This looks like a still from a reality tv show right after somebody was revealed to be a lying bitch. Like the music gets dramatic and this is the zoom in
Yβall gotta stop putting Grittyβs name in the same sentence as Buoyβs. Gritty is an anarchist icon of the people. Buoy would see a tent under a bridge and call the cops. Stop disrespecting my orange king
Maybe guys getting carried out on stretchers once a week should make us reconsider violence in hockey and how punishments for said violence should be much harsher
But that requires thinking and we all know the NHL, NHLPA, and DOPS are incapable of that
Beau Bennett not only buys and promotes NFTs but also spouts antivaxxer bullshit? Damn, obviously being terrible at hockey wasnβt a big enough struggle for him
I know weβre all hung up on Hotel X, but what about Royal York? The Canes are gonna be having crop top discos in the halls while the other 5 teams beat the shit out of Tony DeAngelo and Carey Price sits on the balcony with binoculars to watch the shit happening at Hotel X
Not to get involved in the Discourse, but it feels really weird to me that yβall see somebody do a βbadβ drug once and immediately call for rehab yet turn a blind eye to the insane celebration of alcoholism built into not just hockey, but every professional sport
We've made a simple map to help you see where the Erie Otters are located!
The areas in red (see: Canada) are NOT Erie, where as the areas marked with an Erie Otters logo (see: Erie, Pennsylvania) ARE Erie!
#OttersNation
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-Itβs now the MNHL. The women can have the NHL title
-Legally required to kiss the goalie on the lips, win or lose
-If you try and play with an injury, the Team Jester (also a new addition) screams and jingles their bells at you until you stop
You're in charge of the NHL. Bettman got the boot.
What are your 3 first changes you make to the sport/game? Mine are:
-3v3 is 10 mins
-1-8 playoff seeding
-60 game season
If I click on this profile, thereβs a guarantee it will have one of three things:
-Grown ass man
-Opinions literally nobody asked for
-Weird ego boost for βflexingβ on young women/queer people for enjoying things how they like
This one is 3/3, folks!
If I click on this profile, thereβs a guarantee that it will have one of three things:
- Pronouns
- Rainbow flag
- A list that includes two or more teams
"We might has well put skirts on them then... I think we're letting the goalies off the hook."
Lightning coach Jon Cooper weighs in with his perspective on the two disallowed goals tonight and the impact those decisions had on the game.
Must be nice being a cis white man. Throw one little hissy fit over having to pretend to be nice to gay people and now 700+ grown men canβt make their own choices π
Hot take, but sports needs to hire more artists beyond just graphic designers. It could take everything to the next level for a team, from graphics to uniforms
Sparkly Oilers? β¨ Sparkly Oilers β¨
Bought a fun (barely visible on camera) blue and white fabric and knew what needed to be done. So enjoy some McDavid and Draisaitl ππ§‘
Itβs only a 10 minute walk for me to go bully Tony DeAngelo in person. I could go do it and still be back in time to catch the Whitecaps vs Pride game
Sports dude bros be like:
βYeah he murdered 3 people, but it was 7 years ago and they were women, so who cares? He is white and semi-decent at sports ball so I will claim itβs all made-up. I donβt understand why the women in my life donβt trust me.β
Hm. Thinking Iβll do an
@NWHL
portrait series π One player from each team ππ Make your case for which team/player I should start with, yβall πππ
π¦ βLetβs get Kraken!β -Brandon Tanev, probably π¦
Breaking my creative off-season with an updated portrait of my favorite guy to welcome back the hockey season
#SeaKraken
π€ β€οΈπ In honor of
#NationalGirlsAndWomenInSportsDay
, here is my finished portrait of
@madison_packer_
! Sheβs the player that got me into the NWHL, so itβs only right that she is the first player I do a portrait of πβ€οΈπ€
βLetβs grow the game and make everybody feel included!β
*special guest cast of some of the worst people you know, representing the worst company you know*
πΏ Wednesday Night πΏ
Hockey like youβve never seen it before, when the Spittinβ Chiclets crew hosts a special altcast of Penguins-Panthers. You donβt want to miss it π
7:30pm ET on
@truTV
and
@StreamOnMax
Decided to challenge myself and cross stitch my favorite ally,
@kurtisgabriel
in the colors of the rainbow! Iβm incredibly proud of how it turned out!! π³οΈβπ
Honestly the best way for hockey to grow itβs fan base would be to do collaborations with artists, both local and fans of the team, across various mediums. Cool designs can get anybody hooked on stuff.