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I ain’t as good as I once was, I got a few years on me now, but there was a time, back in my prime, when I could really lay it down.

Crestwood, KY
Joined July 2009
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@TheCinesthetic Season 1 is the best series I’ve ever watched. Great story, great acting, revolutionary story telling with the jumping between periods of time.
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2 years
Anytime I need a laugh, I watch this press conference.
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*September 13th, 2022* Tuesday Night Welcome League #PostRoundPresser
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@sportingnews Louisville and Flint. I was just watching an ABA documentary called Semi Pro and Flint definitely got screwed in the ABA merger.
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@CodifyBaseball Also experimenting with co-ed softball rules where guys must bat opposite handed and start with a 1-1 count.
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@KentuckyDerby Shit show.
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@Super70sSports Sledge Hammer? What a fantastic show that was. Please someone tell me where that is streaming @RobSmith3
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2 years
We all have problems. Work, significant others, family etc. But I’m always reminded by this press conference that things could be worse.
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*September 30th, 2021* Thursday Night Men's League #PostRoundPresser
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@barstoolsports Sorry but part of the beauty of baseball is that it isn’t on a time schedule. I get excessive and obvious delays should be looked at but don’t mess with the overall pace. Also if parks stop selling beer in the 7th and games get to that point more quickly = less beer sold.
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@KentuckyDerby As a lifelong Kentuckian, I apologize. Replay has now ruined our beloved Derby. The best horse didn’t win. @TBrown_80 @KentuckyDerby @TheHerd
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@Super70sSports There was a lottery held to be onset that day.
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1 year
@CPowers14 Please please please let a LIV golfer win this tournament. Just for the middle school drama
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@BBGreatMoments Was that a batboy in full Indian garb?
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@Super70sSports Baseball was so far ahead of its time. I can still hear "Yerrrr Out". Golf was pretty good too.
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7 years
@ColinCowherd It's soccer sir. This will be forgotten by Thurs night football.
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@JoePompliano Wait til he finds out the exchange rate on $1.45 million pesos.
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5 years
@itsvegasdave who did who?
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@513Caleb Demand to be the ghost runner in the next extra inning game.
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@MaseDenver Wasn’t Bountygate on Sean Payton’s watch?
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@Super70sSports The Racers. Kings Island is fantastic. Nothing is better than riding The Beast at night. At least that’s what Carol said.
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@MsGB60 @MLBONFOX Two distinct arguments here which I both agree with. To me the beauty of baseball was that it was untimed. The new rules are great for watching a game on TV but the in person experience feels rushed and not worth the trouble to buy tickets, park, buy concessions etc.
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@CodifyBaseball Let’s just beer league softball this whole thing and start with a 1-1 count if all of you are in such a rush to leave a beautiful park, with your kids and fam, full of hotdogs and beer. True fans don’t care how many seconds it takes to make a pitch (to a point), I get it.
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@barstoolsports A kid crying on a flight to Orlando? Isn’t that in the fine print of EVERY ticket bought bound for Orlando?
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@ryanlemond @KySportsRadio The KSR hatred of Cal because he won’t give Matt the time of day is exhausting.
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@Super70sSports When I was 13 years old I was watching the Did You See the Sunrise? episode of Magnum when the ending jarred me off my couch and to my feet. I had never seen anything like that on TV. To this day I am still a fan. If you've never seen that episode, look it up. RIP TC @RobSmith3
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@KY_Clips Keith Bogans
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@ClubProGuy Wow, just saw this on the crawler on the Golf Channel and couldn’t believe it. This is a dark day in golf history.
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@ClubProGuy Just so we’re clear, you lost today?
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@BenjaminSWatson Sweet Jesus, I watch shows like yours for this type of banter. Maybe not bring your wife up first?
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@Super70sSports Every time Duke loses, an angel gets its wings. And if they lose on Easter, two angels are in luck.
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@KipHenley I took some Groupon lessons in KC years ago from a dude who was supposed to have been a "pro" at some point in his career. He was teaching this exact swing but calling it the 747 or some other aircraft reference. Long story short, I went from a 5 handicap to a 15 in just two
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@nbcsnl Still better than Spirit.....truth.
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@ClubProGuy @aboutgolfsims When I think of the smoothest swings I’ve ever seen, it begins with @fredcouplesgolf and The Big Easy, but CPG is in the conversation.
