Yash @goyalwho Twitter profile

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 days

@waiwaipacket if we're close/i feel safe with you

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

@NCMIndiaa celebrating someone giving their life up. wah.

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Yash

@goyalwho

4 months

can you claim the disadvantage of being a first-gen lawyer if you had no lawyers in the family but enough social/economic capital to put you in those circles and give you access anyway?

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

if you can, watch Rocky aur Rani with English subtitles. whoever has written them deserves an award. the subs for most of Ranveer's dialogues make the scene actually funnier.

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Yash

@goyalwho

11 months

long distance relationship

Olori🍒

@OloriOfOloris

11 months

What contraceptive methods are y’all using??

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Yash

@goyalwho

4 months

hot take: it's easier to be fun/less toxic-y competitive/vibey when you're wealthy and privileged (this is in no way a justification or apology for toxicity from interns from other places, including NLS)

spammruuudee

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4 months

Hot take: some of the most fun/less toxic-y competitive/vibey co-interns I have had are jindal co-interns no cap

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Yash

@goyalwho

23 days

interesting how there's barely any quizzing culture in most NLUs. possibly because quizzing is centred in a few big cities for the most part? but then gnlu quizzing circle is fairly active. who knows.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

mussoorie trip (i'm the unpaid tour guide)

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

What's with men's hostels and people putting on music while showering? I was taking a shit and someone deadass played Sheila ki Jawaani 💀

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

@BBTheorist @anantgoenka I hope you note that political satire is harmless and does not insult the legendary Ramnath Goenka, something that the Indian Express group probably recognises.

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

@RaunaqMangottil I'm assuming by feminine traits, he means sensitivity, empathy and the ability to understand/convey emotions, among other things. If that's true, then we need so many more feminine men.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

my rapido driver just asked me the punishment for half-murder, the bail procedure and other things. when i asked him who is he asking it for, he said "myself" and gave me a scary fucking smile. not the way i had imagined, but this is it i guess. it was a pleasure knowing y'all.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

@greentexts_bot > be the girl in question > open tinder > extremely attractive man > right swipe, no match > visible creep > right swipe, match > talks like an arrogant prick > average guy, average personality > right swipe, no match men are their own enemies.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

love the outpouring of support in favour of our statements against the BCI press release. the hate is there, of course, but we stay strong. we can do this. #LawStudentsAgainstBCI

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Yash

@goyalwho

8 months

for some reason I'm in a third year class on marx.... at jindal.

Yash

@goyalwho

8 months

going to be in a weird place on Tuesday (Jindal campus)

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

The movie was racist, not "Hinduphobic", whatever that means.

Little White Lies

@LWLies

2 years

“There needs to be better education about the harmful racist tropes that have contributed significantly to Hollywood’s long-standing Hinduphobic rhetoric”

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

real estate implies the existence of fake estate

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Yash

@goyalwho

7 months

ex-jindal prof is talking about jindal drama in the very first class lol

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

people with healthy families are privileged. people should talk about this more often.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

saw too many people's fathers on their WhatsApp status today. it's hard to imagine how a healthy relationship with one's family must feel.

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

@savi0rcomplexgf real ID se aao bangalore police

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 month

studying law is learning how to say the least substance in the most words

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

I feel I let people affect me too much and too easily. I tell myself "it's just people, they don't matter and shouldn't matter to you" but that's never the case. I keep remembering the conversations, the hurt, the way I let them affect me. I wish I knew better.

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Yash

@goyalwho

27 days

someone should write about the Indian oscar's team's obsession with movies that show "Indian culture" when sending official entries. it's as if the film's quality is secondary as long as it shows the Indian poor through a rosy lens.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

the wealthy parents to expensive school to random ngo to foreign university pipeline is so real

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

quiz day at iitd

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Yash

@goyalwho

10 months

you're fucked as a country when every day feels like the beginning of the end. today it's 140 MPs suspended, two days ago it was about Smriti Irani arguing against menstrual leaves, tomorrow it'll be worse. backward nation fr.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 month

how2removejindallorefromthisacc

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Yash

@goyalwho

8 months

THIS CAT ON KASHMERE GATE STATION WALKED UP TO ME, RUBBED ITSELF AGAINST MY LEG FOR 15 SECONDS AND RAN AWAY (MY DAY IS MADE)

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Yash

@goyalwho

8 months

chhole bhature is single-handedly enough to redeem everything bad about Delhi, loml

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

went to mkt thrice in 4 days, i love this place

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

sat myself down for five hours and powered through all of the crpc course in one go. personal best. idc how the exam goes at this point. i just want to dissolve into my bed rn.

