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linds

@goblindsay

9 months

go the buffalo bills

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linds

@goblindsay

2 years

@dadgamer1207 @sydlewie babe are you okay you’ve barely touched your basic reading comprehension :(

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@goblindsay

1 year

i’m crying why was i just reflexively like “lindsay! what’s yours?” when @hozier asked me what my name was i’m so sorry andrew that’s my bad that one’s on me

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2 years

@sydlewie as a donor conceived person, it’s because it’s literally eugenics lmao

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3 years

@AshleyHammm you could not have waterboarded this information out of me

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@goblindsay

5 months

@ImogenWK “how strange it is to be anything at all” came from this youtube comment on an edward cullen edit

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@goblindsay

6 years

Garrett: “I will always be there to protect you” Blake: “I will always be there to support you” HOW IS THIS A HARD CHOICE #TheBachelorette

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3 years

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@goblindsay

8 months

@Hoodie_Milly @cali_terror @francisxwolf reading braille is still reading lmfao what

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@goblindsay

7 months

@hallloweenqueen you could go season one of desperate housewives on them

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@goblindsay

2 years

@nktgill i have cried, without fail, every single time i have ever encountered this poem

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3 years

@irlsprout honestly if someone ruined my trip by purposefully triggering potential trauma like that i’d be pissed as fuck lmao

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2 years

@mxskxt @bugbraingirl

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2 years

@Outspokenalso @JustinETharp family reunification should ALWAYS be the goal and i strongly urge you to check out @ wildheartscollective_ on tiktok to get perspective from an adoptee on this!

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@goblindsay

2 years

@proetrie no but i actually did this with a guy i was very casually seeing, tell me why i had to remove some to make it all fit in one screenshot 💀

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@goblindsay

3 years

@_IsaiahMcKenzie dude just get the vaccine why is this hard wtf

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@goblindsay

2 years

@NoahKahan really said townie rights when he made stick season

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@goblindsay

6 months

@fetalgeniuss like an A in the UK is just anything over 70% babes you’d be getting waitlisted at state schools not a full ride to yale LMAO

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2 years

@hannahlchinn folkmore stans are so annoying, see my reddit comment earlier smfh

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2 years

@Anania00 the P in LGBTIQIAP+ actually stands for "pyramid scheme"

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2 years

@SheRatesDogs no but i keep saying BPD should stand for “boyfriend’s a psycho disorder” bc i SWEAR if someone looked into it i’d guess ~80% of first time BPD dxs were made while the woman was actively in an abusive relationship, and then most immediately “went into remission” when she got out

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@goblindsay

2 months

i can’t believe @Hozier invented music thank you the nation of ireland

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@goblindsay

11 months

@hurrynandan @ivyluvx this is hurtful, but is definitionally not cheating lol

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linds

@goblindsay

2 years

i waited tables for a summer in college with this woman, and i’m absolutely speechless buffalo really is remarkable entirely in spite of its government and entirely because of its people

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@goblindsay

1 year

@hasanthehun @midwestbimbo @jaxajueny i love when men are like "but she told me i was misogynistic! so obviously i'm allowed to defend myself!!!!" and every time the defending themselves is just mocking that woman's physical appearance for clout

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@goblindsay

6 months

@ifyoure2shy_ “don’t you worry folks we took out all her teeth” it’s literally right there

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8 months

@wnbawife you’re literally the plug i-

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@goblindsay

3 years

@cinecomical @Anthonyxsiedlec okay honestly i’m annoyed i’m even replying to this and potentially giving it more traffic but incarcerated people are still human beings who deserve fucking privacy and basic respect and sharing these pictures is absolutely fucked

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8 days

@300furrybears @AmerMommaBear @DBelardoMD @AustinBourgeois “didn’t do shit” and “certainly helped” and mutually exclusive conditions lol

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1 year

@hankgreen @MarisaMillerCA it may be worth considering that your experience, as someone with a degree of “fame” or whatever you prefer to call it, with your doctor may not be the same as someone else’s experience with the same doctor, & that the interpersonal treatment you receive may be better on average

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@goblindsay

8 months

@FFB_Fanatics @Chiefs @Flawsssandalll you should be absolutely ashamed of this tweet jesus christ

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@goblindsay

2 years

@JeanneAllen @AbbottElemABC @quintabrunson jeanne rn

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@goblindsay

2 years

@exbaroque @skinclasshero because it's impressive next question

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@goblindsay

1 year

@hankgreen @MarisaMillerCA got it! i hope that didn’t come across rude, it was a genuine question & i appreciate the answer. i’m glad your dr is so responsive to patient curiosity, esp being unaware of who you are — fame or not, that seems rarer than it should be. sending big fuck cancer thoughts your way!

