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Rules of Engagement Lesson 1: Don’t ever pick a fight with Ian Hislop on matters of miscarriages of justice. He will obliterate you. Especially if you’re a hard of thinking Tory nodding dog. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
How do you set a bear trap for someone who thinks they’re very clever? The golden rule is “Only ask questions you already know the answers to”. Here’s Sunak getting “bear-trapped” times a squillion! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
Andrew Marr has called out Braverman perfectly here. She bringing petrol. We all need to bring water. Buckets and buckets of the stuff. We need to hit this far-right Tory lunatic fringe with a swimming pool! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
It really is over, isn’t it. Sunak is more known for private planes, helicopters and swimming pools than any policy he’s made. A shocking leadership vacuum at the top of the UK.
#GeneralElectionlNow
#Labour
#Starmer
#Sackman
This is the hardest hitting bit of satire I’ve ever read by Lee (and I’ve read the script about the time Jesus helped him home from the pub!). It is, of course, absolutely right! Ant, Dec and ITV have picked the wrong side in the shoot/don’t shoot immigrants debate. Wankers👇👇👇
Oh. My. God! This is explosive stuff. This is the kind of thing that could put a general election in 2023! What kind of circus is
@RishiSunak
running? 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
@mrjamesob
@Thehuck_59
The ones that hate him hate for that…he’s got what they can only dream of. The common touch, the solid sincerity, a deep empathy, a level of respect and respectability, decency, humility, dignity and faith in ordinary people to do extraordinary things. He’s an inspiration.
"In your joy, in your happiness, in your achievement, we all benefit." - Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex.
Watch the full speech from the Duke of Sussex, Patron of the Invictus Games Foundation from the opening ceremony of the
#InvictusGames
Düsseldorf 2023!
I absolutely love this clip for the truth within it and the superb calling out of Braverman (remember her?) for being utterly stupid!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
A 200 year old British business sent to the wall by Cameron, Johnson, Brexit and a litany of lies told by racists and bastards. Utterly appalling! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
TV execs: how about a 3 hour show every Saturday afternoon where a dozen or so experts line up and get 10 or 15 minutes each to hand Mogg his arse in a variety of paper bags (advertising opportunity?). Here’s the pilot. I think it’s got legs. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
The country is full of people who despise Johnson. This testimony is heartbreaking and infuriating. Johnson has demeaned us all. Robbed so many of their dignity when they needed it most. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
So it would appear the price increases forced on us were not profit neutral and the “help” Sunak gave to cover the unnecessary increases went straight from our Tax to the bottom line of British Gas. It’s like there’s been a coup! 👇👇👇👇
Viewers, this is not the same 15 seconds on a loop. This is 90 seconds of a “World Leader” taking the absolute piss out of each and every one of us. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
The first 15 seconds of this clip set the parameters of decency. If you agree with
@CarolineLucas
you are on the right side of what decency means. If you don’t, you aren’t. Simple! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
This was my Top TV Moment of 2023. Ben Elton giving Sunak a pasting and pointing out that you could fry a whale in the vanity dripping off him.
@bbclaurak
@joelycett
knocking Truss out was a close second. Keep it coming in 2024.
#Labour
#Starmer
#Sackman
Here’s a quick message from
@Keir_Starmer
. It’s short. It’s sharp. It’s got more energy than a thousand Sunaks. Vote Labour. Tell your friends to Vote Labour. Get involved with your local campaign team and get the Country to Vote Labour at the GE 👇👇👇👇
Out campaigning with the completely amazing
@AngelaRayner
. She really is a force of nature. No wonder Dowden gets wobbly knees when he sees her step up to the Dispatch Box. It’s not going to get any easier for poor wee Oli.