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

@ask_prakhar As it should be. 1. The only way to prepare for legal aptitude (other than PYPs) is coaching material, because CLAT and AILET are the only major exams which ask such questions. 2. Legal reasoning isn't taught in schools, forcing students to attend coaching or buy mocks. (1/2)

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

bumble/hinge in delhi are sm worse

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

• women colleges host fests • men cause chaos and fuck them up

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Yash

@goyalwho

6 months

time to do it at NLS as well.

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@UnSubtleDesi

6 months

Students at the National Law University (NLU) Delhi at planing to hold a meeting to mourn the death of @ECISVEEP . They claim that Ravish and some YouTuber has replaced the ECI. These are supposedly our premier institutions, infested with the retarded

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Yash

@goyalwho

6 months

everything I learn about that place is told to me against my will

mole

@avgm1lfenjoyer

6 months

ashokan’s bragging about their uni when their professor has to thanks the sponsor before a lecture like it’s a youtube video😭😭😭

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Yash

@goyalwho

7 days

🤪🤪🤪

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

what to do with the inescapable feeling that my life is slipping away? everything around me is moving too fast.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

day 1: stranger roommate locked me out and the pg might not have a spare key. i have to leave in an hour.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

ok full on spamming rn but i love this so much.

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

ftii's Indian parent moment - you cancel payal's grant and give her a ton of trouble but are quick to claim credit for her achievements. shame.

FTII

@FTIIOfficial

5 months

It is a moment of pride for FTII as its Alumni create history at Cannes. As we witness a phenomenal year for Indian Cinema at 77th Cannes Film Festival, FTII cherishes the glorious achievements of its Alumni at this Mega International Stage of Cinema. #cannes2024 #cannesawards

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Yash

@goyalwho

22 days

another trimester over. almost halfway through law school. fuck corporate law.

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

got schooled by someone on queer terminology and my instant response was to apologise. thankfully the person had the patience (and kindness) to tell me how performative it sounds to apologise the moment someone gives a contrary opinion. we learn.

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

@matchtheindex all i see are two angels

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

this trimester i will work out. my glow up has been pending for far too long

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

just saw someone tweet about wanting to get arrested by the police to get a cute mugshot... bestie have you ever been to an indian police station? 🤡 it's funny how the internet makes the wealthy live in a bubble

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

hello

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Yash

@goyalwho

6 months

the world is burning. how do people still care about the met gala?

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

@Vipulsh20 @virginiakawoolf or how about you just get better? given how smart, deserving and meritorious you are, that shouldn't be a problem na?

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Yash

@goyalwho

4 months

act of random kindness aboard dilli metro - random uncle saw me looking around for a seat (i had two large bags) and he silently gestured to me that he's getting off on the next station. i was able to quickly grab that seat. thanks, random uncle.

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Yash

@goyalwho

9 months

can i handwrite notes for 38 cases in 5 hours? stay tuned to find out (doesn't sound that unreasonable imo)

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

@_xziya @thatpalaniguy you're 17. sit down. educate yourself beyond just following Twitter pages.

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

@aintlaugh also made a literal audition tape to get into harvard law school

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

me when clat

shreya

@garliccnaan

2 years

I think everyone should stop doing everything for 2-3 months so that gk stops har din nayi gk bhenchod

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

walked into my room after an exam to see bestie chilling on my bed...wtf?

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Yash

@goyalwho

8 months

going to be in a weird place on Tuesday (Jindal campus)

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Yash

@goyalwho

26 days

feet in the air giggling losing my mind over this one person rn, haven't felt this down bad in a long while (they're 600 km away)

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

no but fr commuting around the city together is so romantic

Prakriti

@prakritea17

1 year

Bangalore dating tip: Try meeting earlier and commute together to your favourite spot during peak traffic hours. This way, you’ll get to spend much more time together and you’ll also find out if they have any anger issues.

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Yash

@goyalwho

8 months

this trimester i have classes at 7:30 AM three days of the week. i'm dead.

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

room has bookshelf. more space. the potential dad inside me is happy.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

ate. left no crumbs. fucking demolished the paper.

Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

sat myself down for five hours and powered through all of the crpc course in one go. personal best. idc how the exam goes at this point. i just want to dissolve into my bed rn.

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

journalism/mass comm people, i wish to start reading up on the subjects (considering a shift in my career trajectory). please drop your suggestions as to where I can start from :)) any recommendations would do!

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Yash

@goyalwho

4 months

I've started reading again!

