Trunks N. H. @glaskara_ Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

Actions win. It's better to do and repent than to not do and regret.

seriuslynothing

@seriuslynothing

6 months

As you got older what did you realise?

126

46

358

1

2

30

Last Seen Profiles

@kaoga_owari

@alpturk5252

@UkadikeMagnus

@bokeplokalmalam

@yoshi9467

@LMLEvideo

@heyyythatsdej

@iamdanejones_

@DrChrisMoulton

@tantesemokbohay

@yabasugiiiiin

@Calicari0233

@OneFreshPillow

@Bs745653717526

@marL0wE

@eldermais

@donnab101

@alhattawi84

@Cali_Cris1

@yuuuu8913426194

@UKinTaiwan

@z5y23ei0wNaGJ

@CatherinaD17172

@bokeplokalmalam

@Florian_B70

@azupandaa

@SquadsProtocol

@cubias_valentin

@TonyMejias5

@bhimguevara

@CaliRN619

@JdubMcW

@DrEricTyree

@nikolaimcook

@Shani0608

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

Kai Havertz has now become tacticos' miserable attempt to reinvent the wheel. A theoretical fantasy of a player. Gets hyped up for doing the bare minimums. I feel like because target men has fell out of favor for a while, his contribution as a 9 is getting exaggerated to satisfy

52

232

2K

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

Pedri, there’s another side that you don’t know… Meet the driving force behind one of the most interesting teams in Spain at the moment, whom I believe would command a long line of European giants battling for his service sooner than later(he already had!). (THREAD)

26

140

2K

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

9 months

Just check Las Palmas Pedri’s stats vs Alberto Moleiro’s, and my head is currently shaking in disbelief… They legit doppelgängered the guy.💀

13

63

1K

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

The scariest(and perhaps also most adorable) thing about Bryan Zaragoza is the fact that he didn’t go through an academy. A style adepted from the streets. His footwork is extremely unorthodox. Most fullbacks aren’t familiar with defending those: - a can’t-be-more-upright

17

97

1K

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

11 months

GIRONA 23-24: THEY ARE LA LIGA. (A Thread) Seven MDs into the season and a Barcelona team are now on top of the tile, one point above Real Madrid. It sounds like just another La Liga season, except for one thing: that team don’t wear red and blue…

25

168

1K

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

Tchouaméni v Camavinga: The making of an anchor. A short thread on what makes a good 6, via the ever-going debate on which Frenchman is the one at the base of the midfield - one that shouldn’t even exist in the first place. (Thread➰)

20

139

1K

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

5 months

Estevão false 9 with Lamine on the side. Roque left inside forward with Balde bombing run down the touchline. A worthy opponent. Brings back memories of all the legends in an age where men never die.

17

38

746

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

There are Priests, and there are Knight Templars. With the way most game models are constructed nowadays, with defined and structured rest defense and stuffs, then yeah the elegant Van Dijk is perhaps the epitome of CBs. High-class shit. Holy monks. But…

AI

@nonewthing

7 months

Konaté does a dirty man's job. Wide coverage. Aggressive jumps into midfield. Gabriel's role for Arsenal. The high class shit, the Virgil Van Dijk stuff? That's what William Saliba does. You don't compare roughnecks to princes. Know your place.

90

219

3K

27

83

739

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

“Stay back, I got this”. (POV: you are retreating 3v4 and THE Lionel Messi is driving at you…) *scan x2, curve strides to close down angle, and…kerplang. Dawgest of the dawgs. And then that lob afterwards. I’m sorry, but this is the ultimate center-baller too.

hT (Liverpool fan, not an Arsenal fan)🇵🇸

@half_turn

7 months

Speaking of backline leaders. Ramos is one of the best ever.

2

24

259

9

72

551

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

They call Declan Rice an unicorn. Well then, ladies and gentleman... ...this club employ Pegasus.

🫵🏽

@idoxvi

7 months

Aurelien Tchouameni - Creative Passing

99

1K

7K

4

35

459

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

"Option to bypass the press" una it's just GK booting it long, and he hardly even wins these duels anyway. "Bullying CBs" bro you are 6 ft 4, if you cannot even do that then what use are you of? And yet again, he is hardly even reliable.