#GeneralElectionNow
#Labour
#Sackman
#Starmer
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This is a genuinely very moving clip. A local person talking about local issues and the feeling of getting used for political fodder by “snake”‘Farage. Don’t be fooled again. Never Vote Farage! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
@campbellclaret
Let’s get ready for the denial that it was porn or that he didn’t realise it was porn until the air conditioning guy turned up, that the rules about porn are confusing and, finally, that all the doctors and nurses were watching porn in the staff rooms.
Nicola Sturgeon urged to apologise for not printing these slogans on T-Shirts and handing them out a primary schools. Hilarious. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
#sturgeon
#MarzipanDildo
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Nicola Sturgeon urged to apologise after leaked WhatsApp messages describing Matt Hancock as “Weaker than a nuns piss,” Liz Truss as “About as much use as a marzipan dildo,” and referring to Suella Braverman as “Shitler.”
This is such a killer line by
@angelaeagle
“I’m glad she’s so happy with the state of things but I have higher ambitions”. Back of the net and very aligned to what the voters of Finchley and Golders Green are saying on the doorsteps. It’s time for change.
People of Clacton please be aware that Farage is taking you for a ride. Don’t let him do that to you. This woman knows what you need and he’s not going to do it for you.
#VoteLabour
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Warning: the good wishes of these 3 little people can’t be exchanged for milk, bread and pasta at any of the supermarkets in Finchley. Jesus wept. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
@nulasuchet
“The thing I love about Britain more than the culture and history is the tax code. Without that it’s got nothing that interests me”. Is that what he and others like him are saying?
How do you know your interview has gone well? If the interviewer can’t stop laughing it’s usually a sign that it hasn’t quite hit the heights you may have been aiming for. Check this out. Mark Harper humiliated by his boss and, then, by his answers. 👇👇👇
@guardian
I am completely biased and therefore my opinion can’t be trusted but having worked at Disney when Dreamworks came along I find Shrek to be far inferior to anything Disney ever did. I think that settles this once and for all. Have a nice day.
Here’s Liz “Pork Markets” Truss having a good laugh at the misery she inflicted on millions of ordinary people in the UK. What a nerve she’s got. Clueless. Tin-eared. Tone deaf. And the delivery of a warped piano.
Just Ian Hislop calling out the government for their incompetent implementation of the most callous immigration system in Europe.Make no mistake: the country can’t afford the Tories.
#Labour
#Starmer
@AdamBienkov
Until Jodie Whittaker started as Dr Who I had hardly robbed any banks. Now I’m into triple figures. Please bring back some big burley male macho stud role model (like John Pertwee, Sylvester McCoy, David Tennant, Tom Baker or Matt Smith) before there are no more banks to rob.
Not a good week for the
#Tories
when it comes to representing Women and Girls. Apparently a women can’t have breasts, a bottom and brains, and spiking their drinks is fine if it’s in a specific and limited way. Jesus wept.
#GeneralElectionNow
#Labour
#Starmer
#Sackman
RIP Sinead O’Connor. Between the ebbs and flows there was real beauty and talent. Troy was my particular favourite and this track, too,stopped me, and the world, dead in its tracks. Everything is in this song.
#SineadOConnor
#NothingComparesToYou
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Charles Spencer hugely impressive on
@bbclaurak
. I’ll never understand why someone could abandon their children at the gates of these brutal schools. I’ve a feeling he’s done something very good with this book and this interview.
#CharlesSpencer
Remember when
@joelycett
handed Kuenssberg, Truss and every Tory in the country their arses in a paper bag while wearing a yellow shirt? Beautiful stuff! We need more. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
I’ve a theory which has stood fast for several weeks already: every time Sunak does a press round (like this one) Labour go up by between 1 and 2 points. Obviously it can’t hold true forever but I reckon it will this week. Check out this garbage 👇👇
@DeborahMeaden
Once again I am forced by a government minister to say that if one of my senior team came back with an answer like that to a question like that on their area of ultimate responsibility they would be out on their ear. It’s simply not good enough.
