Juris Go🍉 @gojuris Twitter profile

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4 years

I feel bad for Gen Z’s, K-12 delayed school, delayed license exams from COVID, struggling to study at home, it’s like a lifetime of academic torture.

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3 years

WHAT THE FUCK. Not mine, sent by a friend’s tita.

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5 years

Tattooed people are 1000 times nicer than snobby people who go to church on Sundays 🙊

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5 years

TINGNAN: Nasagip ng body piercer ang buhay ng security guard sa QC nitong Miyerkoles nang magka-seizure ito sa supermarket. Ayon kay "Totie" Casimiro, nasagip niya ang guard dahil sa natutunan niya sa health & safety seminars ng Philippine Tattoo Guild at DOH | via @jobmanahan

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7 years

Hello, ako nga pala yung sinaing mo

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4 years

Bakit nung nakita ni Jose Mari Chan yung girls and boys selling lanterns on the street, ang naisip niya si baby Jesus, hindi yung unjust society that made kids have to work to survive SMH 😫

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5 years

Men are trash naman talaga e. And if you don’t fit that description, then there’s no reason to be offended.

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4 years

Guys, please do cardio at home. We will outrun these pigs when the time comes to protest

Nearly 50% of Philippines cops overweight, obese – PNP

Almost half of the country’s 190,000-strong police force are overweight and obese, Philippine National Police officer-in-charge Lt. Gen. Archie Gamboa said yesterday.

www.philstar.com

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1 year

Just realized how cooking for someone you love has layers of love language. Cooking - Service Gift - The Food Quality Time - Eating it together Physical Touch - Knees touching Affirmation - Saying I love you

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1 year

Do whatever you want. Bumili ka ng milk tea. Wear that fun shirt. Sing your favorite song. Send that job application. Destroy the government. Unleash an eldritch horror by sacrificing your enemies. Walang makakapigil sayo. You are a star.

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I mean-

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yung billboard sa edsa na walang advertiser:

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6 months

FREE LUKA #DragIsNotACrime

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7 years

I protecc I attacc But most importantly, I'm palpacc

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1 year

Sabi nga diba, if you live within 15 minutes of a coffee shop, but the barista can’t afford to live within half an hour, then you don’t live in a city—you live in a theme park.

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4 years

- Gently following up on this - Kindly following up on this - Ultra soft parang pwet ng baby following up on this - As smooth as silk and the eyelashes of himalayan Llamas following up on this - May the Lord guide you, bless you, and keep you safe from harm following up on this

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6 years

Good morning sa inyong lahat except sa nag imbento ng parquet floors at nag influence sa baby boomers to get this impractical flooring

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8 years

So many kitties in Greenbelt! And equally spaced!

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11 months

Nakailang “I love you” “it’ll pass” na kaya si father

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11 months

1/2 Just to put into context the past post about working out: Why am I, a priest, into fitness? No other reason than to stay healthy for the mission. I weighed 95kgs before and easily got injured. I realized that I'd be a liability sa misyon pag nagkataon.

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4 years

W - Wala A - Akong P - Pera

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11 months

DO NOT SPIKE DRINKS. This is ASSAULT. Erectile dysfunction drugs are DEADLY for people with heart problems and mga mahilig mag poppers diyan.

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11 months

Never meeting up with strangers again. Jesus christ

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7 years

In traffic: *pondering about the pain of existence* Me: hay *remembers Enchong and Kim Chiu dance vid* Me: HEHEHE

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1 year

I have spent an hour looking for the biting with blood and anguish meme that inspired the eating mango meme, somebody please send it to me

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2 years

laging may kumakain ng baon ko sa office pantry so nilagyan ko ng madaming chili boom SL siya the next day HAH dasurb.

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1 year

The silliest part about this is, there will be someone behind the scenes needing to write the scripts and monitor the AI. When they can easily hire someone who can speak on the dot. It’s just novelty. They didn’t exactly cut costs either.

