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2 years

On Film Twitter, every film is represented by two separate yet equally important groups: toxic fandom and insufferable haters. These are their stories. *Dun dun*

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4 years

Imagine thinking this girl is a threat to national security. #FreeAgnes

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@bogieboris @stephenbuggy Everywhere except Belfast, which already had live 5G network at the time of her tweet.

5G internet network launched in Belfast

Belfast is one of six UK cities where the long-awaited 5G network has been launched.

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@OnThisDayShe That last sentence would have won the gold medal for mental gymnastics at the 1936 Olympics

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@ladbible They know it still got teeth right?

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@yahoolifestyle Do you sprinkle the cocaine on the tapas or do you put the tapas on a bed of cocaine?

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4 years

If Microsoft buys TikTok will it be renamed to Bing Bong?

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@oneunderscore__ It's $8chan, Ben

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Woke up to this chanting. Turns out students from the high school nearby is forming a human chain and chanting "5 demands, not 1 less", "No rioters, only tyranny", etc. I'm literally crying right now.

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Zomg who did this 😂😂😂

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Huge crowd today consider it's an illegal assembly and many MTR stations are closed in the area.

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CCP just destroyed any possibility of peaceful unification with Taiwan. Well done. 👏

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Someone paid for an entire stack of Apply Daily at a 7-11 in Tsuen Wan so anyone can pick up a copy for free.

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（轉）荃灣海濱花園有心人

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@Chug_A_Lugg @Popehat There's no way his lawyers would even let it get to discovery and if it does I want front row seats

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提醒返:中共硬推國安法證明中共唔敢用武力鎮壓 🤷‍♂️

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5 years

Holy shit. South Park called it in its "Band in China" episode just days ago. #HoustonRockets #jamesharden #standwithmorey #SupportMorey #SouthPark

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A reader's letter to the SCMP has better understanding of what's going than 70% of columns in the paper. 🤷‍♂️ Hong Kong ‘mobs’ are the product of peaceful protests ignored

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HK police brings out a team to clean up the mosque in an obvious PR stunt. Except protesters and HK citizens already cleaned it up hours ago.

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香港警察裝模作樣去清潔清真寺，清真寺一早就被香港市民清潔還原。從側面來看，港府秉承了中共的特質，對外下跪，對自己人下死手。

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@MeghanMcCain @robbysoave Nathan Philips LIED about the kids approaching him to block his way. HE LIED about the kids swamping him and chanting "build that wall". This is reprehensible. I literally can't even.

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5 years

To all those ppl who say these protesters have no strategies. I say GO FUCK YOURSELF. If the world had any strategy against the CCP we wouldn't even be here today. We're still the ONLY ppl in the world actively standing against the CCP.

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你無本地以外followers, retweet都只係圍爐! Retweet只係圍爐! 多搵呢啲國際大媒新聞或知名人物tweet入去留言。加返啲相片、影片或者其他新聞嘅link。見到自己友留言，有價值就like（唔好喪like留言，唔使retweet留言）。再rt原po。要學五毛！五毛都唔會喺自己度retweet, 係專出去人哋度留言㗎嘛。

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In the 22 years since Hong Kong was handed over from British to Chinese rule, no chief executive has ever completed two terms, and incumbent Carrie Lam looks to be no different. | Analysis by @jgriffiths

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I'm glad this Phoenix TV reporter agrees HK is not China.

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@comradekelley Your counter-argument is Ian Goodrum and some Medium post? Lolololololol *gasps* lolololololol *gags* "I have no original ideas so I copied someone else's meme. I also can't articulate indepedent thoughts so go read these other people's stuff."

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Every one of these fuckweasels can fuck the fuck off. Sorry I got feels.

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@chrissyteigen Remember this?

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@_sn_n @fedtanyl He'd be convicted by 2026 if he loses

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似乎NBA呢單嘢喺美國政界好大迴響。呢度一系列嘅tweet歡迎大家留言。記得rt+like原po同埋like其他你喜歡口嘅留言。 👇👇👇 #幫我爬山

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"Don't be afraid", said every serial killer in a movie before devouring his victim.