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Yash

@goyalwho

9 months

i wish circles were still a thing on Twitter, i want to say so much about politics and queerness and other extremely personal things, but i don't have the clarity to pop out a blog post every time that happens.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

the older i get, the more i cry every time i re-watch la la land

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

@ask_prakhar 3. Significantly better exams such as LSAT haven't had legal sections for decades, even though they are for graduate students (in the USA) and not high-school passouts like in India. 4. It's a National "Law" University. The students are supposed to learn about law there. (2/2)

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

nls first years when they see their econ paper next week:

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

what an excellent thread to know who to avoid on twitter 🥰

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

@rashmigautam27 "did not invade and convert" read about cholan conquests to south-east asia

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Yash

@goyalwho

18 days

sitting on the metro platform and this person folded their legs up, put on airpods and started meditating???

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Yash

@goyalwho

10 months

me when @RaphealSilvia leaves me forever (she is asleep) after ignoring me for years (she literally texted me right before she slept) and knowing that she will never contact me again (she will text me first thing in the morning, before i am awake)

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Yash

@goyalwho

11 months

if you're from a management/law/economics/finance college in india, can you please send me the email IDs of your student governments or representatives? required for a project i'm working on. rt to amplify

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

nvm paper was unexpectedly good

Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

iss jhoomar ke neeche milegi shaantipriya ki laash

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

should I make an alt

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

my career crisis seems to be blowing up, right around the time my second year ends. perfect.

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Yash

@goyalwho

4 months

i have so much cute media to share hehe, a good camera can truly make a world of difference

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

10 days in and i know october is going to be life-altering (perhaps in the best way possible)

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

who tf is bookmarking my mental health collapse

Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

downward spiral

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

the fake degree issue about Modi isn't about where he graduated from, how much he scored there or how he was as a student. it's about the fact that he lied. lying is bad.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

someone showing active interest in me is the hottest thing they can do

Mahak Jain

@mahakjain31

1 year

Do boys feel butterflies when girls text first?

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Yash

@goyalwho

9 months

there's a difference between judging people for drinking/smoking and criticising the culture that glamourises drinking/smoking. people need to do more of the latter and less of the former.

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Yash

@goyalwho

25 days

when they examine my dead body they'll find wai wai noodles

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Yash

@goyalwho

6 days

travelling on the delhi metro involves, among other things, watching men stare uncomfortably at women

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

there's this one dog on campus that behaves so differently from all others, it seems like he knows something

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Yash

@goyalwho

13 days

working in a non-law environment is so refreshing. sure, there's a lot of work to do, but without all the strict hierarchy and screaming. the people giving me work are much kinder and more patient.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 month

the set went well y'all. should I start posting random trivia questions here?

Yash

@goyalwho

1 month

setting and hosting a quiz for a non-quizzing audience is scary. you never know whether the set is too easy or too hard.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

could've made it look more cinematic if i knew how to put filters

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

so much drama regarding a kitten's death on campus. it's sad.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

it's funny (and sad) how the gender neutral washroom on campus is always unoccupied

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

@ImAllOkNow when the annual cost of studying law at Jindal is upwards of 10 lakhs, what do you expect

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Yash

@goyalwho

5 months

iss jhoomar ke neeche milegi shaantipriya ki laash

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Yash

@goyalwho

2 years

i remember this old interview of srk where he brings up Marx out of nowhere and lmao this man knows what he's doing

Shah Rukh Khan

@iamsrk

2 years

Oh my God such big big words and questions but to humour you…here…”examine the position of the masses, their objective conditions of life, the different classes among them, the real nature of the liberty for which they are in fact striving…” happy???

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

my friends encourage me to sing with them. i wonder how they would feel if they knew how much this would have meant to a 10-years old yash whose family would laugh at him (if not worse) when he would try to sing at home. i am happy.

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

this one prof should really watch jawan, he will probably write a scholarly article on it and say "me fr" multiple times during the movie

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Yash

@goyalwho

29 days

how does it feel like to "feel" pretty? to me it's never an internalised feeling - others tell you that you're pretty and it stays at that level. i am in awe of people who can feel pretty. seems like such an alien concept to me.

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Yash

@goyalwho

20 days

such a whore for public transport

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

@mishrag47 lodu

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Yash

@goyalwho

29 days

> be privileged > talk about justice whenever convenient > call people ugly and "medium ugly" freely > boast about dating based on height, etc you're not cool, you're actively helping in upholding ableist notions of the ideal body.

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Yash

@goyalwho

8 months

twink death

dish

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shahid kapoor’s transformation from sweet angel to a guy who looks like he would give you unsolicited gym advice has been so painful to witness

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Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

so i was leaving my room and i saw him lying down and looking at me silently. i walked up to him and start petting him. he rolls over and falls off the walkpath 😭😭😭 then he gets up and just states at me awkwardly 😭😭😭

Yash

@goyalwho

1 year

there's this one dog on campus that behaves so differently from all others, it seems like he knows something

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