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@goldassring
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11 months
Why this show actually had some solid ass actors sndndnmfkf Esteban and Carey went NUTS jdjdjfkfkfk
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One of the funniest scenes in disney history
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Why do people hate animation so much
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7 months
Been decades since America has tried to push a skinny light skin girl to be a pop star?
genuinely shocked the american record label higher-ups are actually pushing a soft femme black pop girl again, it feels like it’s been decades.
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2 years
Viola Davis on the science of choosing an audition monologue
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2 years
She wearing Ivy Park?
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2 years
Sheila Atim (THE WOMAN KING) for tonight’s #SAGAwards
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2 years
There’s something so special about your parent begging you to watch the worst movie you’ve ever seen
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Camilla’s isn’t alternative she’s just unsuccessful
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Most streamed albums by alternative Female artists yesterday on Spotify:
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9 months
PASSWORD PROTECTED????
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9 months
Roommate got a new Xbox for Christmas and left the house so guess what I’m playing.
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It’s so funny because these pop songs are never singles (except sweetest pie) so she clearly just…likes doing this. Sjdjkfkfkf
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pop make money
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6 months
There’s an argument for this being a top 5 television moment in the modern era lmfao
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12 years ago, nene leakes got gifted a rolex in 'real housewives of atlanta'
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2 years
I really hate romcom tropes where miscommunication happens because of poor communication. “Were you really with her last night?” “……yeah……but nothing happened” Like bro just say she called me over an issue with a rat and nothing happened. Why is that so hard
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10 months
The highs on Guts are so much better than Sour. Her uptempos are so good she need to drop them dreary ballads and give us the pop punk/rock album
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2 years
@wumbooty No cause that’s life breaking. I would’ve been like “what’s the drug name?” Going straight to mark cubans site
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This album will not be talked about next year
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. @taylorswift13 's “THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT” has now sold over 4M units in the US (Luminate/Billboard units) it's the fastest selling album since “25”.
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7 months
@sicksadke Button nose and a round face. They talking about we need less tomboys and so many sexyreds in the comments like okay. Cause mind you Megan is femme as hell 😂😂and so is SZA
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2 years
🪂🪂
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2 years
Jane Fonda had half the country as her opps for 50 years and never once fell off
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2 years
@sixinchbeys And it’s the proper fanbase too tbh
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11 months
This scene doesn’t even have our titular characters djdjfkfk the ensemble just chewed
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1 year
@writerbxtch Right cause I use butter with grilled cheeses 😂
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2 years
It’s incredible how Jennifer Lawrence is making a great point here about films marketed to the young demographic here and it’s being misconstrued and later in the interview mentions how much she despises press because everyone takes things out of context so easily.
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"We were told girls and boys could both identify with a male lead, but boys cannot identify with a female lead," Jennifer Lawrence says of taking on the role of Katniss in #TheHungerGames .
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2 years
No cause this was gag worthy
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2 years
Remember the endless discourse trying to convince us it was the most important film of the decade?
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Film Updates
2 years
Adam McKay’s ‘DON’T LOOK UP’ w/ Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio, Rob Morgan, Meryl Streep, Timothée Chalamet, Himesh Patel, Cate Blanchett, Ariana Grande & Kid Cudi released one year ago today. It received 4 Oscar nominations and is the second most-watched movie on Netflix.
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2 years
These kind of tv stars are so important like no we don’t know his name, yes he’s the best at what he does!
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rayne fisher-quann
2 years
If I were auditioning to play an insanely normal guy with douchey undertones and I saw him in the waiting room I’d kill my self
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11 months
This is just fucking greedy like
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Burmese pythons are considered invasive in the Florida Everglades: they prey upon a variety of mammals, birds, reptiles even alligators of considerable size. Recently, a 5-ft alligator was found in the stomach of an 18-ft python by national park workers.
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2 years
Speeches short but we gotta sit through a 3 minute monologue from jimmy kimmel about The Slap™️
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
2 years
The Academy president Janet Wang urges #Oscar  nominees to keep their winning speeches to 45 seconds. “You’ve got to work with us, this is live television after all. Translation: keep it short, sweet and to the point, please.” (Source: @ByClaytonDavis )
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2 years
Cause who the fuck rock it like me no bra tight tee slicked back pony tail feeling like I’m Ice T
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5hahem aka Dr. Durag
2 years
in honor of megan thee stallions birthday, what’s your favorite bar of hers?