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1 year

Meet Maia and Marco — the Philippines’ first AI Sportscasters! Now that #NCAASeason99 has started, they are here to help our courtside reporters by giving updates in sports! Follow GMA Integrated News, @GMASportsPH , and GMA Synergy on social media for their exclusive reports.

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7 years

Good morning sa sarili ko na hindi maabot ang standards that I've set for myself

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10 months

Hi friends na nagtatrabaho sa Rappler, ano po ang tea. Bakit kayo ganyan.

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10 months

UPDATED. The Hamas-run government said on Sunday, November 5, that Israeli military attacked a Gaza refugee camp on Saturday night, killing at least 38 people, as calls for a ceasefire by the Arab world were rejected by the United States and Israel.

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2 years

Stop dating people na tao. Date an angel. Date a demon. Get out of your comfort zone!!

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7 years

Hi beauty bloggers, gawa kayo ng make up look and call it Petmalook

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10 months

Guys I’ve been critical of Rappler and Inquirer too, pero don’t call for a shutdown or tell them na Duterte was right kemerut kasi that’s not it. 😭😭😭

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1 year

To be loved is to be changed *tumaba*

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4 years

HIV isn’t embarrassing. Medical records are PRIVATE. COVID19 patients’ names aren’t even on the news. Please don’t contribute to the stigma. There’s treatment for HIV and is no longer deadly, while COVID19 has a 5% global death rate and highly infectious.

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8 years

Take some time to thank people who put up with us

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4 years

Sobrang na stress ako making these. I hope you enjoy them.

Janjan Comics | Stickers on Sale

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4 years

Clow Cards for the pandemic ⭐️ 🎀 #DefendFrontLiners

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1 year

Gawa na lang kayo ng sarili niyong kape, minsan mas mahal talaga because of extra shots. 3 x Pickup Coffee = P300 10 x Cups of Coffee = P456 1L milk = P90 (I00ml per drink) 250g coffee bean = P356 (25mg per drink, 2 shots in a moka pot) (1 of 3)

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1 year

Why naman ganun @PICKUPCOFFEEPH ? Nag-order kami ng no-ice na drink para sa condo nalang lalagyan at para di ma-water down kapag dineliver. Pag no ice eh kalahati lang telege? So half of your iced drinks are ice ang laman? Di man lang umabot ng 3/4 bih. Shuta.

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6 years

Divorce should be legalised because it levels the playing field between an abusive spouse and the abused. You can’t value something if you know you can’t lose it. If you stay together despite an existing divorce law, it makes your marriage all the more romantic.

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6 years

Nawala phone niya, there you don’t have to click anymore LOL

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6 years

Coleen reveals unfortunate incident on wedding day

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6 years

Can we stop pretending security guards and wooden sticks do anything to prevent bombs

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QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)

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8 years

Sorry po medyo corny HAHAHA

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8 years

Here is a motivational palabok

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4 years

Wow my favorite part about this, is you can see the amount of personal power she has gained in just 3 years. A lot has happened and she was able to survive, grow, and be her best self. In this essay I will-

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6 years

I'm just a young adult making corny jokes and buying milk tea to cheer myself up

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7 years

I AM A: ⚪️ Girl ⚪️ Boy ⚪️ Bakla ⚪️ Tomboy ⚪️ Butiki 🔘 Baboy

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Alam niyo guys, you have to learn to ignore people like these. Don’t post them on Twitter. Like just don’t. Wag niyo na sila bigyan ng reach. Sobrang contrary to what I said by qrting. But you need know. Ignore. Alam naman niya ginagawa niya and you’re falling for it.

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Men really feel entitled. Kung hindi bastos, walang modo naman. God, pick a struggle 💀

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7 years

You are loved when you are born. You will be loved when you are gone. In between, you'll have to manage.

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Holy week pahinga

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7 years

Good morning mga ka-pagod na mag exist

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7 years

Meron bang patron saint for tired people, I'm so tired

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4 years

Why Bounty Fresh's inflatable chicken is my favorite campaign: 1. Socmed is already a saturated space for random brands fighting for your attention. 2. It's cost effective. No endorsers. 3. It's always there and whenever you commute you see one. 4. Chicken is fucking adorable.