4

25

444

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

What makes Athletic Club so good is largely due to the fact that they are such an…athletic club. Do the basics brilliantly, run them to the ground, and that’s basically it. A very rudimentary 4-4-2 mid/high-press, which wouldn’t be considered “elite” by many “tacticos” out

4

36

402

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

Those moaning at Vinícius about “inefffiency”, you had Kroos’s seal of disapproval. He’s such a menace not only because he completes four dribbles per game, but also because he will keep coming at them with the same tenacity after failing four. They know it, and that strikes

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

7 months

❗️After his first goal, Carlo, Davide Ancelotti & Toni Kroos gave Vini Jr. instructions to continue being aggressive, he agreed without hesitation. Vini tried a few Modric-esque crosses & then in 84th minute made that run down the pitch that ended in a corner which Tchouameni

36

212

5K

9

40

384

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

2 months

@AtletiPrince Yeah

0

2

358

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

To better put in into perspective, PSG's current attacking line(€388m excluded adds-on) costs more than Real Sociedad's gross spent over the couse of their entire history(€323.3m).

Ruairidh Barlow

@RuriBarlow

8 months

Hard to think of two more opposed models, ideologies and owners than Real Sociedad and PSG. La Real have about 15/16 academy players in their team, and their record transfer is €25m. PSG do have some academy players, but most of their squad cost €25m or above.

7

31

491

3

49

342

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

This is legitimately on track to becoming one of the greatest season of ALL TIME from a winger. Of all time. All your favourites should be feeling the heat. El Clasico hatty, Allianz Arena double, G/A in every K-O game. It hasn't quite sink in yet, but shall in no time.

Kaizer ♨️

@KaizerRMA

4 months

Vinicius is just 2 goals off his best goal tally (23 goals) while having played TWENTY ONE (21) FEWER GAMES! He could've cracked 35 goals and 20 assists if he was fit all season. Carlo Ancelotti has unleased a monster. The best player in the world.

28

169

3K

5

30

279

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

2 months

Calling Kane a Benzema equivalence is tantamount to calling Trent a Kroos equivalence. Just because you can pass, doesn’t mean you’re a playmaker. They not like us.

10

37

283

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

5 months

Five La Liga One Copa Del Rey Two UEFA Cups Four consecutive European Cup semis. Do your research.

10

45

267

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

Those who move the quickest appear the most nonchalant. Bear that in mind. This is the best Barca have to offer De Jong, after he casually brought the ball up 30 meters straight to the final third within five seconds, creating a transition-like moment. He runs quicker, with

IB

@InvertedMan_

6 months

60

275

3K

22

27

266

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

11 months

"Zidane is overrated" una. Stop, Fergie, Baresi, Lineker, Henry, Beckenbauer know better than y'all. He's rather...misprofiled. Incorrectly eulogized. One of the rare classic 10 who didn't benefit *at all* from how the 10s were used back then. A ZIDANE THREAD...inspired by Jude

9

33

247

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

9 months

Ramos’s heir. You don’t get better than this at hero-ball defending. Towering. Unrivalled. As I said a few days ago, Carletto’s non-existent defensive structure will get the worst out of your favourite defender - just see for yourself how blemished Militão’s reputation is,

Omar 🇦🇪

@RmfcOmar

9 months

1 month left until we get to witness the the best defender in the world.

40

91

1K

7

14

232

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

Mandžukić did the craft 1.5 as efficient, and he could actually finish, on top of that. And before you may ask, I do "rate" Havertz. He is a valuable squad player, with one or two valuable contextualized functions, but that's it. A water carrier, you could say.

1

14

230

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

Camavinga is right, and here is why. (Small thread➰)

5

18

228

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

11 months

Real Madrid kicked off their season with absolutely flying colors: 4 games, 4 wins, 8 goals scored. That’s nice, but it doesn’t mean our performances in those games were *that* flawless. The questions with Real Madrid, so far - with answer key. A THREAD.

19

38

211

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

You're supposed to be beyond grateful for the fact that your team, a team without its best DM and joint best CB fought their legs off for the badge till the dying minutes of two bloody hours, to see off the defending champions.

WolfRMFC

@WolfRMFC

4 months

@AYONITEMI0001 We are suppose to be grateful for the way we played today? Are we Getafe?

74

29

2K

2

27

208

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

5 months

"Pure ability" put Jude Bellingham even FURTHER at the top. All the purest, most straightforward, most definable actions on the pitch, Jude does them all.

