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@gnomishchampion
Gnome Pickles he/him
7 months
@midwesthomo77 Remember, you are never, "one of the good ones," for long.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Perhaps a bit tmi about your friendly Gnome, but I feel inspired to post this due to his mention of BDSM as a justification for his actions. I see guys like this periodically in the scene. They trample over consent and use the existence of the scene to justify their attitude.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Not all women are into kink and those that are also would not appreciate you chasing them down the street. Women are people trying to get by and live their life, and treating them like prizes to be won like this disgusts me.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@Pinko69420 The deeper understanding you have of a topic the more you learn that definitions can be fluid. It is why as someone who studies linguistics and how language changes I have always found the line, "you're redefining words," to be so silly.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
7 months
@midwesthomo77 Whatever you say, have fun being a pick me.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Women in their mid twenties married to men in their late thirties and early forties, an isolated farm, and cameras watching them at all times, and punishments given for bad behavior. Girl, you've married into a cult. Is there a way to contact this OP? She needs help.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
@stanzipotenza Stealing from a corporation is barely even stealing, and considering what they pay baristas they have no room to complain
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry In a few years, "we agreed that picking our kid up from daycare was her responsibility and that she was ill was no excuse to not live up to her duties..."
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry The woman who contacted here is 100% a rad person. would give her all the high fives.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
@SomeMoreNews "Why did an abuser set up a situation that gave him power over his victim and allowed him to control her comings and goings?" Huh, I wonder. It sure is a bloody mystery.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
10 months
@ITSBCHRIS @ItsDanaWhite The line, "I shouldn't have to tell you," is not said to be manipulative, it is said cause she has told you a bunch of times. You just haven't been listening.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Social isolation, financial abuse, marital rape, coercion, and out love bombing, this guy may officially be the worst.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@LilySimpson1312 So basically you deleted your child's life, removed any sense of privacy, and made them a prisoner in their own home. This should have resulted on a couple people in uniform knocking on this persons door and taking the kid somewhere safe.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry I want to buy this woman a drink and a baked good. The way she responded to that nonsense was so badass, I want to be like that one day.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
@IwriteOK Left looks tired of my nonsense, the girl on the right looks like she just got an idea that is gonna lead to a great story, and maybe some minor jail time
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry So just putting this out there, divorce paperwork is super simple and under these circumstances there are lawyers who would love to take this job and put the screws to him.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Yes wife, put this used pad in your purse instead of the trash so that we can throw it away in an outside trash bin cause that is better then a bathroom trash can. This isn't silly and unsanitary at all.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@RonFilipkowski So I like guns, I think they are neat, and I like to shoot. But this is a fetish. Guns are not toys, and they are not a substitute for a personality.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry This makes perfect sense to me. She was in a depression funk and didn't feel like anyone would love her and now sees her worth. It takes time to process things sometimes and she is on no ones time frame but hers.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
@LilySimpson1312 I am very confused by this display, like the point of it.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
10 months
@Esqueer_ @ErinInTheMorn "Hooray, we severely damaged the ability of a young woman to get a college education and to play a sport she loves at a competitive level. Wow, um, are we the baddies?"