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@goblindsay

2 years

finding out that @yunggravy is 6’8 really did more to soften the blow of government-mandated motherhood than anything that’s come out of any congressional democrat’s mouth in the past 24 hours

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2 years

@sarahz911 @Outspokenalso @JustinETharp which many adoptees are saying occurs when birth parents are given resources and help so that they can keep their child in the first place and avoid separation trauma! adoptees are four (4) times as likely to attempt suicide as non-adoptees, developmental trauma is real

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@goblindsay

2 years

@gleeeboi @proetrie baby just say you get no bitches and move on it's ok

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@goblindsay

4 years

@BrettSVergara As someone who has a dead dad and who lost him in an awful way, trauma isn’t an excuse to treat other people poorly

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linds

@goblindsay

10 months

@LuciaLovelyyy @heyyitsjanea me when i can’t count to four

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@goblindsay

5 years

PSA @tartecosmetics knockout tingling treatment is actual magic, my skin is g l o w i n g ✨

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@goblindsay

2 years

@RamseyBland @sydlewie when they literally prevent people from donating on the basis of shit like height, neurodivergency, etc. and allow you to pay more for more educated donors, that’s eugenics babe

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@goblindsay

3 years

rebranding my trauma as lore

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@goblindsay

1 year

@the_binp @mini_lexiii okay you know what, fair

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linds

@goblindsay

5 years

okay I swear to god Madison constantly licking her teeth and clenching her jaw and smacking her lips together and just generally moving her mouth around is the most maddening thing I’ve ever seen on the bachelor #TheBachelor

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linds

@goblindsay

2 years

@bleedingblueapp @proetrie oh hilariously he was the one who ended it, but this was a two month very not serious thing earlier this year and i am now happily dating the sweetest boy in the world

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linds

@goblindsay

2 years

@Authoronthemoor @SicRhythm @_ya_hor i have adhd too, the claim that having this disorder prevents you from forming habits entirely is wildly inaccurate & untrue and further, harmful. we form habits differently than nt folks, but the complete inability to form habits is not now nor has it ever been a symptom of adhd

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@goblindsay

2 years

@jololikejazz @latkedelrey absolute nobel-prize-worthy work in the field of completely missing the point here james

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@goblindsay

6 months

@ifyoure2shy_ okay, i mean she literally ended the first album with a song called clara bow, named after a 20's film star who developed severe psychiatric problems due to the constant external pressures of fame, so

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@goblindsay

2 years

we need to invent a slur for leonardo dicaprio specifically

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@goblindsay

2 years

@Pestilencemage @CatDocMD hey adam i hope this absolutely dogshit take of yours is beamed directly into the head of any woman who comes within ten feet of you so nobody ever fucks you again for the rest of your life!!! like seriously what the fuck is wrong w you holy shit

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2 years

@Correct_Always @ImamBiden sometimes i really think i changed my mind about being childfree at 25 not because i even really want to be a parent but because i’d rather cut my own arm off and eat it than be associated with The Childfree [derogatory] bc of takes like this

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@goblindsay

2 years

@AngloVsWorld @sydlewie bad take

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@goblindsay

6 years

@Ayla26999425 You totally took that the wrong way lmao Garrett is a racist, misogynistic piece of trash and your opinion is bad 🤷🏻‍♀️

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11 months

@hurrynandan @ivyluvx not loving your partner is still not the same thing as cheating

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3 months

i have never seen a group of people so clearly in the right torpedo their own cause the way zero covid people on twitter dot com have in the past two years

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@goblindsay

8 months

@theericklouis AND her brother is a convicted pedophile who she testified in defense of in court like HELLO

