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dispatches from the gutter / alt @1800ghostman

Weird winds of Ontario
Joined April 2021
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@gladstoned420
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the only jobs are: serve drinks to the worst people in the world, excel, advanced excel, outlook, dispensary manager, unemployed (good), unemployed (bad), a trade where you work the worst schedule ever conceived
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a beautiful woman should never have to use Microsoft teams
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Me at the natural wine bar
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It’s time
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Good morning
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We are in a crisis of bad taste
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the flippers who destroyed this mid-century basement bar get the wall
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Since everyone’s talking about 30 ROCK, I’ve been thinking about this joke a lot lately for no reason
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RIP Richard Lewis
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Everyone wants to talk about the Torontofication of Montreal but not the Ottawification of Toronto
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how the average Ontario guy dresses when he’s trying to get laid at the bar
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I bet this feels really good for the chicken
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An ottawa story
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Lfg
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Yeah but wouldn’t you rather have a 3 bedroom in Pickering
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I reaLLLLLY love the vibe of this Los Angeles home. That’s it. Currently listed for only $1,249,000
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Truly sad to see any attempt at creating culture over the last century in Ontario is set to be completely destroyed. The Ontario mindset is powerful.
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Raymond Moriyama, Ontario Science Center (1969) Toronto, ON Photos via Centennial Ontario
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Absolutely maddening. An entire family destroyed over something as low stakes as an LCBO robbery.
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#Breaking : Grandparents, infant among 4 people killed in wrong-way police chase on Highway 401 in Whitby
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@KeithCapstick yes this is a category I would call “Zoom”
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I’m back !
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@Jeremyakee
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There is a concept known as “thin places”, where it is said that the veil between this world and the next is thin. You can sense the numinous around you, even if you cannot describe it. Where have you been that felt ‘thin’?
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Huh sounds like we should probably stop means testing this shit and let every Canadian get dental care
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They’re saying Toronto is back
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Hell yeah
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Would be a huge loss. Landlords of Toronto won’t rest until everything is a cineplex, shoppers, A&W etc
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Important news!
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don’t really understand how banks work in America, in Canada there’s like 4 that you have to choose from and you kind of just do it based on what colour you like
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This is Canadian tapas … kind of like tapas but you eat it alone in your car 🇨🇦
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I don’t want to see anymore “cancellable food takes” … god has blessed us with a beautiful bounty of delicious meats, vegetables, grains and spices .,, I love them all and will not disparage any of them
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Carleton University Centre, 1975
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Unrealistic! No way the Guelph police know how email works
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incredible
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Calling this the Ontario affogato
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This is so cancon coded
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what band is this?
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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?
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I don’t have to try too hard to imagine the suffering of Christ today thanks to ⁦ @TimHortons
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The Canada project is going well
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Been back here for 30 minutes
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give me one good reason not to end my life ⁦ @TimHortons
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You can find the most fucked up people on here and their location will just say “Toronto”
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Ron MacLean: when are we most Canadian? Me: killing civilians as part of a UN mission in Haiti Ron: when we drop the puck Me: oh
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Please liberate the people of Canada !
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China's housing minister says real estate developers must go bankrupt if necessary.
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Protagonist of this Alice Munro novel is getting finger blasted on the via train through the Niagara escarpment … go off girl !!! Ontario excellence
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wtf
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I can’t wait to apply for MAID here 💜
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NEW - This is what an already complete ServiceOntario outlet looks like inside an Oakville Staples. It’s located in between a display of printers and office chairs, and at the back of the store meaning you have to pass all the merchandise. Taxpayers funded this.
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this is a Canadian “bodega”
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Mark Sutcliffe??? Was literally every woman in Ottawa busy
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Mark Sutcliffe and Shelley Coolidge drop the puck for the Ceremonial faceoff of the PWHL Ottawa home opener Accompanied by captains Brianne Jenner of Ottawa, and Marie-Philip Poulin of Montreal. #PWHL #Ottawa
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Need one of these
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Her: you can control what I wear … what I eat … who I talk to Me: * completely unable to decide these things for myself * uhhhh wear .,. carhartt t shirt and ASICS, eat … Italian sandwich, talk … uh you can send a text that says “beers?” to Steve
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Now that it’s been a while I’m going to admit that this was real asf and she’s sooo me and didn’t deserve the hate for this
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For an Ontario guy like me … nothing better
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that’s cool, we won’t get to retire at all hope that helps 💜
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Trying to not be so fatalistic but how can you really be optimistic about the next 5-10 years in Canada
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A24 this, A24 that … i need a 24 of labatt 50 brother
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Boomers giving job interview advice is funny … like you did one interview in the late 80s and now you’re the VP of a small grocery chain. I did 50 interviews in a year to prove I could use excel.