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2 years
@ask_aubry Translation- I think of you as a vending machine, so if I put in the correct gift or put in enough money/time I am therefore owed access to your body. I don't care about getting to know you and do not value you as a person. Know this before going in and do not date me.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
5 months
@Charles95684721 You folk made it a rule that he couldn't wrestle other boys, what did you want him to do?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry 12 to 18 hours is brutal. Good for her for sticking to her guns and doing what she has to do.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Huh, who knew that pure evil could be observed. Neat. Got a link to this little girls fund? I don't have that kind of money, but I would love to help.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
5 months
@kittischmitti When you define your entire personality on hating a group because it is trendy to hate them in conservative circles makes you a real chore to be around, who knew?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry This woman is 100% in the right. She has a right to decide who is and who is not in the room with her. I would say she has the right to have that damn room empty save for medical team and her if she chooses. Dude supplied some building materials he doesn't own her or the kid.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry So in an alternate universe here are the opportunities you squandered. Your little girl showed interest in something you do and wants to share it. You refused. She instead taught herself and made something and came to you for help. You discouraged her. You don't deserve her.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry We cannot have the good without the bad. We cannot have the fun let's hang out moments without the, "I feel upset," moments. If your partner cannot trust you to be there when they have a problem then how can they trust to confide in you, or celebrate with you? This guy sucks.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@crisptradamus @ask_aubry So we are taking a moment where a man is fully letting down his wife and finding a way to still blame a woman for the failures of a man. Wow, I would be impressed if I wasn't too consumed by my disappointment and disgust.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@LilySimpson1312 So I pulled up the article, and I don't believe this dude for a second. He makes a lot of very strange accusations that don't really carry water. Also the line he has about climbing into his kids bed to comfort them rings some alarm bells.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
5 months
@phoenixislegnd "Hello there young people, we put that funny video game man in our video to show that just cause we are rapidly aging white dudes advocating stances from the 30s it doesn't mean we aren't hip. Though I think I just broke my hip."
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Maybe it's not that they are marrying down, but that they don't have to settle and are marrying men who intrigue them and treat them right. Maybe the electrician is a sweetie who learned how to make pie cause she made mention that she missed her mom, and her mom made killer pie.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@MastaP513 @blkwdwr @phoenixislegnd Paul, honest question, are you under the impression that thinking would be painful?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Dollars to donuts if a woman were to say to him that she liked guys who had shorter hair or some other minor preference he would flip out on her.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
10 months
@ErinInTheMorn I would think HIPPA would have something to say about sharing medical records, but with this supreme court I don't really trust in it.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
@nonbinarybooty First off, ew, not everyone wants kids and that's fine. Secondly, what kids of a sex worker will likely see, "hey mom worked hard and provided a home for me, my mom is rad as heck!" Get out of here with that sex shaming behavior.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
6 months
@M1das_OW2 I get that YouTube needs to sell ad space to function and that's fine. It is the ads they send that piss me off, and the frequency. I watched a video essay that was unmonitized and YouTube shoved an ad on like every five minutes. It is out of control.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@BadMedicalTakes I would think having your body devour it's own bones to not die would be a thing I would be concerned about long term.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@ask_aubry There is a saying when it comes to getting healthier after a divorce, weight is easy to lose after you lose the first 180. I see that applies financially as well. Ex-wife is kicking butt, and she is under no obligation to be his support anymore.
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@ask_aubry I know you were having life saving medical treatment all day, but I was busy hitting a tiny ball with a stick while drinking with my friends. Please think of my needs terminally ill wife.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry You disappeared on your family, it means they are not your family anymore dude.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Wow, that is some aggressive financial abuse. How does she not have access to house funds for household expenses?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Martin never fell apart cause he never came together as a person
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2 years
@ask_aubry She had a boundary, and it was crossed. She doesn't need to share the reason, and this dude failed as a husband. This reason sounds serious as a heart attack, but it is hers and she owes an explanation to no one.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Looked him up, and of course he's a sovereign citizen. "Cops are traipsing over my rights until I need them to punish a woman who won't let me dominate her and make her love me."