𝘼𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙣

@Alxxmin

5 months

rank them based on pure ability:

251

42

338

8

9

186

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

There isn't a single thing Gerard Piqué has over Ramos except for height.

AI

@nonewthing

7 months

If you presented Ramos and Pique to me today, with what I know of centrebacks, I'm picking Gerard Piqué.

192

263

4K

6

7

163

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

Case closed...by a Belligol. Two Clasicos won, one title sealed Dread it, run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. La Liga 23/24 in a nutshell. 🔜 Ballon de Oro

2

16

159

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

10 months

What do we see from Nagelsmann’s debut with Germany NT? (A THREAD)

3

25

151

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

It will actually be enormously beneficial for Endrick’s development. A striker good enough for him to grow under his wings, absorb all the pressure and let him settle at his own pace; who will be able to ensure he plays no more than 20 full games per season until he’s

Ginga Bonito 🇧🇷

@GingaBonitoHub

6 months

Mbappé’s transfer to Real Madrid is a huge problem for Endrick’s development. What will happen to him? 🤔

70

26

405

7

15

152

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

This is how they described Di Stéfano, the man, the myth, the legend. Make of that what you will. Extra-discretion, as we're talking about the greatest Real Madrid player of all time. But still.

Siddharth

@tacticalfouling

7 months

Bellingham might be the closest thing we’ve seen to Alfredo Di Stefano. Not saying he’s as good - as Di Stefano is in the GOAT-tier of footballers, so I don’t want to get ahead of myself - but comparable in profile and breadth of impact for sure.

13

14

112

4

12

147

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

He tops the league and goes 6/6 in UGS with a torn squad, with Joselu as his main CF; he made a BDO contender out of Jude whom y'all doubted; he made the team a true family. But nooooo I wholeheartedly prefer 3-2-5 turn to 4-4-2 juegos de posición. (You don't). Geeks, bruv.

Real Madrid C.F.

@realmadrid

8 months

Comunicado Oficial: renovación de Carlo Ancelotti. #Ancelotti2026 | #RealMadrid

3K

9K

64K

5

8

139

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

He's kinda like that Swiss-army knife you bought in some school fair. Looks cool, appears incredibly multi-functional, but in reality, it's useful only to open cans. (Can save your life by opening fire, too, but ideally you wouldn't want to resort to it. Sounds familiar?)

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

No amount of waffling would be able to justify 65 millions British Pounds transfer fee and 275k per week on Kai Havertz, despite me holding him in pretty high regards. People are sold with the idea of Kai Havertz, rather than Kai Havertz himself. It’s not like he’s still even

2

5

49

1

4

127

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

The thing is, you gotta treat those rightfully - as water carriers. Mandzukic, in his prime, earned 81k per week - amount to around 103k these days. Sir Alex would never have made Park Ji Sung his highest earner and third most expensive signing oat.

2

6

125

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

9 months

They even look alike for God’s sake. Pedri just seems 20 years older due to all the wrinkles on that sagging face.

3

2

124

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

3 months

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

11 months

@Cerebrone Mbappé, Vinícius, Haaland. Nobody else tbh.

0

1

0

18

127

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

9 months

You will need at least one and a half minute of eye test to tell the two apart. Like peas in a pod.

3

4

121

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

"These types of player" acting like they were in abundance, ever. Try naming ≈ 10 players with Neymar's flair and still simultaneuously put out Neymar's output since football tapes had colors? You can't. Neymar is one of the best players the greatest football country ever

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

8 months

Could Neymar have been the last ‘product’ of Joga Bonito we will ever see again in football? With the way the game is currently played but especially the tactical demands, I feel like these type of players just won’t make the scene anymore.

599

2K

31K

2

18

122

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

…what if one day, the compact structure is suddenly gone. And now every single attack you face looks like this? Well then, I guess, you’d have to resort to aggression over elegance. Pick the sword up.Put your body on the line. Embrace the stains in the process.

3

5

118

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

The level of ball manipulation in shrinking space is another piece of craft that likens these Canarian pairs of legs. Their close control is out of this world, enabling them to bail their way through the crowded squares across the pitch. He’s still not on Pedri’s level yet, as

1

7

114

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

10 months

The roadrunner might eventually turn out to be the prime creator, oh the irony…

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

1 year

Valverde's Kevin de Bruyne arc, we will be there.

1

2

5

16

116

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

5 months

- Jude Bellingham vs Endrick, World Cup 2026 rare footage.

