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veintitrés y guanaca

los angeles
Joined March 2014
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songs like tongue tied, electric feel, walking on a dream, and out of ny league make me so unbelievably happy and i can’t explain why
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everyone please appreciate this
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@girlultrastan
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the amount of low income students i’ve seen donating to different funds and orgs meanwhile the students with the most financial stability are quiet.... okay
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fruit you cut yourself is not as delicious as the cut fruit your parents bring to your room
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@girlultrastan
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3 months
idgaf if trump survived an assassination attempt i just survived oomf's driving
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@girlultrastan
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4 months
full bush out at the beach idgaf
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@girlultrastan
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2 months
i would make a spotify blend with a squirrel if i could
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@girlultrastan
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10 months
that december sagittarius isn't going to save u btw
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faye webster loves hard like a latina and i respect her so much for that
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i was put on this earth to hate on people's loser ass boyfriends
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the oomf to bestie pipeline
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@kayshizzzle why does she sound like she’s trying to (poorly) mimic a nyc accent
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@girlultrastan
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3 months
almost tweeted something so latina i had to delete it and sit with myself in silence
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fuck obama all my homies hate obama
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happy latinx heritage month
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that one latina who doesn't play about faye webster
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@girlultrastan
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3 months
in every bad bitch's comments saying Wow
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@girlultrastan
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2 months
i think latines need to have stop engaging in latinidad discourse it's not worth it
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men who don’t speak are ELITE
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@girlultrastan
mia
6 months
Gay ass music taste
@apoundofmari
mari🪩
6 months
i love a man that listens to pretty girl music like you’re really playing kali uchis rn?? smash
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@girlultrastan
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4 months
i need a Gun
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@girlultrastan
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3 months
not to be #latina but i want to go on one of the echo park swan boats
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once i learn how to drive u best believe that’s all i’m listening to in the car
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white americans care more about a piece of cloth than marginalized groups of people
@SaraCarterDC
Sara A. Carter
5 years
Is this for real? Did she drag and drop the #USFlag ?
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you ever think about how edwins are just the central american equivalent of edgars
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@girlultrastan
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i hate a "la raza" ass bitch
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@girlultrastan
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5 months
i don't want to be saved
@yaperella
jammy
5 months
that mexican man with a mustache goatee combo will NOT save you!!!
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the gentrification is starting
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4 months
@armaanification love is love ❤️
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mexicans love to be like "just kiddingggg"
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@girlultrastan
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8 months
speak for yourself
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Idc how fine you are no guy is driving 45 minutes to see you.
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mia
7 months
be sexy and eat good
@blizzy_mcguire
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7 months
Wtf do y'all do in LA
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i'm an outfit repeater but i'm free
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my twitter fyp is botched it's just challengers, nasty/freak tweets, and that four seasons orlando baby
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abolish whitinas
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that one lip combo a latina doesn't play about
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can we take a moment to appreciate how good ruby rose and donald glover look
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@anguscloud LMFAOOO THEY GOT U ON A LEASH
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bitches who visited hollywood and melrose once: yeah, i just don’t like how everyone in LA self-centered and obsessed with kale and smoothies!!!
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8 months
sunday is the most latina day of the week
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sexy bitches *love* the color green
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8 months
salvadoran americans will say "fuck 12!" and understand the dangers of the prison industrial complex and yet not make the same connection to what's happening in el salvador right now
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get them again!!!!
@blueboredom
joey
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
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can’t have any exes because what if they unionize
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i can't stop flirting with gay men
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men give out their birthday and time of birth so easily like the lil sluts they are
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oomfs to lovers... happy pride ❤️
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using my screen time on stalking my page sorry idgaf about y'all
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pick me! choose me! love me!
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
The Biden-Harris Administration has automatically forgiven $39 BILLION in student loans for 804,000 borrowers. Eligible borrowers will be notified starting today if they qualify for automatic forgiveness.
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brandon fried from the neighborhood count your fucking days.
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why did my little sister repeat "i hate bisexuals" 20 consecutive times
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PLEASE do your research on what western countries did to latin american countries to stop them from becoming socialist, it was so traumatic for out parents and grandparents and if you researched a little, you’d know that capitalism is the root of all evil
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alexa demie has the sex appeal kali uchis think she has
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this makes 0 sense
@thehill
The Hill
5 years
Protesters take down US flag at ICE facility, replace it with Mexican flag
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4 months
@icantread6943 because i can
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euphoria has to be set in van nuys
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why would you set up your gf to be dragged
@ChepeVaca
ChepeVaca
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My GF is American but she makes the best Pupusas ever. I feel like I'm back in El Salvador right now.
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if u entertain wh*te girls don't even look my way
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7 months
one thing about me? i'm gonna find the gay people at the function
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im pissing and crying and shitting and puking and kicking the floor
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when i hate, i hate Hard ❤️
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if you’ve seen these before no u didnt
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life is short!!! tell ur crush you like them today!!!!!!!
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alright who wants to get stomped on
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@StormEllimac
oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺
6 months
also, LA has a very demonic energy over it in general. everyone isnt built to live there but thats a story for another day.
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me talking about myself: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:01 me talking about women's rights: ▶ 🔘──────── 10:52:36
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@bbnojutsu
jus
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QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)
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feeling extra Latina
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it's so hard being a latina that doesn't know how to throw it back 💔
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go eat pussy, it’s okay
@allyragsdale
Ally Ragsdale
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I experience same sex attraction, but my identity is in Christ. Experiencing same sex attraction is not sinful. Acting on it is. Being tempted is not sinful. Choosing the temptation is. God provides the strength & grace necessary to choose life over the enemies lies. He is good.
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not mad just sexy
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i hate going to school with over achievers because why are u writing an essay when the discussion post is only supposed to be 100 words???
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THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGG
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alejandro
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he hecho esto
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i’m obsessed w this shot vielka took
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the guest policy vs mask policy at barnard doesn’t make sense like i can’t get fucked in my dorm but i can get covid from my professor???
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me everytime i open tinder
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when girls nonstop tweet: cool, originally, funny, edgy, ahead of their time when boys nonstop tweet: jobless, insecure, bored, broke
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people who say "low frequencies" are always the biggest birds
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 years
Kali Uchis condemns the use of alcohol in new Instagram story: “Please stop drinking liquor !!! by consuming it into the body, it extracts the very essence of the soul, allowing the body to be more susceptible to LOW frequencies & even demonic energies”
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can someone confess their undying love for me i’m bored
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decentering men from ur life is the best thing anyone can do
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white latinas be like “racism is bad ❤️” but as soon as people start talking about antiblackness within our communities they want to ignore it and reduce it to “drama”
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no one: men: here’s my unsolicited opinion
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@girlultrastan
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now why'd my mom get matching toxico & toxica mugs for her and my dad
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i love how they sent an emergency alert telling people to stay home unless it’s for essential activity and yet i have to go to work at my nonessential business to deal with nonessential customers
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i have beautiful brown eyes just incase anyone forgot
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damn you're strict
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it's okay to date wh*tes, just don't do it around me cuz you'll never hear the end of it
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latina jokes are all fun and games until a white person says it
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hello twitter :p
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alright who want me
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infiltrated a white neighborhood to take pics <3
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