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Her present might be a bit more expensive, but it comes fresh from a lawyers office.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
@ErinInTheMorn As a Jewish man I can say I partially know how you feel. We are all in this together though. Trans folk are not alone, I can promise that.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Can we find this woman and just make her a mug of coco and give her a hug? Cause damn that is rough. OP if you ever read this you matter and you will get thew this. Stay strong.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
@BadMedicalTakes Breaking news, guy who never takes his car into the mechanic doesn't know why it won't start
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@Kimberly__Rei @glennq875 @ask_aubry I have NLD which means I have trouble reading body language. My brain doesn't process it well and I still have trouble after years of occupational therapy. Even I can read her body language saying, "please go away, and leave me be." What is your excuse?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry First off, as a possessor of a dad bod, I have found that everyone is sexy to someone. Find your niche baby bird. However, the least sexy thing a man can be is a whiner. When you blame others for your lot in life it is a massive turn off.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Funnily enough, there was an experiment done where recorders were left in the homes of married couples and it was found that men talk much more then women do, and often talk over women. Which I am sure every woman in a heterosexual relationship ever in their lives already knew.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry There are no words for how disgusting that is. There are just no words
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@ask_aubry "I am not the one that took them to x, so why should I have to attend the big event?" Get used to hearing that excuse a bunch as the kid grows up.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@Invulnerablez1 @H1ppin @RevampedCP What employer is willing to pay what people are worth and isn't taking advantage of workers? The idea of being able to leave for better horizons sounds great, but those better horizons aren't available.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry She also found that they both enjoyed weird ice cream and movies about giant reptiles and make it a priority to have a lazy friday night where they make fun of terrible kaiju movies while competing on who can find the weirdest ice cream.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry She's in the middle of a task and he's wanting her to drop everything to iron his uniform? Sorry bruv, but running a household takes a good deal of time and attention.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Joshua has a domestic abuse charge. I will bet every dollar I have that there is at least one women he cannot be within 500 feet of.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry I am sorry, I am too old to be able to read what he posted here. I thought I had a stroke near the end.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry The electrician respects her as a person and can do things to her that leave her breathless. What do you have to offer besides condescension and a sense of entitlement?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry I would love for porn actors to just run a talk where they address the bs people believe cause they think it's a documentary. "Hello, I'm Rock Thruster, and you may be under the impression that working as a pizza delivery boy will get you laid. Well, sorry."
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@BadMedicalTakes The idea of having the sheer insecurity of being upset that your partner is wearing a shirt with another males name on it is baffling. How do these men function?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Oh boo, did you try to trade your wife in for a newer model and it didn't work like a romantic comedy? How rough for you.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@sleepisocialist My ex used to edit friends and family out of my life. "I don't like how your sister talks to me, you shouldn't talk to her any more." If I complained she would accuse me of not being committed to the relationship and not living up to my duties. I see a lot of her in Crowder.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry A c-section as less painful? I am sorry what? Isn't a c-section ripping open a woman's body? Am I wrong in this?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@in_detransit You decided to detransition, cool, good for you. Please inform all of us how your journey gives you the right to decide what is best for the young woman you're going after here?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry outright love bombing I mean.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Pretty sure we can call that assault.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
8 months
@LordAslanThe2nd How these folk speak after a shooting- A white het person is the shooter - "Obviously they were a lone wolf, and isn't it so sad! How dare you try to politicize this!" A queer shooter- "This is why we need to oppress everyone who isn't perfectly heteronormative!"
