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5 years

Gonna tell my kids this is Kurt Cobain

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3 years

People who take Adderall:

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Huge day for people that like music that fucking sucks

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5 years

*minor inconvenience* Me in middle school: ⚪️───────────── 0:01 -4:03 If It Means a Lot to You - A Day to Remember ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 🔈───────────⚪️🔊

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6 years

*store opens at 10* White people at 9:58:

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5 years

Experts only in this household

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5 years

Anti Vaxers 🤝 Bring Me The Horizon Pray for Plagues

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7 years

The DNA results are in: T T H H E E B E E A A T T L L E E S S F U U C C K K I I N N G G S U U C C K K

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I was in line at Starbucks and I didn’t hear them say next person so this old women in line behind me yelled in my ear “HELLO NEXT PERSON” so I turned around and told her to shut the fuck up and not yell in my ear again and she was speechless. That’s what I thought Debbie.

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5 years

My friend is experiencing heartbreak for the first time in his 25 years of existence and just posted Turnover on his Instagram story

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3 years

Getting Vaccinated Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

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5 years

The World Is a Beautiful Place and

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7 years

DM'ing Memes Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Off Her Clothes

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5 years

Vegans be like Breakfast: 2 strawberries Lunch: a few sniffs of a salad Dinner: 2 daiya pizzas, Anne’s vegan mac, a Morningstar chicken patty, pint of Ben and Jerry’s dairy free ice cream, beyond burger, and a whole box of crackers

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7 years

Throw it away Forget yesterday We'll make the

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5 years

YALL GET THIS: NH HAS A LAW THAT IF THEY DONT PAY OUT YOUR VACATION TIME IN 72 HOURS THE COMPANY OWES INTEREST UNTIL THEY PAY IT OUT SO THIS IS VALID AND MINE TO KEEP

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5 years

My old job accidentally transferred $5,500 into my bank account this morning

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5 years

I took just a D N A T e S t t u r n s o u t i'm 1 0 0 % in trouble, I'm an addict, I'm addicted to this girl

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6 years

Yeah can I get a ᵁʰʰʰʰʰ Crunchwrap supreme ˢᵘᵇ ᵐᵉᵃᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇᵉᵃⁿˢ

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6 years

I think I saw you in my yeet, darling

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11 months

I’d survive a saw trap just to breathe the same air as her

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Brunette Hayley Williams. That is all I have to say at this moment in time

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4 years

Death Cab 🤝 Voting for Biden For Cutie today This is the sound of settling

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5 years

What Dance Gavin Dance album is this?

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Every SpongeBob character ever! All your Bikini Bottom pals from the last 20 years are here #HappyBirthdaySpongeBob

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5 years

Still using tinder? In 2019?? Why don’t you just fuck your friends like the rest of us

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6 years

Honestly Turnover like invented music with Peripheral Vision and we should totally hang out and cry to it sometime btw I think you’re really cute and I like your tattoos:))

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5 years

Alcoholism isn’t cool people, your friends getting excessively drunk every other night isn’t normal

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5 years

Panic! at the Disco really named a song Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off and said “Is it still me that makes you sweat, am I who you think about in bed” when they were 17 and we just let them

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5 years

Is YOUR kid texting about TITLE FIGHT? WTF: Where’s Title Fight OMFG: oh my floral green OMWTTTFG: on my way to the Title Fight Gig

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6 years

*snows once*

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5 years

Saul from Breaking Bad does a better job supporting the scene than your friend who won’t pay for local shows and shares too many hard times articles

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5 years

Just saw my fave new Chicago band Beach Bunny at the supercool Meow Wolf in Santa Fe! Fun! Me lucky

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3 years

HEAT WAVES BEEN FAKING ME OUT

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5 years

Me in 2008: metalcore is so sick Me in 2013: honestly, metalcore is terrible, it’s nothing but overproduced breakdowns and terrible screaming, I only listen to real music now Me in 2019: metalcore is so fucking sick

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5 years

Water should always be free at shows. You can’t change my mind

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6 years

“Yeah my music taste is pretty unique, my favorite bands are Modern Baseball, Turnover, and Mom Jeans”

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5 years

I’m Made of Baja Blast Larry, What Are You Made of?

