hello welcome to my account here is what i’m probably talking about:
-dan and phil (mostly)
-palaye royale/starbenders
-mcr/tøp/fob/waterparks
-taylor swift
-doctor who/good omens
-heartstopper
-generally my life and thoughts ✨
feel free to follow/interact i’ll probably fb <3
‘my child is fine’
your child stays up until a ridiculous time of night/morning because they feel it’s the only time they’re free of pressure and expectations and can be totally alone and just vibe being themself for a little while
@AmazingPhil
hey phil fancy recording yourself playing that with a certain other member of your household and uploading it to the long abandoned youtube channel danandphilgames?? you can even rebrand to danandphilgaymes if you want 🏳️🌈
@savethephannies
@AmazingPhil
👀mm🥴🤤yes daddy👨👨👦democracy 👨⚖️🥰fill me😵with the juice💦🍹of freedom🗽🎆 i 👀 can’t wait😤⏳to wrap 🐍 my hands✊🤲around that long🦒hard🗿pencil✏️ press 🌚 and leave📝❌a mark🏓💥before sliding it ⤵️ 📩 through the tight🔅🙇🏻♂️dark hole🕳🗳 but shh..🤫🤭it’s our🤝secret😉🔐✨🌹💕
if you told someone like two weeks ago there were gonna be THREE dnpg videos this week they would have laughed and probably put you on phanniestruggles
@mattxiv
someone my parents know was in the police and he got put on a probationary watch period because he said he was prejudiced against ginger people and they tracked him for two years to make sure he wasn’t disproportionately arresting redheads,,, like what. redirect that energy pls
@dnphouseplant
people found you will get through this night on goodreads an entire year before it was released and spoiled it before dan had even announced it so he changed the name of the listing to that 😭😭😭
remember when dan got his phone stolen out of his pocket by a fan and they called phil from it but he wasn’t answering so they called from their own phone and he picked up 😭😭😭
no but seriously imagine it: you’re at the eras tour and all of a sudden hayley williams comes out to sing castles crumbling with taylor. lights flash and someone else starts singing… fall out boy sing electric touch with her. and then dan and phil walk on stage with a gay flag
all this time i thought people tweeted ‘daddy’ at me because i had that energy and i’m just learning that i literally raised half of you traumatised fucks
Good evening, “Phil Lester” was a 10 year sociological study conducted by Oxford University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
since i’m at it with the banger tweets today can we stop calling lesbians ‘les’ or ‘lezzies’ it’s super uncomfortable for us and in all contexts where you might use that word you can just as easily sub in lesbian or gay and Not be icky /gen