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@MalaikaJabali This is what the "controversy" is about

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Even if we're to believe they're just doing this out of good will, sending PLA out on the streets at this time, even not in uniform, for whatever seemingly innocuous reason, is a profoundly stupid idea. It touches an already highly sensitive nerve.

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#BREAKING : Dozens of what appear to be PLA soldiers in ordinary clothing come out from the Kowloon Tong Osborn Barracks and clean barricades set up on Renfrew Road near the Hong Kong Baptist University @hkbaptistu . They are chucking bricks back to the pavements. #HongKongProtests

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Beijing cannot make it any more obvious. Engagement is over.

Beijing Urges U.S. to Drop ‘Wishful Thinking’ of Changing China

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@NickKristof Pls stop with this orientalist nonsense.

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@MaxKennerly He voted in both 2020 and 2022

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China: HK protesters are so violent China protesters:

新闻/真话

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“广东省茂名市，化州县火葬场事件” 被愤怒村民掀翻的警车

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@TheSadBoywife @vanillaopinions The tweet is a shining beacon of wholesomeness on this cesspool of a website

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@ActsOfK1ndness @samlymatters Australia banned guns. Still waiting for that Australian Hilter.

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4 years

If today's news in HK shocks you, rmbr that an entire govt agency was created for this, solely dedicated to political prosecution of any opposition and dissent. It's our own Gestapo. It's just the beginning. It'll continue to do stuff like this to justify its own existence.

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Sean Griffin (author of Tinker Belles and Evil Queens) forfeits his portion of ad revenue from Hbomberguy's video, puts it back into the pool to compensate other creators plagiarized by James Somerton

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She has no legal power to do that. She's not the chairman. Her term expired. This is fucking unconstitutional. Fuck this fucking shitshow and this fucking joke of a govt.

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Pro-govt lawmaker Starry Lee issued warning to several democrats. She had also kicked @ray_slowbeat and @ChuHoiDick out of chamber room. #LegCo #HongKong

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HK ppl crowdfunded 5.5 million HKD in half a day to place this ad in several international newspapers ahead of G20. Keep an eye out for it. #NoExtraditionToChina #AntiELAB #ExtraditionBill #HongKong #反送中 #G20

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Even just a year ago you'd be politely asked to stop by other marchers if you chanted "HK independence". Now it's so mainstream nobody bats an eye.

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@aravosis @MarcACaputo I should add thanks for your concern for our little city. We're doing pretty ok. Hopefully local transmissions won't explode following those large number of imported cases. They aren't trending up as of now. Wish u guys the best over there stateside as well.

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致香港Trump支持者嗱利申我就美國左翼嘅，不過我都有跟美國右翼，亦有followers係美國右翼。如果你唔熟美國政治，首先你要知美國政治環境依家係好兩極化，對Trump嘅態度亦好極端。所以如果你又Trump前Trump後又MAGA係好易令左翼反感。況且依家我哋係世界無領袖運動先驅，點解去到美國就玩個人崇拜?

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Hey western countries. Every single half-ass statement you make today is literally giving Beijing and HKSAR govt permission to round up a shit ton of ppl tmrw and put them in jail just for expressing any dissent. Grow a pair for once.

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@theserfstv

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This tear gas cannister melted the pavement. 😱😱😱

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提醒一下：我見過有啲手足將「愛國」釋做 patriotism. Patriotism 係指真心服務國家嗰種。中共嘅「愛國」係國家主義，英語環境我哋用 Chinese nationalism.

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熱狗雲粉又走去搵所羅門篤背脊,結果俾所羅門點堂調教 🤭

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@baseballcrank @NRO

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Video from @HongKongHermit , who is currently in Twitter jail for an indefinite period. Huge crowd of students singing “Glory to Hong Kong” in Discovery Park shopping mall, Tsuen Wan.

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😂😂😂

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@startabuzz @angryasianman Found a news story on it.