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

5 months

🗣️ Endrick: “Playing where Bobby Charlton played, scoring where he scored, are very important things for me.”

89

232

6K

5

1

16

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

And here's the thing: he might as well become the next Berbatov, the next Van Perise, but at best it would still take at least another two-three years at this rate. The intangibles are there, but everything else is not. Cost of risk is simply way too high. If you call Havertz a

1

11

112

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

Many dubbed him the second coming of Pedri. Having both trodden an abnormally identical path, from style, club, to shirt number and position, it’s not difficult to see where those comparisons stem from. They are, indeed, astonishingly valid. Or maybe even a bit way…too valid?

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

9 months

Just check Las Palmas Pedri’s stats vs Alberto Moleiro’s, and my head is currently shaking in disbelief… They legit doppelgängered the guy.💀

13

63

1K

2

1

112

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

2 months

I don't think people get how ridiculous his current role in the Brazil NT is. Swap him for whichever winger not named Mbappé and this team would turn into the South American England.

🫵🏽

@idoxvi

2 months

Vinicius Junior vs Paraguay Man of the match

151

3K

21K

3

115

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

These were the types of threats Ramos had to deal with weeks in weeks out. Either kill it young or it gets out of hand. Restless defense, I’d say. Some call it hero-ball. Not only do you have to read plays and anticipate flawlessly, you would have to also act simultaneously and

3

8

108

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

Literally every midfielder mentioned in the reply:

Squawka

@Squawka

6 months

Looking for a better passer like... Name a player and we will see if they can beat Toni Kroos on the Comparison Matrix. 🕶

807

902

5K

1

7

105

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

Jose Mourinho controlled prime Barca without taking the ball into consideration.

saka ball

@GR8ftbl

4 months

Mikel is the first manager to be able to control a game without possession.

8

1

19

4

8

101

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

And I'm not even sure what prime how prime Havertz would even look like - where he plays, if he plays. Currently, he's an average target man who floats well, press well, and...that's it? Seriously lacks technical security, ain't even that reliable in duels, and cannot finish to

3

8

98

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

So we're targetting a Sevilla Spanish RB, a Lille French CB altogether with an ex Porto CB already at the club. Football does indeed go full circle.

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

7 months

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid are interested in Sevilla CB Juanlu (20) for the summer. @diarioas #rmalive

57

111

4K

4

5

95

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

Inter Milan and Atlético’ recent success, whilst also playing champagne football reaffirmed something I personally have always suggesting: if you don’t have an elite DM, opt for a bloody back 3. Can’t stress enough how much burden it takes off your 6s in terms of shielding the

4

13

100

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

Hence, it would be a total blemish should we not use Pedri as the chief reference point throughout this profiling thread. When we get to the eye test, his leg compositions are probably the first thing to catch the eyes, bearing a striking resemblance to the Barcelona magicians.

1

4

97

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

Why are Arsenal fans raving so incessantly about the "Henry heir" gimmick? No offense, truly love the guy, but Kylian grew up idolizing Zidane and Cristiano. And even if we're talking French only, Karim Benzema left behind a way bigger legacy anyway - nostalgia aside.

10

7

98

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

Especially the 4th one. Foden wouldn’t have got that banger had it been him standing there Notice how his first instinct is always to cut options down first, then the ball. None of this will be registered as a defensive action, yet they’re the most crucial. Casemiro-esque.

1

5

98

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

@OIIie_X And my neighbours say ‘Hi’ (high) I’m giving them pounds (lbs) I’m upscale now (up + scale) Guess that means I’m way in the sky (weighing the sky)

8

92

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

2 months

6k likes. They are shaping the story however they want, because the audience is...indeed, dumb and slow. There are line breakers, such as Cesc Fabregas. And then, there is Toni Kroos.

4

13

97

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

And if you manage to make it out alive 8 times out of 10, then I’d argue that you’re operating at a slightly higher echelon than the so-called pessimistic CBs(funnily enough, Nacho is as anti-VVD as it gets). Simply because you have to jump in the fire. Risk it all. As an

2

3

93

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

Moleiro has a slightly more compact frame, with knees closer to the ground and a bit more launching power in the legs. This gives him a crazily explosive burst in the first few yards, from a standing stance, as illustrated in the clips below. Look at the way he brutally left

LaLigaExtra

@LaLigaExtra

9 months

Alberto Moleiro blew past Hector Bellerin like he wasn’t even there 😮‍💨🇪🇸

4

16

145

2

3

87

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

Him having an extremely small, well proportioned frame(164 cm tall only, that’s shorter than Maradona) eliminates all possible wasted movements and allow him to make quick sharp ankle-breaking touches within splits of second, as he barely needs to adjust his body orientation to

2

1

92

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

Look at Tchouaméni in these sequences. Textbook defending from a 6: engages whilst keeping opponents in cover shadow, then constantly makes small horizontal shifts across ground to cut off passing lane and deny access to dangerous zones.