How to set a bear trap step 1. Only ask questions you already know the answers to. This one’s a doozy! Poor lil’ Rishi went in both feet first! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
#Starmer
#Labour
#Sackman
#GeneralElectionNow
Back of the net stuff from
@peterkyle
. Take this round to your Tory in-laws and, when they say, “Labour has no plan” show them this. It’s pitch perfect and exactly what we need.
#Labour
#Starmer
#Sackman
#Win24
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@Joannechocolat
@brokenbottleboy
You took the words right out of my mouth, removed “entitled, silver spoon, talentless little shit”, and tweeted it. I admire your restraint.
@IrvineWelsh
“The people at the top…they’re having a disco”. I hope lots of people picked up on what a brilliant line that is. Absolutely brilliant. 9 word book.
Just in case anyone is curious as to why Nads might have been passed over, here’s a short and very well written explanation. The idea of karma is woven into this story in a quite spectacular fashion. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
While Sunak is out buying mince pies
@Keir_Starmer
is doing this. A powerful message to a group of people who really put the country first. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
#Starmer
#Labour
#Sackman
Please listen to
@ZoeJardiniere
here. She asks who we are and who we want to be. It’s a serious question. Who are we, what are we doing and why is Sunak hanging out with fucking racists?? 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
@ByDonkeys
@DavidDavisMP
In the space of about 3 months or so you have gone from a standing start to one of the strongest political statements of my life time. That enormous banner is a crowning moment in a campaign full of crowning moments. Proud to have been there.
Here’s
@SayeedaWarsi
reading my mind about Leaky Sue. Is she reading your mind too? Hitting the nail on the head times a squillion!
#BravermanOut
#LeakySue
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Heres
@SuellaBraverman
showing she has no plan, no target and no timescales on her main promise. Nothing left but gaslighting and dogwhistles. Pathetic.
#Labour
#Starmer
@Peston
@bbclaurak
Trickle down is a load of bollocks. Every serious economist from
@JosephEStiglitz
to Piketty to
@MazzucatoM
have shown the facts of that ludicrous concept. The only thing that trickles down is greed and selfishness. Just look around you. The proof is everywhere.
@NadineDorries
@BBCNews
It’s an old tweet but a significant one. Cyber security is now in the hands of someone who leaves her PC open and available. Sleep well.
@toryboypierce
In our borough they banned pancakes on Pancake Tuesday in case it offended people who wear too much makeup. Later I plan to make up something else.
@VictoriaCoren
I have a simple rule for motorway driving: the goal is to spend as much time as possible in the left hand lane. The difference between 60mph and 70mph on a 90 mile journey is about 13 minutes. Relax. Everything’s fine. Chill.
@mrjamesob
The good thing is a crowdfunded team of lawyers found this smoke and mirrors activity. The bad news is we need a crowdfunded team of lawyers to keep tabs on the actual Government of the actual United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It’s shocking!
@jessphillips
Starmer has, once again, found the thread that will cause the button to come off, the trousers to fall down and the wearer to be found in possession of a massive pair of pants on fire.
@yorkshirepost
I get a feeling that the
@yorkshirepost
is not going to let this pass by like a 24 hour flu or
@bbclaurak
fuelling fake news yesterday and thinking she can start again from zero today. Without standards and accountability it’s not journalism. It’s just someone talking in type.
I love when complex matters are explained in simple terms. This is one of those and it is a belter that unambiguously calls Braverman a bullshitter of Trumpian proportions. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
“Teach them maths so they can figure out exactly how much I’ve f*cked them over by!” R. Sunak. London. 2023. It’s time for Labour.
#Labour
#Starmer
#Sackman
@metpoliceuk
Did these rules still apply the next day? Do you have officers on the door at Downing Street? Did they notice anything suspicious? Is there a visitors log for Downing Street? I’m not telling you how to do your job, I’m just asking that you do. Trust matters.
@BBCMarkSimpson
A perfectly cordial letter with some quite inspiring words of intention for a peaceful and unified future for all. Now, let’s make it all happen.