the only jobs are: serve drinks to the worst people in the world, excel, advanced excel, outlook, dispensary manager, unemployed (good), unemployed (bad), a trade where you work the worst schedule ever conceived
There is a concept known as “thin places”, where it is said that the veil between this world and the next is thin. You can sense the numinous around you, even if you cannot describe it.
Where have you been that felt ‘thin’?
don’t really understand how banks work in America, in Canada there’s like 4 that you have to choose from and you kind of just do it based on what colour you like
I don’t want to see anymore “cancellable food takes” … god has blessed us with a beautiful bounty of delicious meats, vegetables, grains and spices .,, I love them all and will not disparage any of them
NEW - This is what an already complete ServiceOntario outlet looks like inside an Oakville Staples. It’s located in between a display of printers and office chairs, and at the back of the store meaning you have to pass all the merchandise. Taxpayers funded this.
Mark Sutcliffe and Shelley Coolidge drop the puck for the Ceremonial faceoff of the PWHL Ottawa home opener
Accompanied by captains Brianne Jenner of Ottawa, and Marie-Philip Poulin of Montreal.
#PWHL
#Ottawa
Her: you can control what I wear … what I eat … who I talk to
Me: * completely unable to decide these things for myself * uhhhh wear .,. carhartt t shirt and ASICS, eat … Italian sandwich, talk … uh you can send a text that says “beers?” to Steve
Boomers giving job interview advice is funny … like you did one interview in the late 80s and now you’re the VP of a small grocery chain. I did 50 interviews in a year to prove I could use excel.
Ron MacLean: we open the season in the big apple, and cabbie you are the apple of my eye tonight as the bolts look to avoid becoming apple sauce under the lights of MSG
Cabbie: a great way to get some breathing room during a recession is to deposit money into a bet365 account
Ron MacLean: Will we get the red nitrous fumes under the orange gas flares of the Oil Rig, or will the rats fall from the sky? In 2004, The Walkmen released The Rat and if you are Connor McDavid you must be asking Lord Stanley: Can't you see me? I'm pounding on your door.
The”Toronto doesn’t have a sound” delusion is very funny to me after being in LA for 10 years with every almost artist I worked with asking me to make them a Toronto sounding record.
Kelly: Stützle has really filled out, his body is looking thicker than half and half cream
Ron MacLean: mark messier would drink half and half cream on the bench when he was leading the rangers of New York City, what a leader of men
Kevin: I would still dummy him
Ron: terrific
Bobby Ryan is about to be invited on the Joe Rogan podcast to talk about wokeism in hockey media.
Bobby Ryan: you really can’t say anything anymore
Joe Rogan: right … so like what is Spartacat? Is he like a lion?? Jamie pull up Spartacat
Tim Hortons manager is trying not to give me 1000 points as a refund because he is saying that his store “did not sell any chocolate dip donuts” the day I was there which is a lie
The Ontario Mindset is basically taking a look at public life and continually asking the question “How can private companies make more money? How can we look the other way?” in a consistent iterative way, targeting land, transit, and culture.
I can’t have Edmonton come back to win this series, we would never hear the end of it. Mainstream media would try to make it a Canadian heritage moment. Would be in every HNIC montage. I’m sick thinking about it.
sun roof open in the Honda … Jays hat on … fresh cup of Timmy’s sludge … doing 40km over in a residential area. yeah I’m thinking it’s the start of GTA guy summer.