Garbonzo @goodboynzo Twitter profile

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

9 months

Welcome to Garbonzo Nation it all started here in September

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

Top 10 tweets made before the opposite of disaster

Crests✌️🌈 (random reply era)

@xiaoaishiteru

1 year

I have no choice but to go meet Garbonzo this weekend

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

guy who just experienced me turning on the air conditioner

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

19 days

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@LocksSteps

20 days

obsessed with this thing my mom found

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

11 days

This is his spot on my bed btw he sleeps here with me every night and we cuddle. Sometimes I hold his hand, sometimes I cuddle him like a plushie, and sometimes we sleep back to back. Sometimes he's even the big spoon and presses his belly against my back.

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

He thinks the refurbished laptop I just bought is a new warm chair I got just for him

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

There's just something about "Meet this gentle bean! It's Garbonzo!"

Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

9 months

Welcome to Garbonzo Nation it all started here in September

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

Guy who makes it impossible to get up in the morning

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

19 days

how is he so sweet and little and round

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

guy who is not beating the loving his mommy allegations

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

You KNOW he chose this place to nap cause of the perfect view of his mommy. Hi honey.

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

goodenight garbonzobongos

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

he looks like he's nervously thinking about asking me to prom

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

25 days

Somebody is napping with his mommy. Not naming any names.

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

18 days

gabezo

mr spinch ! (they/she)

@mooninfirst

20 days

gabezo

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

We are holding hands <3

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

Finally get to spend a day at home with the boy

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

He's about to ask me if I come here often

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

I was calling and trying to find him for several minutes

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

A cuddle with the boy upon waking up

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

If I rotate this photo it looks like he's trying not to be blown away by the wind

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

22 days

eyes closed, toothie out, he's living the life

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

Do you guys have something you always say to your cat when you leave the house? I personally go to Garbonzo and pet his face and go "Mommy's going out. Mommy will be back. Mommy loves you. You're a good boy. I love you" and then as I'm leaving I say "I'll be back! I love you!" 😭

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

niche internet microcelebrity garbonzo the cat (thanks for 4000 followers)

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

My best friend Gazpacho

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

full time job as his mommy, part time job as his headrest

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

If you put your hand out when he's sleepy he WILL either rest his chin or his cheek on it

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

would you let him be the new president

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

may the sleeping bonzo bring peace to your heart

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

check this out

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

12 days

I fully believe in my heart that Garbonzo has purposely learned how to do a meow what sounds like the English word "yeah"

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

Don't let go king I've got you!!!

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

Just walked in on him sleeping like this

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

Have you seen him? Now you have:)

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

He makes it hard to do stuff sometimes, like could you really bring yourself to disturb This

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

mama's boy of the century

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

i know i have places to be but what if i just didn't get out of bed today

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

hiiiiiiiiiiii

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

this is the good job garbonzo retweet to tell yourself and others around you good job

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

I just love that he looks like he's smiling when he's asleep. An angel.

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

17 days

Extremely funny Garbonzo trait is when I'm playing with him and he starts wrestling with the clothes on my floor

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

19 days

squench

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

18 days

really good picture i think

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

He is literally getting soooo brushed

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

13 days

I think this is the sign I've finally made it

blue buffalo

@bluebuffalo

13 days

😃😃😃😃

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

5 months

Toe bean reveal

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

garbonzo

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

6 months

btw garbonzo is technically legally an emotional support cat tell him good job if you feel emotionally supported by him

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

before and after i took a photo of him to show a friend, why does he look like he's thinking "do you mind????" 😭

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

he fits perfectly <3

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

17 days

guy who is sleeping with his beans AND his tooth out

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

I bet that feels amazing

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

29 days

gone off of that banana

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

29 days

Garbonzo Update

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

I have hired this cat to stare at you (unfortunately he's slacking on the job)

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

Guy who is trying to decide whether or not it's worth the effort to reach his paw out just a little bit farther

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

Ok last Garbingo tweet for today <3

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

12 days

can anyone identify this thing I saw earlier in front of my tv

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

19 days

whatever you do do NOT let this cat out of the bag

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

2 months

where is my son and what is this giant shrimp doing here

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

4 months

Garbonzo update

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

25 days

Nature's perfect killing machine 💝

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

@chateaudechat Sometimes I look at this picture from like 5 days into having him and I'm like wow he looks like shit ❤

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

Garbingle 💖💖💖💖💖💖

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

17 days

garbonzo beans

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

I just love when he uses his own arm as a headrest, what a resourceful boy <3

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

@chateaudechat Wa....

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

6 months

The usual

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

12 days

Bro decided he wants to conk out for a crazy nap on top of a pillow on my lap

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

king you are SO silly

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

1 month

I see the vision...he's even a gentle boy just like my son...

eggie 🌱

@meggtoon

1 month

tabby garbonzo merch !?

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

Omg Garsonbo has hit 2000 followers thank you for loving my little guy, I eventually want to get better with replying to tweets to this account but know I read and appreciate everything you guys say and i WILL be giving him a head pat on your behalf

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

They were right by the way I won't be disappointed with how much this guy loves me he's the biggest mama's boy of all time. He took about two weeks to hide and hiss at me and now it's like he's not afraid of anything and can't even conceptualize something bad happening to him

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

6 months

Just got home and giving him a kissy for all of you. He has no idea he's famous

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

19 days

Absolutely insane thing happened just now, Garbonzo was sitting in the windowsill like 2 metres away from me and sneezed and somehow the world's largest chunk of cat snot landed DIRECTLY ON MY FOOT (Pictured: the now significantly less stuffed up criminal)

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

gently cup the garbonzo

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

guy who bonzos

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

If you come over and meet him now he WILL immediately come to you and ask for affection and let you pick him up and hold him. To this day the short transition from "feral, hissing" to "sweet cat, seeking affection" in his vet records makes me laugh

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

I am giving him scritchums on everyone's behalf

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

#NewProfilePic

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

I sprained my back and haven't been able to give Garbonzo much attention but it turns out he still loves me

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

6 months

Protip for finding Garbonzo if you can't see him anywhere: check if there's a coat or a blanket on the floor and look under that

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

I can't believe this thing is supposed to be nature's perfect killing machine

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

6 months

welcome back to the garbonzone I'll do some catchup later I need to go to bed and turn my brain off for a bit first 😭 here's a pic from when we took a nap together earlier today and he started washing right when I tried to take a pic of us

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

5 months

Garbonzo Update: Happy Boy

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

13 days

I hired this cat to stare at you and this time he ISN'T slacking on the job

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

12 days

About an hour before supper time he sits in front of my tv and stares at me so I don't forget about him but I think eventually he realizes he's gonna have to be in for the long haul

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Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

I think I might also be giving him too many treats but can you blame me 😔

Garbonzo

@goodboynzo

3 months

Not naming any names but SOMEBODY is getting fat I dont wanna reduce his wet food so I'm guessing I should probably start with trying to actually measure his dry food again instead of lazily just grabbing a handful? (The somebody in question)