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2 years
I feel like if Hollywood wants people to care about award shows again then they have to lean into celebrity, glitz and glam of it all. But fr if you have hosts that for years have been like “yeah it’s the fucking Emmy’s again…wish I was at home drinking” then ofc no one cares
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@fckyoulisa Literally have never seen her so free
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9 months
But you didn’t know Simone Biles?
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Jonathan Owens
12 years
Lowkey i be hoping tht the people from the other nations fall when they be doin gymnastics lol
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1 year
Why they ate…
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@sicksadke Kind of love how prior to every tour she needs a quick reset somewhere sjdjfk
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2 years
Miscommunication in general just irritates me. OPEN YOUR FOOKING MOUTH
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2 years
Slightly unrelated but if That’s So Raven was an ABC primetime sitcom she would have several Emmy’s
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Ichigo Niggasake
2 years
QUEEN of Disney has spoken
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2 years
Crying sjdjfkkf y’all have never experienced the joy of friendship and *Monique voice* it breaks ma haurt
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Gag of the decade. Probably my favorite cultural phenomenon ever. Seeing a new persons reaction to the first episode every day for months was incredible. Kudos to the internet for not overwhelmingly spoiling it jsdjfkkfkf
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2 years
@nottramar If Meghan calls herself a biracial woman then why would these kids be Black with a capital B
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@varcmus She’s so weird and annoying
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1 year
Addicted to never serving
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1 year
Ben Platt at the 2023 #MetGala
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2 years
Nobody did.
@Variety
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‘Bros’ Star Billy Eichner Reacts to ‘Disappointing’ Box Office Opening: ‘Straight People Just Didn’t Show Up’
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2 years
Doja is working on album 4 and Doechii and Bree are working on album 1.
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Uppity Entitled African-American
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Why are Doechii and Bree Runway not as big as Doja Cat? *this isnt a serious question, cuz we all KNOW why, but im not gonna argue with yall about it ”
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2 years
Shading her after denying shading her sjjdkdkfkfkf you ate that ONE thing
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2 years
Crying. Not Olivia won in the end
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2 years
With a gross of over $54M so far, ‘Don’t Worry Darling’ has already surpassed its $35M production budget at the global box office.
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2 years
Cunt
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SJJDKDKFKFKFKFKFGKKF
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2 years
Have the show come out first because you try to be shady boots
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@liyahsaidit I was just talking to my sister and we were like…the majority of black women out right now are almost exclusively femme presenting 😂😂 like they’re on some bullshit
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2 years
9 times out of 10 I know you’re lying
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RENAISSANCE…
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2 years
You get returned back from the blip and you’re in the middle of I-95
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i know the mcu continuity person was PISSED when they started talking bout the blip. what do you mean half the characters just stopped living for five years im crying so bad i would've quit
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@wumbooty Sjdjjfkfkfkf no that’s not spare change right there
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@varcmus He know better like
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2 years
Not only does Adele’s pen be penning but why on earth would you write her this and tell us you did
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this is a really weird marketing tactic i won’t lie
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1 year
Neither Beyoncé nor Taylor are the first to have tour films go to theaters btw
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2 years
Earned and deserved 🫶🏾
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Beyoncé. Most Grammy awarded artist of all time.
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2 years
Give it a few months
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2 years
Lupita Nyong’o will star in A Quiet Place spin-off ‘Day One.’
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2 years
This episode (2018) said the average American buys 68 new pieces a year which is insane to me??? Like where are your clothes going??
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Lakyn Thee Stylist
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Putting “made of recycled materials” on the tag when it is, in fact, the tag itself that’s made of recycled materials and not the garment is the most EVIL thing I’ve ever seen.
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@varcmus Crying cause she explains exactly why she’s showing this recipe too. Like omg everybody shut up!
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Y’all bugging like this don’t hit
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Cleverly side stepping that she gone get FILTHY in that season djdjjfkfkfk
@FilmUpdates
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2 years
Bella Ramsey on potential backlash to ‘THE LAST OF US’ season 2: “They’re gonna have to get used to it. If you don’t want to watch the show because it has gay storylines, because it has a trans character, that’s on you, and you’re missing out.” ()
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I don’t like this songs music but lyrically it’s probably her best break up anthem in that first half of her career
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macaulay cockin
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Talk about a bridge
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Queen of idgaf how long it take to get a opp back!
@BeyLegion
BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
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Beyoncé references her 2016 CMAs performance with @thechicks in her cover reveal post for #COWBOYCARTER . “This album has been over 5 years in the making. It was born out of an experience that I had years ago where I did not feel welcomed...and it was very clear that I wasn't.”
