Glen Perkins @glenperkins Twitter profile

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

10 years

My favorite save ball!! #ASG http://t.co/gJPWCcR9bn

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@glenperkins

10 years

I gave the Royals home field advantage with my save in ASG. They can thank me later.

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@glenperkins

6 years

Not bad for a couple kids from Minnesota. It was an absolute honor to share the field with this guy for 17 years. #JM7

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

Let me address the 🐘 in the room. I won’t be playing baseball anymore. I’ll spend my time brewing beer, smoking meat woodworking and hanging with my family. Or, the same things I have been doing just without the baseball part.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

3 years

My buddy Joe and I put the throwbacks on for a little old man hockey tonite.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

That's cool @BrianDozier , I didn't want a save anyway...

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@glenperkins

9 years

That's like blowing a save w/ 2 out nobody on and a 3 run lead, which I think I've done.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

If the Twins lose this one’s on me since we traded Hicks for JR Murphy because he took me deep. Sincere apologies.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

When I came up everyone told me ‘It’s easier to get here than it is to stay here’. You know what makes it hard to stay in the big leagues? dudes are good. really good. it’s a tough league. it’s a hell of a lot harder when hitters know what’s coming. these guys cheated the game.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

My man got his payback! Welcome to the @Twins @BringerOfRain20

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

8 years

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

3 years

If the Twins sign Buxton (which they should, pay him whatever keeps him here) it will cost you, a fan, $0. Would you rather watch Byron play 60,70,80 or more games for the Twins or 0 games for the Twins?

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

My Grandpa taught me to throw lefty. Todd Oakes taught me how to be a man. Stelly taught me how to be a pro. Cancer took all 3. FU Cancer.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

3 years

Love the signing of Correa but you can’t buy a house and not put furniture in it. Twins need to get more starting pitching now.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

10 years

I'm watching this game and they just showed me getting walked off so there's that.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

One day shy of 13 months. It's been a long road but I actually get to pitch in a game tomorrow. 👌🏻🤞🏻

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

Even though I was completely terrible for an entire half of a baseball season it never occurred to me to try throwing with my other hand.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

Let's redo the Final Vote...

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

6 years

It appears I left that 3-0 fastball a little higher than I would’ve liked! Welcome to the @Twins Nellie!!

Nelson Cruz

@ncboomstick23

6 years

@Twins I am ready.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

10 years

It's tough to put into words what this All-Star selection means to me. I'm honored to represent the Twins and Minnesota at Target Field!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

I will be the analyst on the @Twins pre and post game show on @fsnorth this weekend for the series against the Tigers and for 30 or so more games throughout the summer. Do tune in Friday at 6:30 as we preview the team with the best record in baseball!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

3 years

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

4 years

Dang man. One of the best. I loved playing for him. Utmost respect.

Detroit Tigers

@tigers

4 years

A message from Gardy.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

You want a Heggies? Trick or Treat at my house...

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

6 years

This may get lost in your feed cuz Lebron freakin James tweeted you but from one Gopher to another, congrats on a great playing career @Lindsay_13 ! #SkiUMah

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

The upside to the cooler weather is the muskie bite is heating up!!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

8 years

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

1 year

No recourse for Phil Cuzzi being horrendous at his job.

Umpire Scorecards

@UmpScorecards

1 year

Umpire: Phil Cuzzi Final in 12: Twins 8, Dodgers 9 #MNTwins // #HereToPlay #MINvsLAD // #LADvsMIN More stats for this game 👇

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

But everyone tells me I sucked

Aaron Gleeman

@AaronGleeman

5 years

Twins' best Win Probability Added by a reliever since 2010: +2.79 — Glen Perkins, 2013 +2.65 — Taylor Rogers, 2018 +2.41 — Jared Burton, 2012 +1.85 — Glen Perkins, 2012 (Rogers is on pace for +3.10 WPA this year. Forget the AL Central. Rogers vs. @glenperkins is the real race.)

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

8 years

This is the only statement I will give. Thanks peeps.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

Thank you to my teammates and opponents for voting me into the #ASG . I'm honored to represent the @twins and the state of Minnesota!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

Don’t. I’m going to the cabin tomorrow so I can’t play this weekend

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@r_mack

5 years

@Twins Sign @glenperkins

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

10 years

I hate it when Wisconsin wins at things.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

I may have gotten a little carried away here...

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

1 year

Not a strike

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

God, this weekend is gonna be awesome.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

Trying to figure out how this crew didn’t win the fishing tournament yesterday. #pros @chadgreenway52

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

“how did you hit against him?” i asked. “well, you can see the spin on his slider so I didn’t swing at it”, he said. i replied “but he throws 104, how can you react?”. “well it’s not that fast if you’re looking for it”.

Brace Hemmelgarn

@bracehemmelgarn

5 years

@trevorplouffe Mauer’s 10-pitch AB vs. Aroldis Chapman in June of 2012.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

The guys caught me off guard today. It's an honor to be a part of this group but an even greater honor to play with this team.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

10 years

The red carpet from out my hotel window. Less than an hour away!! http://t.co/5xdufsG1S7

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

3 years

One time at Fenway @davidortiz hit a comebacker that hit me in the b-hole. When Joe came out to ask me if I was ok I told him where it hit me. All I remember was his gobbler jiggling when he laughed.

