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TheGrandPatriarch

@grand_patriarch

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50+ dom cis male; lots of kinks and interests; rpg nerd

United States
Joined March 2023
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@grand_patriarch
TheGrandPatriarch
1 year
About me (before this hellsite implodes from mismanagement): ~ 51 ~ He/Him/His ~ cis-het ~ Dominant & sadist ~ Patriarchal ~ Into lots of kinks; very few things off limits ~ mdni; 18+ to ride this ride ~ Dms are open for conversation and discussion
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@grand_patriarch
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@kasthedilla Happy Birthday!🎈
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@grand_patriarch
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6 months
@0RubySoho Dive in both at the same time.
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@grand_patriarch
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3 months
Men lead, you follow.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
You’ll never be happier.
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@grand_patriarch
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6 months
@alexxistexxxas Yep all around. Sad to say but you’d have to do the welding but I can handle a wrench.
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6 months
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4 months
Every cunt needs male guidance.
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4 months
And you should apologize for it.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
Objectification is your purpose.
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@grand_patriarch
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10 months
It’s just better when you know what you are. Service is in your nature.
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9 months
@glamtron2 @Patrona93191 If it has a cunt, it isn’t human.
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@grand_patriarch
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3 months
This is your mission, should you choose to accept it.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
If you think you are better than this then you’ve been poisoned.
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6 months
@0RubySoho Your ink, if I’m honest. Then… other things.
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6 months
@imsadspice I’d follow you just about anywhere.
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2 months
@lexahexx Happy birthday! 🎉
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1 year
Just a pen full of pigs.
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@grand_patriarch
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2 years
Attention achievement unlocked.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
This one gets it.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
It’s what you do best.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
This applies to so many of you.
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@grand_patriarch
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3 months
This is the right way to welcome a man home.
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@grand_patriarch
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1 year
Waking up? Edge more. In the bathroom? Edge more. Sitting in traffic? Edge more. On your lunch? Edge more. In the parking lot? Edge more. There is no excuse, you can always edge more. You don’t need dignity, you need to edge. #edgemore #patriarchy #goodgirlsedge #nsfwtwt
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@grand_patriarch
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6 months
@alexxistexxxas Reminds me of that saying, “I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you walk away. “ Damn fine rear view.
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@grand_patriarch
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6 months
@spicylawyer That outfit gonna cause accidents.
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@grand_patriarch
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6 months
@MissLacyLennon Glad you are okay, falling down stairs is no joke. Please be careful, you’re an American treasure.
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@grand_patriarch
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1 year
Retweet this if you live for male validation and actually get desperate if you go too long without it. #servemen #malevalidation #servethepatriarchy
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3 months
@outdoorsyrachel No. Definitely not. They’re perfect actually.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
They come in a variety of colors, shapes, and sizes. But they are all still interchangeable.
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4 months
The simple truth about women.
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3 months
Does he truly care about you if he isn’t pissing on you whenever he wants?
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6 months
@alexxistexxxas Love a girl who isn’t afraid to get in there.
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@grand_patriarch
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2 years
@patriarchybaby Regardless of number, they all look better leaking cum. Really though, aren’t they all “asking for it”? That’s the point of having a pussy, to get fucked over and over.
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@grand_patriarch
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9 months
@Susankyle01 Congrats on getting the house.
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6 months
@lexahexx So pretty.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
Good girls, raise your hands so we can find y’all.
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@grand_patriarch
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3 months
The only job you’re trained for is this.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
This is what happens to you when you resist being what you are.
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8 months
Don’t pity or feel sorry for it. This is exactly what it deserves.
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6 months
@Estella7831 All I can think when reading that list is, “Hubba, Hubba.”
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4 months
@imsadspice That’s amazing art though.
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4 months
Fact check: true.
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2 months
Receiving validation is the only thing that matters, isn’t it, ladies?
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4 months
Men don’t need you to be more.
@juliekneels
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4 months
accept it or not, like it or don't, doesn't matter, 3 holes and a set of titties is all you'll ever be
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4 months
Aspire to this level of commitment.
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@grand_patriarch
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3 months
Listen to her; how it should be.
@juliekneels
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3 months
obedience and submission is your natural state. submit and obey addicted to your submission addicted to to your conditioning docile and dumb addicted to your own cunt
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
Good girls make more good girls.
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4 months
Of course you are.
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4 months
Serving cock is the reason you breathe.
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@grand_patriarch
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6 months
Where the dirty, nerdy girls at?
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2 months
From cradle to grave.
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Embrace this list.
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@alexxistexxxas Once in 52 years.
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@MADICOLLINSXO 10 all the way.
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The perfect woman.
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6 months
Spread the word, set yourself free through servitude.
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@grand_patriarch
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Accept your place and embrace your role.
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4 months
Embrace this. It is the only truth you need to be happy.
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@grand_patriarch
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Have you fulfilled your purpose or do you need to try harder?
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Do you know yours?
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@grand_patriarch
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1 year
True for so many of the cumdumps that follow me.
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@grand_patriarch
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5 months
Question: Shouldn’t you be edging yourself stupid right now? Let me rephrase: Edge yourself stupid, right now. I’ll wait.
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No matter how big it is; no matter how much you choke; You always touch your nose to the superior man’s belly. Anything less is failure, ladies.
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9 months
Keep trying.
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@grand_patriarch
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1 year
@kinkytoypriv I guess you just weren’t good enough for someone to make that dream come true for you. I guess you’ll just need to keep working on yourself and getting better until someone feels you’re worthy and ticks that box.
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@grand_patriarch
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And they’re all worthless, to be clear.
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@grand_patriarch
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6 months
@xbhadbunny Good lords you’re beautiful.Someone get this angel some backshots, stat!
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4 months
Correct.✅
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@grand_patriarch
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6 months
Equality is a lie anyway. Seek what you need to be the feminine object you were meant to be.
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@grand_patriarch
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You shouldn’t be using your brain anyway. Your heart less matter.
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@grand_patriarch
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1 year
So who is going to be the goodest girl and take a nice choking before I take all my frustration out on you? Form an orderly line. We are not savages after all.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
They deserve it.
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@grand_patriarch
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10 months
It’s always his choice. That’s just the way it is.
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@grand_patriarch
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1 year
Contrary to what my Twitter may present, I am a strong advocate for a living wage and profit taxes on quarterly profits above an obscene level (to me obscene is over $1B in profit - not revenue - per quarter) to pay for programs to assist those in need.
@Imposter_Edits
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This a good video speaking about the reality of the quickly growing homeless crisis in this country.
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@MissLacyLennon So sorry you’re going through all of this. Thoughts for you and your family as you go through all of this.
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6 months
@0RubySoho Prefer it.
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6 months
@ababypinecone @0RubySoho As others have said, the only correct answer is, “Yes!”
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4 months
Utopia in visual form.
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@grand_patriarch
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6 months
@zs1utty Ooh tell us all about it.
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4 months
This is all we see no matter how you’re positioned so great job capturing the essence of being a woman.
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@grand_patriarch
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4 months
The first implies the second. Leave it to a cunt to overstate the obvious.
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1 year
@goodgirlshelll I concur, that elevates things way over a 10.
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