthewrongg Don’t stress too too much abt the fiber and prep combo. Psyllium fiber can affect how much medication is absorbed but not significantly. Try as often as possible to take fiber at least 2 hours away from all meds in general. Easier said than done sometimes for me at least lol
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Alex Gran
5 months
@gooonicorn Photographically…sure. Personality…not quite legendary.
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Alex Gran
5 months
@gagavoodo2 I still got the r Kelly original in my iTunes library cuz I OWN this miraculous album
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Alex Gran
1 year
@andr3w31a56 @OhItsRyan But it’s a waffle / onsen bath towel-that’s one for the other team
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Alex Gran
10 months
@politicalth0t Jfc these women with main character syndrome. I’d ask her name then “KELLY. I’m not the gay sidekick interested in your Carrie Bradshaw fantasy here.”
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Alex Gran
7 months
@abbytrad @themeparkxplore Splash mountain’s Brer Rabbit character is a disobedient slave in the Song of the South. The story is an allegory of a slave wanting to leave the plantation and trying to, but then, by revisionist history, “realizes he’s just happier at the plantation.”
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Alex Gran
10 months
@BrandiGlanville I’ll always support you sister 🫶🏼keep going Brandi, just take it day by day. You have so many fans who love you and genuinely care for your well-being. The noise is so loud, but remember we are here. Much hope and love dear!❤️
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Alex Gran
1 year
@LizTVLiz1 She’s in a Cher costume!
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Alex Gran
2 years
@SAMGREIS Because none of them are stars. Now that Miami reminded us who REAL housewives are, SLC is not needed. Potomac feels the same. To me at least!
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Alex Gran
7 months
@iconnnorpop Jen’s ear area looks telltale facelift
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Alex Gran
1 year
@LouisPisano “Wears a Levi’s tank top.” 😂
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Alex Gran
11 months
@Nowbz I fully agree with the rice and flint thing!!! Allowing half the players to suffer on a “losing tribe” challenge after challenge feels stupid. As the other tribe coasts along. I understand why you’d quit. I’m tired of watching that.
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Alex Gran
7 months
@ThePatrickk @anxiousdeluxe “To keep ya feelin young, Tony”
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Alex Gran
1 year
@iramadisonthree when you rewatch it it’s so fun because it’s shamelessly naughty and insensitive and politically incorrect in ways that the chronically online folx of today would object to. I think it can just exist where it was, doesn’t need to be rebooted
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Alex Gran
6 months
@alloveranthony We all need to just Boycott the new RHONY, and go back and watch all the amazing seasons we have available to us. On this next season premiere night we should all just watch season 1 ep 1 on peacock
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Alex Gran
5 months
@Mrsoze_strikes @PKMfantasies @gunsnrosesgirl3 It’s from the crawling feeling you can feel it on your skin, can’t you?! They’re everywhere!!!!
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Alex Gran
10 months
@plxnkton @MIMI_ZIMA That’s not true lol. Algebra is more basic. Trig is almost always only AP level
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Alex Gran
6 months
@rolanditorulez As a gay guy who went to College in OC at Chapman, I can confirm that whole area is a haven for closeted men. The number of fraternity members hitting on me/teasing me, then trying to hook up w me drunk then ghosting me. These guys r identical to them and triggering memories lol
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Alex Gran
1 year
@YeahImDrinking Definitely an escort
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Alex Gran
4 months
@suttonsroller Agreed! Andy needs to be checked regularly.
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Alex Gran
2 years
@dabubbby He’s not really addressed it, has he? I saw pics with his family. It looks like a very Christian situation. And he never felt hot until now seeing ppl’s reaction to his new body he built for the show. Before he was a self described skinny nerd. He will come out in due time. 😏
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Alex Gran
7 months
@thegaryfuqua @heartofbaya I do agree with you-that this is unkind and antisocial behavior. But it’s part of the Grindr/hookup/apps/phones/chronically online/mental health problems/etc/etc social issues. Not gay men *intrinsically.
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Alex Gran
1 year
@kylethagoldfish It’s the old women who hate on her “she’s such an entitled brat” because they’re coming from the side of Monica’s mother.
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Alex Gran
6 months
@realitea_queen An aside: I think Michele has fucked that marriage counselor life coach at least once. The way they hugged and looked at each other. And his contempt for Jesse. There was so much tension.
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Alex Gran
2 years
@DailyMailUK Lol this is a reach Daily mail. It’s what you do best.
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Alex Gran
1 year
@RIH_ISSUE @PopCrave THAT PART like just because we can’t avoid the songs doesn’t mean we like it…we’re watching the video someone used the song on-it’s like elevator music or grocery store music
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Alex Gran
5 months
Which is why I propose we collectively boycott PHONY and just stream RHONY season 1 when this new season starts airing.
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5 months
Lu having the best year of her life but instead we’ll get a 5 episode storyline about how Sai hates the way Erin cooks eggs.
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Alex Gran
9 months
@gagadaily I hate these people
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Alex Gran
7 months
@SaraBollman Omg not boulder. It’s overrun with out of state students at CU Boulder. Frats and drunks etc. It’s uppity rich people. And in winter the whole city is in the shade of the flatiron mountains after like 1pm. It’s not it.
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