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bene and the gesserits

27 days

"I'm a pilgrim. I'm a traveler, I'm lost. I'm looking for my friend." THE MIREMAN is available in paperback and ebook now 💚🌾 links below:

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3 years

this is so fucking funny

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the mental trauma of living through this pandemic in a society that doesnt take it remotely seriously and is willing to let thousands die while simultaneously mocking you for making sacrifices to keep those same people alive has broken something fundamentally in my soul i think

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“fiction can tackle dark subjects as long as it frames them as bad by the end” or maybe you could use the brain God gave you to figure out what you think for yourself

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@smoreyellow “be ever vigilant, peppa”

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i genuinely miss the palpable fear of last april because at least then it felt like it meant something. now it’s just purgatory

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“what do you see in [villain]??” i see their fat ass and huge dick. next

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my moral compass was pretty well developed by age five or so but good luck if yours is determined by each new YA romance you read i guess

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7 years

. @griffinmcelroy @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @DocCurm your story is marked on my heart & bod forever ❤️ all my love! #thezonecast

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@flordefandom it’s like being mass gaslit even though you know and i know we’re doing the smart responsible thing. i just sit and wonder about how much life i’ve missed out on because i was caring about other people’s lives

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3 years

y’all are rting thing when the crop is juuuuuuust terrible enough to drive me crazy 😭

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4 years

what hill are you, a fancop, willing to die on?

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1 year

underrated moment of planet of the bass is the girl making this face

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3 years

under that qrt op says “we can love villains and still hold them accountable” babe he’s not real. you dont need to hold him accountable. you CANT hold a fake guy accountable. just lean in it’s fine i promise. you can want to fuck the darkling it’s okay

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2 years

do people really recommend ignoring johnny's storyline in HOUSE OF LEAVES???

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3 years

“loki is bi” “no he’s pan” loki fucked a horse. i think we all need to take a breath

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me browsing an artist alley shocked that im not finding art for my incredibly obscure fandoms

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@slimyswampghost in 2022 i wish you a very “strangers stop stealing your creatures and making money off them”

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4 years

rlly grateful for @readwithcindy ‘s most recent writing vlog for being so honest and vulnerable about how hard it is to be creative while also dealing with mental health and The World

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5 years

@sarahdessen lots of “i”s in this “apology” and zero actual acknowledgment of the victim in this situation

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3 years

look at this man

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4 years

dearest jonah. i am still thinking of how ravishing you looked at the lukas’ family ball. also my house is now made of blood. please help

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5 years

certain authortubers would have you believe that writing fanfiction instills bad habits in you, so here's a thread on why writing fic builds really good writing habits, actually (from a fic writer and an editor's standpoint)

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2 years

you ever think about how toby knew flint's sexuality from the jump and was playing him as a devastated vengeful gay man for what, 13 episodes before we found out

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3 years

not lindsay ellis quitting the internet because people got mad at her for a racist comment and comparing herself to isabel fall in the process 🙈 girl how fucking embarassing can you be

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5 years

gerry keay

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jon: ok martin im done reciting. why are you so sweaty martin: no reason jon: were you throwing things at jonah martin: .....no

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2 years

"slow burn doesnt count as representation" homie how do you think real life queer couples act

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1 year

"john silver isn't canonically bi" to you maybe. i however can understand the text

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4 years

im just saying elias deserves everything he’s doing rn. the giant tower, absolutely. potentially calling martin on an eldritch payphone just to fuck with him, yes. he played his villain cards and he won he’s eating sorbet in the panopticon and he earned it

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2 years

i’m mr. blackbeard’s right hand arm man. i’m mr. blackbeard everything. i’m his confidante…his best friend…his silly rabbit

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4 years

may i present to you...miss gertrude hopinson....head harechivist of the magnus bunstitute

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2 years

as a child i assumed martha's vineyard belonged to martha stewart. be honest did we all think that

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4 years

this is my favorite line about elias because it implies that he, a 200 year old semi-omniscient creature, a) performs a menial admin task b) loves it and c) needs to actively concentrate on it

the magnus archives bot

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4 years

Maybe? I’m, I’m pretty sure it takes him actual effort, so… and it’s Wednesday afternoon, when he does his scheduling. So I’m hoping he’s distracted. He, er… he loves scheduling.

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7 years

@localpunkdad @travismcelroy :))

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2 years

@SimmonsDies @iwtvzine these mods are like "i can excuse racism but i draw the line at a grown woman trapped in a child's body having a kiss"

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5 years

s2 tim @ jon

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5 years

tania commissioned @shima_spoon for us and im absolutely weeping at our baby BOYS

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3 years

@JoshUniverse_ @lesang000 @FaeTheTiger i live in texas and it’s the reason i made this tweet—millions of vulnerable people at risk because of the actions of a few in government who keep peddling the lie that Everything Is Fine. it’s soul crushing.

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4 years

hi everyone, alex here. do you know the minimum number of bones you need to stay alive? i do.

