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ΘΔ mommy's girl!! // princess puppy, please treat me like a dog // professional middle sister // it/she/pup // 22 // no minors // zoos dni
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@kooriibow
@OverbearingEnvy
this also isnt it. its specifically like, lithe guys without a lot of hair. yes, theyre typically younger, but they dont have to be
@ArtsRayne
@Srirachachau
its like. roulette. and bugs bunny is in disbelief he won 35 cents. and the guy who owns the casino(?) is like "at my place the customer always wins" so as to get bugs to bet more i guess. and then bugs goes "weally" because hes an age regressor ok i made that last part up
i want more puppies to follow me!!!!! plzzz i wanna talk to other pups and make friends plzplzplzzzz if u see this consider dropping a follow or a bark RRRRARF!!
@gally420
do u remember that show i saw u at where i got overstimmed and needed 2 chill outside and then while i was sitting on the ground where everyone was smoking some guy came up to me and went "can i take a picture of you to add you to my collection of joey ramones?"
Is It Really Okay To Be Killed By A Truck Immediately And Reborn As A Slime Arcade Machine Cabinet In A World Where The Only People With Tokens To Play Are My 12 Slutty Sisters...!?
@ratbrain17
yeah cuz its like my HUNTING GROUND a d like yeah theyre all probably like pissing themselves like scared 2 death so yeah. thats why. jsyk.
listen to me right now. play every anthology of the killer game. theyre all super short u can finish each in under an hour, and theyre extremely well written, funny and cute/creepy. thecatamites is such a genius (if u played space funeral u kno this)and these games rly deserve it
grindr guy who looks like marty armstrong: hey would love to lick your pee hole!
lex person: anyone willing to trade acrylics for a scoby?
me, after the last egg pops out of my ass and the ohm crawls off of me: uugghhddfffgmmmmgg….. ..
had awful voice dysphoria and a lot of trouble communicating the other day and my owner held me and said it was okay if i didnt talk for the rest of the night. got to be a dog til i went to sleep. i have never been so in love.
*telling people my pronouns*
tgirl: okay, cool.
cis girl: OH MY GOD IF I MESS UP JUST PUNCH ME IN THE FACE JUST KILL ME OKAY??
gonzo: i made love to a chicken.
@gally420
people on twitter hate polyamory so much and it’s insane to see like have u only interacted with cus straight poly people cuz how do u think it’s like this
parents soaking my binkies in wine => sister dropping me on my head on the hardwood floor => huffing sharpies all thru highschool => smoking daily => forever puppy..