1

8

94

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

11 months

Now that they got a humilitating reality check, I’m seeing Girona discourse all over the place. Lemme ask y’all a question. Do any of you guys judge Brighton on whether they can beat Manchester City or not?

4

88

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

1 year

SCOUTING REPORT: ARDA GÜLER As promised, my detailed scouting report on Arda Güler - Real Madrid’s latest Baby Galactico is finally released. 22 minutes read, 22 hours writing, so likes and retweets very much appreciated.

SCOUTING REPORT: ARDA GÜLER — GENERATIONAL

“Is there(in Turkey)a number 10 better than me? I can think of a name, I have a brother that I believe in, may God protect him from the…

medium.com

5

19

89

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

Almost forgot it, but yeah just I reached 1k. Those numbers do, indeed, mean something. Big or small. Cause you can't murder a show, nobody's at.(IYKYK) That your effort is recognized and your voice is heard - who wouldn’t love that? So, to my dear small circle, I’d like to

7

3

91

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

I have zero respect whatsoever for whoever (1) deletes bad takes and (2) blocks oppositions. Like, it’s just football brev, man tf up. You live by the sword, you fking die by it.

Gabi

@GabiNotGabriel_

4 months

Look at what is currently being consumed on FT as football analysis. So much garbage that you do not even have the courage to leave it up when it blows up in your face.

10

31

162

2

6

86

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

10 months

ARDA ENTERS THE SCENE As today might be Arda Güler’s first day at school, below is a thread of extracts from a pretty lengthy scouting report that I conducted a few months ago, so y’all can get to know him a bit better. (Sneek peak: he might not be what you think he is).

5

15

82

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

With all that being said, they’re still far from the same player. Bird of the same feather, but with vastly different claws. It’s in this very picture that the major factor differentiating the Canarian duo lies. See it? You’re right. That 3-4 centimeters.

1

3

82

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

3 months

0

17

87

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

11 months

But before going into the “patterns” and “principles” and whatever, I’d like to show this first. It’s what this team is all about. Fearless, unfazed under all circumstances, play with personality and cojones. Inspired by the coach, and passed on to all players. Truly admirable.

KA

@thewittyjack

1 year

Michel, Girona's manager, in an underdog situation, 1-0 up, with a full HOUR of play to go. asking his players to "play like you would in the street". with autonomy, expression, ingenuity, self-expression, creativity. this is football, man.

17

288

3K

1

3

83

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

Same goes for box defending. The best box defenders are those who act lightning quick at the spur of the moment, almost instinctively, not those who do it by the book. And imo, box defending is one of the purest form of defending.

1

2

77

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

Camavinga isn’t. Defensive wise, he’s more of a sword than a shield. Always aim to go for the kill. Nothing wrong with that, but preferably you hold the sword out and the shield close to chest if you have both.

1

4

77

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

@nonewthing Genuine question, for someone who’ve always been preaching “getting all the small decisions right”, is this worth 65 Great British Pounds and higher-than-Virgil van Dijk wage?

4

0

71

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

11 months

Above the two almighty giants, on the outright top of the table defiantly stands a team whose entire squad value is just slightly above Jude’s transfer fee: Girona. Yet, that modest squad is delivering Champagne football of the finest, most luxurious type.

1

3

77

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

Burst out laughing when I realize this is how they portray the fanatics of "Kai Havertz" in their wet dreamz. Floating midfielder with a 9's back to goal game, duels, link/hold-up, space interpretion, box dominance and allat. 29 G-A on top. Havertz earns more btw.

🫵🏽

@idoxvi

4 months

For the people who think that Jude Bellingham was “bad” last night 👍

27

334

2K

0

1

73

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

*If* Madrid season ends well and Germany win this Euro, Toni is defo hanging his boots. And as a dedicated stan of his, I’m all for it, even at the expense of the club. A mythical closing for a mythical career.