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4 years

y’all need to know that ray chong nee who plays salesa is incredibly hot

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4 years

[MAG 165] the stranger really said fat martin real. it wasn’t in a nice way but they said it

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3 years

the way the booktube community treated caleb joseph is like. still so ridiculous

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2 years

@WeirdMedieval a lot going on in florence specifically

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that monster jon art by @lankikek from yesterday got me feral had to get out some feelings about nests and archivists u know (1/2)

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4 years

i only have one jonah magnus hc and it’s that he’s still not over how easily accessible spices and tropical fruits are now. he still loses his mind over how he can just walk into a store and buy a banana

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4 years

y’all be like “omg elias just wanted cake and wine at 11 am” as if that isnt the most victorian thing he could have possibly done

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1 year

we need a term for how every fandom that gushes about how wholesome and uplifting and positive their media is inevitably becomes the most toxic scorched earth battlefield you've ever seen

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4 years

dont feel like formatting this for ao3 but @BlindOldDedFred and @charmophron said post-failed-ritual lonelyeyes comfort and hh #LonelyEyes (1/3)

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1 year

psa if you have not already, enroll in the new SAVE plan for your student loans now before payments start again!!!!!!! it's super easy and if you make less than $36k a year your payments will be $0 a month!

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1 year

as a lover of maritime disasters and a hater of rich people, i'm looking at a fascinating news week

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3 years

ppl are theorizing like crazy about the green knight and what it all means when the answer is quite simple. it is about dev patel, who is a sweet boy

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4 years

“ur disgusting if u ship jonelias or petermartin” what if i ship martinelias. what then. you are defenseless

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4 years

(2/2) idk what au this is im just vibing.

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5 years

in awe of the audacity jonny and alex have to promise no kissing noises ever yet make jared hopworth sound Like That in my tender ears

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4 years

trying to convince blathers my fake painting is real

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3 years

@prosodi if villain bad, why is his dick in my mouth right now

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4 years

why cant teens online just be unabashedly cringe like we were at their age. that shit was the most fun on earth. does sending people gore in the dms and doxxing trans people really give you a better high than the high i had the day i discovered superwholock? doubtful

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4 years

boys in antarctica boys in antarctica when will they kiss?? @littledozerbaby did this BEAUTIFUL commission of my ocs, jack (left) and tom (right) and i cant wait to make it my phone bg and my desktop bg and paper my walls with it and carry it in my wallet and get it tattooed and

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1 year

"I come in consent and friendship." GREEN GROW THE RUSHES is available now 🌾💚🪶

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4 years

imagining peter standing dramatically on a cliff looking out over the sea and a massive wave knocking him the fuck out

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3 years

39. the birdcage ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | I LOVE ROBIN WILLIAMS

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2 years

happy isoh tenth anniversary to those who celebrate (literally only me)

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4 years

last night i learned that moths can squeak which has radically changed my vision of mothjon and im absolutely at peace

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[peter voice] ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒᵒ

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op thinks "monster" begins and ends with the vampires from castlevania

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4 years

elias: i can insert knowledge into your head so painful that will break you, leaving a snivelling husk cowed to my will also elias: haha excel sheet go brr

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elias, lungs filling with blood, to himself: how can i fuck with him one last time elias: hey jon good luck jon: what elias: 💀

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7 years

thankful for the mcelroys who bring me so much joy and comfort and make the world a brighter, happier place @doccurm @griffinmcelroy @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy

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3 years

thank you @emperiocism for this beautiful commission of the archivist and martin from my nesting fic!!!!! LOOK AT THEM 🥺❤️ ()

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4 years

that monster jon art by @lankikek from yesterday got me feral had to get out some feelings about nests and archivists u know (1/2)

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1 year

i dont know what i expected the tone of this film to be but it WASNT this

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

The official poster for Pedro Almodóvar’s ‘STRANGE WAY OF LIFE’ starring Pedro Pascal and Ethan Hawke has been released.

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"...and I would like you to come as well, Sir Wife. For the benefits of new mountain air. And as my friend.” GREEN GROW THE RUSHES will be available in ebook and paperback march 9 ❤️

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THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIFT @wildishthing UNFORTUNATELY I DID IN FACT OPEN IT IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER

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2 years

@warmjobs spot the difference

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7 years

@travismcelroy i have four including my adventure zone tat but i love this one a lot--it's for saint lucy of syracuse! right calf.

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2 years

this gif of an arctic hare walking like people is so important to me

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1 year

got high last night and ended up reading the entire wikipedia page for "proto language" for some reason and i guess i thought this passage was mindblowing because i saved it in my notes

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2 years

"how long are you going to be insane about black sails" for the rest of my life brother

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@ZendosaCos it feels like being gaslit by an entire country

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jon in season 1

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4 years

@glow_smokey emotions are high toward landlords rn given the fact that many of them are being given mortgage holidays while rent continues to be due during the pandemic, draining many people's strapped resources. not the best time for that news to come out basically

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1 year

:) i did it

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5 years

jonny sims like "lemme just springle some orpheus and eurydice into this bitch" like he really DID THAT.

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i think there should be at-home tests for all common illnesses because getting to do a fun little chemistry set really takes the edge off potentially having covid

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3 years

something else i love about the finale is that martin killing jon wasn’t tragic because jon was, like, gone, or fully monstrous or anything, it was tragic because it could have been avoided and it was done with agency

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3 years

fuck you [unarchives your magnus]

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2 years

the way oluwande says “nana” rt if you agree

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4 years

peter was a wonderful and emotionally resonant character with so many layers to explore and i miss him terribly but im so happy we got him for as long as we did 😔

Saj

@saj_who

4 years

Share your best vibes y’all

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4 years

there is only one funny thing about the pandemic and it’s that it stopped supernatural from ending and prolonged its suffering even more like some kind of punishment from greek mythology

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2 years

@besselfcn if u didnt want it romanticized maybe u shouldnt have posted it bestie ❤️

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1 year

underrated relationship trope is "people who had to marry for political reasons and dont necessarily love each other but do their best and are kind to each other"

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i like this new book promo trend 🌾