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Deciding what shirt to wear to the Keg
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Socialism is about yelling at a Canada post employee for no reason after discovering something that everyone with a brain cell knows
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The babe will rule Southwestern Ontario with an iron fist
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JUSTIN & HAILEY BIEBER ARE HAVING A BABY!!! I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!!
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Is this Paris? No it’s beautiful Peterborough Ontario
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Vintage resellers are out of control
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the McDouble is perfect for hikers, hunters, sailors, mountain climbers, extreme sports athletes, and anyone who pursues an active lifestyle
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rip legend
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Drunk driving is now legal in Peterborough
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No Peterborough Transit service past 7:15 p.m. on New Year's Eve.
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Ron MacLean: we open the season in the big apple, and cabbie you are the apple of my eye tonight as the bolts look to avoid becoming apple sauce under the lights of MSG Cabbie: a great way to get some breathing room during a recession is to deposit money into a bet365 account
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Rare GO/VIA hybrid I’m gonna throw up
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@milfnokids Pacific bluefin tuna are heavily overfished ... eating the mystery fish is environmental praxis
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Diet Coke actually has many of the tasting notes that people value in some natural wines
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Please help a fellow worker fight an UNJUST speeding ticket
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I am stricken, smitten by God, and afflicted. I was pierced for the transgressions of my fellow man @TimHortons
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Not me I am decidedly just “some guy” and that’s good with me ty
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So real …
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Brilliant work by the boys in blue, no one else could figure this out
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when I enter a non-president’s choice grocery store
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damn Toronto really needed that
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Toronto has a new spot for date nights and sharable snacking plates
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They found the most Montreal guy of all time incredible
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Ron MacLean: Will we get the red nitrous fumes under the orange gas flares of the Oil Rig, or will the rats fall from the sky? In 2004, The Walkmen released The Rat and if you are Connor McDavid you must be asking Lord Stanley: Can't you see me? I'm pounding on your door.
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@arthurmcarthur
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The”Toronto doesn’t have a sound” delusion is very funny to me after being in LA for 10 years with every almost artist I worked with asking me to make them a Toronto sounding record.
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Kelly: Stützle has really filled out, his body is looking thicker than half and half cream Ron MacLean: mark messier would drink half and half cream on the bench when he was leading the rangers of New York City, what a leader of men Kevin: I would still dummy him Ron: terrific
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Bobby Ryan is about to be invited on the Joe Rogan podcast to talk about wokeism in hockey media. Bobby Ryan: you really can’t say anything anymore Joe Rogan: right … so like what is Spartacat? Is he like a lion?? Jamie pull up Spartacat
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Made this to help clarify some of my tweets, red area is Toronto!
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my southern ontario film series continues
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Tim Hortons manager is trying not to give me 1000 points as a refund because he is saying that his store “did not sell any chocolate dip donuts” the day I was there which is a lie
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Getting into chess lately
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Everyone is mad at this guy for eating on a bus. Canadian society will never be great, we will always be a lower tier nation.
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Saturday afternoons are for Scarborough Chinese food on the TTC
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The Ontario Mindset is basically taking a look at public life and continually asking the question “How can private companies make more money? How can we look the other way?” in a consistent iterative way, targeting land, transit, and culture.
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Sorry mom & dad you’re not getting grandkids, you didn’t build generational wealth that’s on you
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I can’t have Edmonton come back to win this series, we would never hear the end of it. Mainstream media would try to make it a Canadian heritage moment. Would be in every HNIC montage. I’m sick thinking about it.
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Who is even the “big 3?”
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Someone really looked at a freshly newborn baby and went, “im going to name you Jean Chrétien”
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My sore back needs this I can’t sit in a park raw anymore with no back support
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A tiered design lawn in Shanghai, with shady trees overhead, a favorite for office workers to take lunch breaks.
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Putting this up in my apartment window
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sun roof open in the Honda … Jays hat on … fresh cup of Timmy’s sludge … doing 40km over in a residential area. yeah I’m thinking it’s the start of GTA guy summer.
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