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And if I ask every complainer about Barbie’s “snubs” what their thoughts were on The Woman King last year? Or Till? Or Passing? Or further back to the under discussed female roles in If Beale Street Could Talk or Us.
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2 years
This was only 2019??
@gIazethreads
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Shady AF Comebacks
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One thing I’ve always loved about Katniss’s character is how aggressive and confrontational she is jdjdjd
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ASFGHJK THE WAY she grabbed tf out of him
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@paulswhtn And gagged but I controlled it
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@kingbealestreet “No one watches it” shdjdjfkfkfkfkf
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2 years
So what’s the excuse for The Woman King then?
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6 months
Rumor has it they’ve been in the orphanage for almost 3 years now.
@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
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You ok? NO cause I sent my two kids @Olivia_Rodrigo and @conangray my new version of You Belong With Me and THEY ARE SO CUTE IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME ((Album out at midnight!))
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Netflix has removed the new anti-password sharing rules from their website, stating that they were posted as an error and are not yet applicable to the U.S. (Source: )
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Chloe x Halle my biggest disappoints of the decade I think. They were my most promising clients at one point…
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2 years
Prime video is such an unserious subscription service. You pay for the video streaming and then potentially still need to rent or buy a film
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1 year
What does Neyo really offer us?
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One gotta go who yall got ? I say Alicia Keys EASILY
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Beyoncé cheering for Lizzo awww
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2 years
This season of SLOCG feels serialized in comparison with last season that felt very episodic and loosely tied together which would be great if the show was like 45 minutes long with 15 minute episodes. Like I completely forgot Kimberly sold her eggs and can stay at Essex now lmao
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@varcmus It’s so boring man
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2 years
Should’ve had a clip of the gays playing heads up and arguing about Marisa Tomei going viral instead of lying about being the first gay studio romcom.
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Variety
2 years
#BrosMovie struggled to connect with audiences, opening to about half of the $8 million to $10 million that Universal projected it would make.
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You guys are going to go through psychosis when they break up. And I’m gonna personally make sure you’re barred from the institutions.
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2 years
Sister told me she not coming to the cinema with me anymore cause I tricked her about the movie length sjdjfkkf
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2 years
Not even a little bit
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Some of y’all’s examples on what’s “cunt” is…
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2 years
SHDJDJJDJDKFKFKF OMG SHE GOT HER TOGETHER. I wonder if this is Colombians “you have no license” maya angelo moment djjdjd
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7 months
The biggest hope is for lily to continue to get booked and busy tbh
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2 years
Get this ijbol off my screen I’m not watching that
@DiscussingFilm
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2 years
Jimmy Kimmel takes on the mission to host the #Oscars in the first teaser for the show. The teaser also features Jon Hamm and Charles Parnell reprising their roles from ‘Top Gun: Maverick’.
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11 months
Julia tore here
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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In honor of Julia Roberts’ 56th birthday, tell us your favorite performance from the Oscar-winning actress.
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2 years
Looked go Sex Lives of College Girls and clicked images for my blog post…horrible name for the title. Just terrible.
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9 months
Y’all would make a biopic about a bitch on the street
@myabriabe
mya abraham.
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As quiet as it’s kept, I think Sanaa Lathan can play Phylicia Rashad in a biopic.
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1 year
Rolled in after grocery shopping at Trader Joe’s. The American way. Iktr
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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#CallMeKat ’s Kyla Pratt poses on the carpet for #thelittlemermaid premiere
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2 years
The Bailey sisters getting disavowed from my talent agency. This just isn’t what I expected when I signed them 2 and a half years ago
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2 years
@sicksadke Like so bad sjjdkfkfkf I was shocked
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2 years
Imagine telling everyone what this costume is at the club or party
@yfayewang
dr gaye faye, historian of history
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Hello yes it’s me ya girl Ariana Grande pretending to be Asian
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2 years
@sicksadke Omg not to undermine his point cause yeah but black kids constantly upping the ante on how abusive their moms were for laughs and giggles <<<
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2 years
Nene Leaks inspiring real & pedantic discourse without being acknowledged as the source?? She’s immortal actually.
@chinkyface_
E.Muhammad
2 years
I have a serious question… when did white refrigerators/stoves become a “you’re poor thing?” Like what’s wrong with the black community???
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@sicksadke WHAT SHDJFJFKVKFKFKF OKAY!! I’ve never seen that girl without a beat face and a lace front but okay!!
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2 years
Remember when Ander and Polo fucked during the sleepover with Guzman…WHILE Guzman was sleeping next to them 😭😭😭
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Girl this *is* a sea monster! Sjdjfkkfkfkf
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