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death cab for coochie

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6 years

oh you have a daddy kink? okay well don't touch my fucking thermostat

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4 years

every male selfie is a cry for help

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Thank god it’s hard drug friday

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2 years

sativa to change the things I can. Indica to accept the things I can't

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@alshipley I feel like it was him changing his @

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RIP FUCKTYLER, WILL MISS YOU, ITS BEEN GREAT, BUT NOW ITS TIME FOR ME TO......IDK WHAT EXACTLY, BUT ITS TIME, IM OK WITH THAT. LOVE YOU.

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4 years

@Emily_Sundberg and Daphne too 😵

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1 year

She fw me, she fw me not

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1 year

Dj pillow and mc blanky killed it last night

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@danghentschel This confirms there’s a war on the nuclear office family

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4 years

my mood depends on how i feel

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@gluten_shrine

5 years

white people spend an hour in the sun and say 'my skin is almost as dark as yours'

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4 years

you don't need drugs to have a bad time

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1 year

@EXITINGTHEVOID Was it actual clowns or people just dressed like clowns ??

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3 years

denver is just atlanta for white people

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@gluten_shrine

5 years

white claw is from chicago? that changes literally every thing

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4 years

when I got pepper sprayed and zip tied they went thru my back pack and accused me of looting...milk and I wanted to be like no I bought this bc i heard all were tear gassing people. but instead I apologized for being black and begged for them not to kill me

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@killmefam You wouldn’t last a second in Leeds mate

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2 years

@LuckyCloud_hd

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2 years

Who knew Lori Lightfoot was a Modelo type of gal?

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6 years

some of yall were not into metal in 8th grade & practicing your death growl and decided to call your landline from your cell and leave a voice mail of u doing vox and you forgot about it and your mom heard it and asked you about it and you had to tell her it wasnt u and it shows

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3 years

eating out my flesh light tn on this international women's day

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3 years

you got a chicago flag tatto? then why I never see you at the bean

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4 years

your time is up, kid

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5 years

if i die you can swear on my grave if you ever need lie to your significant other

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5 years

practiced kissing in the mirror all year for tonight. don't mess this up robert

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5 years

when someone posts a selfie and you can tell they live with their parents

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6 years

i dont call the cops i call my mom

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4 years

rip elvis. i know he would have loved to try to rap

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4 years

miss doing this at the club

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4 years

omg I pranked the dude from death grips

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4 years

omg

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5 years

noo babe don't kill your self your face is so symmetrical ahha

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6 years

I hope who ever slashed my tires is cute and wants to date me

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6 years

remember when pea coats were considered fashionable

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2 years

gonna tell my next job I have custody of my kids on the weekends and can't work those days

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5 years

i need an adderall script so I can focus more on looking at my phone

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6 years

pov forehead kiss compilation

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11 months

Fashion mfs be like nice silhouette bro. That is so archive

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6 years

having a white christmas

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5 years

ain't no laws when you're drinking claws

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4 years

roommies gf moved out so I can have the other cup of coffee that comes from his french press

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@gluten_shrine

4 years

Just sent 49 emails in 1 sec to defund cpd

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@erikinternet

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Telling my vegan co workers that the food they are eating isn't vegan because of the pain and suffering of the people involved in the process of making it (me)

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@gluten_shrine

4 years

i miss clubbing with 100 of my closest friends until 10 am every day like how I used to do before quarantine and then chicks would be all over me and and stuff. those were the days. That's definitely how cool and exciting life was back then

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5 years

if being a baker for almost 5 years has taught me anything it's that 12 times 5 is 60

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5 years

i am once again asking was it the guy with the dangly earring 🥺

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5 years

if we break eye contact during sex we have to start over

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6 years

looking for life long love. will settle for casual sex

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6 years

i want to quit my job but this guy i work with is suing the company so I want to stick around and see what happens

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4 years

they spraying gas and im blowin gas. we r not the same

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6 years

my boss got accused of being racist so i got a raise

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5 years

calling in sick to the club

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4 years

mom tried la croix for the first time and then put a crystal light packet innit

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4 years

everyone has thst one friend who wants you to get them an ounce of ketamine

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6 years

i performed weird al at karaoke no cheering no booing 100% neutral response lol

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5 years

holy shit im gonna cum

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5 years

all this 5g in the air i can't breathe

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2 years

chilling at my moms staying in a room surround by 83 pics of me between the ages of 0 -18

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4 years

boys take shits. men earn them

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3 years

asked my friend what he has to prove by drinking cow milk. and he said it's cheaper. really stopped me in my tracks on that one

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@gluten_shrine

6 years

white people love going to pilsen to do photo shoots in front of graffitid walls

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6 years

read my kids pitchfork reviews every night before they go to bed

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4 years

telling women ive never met that i miss them

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5 years

this guy at charli xcx wouldn't let me hit his blunt so i stood in front of him

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9 months

She unblocked me on spotify

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@gluten_shrine

5 years

mine & this one dude's friendship: he dms me on ig asking what the move is. I tell him or he tells me. we go to the function and sup nod at each other. we dance for a while and barely say more than 3 sentences to each other the whole time. it is pretty sick

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10 months

Yall need to grow up and put that barefoot down

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6 years

*looking at myself in the mirror* :what's the move

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2 years

it's about to be a light skin summer

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4 years

normalize saying, "shut up idiot"

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3 years

check out my new harsh noise set. running the dishwasher, electric tea kettle, blender and microwave at the same time😤⛓️🥀🔊

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5 years

cleaning your room bc you have a date but then canceling the date cuz your room is so clean and don't want to mess it up

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@gluten_shrine

4 years

yes i am vegan. my favorite foods are high fructose corn syrup, aspertame, sucrose, glucose, dextrose and red dye no. 2

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1 year

First date idea: we get espresso at the mob front

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1 year

We are living in such strange times rn

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3 years

the left lane is for fast traffic. the right lane is for people who are texting and driving and smoking weed and for truckers

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3 years

brought person from dating app to the noise show. they left during the first set lmaoo

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@gluten_shrine

5 years

and this lady comes up 2 me asking me what I was doing standing next 2 her and I said I was going to use the atm and then she said it was weird I was standing next to her and I said I was waiting in line to use the atm after her and then she took a Pic of me and said just in case

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@gluten_shrine

4 years

just peed and pooed in my pants and and and im waiting for my mommy to cween my wittle stinky diapy 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 #maga #BlueLivesMatter #fuckantifa

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@gluten_shrine

5 years

so bored gonna reluctantly hang w this dude who is a fan of my meme page and keeps hitting me up. gonna make him and his friends go to karaoke w me lmao

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2 years

not my ass going to the ambient concert at the hideout

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5 years

people don't get it. There is a difference between a bike and a hog and a chopper

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1 year

Studying juice theory

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2 years

Detroit nye parties making Chicago look like St. Louis or something fr

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5 years

the bouncer was so in my shit he pulled out the pack of gum i had in ny pocket and took gum out to look at it and then he reached into my little pocket and pulled out chewed gum i had wrapped up to throw away later and I was like muahhahaha brother that is chewed gum in your hand

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@gluten_shrine

3 years

if someone says "who cares" after you say something, you can tell them that I care

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@gluten_shrine

6 years

this like 40 year old real estate agent guy followed me on ig and i thought he was a clout chaser who would eventually unfollow me to have a good ratio. But he didn't and he occasionally likes my pics too. what a nice guy

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2 years

not my unemployed ass finding 50 bucks on the ground at the club

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