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@goblindsay

2 years

@eggshellfriend as someone who is on my second rescue, this is not the good take you think it is

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@goblindsay

2 years

@NoahKahan noah please i have literally been trying to decipher “It's something sinister to love without regard for dear tomorrow, to search for worry, is to love without deceit” for YEARS

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2 years

@billymanmecom1 @jzux i love when men, instead of assuming that women are capable of assessing & communicating their own desires, assume that because those desires don’t match their preconceived ideas about what women want, we must just be wrong about about our own internal, subjective experiences 🤡

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linds

@goblindsay

1 year

@hazeyjanei_ no but i am losing my mind at this girl reading that quote and believing that it was sylvia plath oh my god

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@goblindsay

2 years

@Cytophotometric @GayLaVie you’re the student aren’t you

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@goblindsay

1 year

@REDSEASHAWTY these replies are just eight thousand people who could really, really benefit from googling “contamination ocd”

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@goblindsay

2 months

@hozier ’s full nina cried power speech from the 7/24 show in bangor, maine 🤍🇵🇸

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2 years

@harbormysclf at my show she was like “i’m not anti-dad, i just think like guilty until proven innocent you know? anyway this one’s for my dad” and played it 💀

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@goblindsay

2 years

@Outspokenalso @JustinETharp and also, i should’ve said family PRESERVATION should always be the goal, and reunification when possible! the goal is to prevent reunification from having to happen by giving people the resources to be able to keep their children

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@goblindsay

2 years

@billymanmecom1 @jzux i love how this thread is all women saying "yes!! this is what we want!!!!!" and billy somehow managed to read all of that and seriously go "nobody wants that" like what's not clicking

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@goblindsay

11 months

@hurrynandan @ivyluvx no it’s not, getting emotionally involved with someone else while in a monogamous relationship is emotional cheating — checking out is neglect. those are not the same.

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linds

@goblindsay

6 years

@Ayla26999425 Garrett is still a racist/misogynist/general piece of shit whether Becca picked him or not and you’re still on here wasting your time defending him so really which one of us lost

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@goblindsay

2 years

@MahapajapatiG @sydlewie LMAO or i’m gonna keep telling the fucking truth and recipient parents can either get their lil feelings hurt or they can get on board with the fight to protect donor conceived people’s rights

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@goblindsay

8 months

@The_Acumen if you want to talk lasting impact on the industry, she’s re-recording all of her albums with an insane amount of success, paving the way for artists, for the first time, to make huge deals (like megan just did!) where they own their own masters

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@goblindsay

3 months

@muffinsplanned @GuyBeinDude as gently as possible, you are exactly who the OP is talking about. people who aren't alcoholics can "get smashed" with no consequences to their habits or lives beyond having a fun night. knowing you will have a particular kind of fun night and planning to do that isn't weird.

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@goblindsay

2 years

@Voltaireon @MakeupForWOC “a black” in the year of our lord 2022? girl what the fuck delete this shit

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@goblindsay

2 years

@alittleantifa @eqvolvorama @hilalove_music if you think a brain experiencing full blown mania, a state that could make an atheist believe they are GOD and jump off a bridge, somehow draws a moral line in the sand & stops short of acknowledging ethnicity in crafting delusions, you fundamentally misunderstand what mania is

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@goblindsay

1 year

omg a hit tweet someone tell hozier to give me a ticket to his pop up show tn after suffering the emotional damage of embarrassing myself like that lmfao

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2 years

@archive422 @sydlewie oh my bad i didn’t realize i’d have to spell out that eugenics is a bad thing for a grown ass adult

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@goblindsay

2 years

@GhawinRiver the rest of this thread is great but i do just wanna point out like... only having four months of your entire adult existence as a single person is concerning for like seventeen different reasons

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2 years

@Jiminy_Xmas_ @KarenAttiah @NFL oh you mean like when they argued that black people have less cognitive function to lose so they shouldn’t have to pay them as much for brain damage or??