Outrage after students pose in Chinese outfits for ‘corona time’ photo

In the picture, a girl makes a derogatory gesture by pulling up the corners of her eyes

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@JonIsAwesomest @rr_reno Because he doesn't actually care about WW2 vets obviously, he just like to exploit them to score cheap points on Twitter.

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If tankies hate US so much and love China so much let's trade citizenships. WIN-WIN.

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Americans do be thinking modern China is some kind of economic miracle while Mexico is a poor country, when in reality GDP/PPP per capita of both countries are roughly the same.

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History

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As I'm seeing a lot of HKers joining twitter recently to promote the movement, let's do a #FollowBackHongKong . Follow me and retweet this and I will follow you back. And if you retweet this, pls also follow back anyone who follows and retweets you. #StandwithHK

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@EricFrohnhoefer 🫡

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That's a new boldface lie I haven't heard before

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PLA vs ROCA

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Putting HK's special trade status on the table is a double-edge sword, given that our primary leverage is our role as Asia's financial center. If we lose that there'll be little reason for China not to go all-in and make HK just another Chinese city.

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@NickKristof P.S. One simple explanation that Asia countries are doing better is bcuz we already went thru SARS, hence better prepared and more willing to accept preventive measures. SARS was economically devasting to HK and had a huge impact regionally.

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場仗係泰國人打五毛, 我哋角色最多都係打氣或者幫手恥笑下五毛, 借機推抗爭嘢會好肉酸。學返泰國人啲幽默同自嘲，唔使下下鬧五毛。泰國人打得咁好就係因為五毛鬧乜都唔會上心。同埋全球疫症期間真係唔使推抗爭/反共嘢。出國際講解返港台同其他亞洲地區嘅抗疫措施就得, 呢啲資訊性嘢R科有效好多。

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@damienics One of the classics

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Since everyone is talking about tankies, let me go over again what a tankie is and their motivation and psychology. Tankies are a type of anti-imperialist, anti-neoliberal leftist who are so far left they are more sympathetic to repressive regimes than free western countries.

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Jesus fucking Christ. Don't EVER use the N-word. You don't know its history and the historical suffering associated with that word. Just. Don't. 走去屌LeBron James本身已經失晒焦。去留言只需要講返啲正面嘅嘢。

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In HK, none of this gets investigated.

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New York police are investigating after a video shows an NYPD vehicle plowing through a crowd on Saturday during a protest over the death of George Floyd

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Local HK news past few days is really sending me over the edge. I need fucking therapy.

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It's terrifying that HK has become a place that even family members need to appear in disguise. It all came so fast. And no sign of stopping.

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Wife of Wong Wai-yin, speaking in Putonghua, said she tried every official department she could but there is no way to get in touch with her husband or learn about his situation. "I don't know what to do," she sobbed, "I hope the government can give us some positive response."

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@realPhoenixFire Not quite but very close

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Pro-govt supporters created a crowdfunding to raise 5 mil HKD in order to buy newspaper ads just like pro-democracy camp. It's raised so little money it has to reduce its target to 100k HKD. 🤷‍♂️ The creator even donated $10 three times in order to push its ranking. 😂

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I'm seeing 10-20 unfollows a day from deactivated accounts. The HK Twitter exodus is real. 😥

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Pointing yelling and intimidating a 13-yo student journalists. Just when u thought HK police can't stoop any lower.

Verbatim HKG 🇭🇰🇺🇦

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Police harass & threaten 13 yo journalist from Student Depth Media to "go back home & die!" 1700 |Tsim Sha Tsui Harbour City Riot police also mocked his height by gesturing how short he is. He was arrested & taken into a police van

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Predictably the wumao reply guys come out of the woodwork whenever u say "Taiwan"

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留意返：明白大家都係出於善意,不過如果你對少數族裔講第一句係「無論你邊到出生」, 咁已經假設咗人哋唔係土生土長。令土生土長嘅非華裔永遠覺得自己溶入唔到。我自己接觸過嘅印巴尼人,九成係香港長大。直接講膚色其實OK,想無講得咁白可以話「無論你來自咩文化背景」。

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@hannahrosewoods @Portello16 Must be the same technology she used to travel back to an alternate universe 1970s Belfast.