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7 years

When you thought she wanted to get freaky but she just wants to get Tricky

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8 years

Biden: we could tell him the wrong address of the White House Obama: Joe. Biden: then he won't be able to move in

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4 years

Hey photographers, DON’T DO THIS - if black protestors are telling us to not post faces for security, then listen to them. This is not ok

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4 years

Strength in numbers. Fuck the police and fuck the government

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4 years

Voting for Bernie on Super Tuesday is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

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5 years

Can you believe there’s people who wake up every day, open Spotify, and put on Falling in Reverse LMFAOOO

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3 years

Btw for anyone wondering - tastes like absolute garbage

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5 years

@deathnap4cutie Heard their pitcher used to pitch for Nirvana

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4 years

I grew up here

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5 months

A lot of you would fold in this situation

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4 years

Scooby-Doo: Where Are You? and I’m so sorry

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6 years

Everyone who watched Danny Phantom as a kid is bisexual now

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5 years

The cute girl at Starbucks said “have a nice day” and I responded “no thanks” on accident please fucking execute me

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3 years

I would get a shot every single month if it meant that shows never go away again

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@CNN

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JUST IN: Pfizer has shared new data that suggests a third dose of its Covid-19 vaccine "strongly" boosts protection against the Delta variant

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5 years

It’s my 21st birthday and I’m about to go buy PBR at 9 in the morning from my local gas station with Apple Pay like a fucking asshole

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3 years

What Dunkin Donuts decides to give you for your order is between them and God

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5 years

Keep seeing this guy in my sleep paralysis, anyone know what it means?

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10 months

DGD is like “please forget about our rapist vocalist because we are playing Mothership in full”

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10 months

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG FEST 2024 🖤🥀 PERORMING THE ALBUMS & MORE 💿 Sign up for Presale that starts Friday, November 17th at 10 AM PT. All tickets start at $19.99 down.

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5 years

If you’re dating someone in a pop punk band you’re single to me, what’s Parker gonna do, kick me off stage?

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4 years

Flowerboy stans are discovering old Tyler the Creator for the first time

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5 years

My old job accidentally transferred $5,500 into my bank account this morning

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9 months

Is Brand New even cancelled anymore if every single one of you still listen to them

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4 years

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade looks great this year

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9 months

Me when the audience at a show isn’t clapping to a song on time

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5 years

Their family is the prime example of how to use your wealth and platform for the better

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5 years

Paramore fits as knuckle tats

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2 years

Told my job last month during raise season if they did not bump me to 20/hr I would be finding another job. They only bumped me to 19.50 so that day I applied for a new job and just got the offer for 27/hr. Massive W in the chat

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5 years

A Fever You 🤝 Tinder Boys Can’t Sweat at 3 AM Out Way too horny

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4 years

United States 🤝 A Day in lockdown To Remember What Separates Me From You

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1 year

Been seeing a bunch of kids sharing Whirr and Pinegrove on TikTok and it’s a ticking time bomb until they all find out about both bands

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5 years

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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2 years

It’s all love now, upside down

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5 years

I pierced my nose for you why won’t you have sex with me

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5 years

How am I supposed to hold my PBR tall boy at La Dispute with Such Small Hands

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1 year

Ben Gibbard and the Lizard Wizard

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4 years

*Fall time weather* Me:

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4 years

*first snowfall of the year* Me:

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6 years

Girls don’t like boys, girls like a band called The Maine

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6 years

If you start playing The New Year by Death Cab at 11:59:11 tonight, Ben Gibbard will say “so this is the new year” at midnight and you won’t feel any different

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2 years

Famous Last Words // @MCRofficial at @LiveAtFirefly

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1 year

Imagine writing both Give Up and Transatlanticism in the same year?

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3 years

Dance Gavin Dance

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5 years

Nobody: J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore actually loved cock and ball torture

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To Write ᶜʳᵘⁿᶜʰʷʳᵃᵖ ˢᵘᵖʳᵉᵐᵉ ˢᵘᵇ ᵐᵉᵃᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇᵉᵃⁿˢ On Her Arms

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This must be my dream

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5 years

Fuck your zodiac sign were you a Sleeping With Sirens or Pierce the Veil fan?

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4 years

I won’t complain about a six band bill ever again once this is all over

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5 years

Have you ever heard of Beach House? *cuffs blue jeans* They’re like really indie and sad *puts on checkered vans* we could make out to it later while my parents argue about their divorce *lights cigarette*

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4 years

We just want healthcare

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Poll: Biden would be better at carving a turkey, but Trump would record a better rap song

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5 years

I accidentally super liked my ex’s best friend last night so I paid for Tinder Plus to rewind and swipe left

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5 years

I’m about to “bleach hair, black nail polish, and dangly earring” my way into some pussy

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You were fake, I was great, NOTHING PERSONAL

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My friend got ghosted by this boy and was like “where else am I gonna find a 6ft tall lanky guy who paints his nails and listens to indie music with me” like sis you just described every male on twitter

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Unfollowing Whirr now. Was a big fan of their politics. Didn’t know they were a shoegaze band??

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