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@goblindsay

1 year

@FlyIngenuity @BarbRoyal @hecubian_devil “how are you” is not an intrusive question i am begging you to get a grip jfc

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@goblindsay

1 year

@the_binp @mini_lexiii like ACAB but also that is literally just what it’s called lmao

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@goblindsay

2 years

@chaotichorne @drofpilma @aliyahInterlude @Jethx this is such a terminally online take, it’s absolutely fine for trans women to only want to be referred to using feminine pronouns, just like it’s fine for them to prefer to not be called dude even when it’s colloquially gender neutral

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linds

@goblindsay

8 months

@TheLexGabrielle you should listen to ivy off of evermore!! it's one of her absolute best imo

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linds

@goblindsay

7 years

With the letter from the board, and confirmation of student representation, #URHungerStrike is over — but we're not done fighting!

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@goblindsay

3 years

@TerryMeyer6 @_IsaiahMcKenzie you’re really just out here flexing your profound lack of critical thinking skills, damn unlike being fat, not being vaccinated carries the potential of literally killing the people around you

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@goblindsay

2 years

@Anania00 i genuinely believe we’re going to watch him vote to render his own marriage illegal

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linds

@goblindsay

8 months

@notv012 @Fair_and_Biased @MariaOr52992782 okay i’m going to reply to this in good faith but genuinely do you understand what systemic lupus erythematosus is? or how organ transplants and anti-rejection meds work?

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@goblindsay

11 months

@ALATLTG @cultmenephila that’s when the school was established!!

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@goblindsay

6 months

@mattystwat i mean, i think it’s important to allow people who have been harmed by addicts to speak about their experiences. addiction isn’t the fault of the addict, but that doesn’t change that dating an addict can be DEEPLY traumatic. taylor is not responsible for matty’s sobriety.

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@goblindsay

4 years

my secret talent is simultaneously being self conscious and having absolutely no idea what I look like

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@goblindsay

3 years

@eddieescalon this might be the single most soul-soothing picture i’ve ever seen

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@goblindsay

2 years

@hannahlchinn like??? the thing i appreciate about midnights rn is the incredibly interesting rhythms in every single song, and i’m enjoying appreciating something different about this album than i did about folkmore, i don’t WANT every album to be her strongest lyrically like god damn

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linds

@goblindsay

9 months

there was a reddit post a million years ago about someone realizing that their boyfriend didn’t like spaghetti because he didn’t know you were supposed to chew the noodles and had been just swallowing them whole

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This is like the guy that didn’t know ovens mitts were a thing and would go “ohhhh I hate this part” before reaching into the oven and screaming while pulling out the cooking tray.

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2 years

@mattxiv everyone just fucking screaming at the top of their lungs during this song at her concert did more for me in thirty seconds than ten years of therapy

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2 years

@tayIorreviews this is sending me into orbit

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@goblindsay

2 years

@Outspokenalso @JustinETharp i’m just gonna urge everyone having a very strong reaction to this and voicing their opinions to remember that 1) your opinion is irrelevant if you are not an adoptee, and 2) to check out the creator i listed (and be respectful to her!!!)

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@goblindsay

2 years

@dadgamer1207 @meSoHoyme you’re literally using the same logical reasoning as people who hear “black lives matter” and go “oh so ONLY black lives matter? huh????” ie morons

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2 months

@goldrushswife are the other artists in the room with us

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@goblindsay

2 years

why, two years into a pandemic, can you not walk into literally any @cvspharmacy and reliably buy genuine KN95 masks? why are we still having to order them off amazon and just hope they’re the real thing???? insane

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linds

@goblindsay

3 years

@_IsaiahMcKenzie did you just forget that you have fans who love you who are disabled and immunocompromised? who are literally begging people to get vaccinated, to care about keeping them safe and saving their lives, and who are absolutely devastated by your lack of concern for their wellbeing?

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@goblindsay

1 year

the conflation of "introvert" with what is actually just deeply anti-social behavior, and subsequent derision of extroversion as being unsophisticated and glorification of introversion as being refined, is the worst thing the internet has done to young adults, actually

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@_pem_pem

1 year

my most curmudgeon belief is that it's increasingly rare for people to act sociable these days. i bought a table off craigslist and the couple invited me in, gave me water. we chatted. i texted the wife pics of table in its new home. idk felt weirdly rare to just be normal :(

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