6

2

73

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

5 months

Just because he didn't have to, doesn't mean he couldn't. If you think a 6 feet, 77 kg, no non-sense old school German cannoh duel, it's your ignorance to blame. This is the first guy who came to Simeone's mind when he talks about physicality. Diego bloody Simeone. Deep it.

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

5 months

🗣️ Julian Nagelsmann: “Toni Kroos is unbelievable to be honest. We all know that he’s extraordinary on the ball but how was also involved in all duels. The areas that he was criticized for in the past. He worked incredibly hard and was solid defensively.”

20

111

2K

1

5

74

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

5 months

By 2025 Trent would probably have already been the best RB to ever step on the Prem grass, besides having won it all with 'Pool. There'll be only one place left to go. To put the last layer of gold on your plaque in football hall of fame. The mythical milkway of Galacticos.

4

12

76

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

I feel like the ones who dive in are often talked down quite a bit, as it makes them look far less concrete, and even worse, less “smart” and “elegant” than the conservative type. Whilst in reality, the level of anticipation required in an aggressive defending style is just as

1

3

72

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

5 months

Jude, Zizou, Musiala. Gigantic frame with a cat's center of gravity. God knows how are they able to bend their knees that close to the ground, all whilst still maintain spellbinding upper body maneuverability.

Daniel

@danieIscouting

5 months

A 6’0” moving like this. The coordination, elasticity, style. Simply wonderful. Every team he plays in should be built to maximize his strengths. This is a one in a million player.

113

863

11K

5

4

71

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

They are… …actually, you know what? Whichever words I pick, it will not top this. The noodle legs, as per AI.

AI

@nonewthing

2 years

Pedri has such beautiful legs. They are hypnotic, rubbery, extensible and so proportionately balanced. Like a pair of soggy Spaghetti strands.

288

776

7K

2

70

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

If this is the case, pretty obviously the idea is to take Kane completely out of the game and put an extra layer of shielding against Musiala. Bayern don’t pose much wide threat tonight - their facilitation revolves entirely around these two. Modrić? The only way I can reason it

Madrid Xtra

@MadridXtra

4 months

🚨 The idea of Ancelotti for tonight's game: - Camavinga on the bench. - Tchouaméni in midfield. - Rüdiger & Nacho in defense. @RadioMARCA

89

185

5K

5

3

71

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

@FNK1163399 I dont think there is anything such as a bad player tbf. All of these lads are top 1% of human population.

2

1

68

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

I have a question. You are a Twitter user, and you can pick a singular tacitco to be the face of FT franchise for the next decade. InvertTheWing or Trey? P/S: we should just stop interacting w him at this rate. He's farming.

B.

@InvertTheWing

7 months

I have a question. You are a manager, and you can pick a singular player to be the face of your franchise for the next decade. Jude Bellingham or Cole Palmer?

399

27

678

6

4

67

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

1 year

How can you expect a fanbase to grow in knowledge when accounts with hundred thousands followers barely do any research further than transfermarkt and come up with ignorant misleading conclusions like this? This, is genuine staggering.

TalkFCB ©

@talkfcb_

1 year

This is genuinely staggering. How can you expect a league to grow and improve if none of the teams are allowed to spend any money?

149

316

6K

2

9

70

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

8 months

Now I don’t want to be hyperbolic, and Moleiro obviously has a lot to prove, but talking strictly stylistically, he’s closer to Iniesta than he is to Pedri. This Canary Island duo is like if Iniesta separated himself into two different players: a winger-heavy half, and a

3

4

67

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

Xavi is certainly doing one thing or two sub-optimally, but at the end of the day, the ceiling of a coach is just as high as his players. He’s currently being left with a spineless midfield, a toothless frontline, and an underperforming defense. Not much one can do about that.

5

70

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

5 months

Yes we are. Fraud watch.

AI

@nonewthing

5 months

ARSENALLLLLL! A TEAM BUILT IN THE GLORIOUS IMAGE OF MIKEL ARTETA! EUROPE, ARE YOU WATCHING???

150

1K

10K

5

1

69

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

The thing with criticizing Carletto atp, as is the case with Florentino Perez, is that you need to question yourself: "Is it humanly possible to do any better?" Carlo has pulled such a miraculous job off, to the extent that people on this app has forgotten we came into this

3

10

70

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

As the great Johan Cruyff once said, the problem with words is that people interpret them differently. So I’d like to make it very clear on what I mean by an anchor - I’m referring to the holding midfielder in a midfield 3, and the deeper one in a double pivot.