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6 years

Today, I learned that you can't save people. Your love makes it worse, because when they can't recover, they will feel guilty knowing they have failed you. Be there to help, but understand that it is not your battle, it is theirs.

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1 year

If you’re looking for local orchid rugs, @ studio__meche on IG is making endemic orchid and butterfly rugs. I like that they have smaller and more accessible pieces!

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Collection of Orchids Rugs by Chelsea Theilmann 🌺🌼

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Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan ay mas masahol pa sa malansang magikarp???

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7 years

my mom asked what this was and i had to tell her that her spawn drew phil history and pokemon fan art

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*changes crush every month*

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Anong Tagalog ng Japanese onion E di . . . . . Shibuyas

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if you It’s okay don’t I still love me love you

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7 years

A baguette love story

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@thepaulaquino @gcashofficial Wash the dishes

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Weird talaga

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4 years

To people who are responding this that it’s “fatphobic”, “fat shaming”, what do you want me to do? Tell murderous cops they’re beautiful just as they are?!

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3 years

Some people are saying last year pa daw? But… it’s new….

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I'm Juris, 25 years old, and I draw silly stuff. I also maintain @janjancomics #artph

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2 years

Whopper junior … apple juice … with onion rings

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4 years

I’ve gained weight since gyms closed. My mom nags “Ang taba mo na mag diet ka na” I got tired of it, I calmly told her “Ma, sarado gym kaya ngayon lang ako nag home workouts and I’m still learning, focus mo kaya energy mo sa sarili mo, wag sakin” and she hasn’t bothered me since.

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7 years

Good morning Twitter

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6 years

Numb your existential pain with BIOGESIC

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6 years

Selfie muna bago ko hanapin yung pinapahanap ni mama

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Pag shinampoo mo ba yung feelings mo magiging smooth and manageable

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Tito Boy: Bakit di natin dapat iboto si Bongbong? Leni: Dahil sinungaling siya at hindi siya nagpapakita tuwing kailangan siya. I SCREAMED

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3D print face shields for our healthcare workers! Please retweet to reach those with 3D printers! Link to STL file: Source: Estella Glofonea / Timothy Talusan (FB Post)

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7 years

I am a millennial and i think I have an obsession with nostalgia

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1 year

Sobrang love ko to!!!! Oishi is already a staple product without needing too much always on awareness. Sobrang correct to elevate it by spending on Twice. *clap clap* Oishi team.

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TWICE x OISHI collaboration! It's a Filipino snack company

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Ako'y alipin mo kahit hindi batid, Aaminin ko minsan ako'y mentally disfunctional and emotionally unstable

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‘Higpit’ Oil on canvas panel

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10 months

@inquirerdotnet Bakit walang Palestine envoy? Kasi kinulong niyo sila lahat sa isang open air prison sa Gaza at patuloy niyong binobomba.

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WEATHER UPDATE: Momol weather pero walang ka-momol

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[Bene gesserit voice] Para po

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7 years

The four horsemen: - Guadalupe - Crossings Ibabaw - Ortigas ilalim - Cubao Ibabaw

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All the while growing up with the worst possible government. Wala lang, just having late night sad thoughts for the kids. 🥺

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Bakit lahat ng teleserye laging nag chi-cheat yung husband tapos yung wife nag investigate and desperate to keep him, tapos may cat fight with the mistress. Pwedeng iwan na lang diba??!!

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@escalonamar Sorry to burst your bubble but McDonald’s is a franchise and those have franchise fees. They still pay McDo headquarters. Even if im wrong, The point of a boycott is to show solidarity with the BDS movement & show the world that there are repercussions for supporting apartheid.

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4 years

I am allowed to criticize the government as freely as I should, I am a taxpayer and a citizen of this country.

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7 years

I don't like myself when I'm tired. I'm irritable and I'm a bad person. u_u

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6 years

I may be basura on the outside, But I am also basura on the inside

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7 years

Thank you to the people who help make me happy everyday

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Sad people club

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