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@MuellerEJ @kattenbarge @cathmckenna If you're more worried about saying, "hey don't attack me," to the piece saying a child is getting rape threats that are treated as, "jokes," by the worst people in the world, then you are in fact, part of the problem.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@Dreadful4Tymes My great grandmother was literally sold to her husband during the great depression. The arrangement was essentially, "we will let you marry our daughter if you give us $40." So her lacking the ability to escape really made that marriage last, even though she never wanted it.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry Ok, so your boyfriend has a wandering eye or you're so insecure you cannot stand there being attractive women around him, that sounds like a you problem fam. This OP did nothing wrong at all.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@OfficialMinks @itsjati Well that was disgusting.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry So 5'3", under a hundred pounds, supper skinny, who else thinks that that sounds very much like a child? Like a preteen.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry This feels like the dude wants us to help them engage in their humiliation kink, and ya, not gonna play.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
11 months
@BadMedicalTakes I guess my own birth didn't happen. I was stuck for lack of a better term and without quick medical intervention both my mother and I would have died. Hell, pregnancy itself has the same side effects as a witches curse.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry If you don't like what Eve is cooking offer to help, or just cook your own damn self. Eve sounds like a woman who has a crap load going down but still is putting in extra effort for the family. OP can dine on the worst bits of my bum.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@_Databae_ @ask_aubry Another big red flag here, where is her mother in law? There's a story there and I think we need to know. What happened to her?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry If I forced someone to drink tea when they were not thirsty, just poured it down their throat while they chocked on it, not wanting to drink it, I would be an obvious mad man. Why is sex different?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
5 months
@MastaP513 @blkwdwr @phoenixislegnd So that's a most empathetic, "yes," then.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry I feel the need to go bathe after reading that. In boiling bleach.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry If you cannot wash a dish or a shirt then congrats, you've failed as a man.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
3 years
@IwriteOK I will happily buy him a drink any day of the week
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry How much you want to bet that the woman he's so mad at is someone who he has never spoken to? Oh he's told his friends about how wonderful she is, and how much he likes her, but he's never spoken to her and just expects her to jump into his arms after I guess reading his mind.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@ask_aubry He has studied women and understands them I see? "subject Brenda bought a new top today and was checking the fit in her mirror. I have included the sketch of how she looked in journal appendix 3f. Subject Tiffany washed her hair tonight, I must make sure to steal her hairbrush."
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@JacobYerkes2 Dude, you need to have an honest conversation with a doctor. You're not well.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
11 months
@ThatSamWinkler @phoenixislegnd This feels like one of those moments where tech is outpacing law and there is gonna be a podcast equivalent in a few decades just decrying how we let shit like this fly.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry I am confused, she would have told him the time of the interview and had he been responcible he could have given the kids bus fare, or arranged for them to be taken home by a friend or something before hand. Seems like this dude needs to be more on the ball.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry I refuse to accept the person you love, and I refuse to accept a part of who you are, so why can't we remain friends? I mean all I am saying is I don't respect you, your marriage, or your right to have children.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@ask_aubry So not kidding on this one, can we forward this to the FBI? This guy is gonna take a couple people with him before he gets cornered.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
8 months
@SarahisCensored @210_4528 @shaybutterb7by So you're angry you won and now have to accept the consequences of that win. That seems about right for you folk.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
@cometazur "My paladin doesn't want to break his oath with sodomy!" I need to know which god in Baldur's Gate gives a damn about what sex is and isn't allowed so I know to never follow such a picky deity. Next thing you know they will be mad I put the wrong kind of cheese in my sandwich.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
9 months
@ErinInTheMorn I wonder if this will have any affect on the attitude pick me gays who thought they could buy acceptance by punching down at trans folk?
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Gnome Pickles he/him
2 years
@ask_aubry If you start a marriage saying you need protection from your partner then they are not your partner.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
Watching Erin just rip apart Matt Walsh is one of life's most simple pleasures. I owe this lovely woman a mug of her favorite beverage.
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@MattWalshBlog You say this like it’s liberal democrats overturning your friends’ anti-trans laws, Matt. But it’s not. It’s Trump judges. And that scares you. Good.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
@BadMedicalTakes Ok, so class has ended, time to check my blood sugar. Thankfully my medical condition that requires constant monitoring knows not to bother me during arbitrary school hours.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
1 year
@BadMedicalTakes Your leg is fine, you're just too used to a kneecap that's in one piece. You have no excuse to not run a marathon.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@nolanisk @phoenixislegnd @vyxera_ @shespegbundy Poor kiddo, sounds like he had a rough day and now is gonna have possibly have some fear the next time they try. "Can you hold his hands down?" Can you perhaps do the service I paid you for, the one you claimed to be qualified for but clearly aren't.
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Gnome Pickles he/him
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@pufferfishx @ask_aubry I mean all gay men are men so I would bet money one of them will say that soon.
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