Twins Gems

@TwinsGems

3 years

Legendary umpire Joe West has announced his retirement. Former #MNTwins closer @glenperkins had a lot of success with “Cowboy Joe” behind home plate. 12.0 IP 0.00 ERA

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

. @Royals For future reference, this picture isn't me... http://t.co/Nbh88s6ALt

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

I'm sure I forgot some, but these are the people that deserve to be recognized for their unwavering support I had during rehab. 👊🏻🤞🏻

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

6 years

Never got to run out of a bullpen during a brawl. That and lack of bullpen carts are my only tie career regrets.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

8 years

I wasted one of my 10 free articles a month on the Strib site reading about that clown writing about a pair of pants. 😤

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

3 years

Thank You everyone for the hell yeahs. Deleting the vaccine tweet now because I don’t want to deal with the shit-brains. And for the record my name and birth date are the FIRST THING that pops up when you google me 😜 Now go get vaccinated!!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

8 years

I caught a big fish tonite.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

I was in little caesar’s. what’d I miss?

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

Yesterday was a great day. My beer Cut Down IPA, in collaboration with @surlybrewing , will be available in Minneapolis in a month. Please drink it so they let me make more!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

8 years

Mauer doing Mauer things. An albatross on Hole 9 at The Colony. 236 yards out.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

10 years

I'm ready for O.T. @mnwild Let's goooooo! http://t.co/oeP1KnjTaA

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

Back when we were just kids and before he called me “Mr. Asshole”. Happy 100th to the incomparable Sid Hartman!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

. @Twins win, home brew, pontoon ride. ✔️✔️✔️ http://t.co/U0EcfRQDJ6

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

I'm not sure how to tell you this but...

Sam Jerome

@jerome_sam

7 years

@glenperkins please don't come back to the @Twins this year.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

Thank you all for the kind words today. None of your comments went unnoticed! 👍🏻

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

11 years

It's Glen RT @Indians : #MNTwins and Scott Perkins hold on for a 3-2 win for the second straight night.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

So this happened today... Thanks a million @HeggiesPizza !!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

1 year

@AaronGleeman somehow i knew this was coming…

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

10 years

This @AllStarGame needs some Morney. So #VoteMorneau

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

2 years

Sure seems like this could be accomplished here as well…

DanHayesMLB

@DanHayesMLB

2 years

#MNTwins say Royce Lewis will not only play shortstop at Triple-A but is expected to get time at other spots.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

LOL

Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

If the Twins lose this one’s on me since we traded Hicks for JR Murphy because he took me deep. Sincere apologies.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

10 years

Ski-U-Freaking-Mah @GopherHockey !!!!!!!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

11 years

Nothing like getting two outs in the bottom of the ninth and realizing your fly is down!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

This rain is good in that it was dusty out there toward the end of the game last night, but a rain delay today would be less than ideal.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

4 years

Before the 2014 ASG - Jeter’s last - I asked him for an autograph. It wasn’t for me, though. In order for my girls to meet their hero Idina Menzel, who sang the National Anthem, she wanted an auto from Jeter. Got a good laugh from him when I asked. #TwinsClassics

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

2 years

It’s like peeing. Once I started I couldn’t stop.

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@cjzero

2 years

I am in tears at @glenperkins explaining why he was not impressed with Dodger Dogs

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

Maybe you can "coach" me, Chuck

Chuck Bolton

@ChuckBolton

9 years

Wonder when dumbass @glenperkins is going to learn you don't pipe a strike on 0-2? He constantly gets smoked on 0-2! Waste a pitch! #gotwins

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

10 years

He did good for a southern boy! @BrianDozier http://t.co/4Hoq4jdp0L

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

Pitchers, like hitters, can use the whole field...

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

It was more of a throw than a flip, right? Either way it's cool with me. He hit a freaking go ahead elimination game playoff homer.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

Down 3-2 to Nashville going into the 3rd but @Jason_Zucker16 hasn’t scored his goal yet so it’s all good.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

First project of mine from Gala Farms Woodshop ready for delivery. Trio of walnut barstools.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

3 years

Excited to join @dbremer_pxp in the booth this weekend for the #MNTwins series vs the Texas Rangers on @BallySportsNOR The series starts tonite with Twins Live at 6:30pm!

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

👋🏻

Bridget Phetasy

@BridgetPhetasy

5 years

Find me a single Bernie supporter who isn’t a raging stoner. I’ll wait.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

9 years

@j_niedringhaus you too 😂

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

5 years

Biggest difference I see with Gibby tonite is arm angle on change up. It’s not differential in speed that makes it. FB~93 CH~87. Pitchers have a tendency to drop arm on a change. It looks like a fastball out of his hand bc he’s not dropping his arm.

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Glen Perkins

@glenperkins

7 years

@Twins you forgot one pic