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2 years
@ClubProGuy @BreakUpQuotes I just bought a set of irons off of him on eBay. He said “my wife said I won’t be needing them”.
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@TristanUda Very true. Sometimes as a fan base we spend so much time complaining about Cal, lineups, and other nonsense that we forget to slow down and enjoy the moment. I stopped following the negative cult last year and I’ve enjoyed this season more than most. Hopefully we cut down the
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@landofthe80s The “Ivan” episode hooked me as a Magnum fan forever. The end jolted me as I’d never seen such a shocking ending before. The “Mama” episode is a close second with the Genesis song playing throughout the story. @RobSmith3
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@GolfDigest Just like now, many viewers like myself will only watch the Majors now as they contain “most” of the best players in the world. A Ryder Cup without the best available players on either side wouldn’t be the same.
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@TristanUda @ToniooReeves @tre_mitch33 This team will go as far as Antonio will take us. There will be a time in the tournament when everyone on the team will be looking at someone for a bucket and Antonio will be that guy.
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@Abraham_Ancer Let’s discuss this tomorrow on ESPN + or at 3PM EST. Are you serious with this coverage? This is “The Masters”. Every shot from every player should be on TELEVISION. Not an app or online but TV. It’s also embarrassing and insulting that the media has to act the way they do.
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@KentuckyDerby The 20 pinched the 18 at the turn. Anyone see that? @johnbrothers10 The best horse didn’t win the @KentuckyDerby
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@JomboyMedia Did the fan hurl the insult within the allotted time? Might be the issue here.
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@JomboyMedia I thought the pitch clock was meant to cut down on the time to interact with your fam or significant other.
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@Super70sSports He is right. Driving in convertibles in 1963 did prove to be very dangerous and not the best idea.
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2 years
@TheCinesthetic Season 1 of True Detective sets the bar for all series. The storytelling and acting was perfection.
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@KySportsRadio I hope the new coach refuses to go on your show too. Can you leave with him? It’s a sad day in program history that a blogger and his frat can spin their personal agenda and divide a fanbase. I’m embarrassed to be a lifelong fan tonight.
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@Super70sSports Please sir, respect the Fabulous Ones in the same way as Bill Dundee, The Dirty Dutchman, Koko Ware, Tojo Yamamoto, KImala, The King Jerry Lawler, Lance Russell, Dave Brown, Jimmy Hart....Jimmy Valiant for the love of god.
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@Super70sSports Sir, I up you one.
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@Super70sSports Nothing says bouncing back like rocking the Totinos Pizza rolls on the goddamn workhorse of oven pans. Those pans have seen it all and yet go to work every day.
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@JoeyVotto There’s a short right porch in the Bronx sir.
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@Super70sSports Every time Duke loses, an angel gets her wings.
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@mlbelites_ Michael ‘Squints’ Palledorous walked a little taller that day.
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@Super70sSports We still have a few of those pans. They are the work horses of the modern working family. Pizza rolls one night, choc chip cookies the next and then biscuits for breakfast. They show the scars of battles against abrasive dish cleaners but I can't get myself to throw one away.
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@ClubProGuy @FootJoy @JimmyRobertsNBC The 2:22 mark where the punch out stays in the shit but @ClubProGuy acts like he doesn't see it and looks ahead like he hit it just where he wanted......lol.
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@Super70sSports Poor Sham. He might have won the triple crown any other year.
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@FOS If you know, you know.
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@Super70sSports I raise you a Twinkies box. What a time to be alive. @BillMeck
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@ClubProGuy Is it because her debit card was just used at the Longhorn (again) for a bone in ribeye and a mimosa?
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@ClubProGuy I’m a lifelong golfer and yet I find myself more interested in seeing the scores from a golf parody account on Tuesday night than the Rocket Mortgage “Classic” or the LIV tour (like I could find their leaderboard anyway). @LIVGolfInv @PGATOUR
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@RexChapman Recreated by Reno 911: Miami.
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@Super70sSports Has to be in the Top 10 of all SNL bits. #I ’mnotthatstrongaswimmer
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5 years
To see Jared throw a pass is not something you can describe to someone who never saw Jared throw a pass. It was effortless to the eye yet a fireball to those trying to catch the ball. He was Nolan Ryan or Roger Clemens but with a football. And most of all he loved @UKAthletics .