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@winksahoy @slimeslinger To answer in good faith: prison labor creates a perverse incentive for the state to overcriminalizes and hand out unjust jail sentences.

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@zlj517 @JChengWSJ @SpokespersonCHN Yet it's illegal for Chinese citizens to get through the firewall to get on Twitter.

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@Sharon_Kuruvila Cuz they care about aesthetics not actual ppl

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1. Wake up 2. Look at HK news 3. Check my will to live 4. Realize that it's already been at zero for months and can't go any lower 5. Go back to sleep

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@TimothyMischief @newfielyd @coopercooperco @fauxbeatpoet Both film make someone other than Benoit Blanc the protagonist, give them a meaty emotional journey, and a dramatic climax *after* the reveal. The reveal isn't the real payoff, it's how Ana/Janalle's arc concludes at the end.

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@comradekelley Can't wait for your next video teaching Uyghurs how to get their grandparents back who are most definitely not arbitrarily incarcerated.

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Your mission, if u choose to accept it, is to break into the bldg u work for and fight your way to the 10th floor to deliver screenshots of your own code to Elon. There'll be a level boss on every floor, including Jason Calacanis, David Sacks, Alex Spiro, Luke Simon, and more.

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@avra_cadaver @latimes Not many for asians in Hollywood to begin with. And this show is in CANADA.

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@ppPepoComfy

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@briantylercohen Wait why is Don Lemon sexy-whispering all this and why is it getting hot in my apt

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At least 80% of everyone I knew in HK in the past 10 yrs have either left HK or in jail and tbh I still don't know how to recover from it

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@DuprasJanine @PhilthoOo @JimEightDigits @thep3rcival @JoshuaKStack @TheRealNonni @RudyGiuliani Hey Rudy, while you're on the subject of stealing elections, let's talk about Brian Kemp and all the brand-new voting machines in a warehouse while some polling stations had only 3 machines and 4-hr long lines.

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I need a hug today

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@vanillaopinions Holy shit

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@shoe0nhead Then don't take kids to pride parade. Stop trying to gatekeep what's existed in pride for decades. Take LGBT kids to family/kids-oreinted pride events during pride month. They are aplenty.

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For the record, Simon Cheng's account of what happened is very similar to a friend of mine who also got detained at West Kowloon HSR station and then held in custody in SZ for 3 days. The torjan train, solidarity confinement, restraints (he was strapped to a bench with zipties).

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It's insane this many people would accept the premise that threatening (possibly military) retaliation against a diplomatic visit is a reasonable thing for a state to do

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@davidmackau I didn't even oppose him hosting the Oscars for his past comments. But him going on Ellen today for a cynical PR stunt to get the Oscars gig back, when the only thing he had to do is being sincere and tell us how his grown. Yet he made it about himself. I just can't even.

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@goofrider

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好耐無出去前線影嘢。求先去旺角食飯走一轉，大致平靜, 但係個人都係好緊張。連續幾個月不停落場真係有啲PTSD. 有個平時同我一齊出去嘅英國人攝記直頭心臟病發。要休養幾個星期。頂唔L順。真係要繼續退場一段時間。 😓

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@aravosis @MarcACaputo Some 90% of new cases in HK were imported. Local transmission trend is still pretty stable.

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@goofrider

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Hundreds of ppl are queuing in Sheung Tak Car Park to pay respect to the fallen victim Alex Chow. I don't even know if I'm in the right queue. It zig-zag around and around and around…

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@goofrider

5 years

Someone followed Legco member Ann Chiang's advice of steaming surgical face masks and this is the result.

蛋撻 EGG TART 😷

@G_Jin_orz

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好想知蔣已完會點回覆。。。

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@goofrider

4 years

@dancohen3000 @HongKongHermit Yes a white American guy gets to decide who's an HKer and who isn't. Who's being a western imperialist now? P.S. yes white immigrants and black/brown immigrants are HKers. Cuz we aren't xenophobic fascists.

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@deuswastaken @LinkofSunshine

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