1

3

67

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

Cats see a tap-in. I'm scratching my head trying to figure out how could it he send it in missile-like that way, despite having to readjust run-in, then place pivot foot with a hop, then twist his body like fking Yuzuru Hanyu to hit a stainless demi-volley with the laces, and

All Things Brazil™ 🇧🇷

@SelecaoTalk

7 months

Brilliant recovery from Endrick, John Kennedy’s shot is saved and Endrick scores the rebound. 🇧🇷 1-0 🇨🇴

14

47

727

4

5

67

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

There are ghosts. And then, there are humans who are even more terrifying than ghosts. What did Fergie said about defending him? “You need CBs who are prepared to drop right on top of Messi and not worry about what is happening behind them.” If you run backwards against

AI

@nonewthing

7 months

This is what Carlo Ancelotti means by a pessimistic defender. You are defending what hasn't yet happened but could. The invisible space. You are defending ghosts 👻! Watch Van Dijk and Konaté here. Konaté chases the ball and he disappears into chaos. But someone tracks space.

15

31

579

3

65

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

We begin with the defensive aspect. I saw people on here arguing for Cama being the better DM, due to his ball winning statistics being superior. Well, actually, the defensive job of a DM has never been about sniffing the ball - but rather, snuffing the space.

1

3

68

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

5 months

You’ll need more than that.

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

5 months

Kroos vs Camavinga, Tchouameni, Zaïre-Emery & Griezmann:

4

6

44

3

67

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

The most important transfer of this decade. It's not even about Mbappé the player, it's about sending a message. A power move. A reminder to them plastic clubs of who Real Madrid f-king are. We are taking your captain, your best player at his prime, even make him cut wages,

2

18

67

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

4 months

Duels and tackles are just the means, not the end goal. In reality, the most important piece of defending for an anchor - shielding/screening via positioning, most of the time, is not reflected on the numbers.

1

2

65

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

3 months

Think the reason why Vinícius is so, so unpredictable and unplayable lies upon his imppecable body coordination and quick feet + unbelievable ankle flexibility. It always feels like he decelerates and executes his actions altogether within a motion, making his passes/change of

SEY D. NA天🇵🇹

@SeydinaOfficial

3 months

Vinicius Jr est devenu le Red Flag de Joshua Kimmich en une seule soirée C'est une DINGUERIE comment le brésilien l'a HUMILIÉ ptdrrr

0

8

92

3

16

68

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

6 months

Not like pre-injury Ronaldo's Real Madrid won the league with a record breaking 100 points against Pep's Barca, and made it to the SF three times in a row... Or that they literally deployed a Khedira - Alonso double pivot. Or that Mbappe is gladly and deliberately playing CF in

1

9

66

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

3 months

We also put our heel solely on their neck for 70% of that second leg with Kroos pulling all the strings. If that wasn’t an elite performance, nothing is. That first half is one for the ages even. “Never retained a league title with him” as if his teammates weren’t Benzema,

Ahead of the Curve

@mediocentr0

3 months

Also, don’t forget that despite how amazing Kroos is, Madrid never retained a league title with him. He also wasn’t good in the 2nd leg vs Bayern and the team turned the match on its head without him in the pitch. Madrid will survive without Kroos, don’t worry people.

17

2

24

3

4

66

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

7 months

He’s as much a RB as John Stones is a CB. I believe if his name wasn’t Fede Valverde and this ain’t an archaeological Ancelotti team, people would have contrived some crazy terminology to classify him. But anyway, I think this quarterback kinda role suits him a lot more than

Anshulsiii

@Anshulsii08

7 months

Fede Valverde - January

9

93

510

5

10

65

Trunks N. H.

@glaskara_

10 months

Silverwares aside: Longetivity - Karim > Lewy > Kun > Suarez. Consistency over a whole campaign - Suarez > Lewy > Kun > Karim. Big nights - Karim > Suarez > Kun > Lewy. Pure footballer - Karim > Suarez > Kun > Lewy. At the end of day, it all comes down to preferences⬇️

⚡️🇧🇼

@Priceless_MCI

10 months

Rank these four strikers

809

87

3K

5

11

64