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@ClubProGuy Been there. Ran out of mully’s AND string on the second hole once. We shot a cool 84, wrecked both carts and all finished with range balls. We turned in a card that said we shot 46 at which point we were asked to leave and not sign up again next year. Cheer moms are rude.
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@Super70sSports When basketball wasn't a three point shooting contest. Most playoff games were decided by the size of your balls. I miss that era.
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@PGA Double cross a 7 wood into the shit on the left. #elite punch-out leaving 75 yards for a third shot. Blade a wedge into the rocks and back into the water. Drop. Hit my fifth shot to 20 feet and then quick rake a two putt for a 7 net 6. @ClubProGuy
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@TristanUda @TyreseMaxey @OldManAndThree If Cal gets to the living room, he already has his man. He's just getting in good with mom and dad at that point.
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@NUCLRGOLF Erica gets 5 million dollars and free breakfast sandwiches at all Florida Perkins locations. @wryanharris23
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@Mochak123 So many quotable moments in Season 1.
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@Super70sSports Sir I give you this.
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@whatchamacallit Not that I'm holding on to this but you ruined this fine candy bar in 1997 when you added caramel. Go back to the original formula please.
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@Super70sSports Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up...
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I would like anyone who is dressing up as a clown these days to come to tonights secret clown meeting at the Daytona Beach pier. #Matthew
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@Super70sSports Oh those were simpler times. Get up in the summer, eat some Frosted Flakes, go outside and see what friends were up and moving. Maybe a sandlot baseball game with the gang or it was all you can play day at Putt-Putt. At night fam’s were outside speaking to each other. Miss that
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@MichaelWarbur17 "I got an idea....let's make the car a place of silent reflection from now on". I use that line frequently in my real life. So many great lines in that scene....."It means I'm not good at parties".
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@ClubProGuy Does Anastasia have an #onlyFans ? Asking for a friend.
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@Daniel_Rapaport NBC keeps talking about how the course is in the middle of L.A. Curious as to how far the course is from Skid Row?
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@ChrisFisher247 You throw out Cal and you throw out the good will of every one of his past recruits. Those guys in the NBA do as much recruiting for UK as Cal does. Who do you think those NBA players are loyal to, Cal or UK? If we let Cal go we run the risk of dare I say what happened 75
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@MichaelWarbur17 Love that Sonny pulled up to a pay phone.
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@MusicMemories4U Great song and video but Chris did his best work in Silence of the Lambs trying to contain Hannibal.
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@Super70sSports Defensive coach in an offensive league. Paves his way back to NE.
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Holy smoke is this team fun to watch. Toughness, speed, acrobatics, and a nasty streak. @ShelbySadolsky @johnbrothers10 @brichards345 @moonlightnsb @Chase_Hellmann @buzzbaker #bbn
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@Super70sSports I would take a sausage Totino’s over any of the big chain pizza stores. Bake it just right so the cheese on top is melted and the bottom is a bit crunchy. Before inflation you could buy one for just about a buck when on sale. Now maybe 2.50? Still worth every penny.
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@ClubProGuy The 80 degree giveth, the 80 degree taketh away. Something you hear every week on tour.
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@Super70sSports The fun was getting your new team(s) in a small plastic bag and then somehow getting their numbers on their backs from some little sheet of sticky paper that came with the team.
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@JaredLorenzen22 TBT. My daughter was caught on ESPN asleep during your seven OT game. She still goes to every game. http://t.co/xr3UqJ9ppo
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@Super70sSports Whoever invented that pan should be a national hero. Biscuits for Sunday breakfast, pizza rolls on Monday, and who knows what else the rest of the week. It never got 100% clean but it didn’t matter.
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@Kurkjian_ESPN Always my fav tweet of the year by Timmy. I’ll meet you at the Sunset Grill for a cold one. #OpeningDay2019
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@Super70sSports 100% agree. While the state is divided between its college basketball alliances, I firmly believe we would all come together behind a new version of the Colonels.
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That escaled “Quickley”. #bbn
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@ClubProGuy @LIVGolfInv Agree but Patrick Reed probs deserves a strong number two spot.
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@GolfonCBS Verne is a National Treasure. He is so missed on SEC football games.
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@HldMyBeer It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in. @BillMeck
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@Super70sSports The scars on that helmet are like the battle wounds of a great white shark.
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