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@gildedgoldsky
luckeshwari
4 months
deleting twitter tonight
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the security guard in the hospital i used to work at had his wife’s name saved as “mukhiya ji” with two heart emojis :’) cathedrals of cuteness everywhere around us
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yeah
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luckeshwari
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thinking about the fact that otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t end up floating away from each other
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luckeshwari
2 months
the evolutionary purpose of forehead real estate is it being populated by buildings of forehead kisses
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luckeshwari
2 months
coffee sounds like kaafi which means enough and that is kinda ironic because no amount of coffee will ever be enough
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luckeshwari
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married twice divorced thrice
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Yall single or dating?
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luckeshwari
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tarzan the wonder car should’ve won an oscar for its contributions to indian cinema
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thinking about pluto….. i still consider you a planet pluto don’t listen to the haters
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luckeshwari
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someone people really hate to see a hippo girlboss winning
moo deng is fucking ugly
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luckeshwari
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sometimes we have to be so over to be able to be so back
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luckeshwari
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once you start cooking all meals are side quests if you think about it
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luckeshwari
4 months
got screamed at by a big angry male patient and didnt tear up at allll very very big win
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luckeshwari
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smiles should be contagious like yawns
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luckeshwari
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you will always calculate higher probability of your success if you’re just really bad at maths
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if centripetal and centrifugal force were sisters i'd be closer friends with centripetal force because she would have petal in her name
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luckeshwari
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if you say tiramisu weirdly enough it sounds like you’re saying “i’m yours” in haryanvi…….. so poetic
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to do 1. study 2. collect lore
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one photon to the other photon:
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unless you wanna be entangled for life do not pursue me
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nails same colour as the drink (!) and tried (and loved) peruvian food for the first timee
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luckeshwari
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audio hater logon ko 10 audios in a row nahi bheji toh kya bheja 😈🥰😊🎀
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luckeshwari
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maybe cars have bigger windshields but smaller rear view mirrors because you're mostly supposed to look forwards in life
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luckeshwari
2 months
ladies if you’re <26 make sure you get a cervical cancer (hpv) vaccine!! 9-14 is the ideal age for it so anyone with younger sisters should make sure they get it too! and if you’re sexually active please make sure you go to a gynecologist and get regular pap smears!!
@lilrichiebitch this is a crowdsourced list of non judgemental gynacs across major cities in India, hope it helps:)
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luckeshwari
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accidentally wrote pancreatic traumatitis instead of traumatic pancreatitis
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luckeshwari
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when two people hug really tightly and finally let go one of them should be released into the wild like a beyblade…….. this new physics law needs to discovered
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literally the world’s biggest hater
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luckeshwari
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i start rubbing my hands like a mosquito whenever someone asks me to read and explain blood reports🤭🤭🤭the pleasure i get from reading any sort of medical report ever is equal to what neil armstrong felt when he touched the moon's surface for the first time
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luckeshwari
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what are friends if not catalysts for happiness reactions
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2 months
are all situationships just quantum entanglements
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luckeshwari
2 months
reading about quantum entanglement and it sounds like such a cute concept?!😭even though i don't understand most of it
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luckeshwari
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every single day it just takes two seconds for the clock to go from 6am to 11pm
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luckeshwari
2 months
continuum, conundrum, foramen rotundum
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luckeshwari
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tonight i will go to sleep at a normal time and i will get at least six hours of sleep
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luckeshwari
2 months
an otherwise plain day just turned super bright and warm when this really sweet old patient spent almost twenty minutes telling me how much she loves my hair and rings😭
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luckeshwari
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as long as i’m alive the moon will always have a friend
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The moon has a friend tonight
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subah se na ek aloo bika hai, na hi bika hai aadha kandaa
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बस 😭🪦💐💐💐
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dahi is white but having it makes you see the world in technicolour
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luckeshwari
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maybe the bruises we randomly wake up with are just nature’s tattoos
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luckeshwari
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this is what a friend was doing when i walked into her clinic today (she’s a surgeon)
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luckeshwari
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o noooooooo i feel a sore throat coming on😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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luckeshwari
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at the end of the day medicine is just learning terms and syndromes that sound like pokemon names
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luckeshwari
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never thought this would be a problem😔 worldwide love stonks crashing as we speak📉
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luckeshwari
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hazelnut cofffeeeeee
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bhel puri implies the existence of bhel aadhi
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luckeshwari
2 months
reading about quantum entanglement and it sounds like such a cute concept?!😭even though i don't understand most of it
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luckeshwari
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it’s 4 am, this cat is laying next to me…snoring and occasionally hiccuping😭 there is heaven on earth and this is it
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luckeshwari
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pradhan mantri make it illegal to be up so early yojana
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luckeshwari
3 months
@cokanestudio guy twitter’s either 1. i need to lock in 2. always commit to the bit 3. claude sonnet llama raccoon lion tiger
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luckeshwari
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anything can be breathtakingly beautiful if you have asthma
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luckeshwari
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love maths and geometry so much!! (carefully dividing my celebration tiramisu so i can have some tomorrow for breakfast and brunch)
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luckeshwari
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sucks that instead of flying cars and ai doctors we have people posting screenshots of harmless cheesy pickup lines from apps where people (including the poster) have signed up to talk and to find some connection
@chonkychihuahua
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how are u guys on dating apps knowing some fucking loser will post screenshots of your conversations on twitter since we've all acquiesced to the fact that that's not a gross violation of privacy
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luckeshwari
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every dinner can be a candlelight dinner if you have a maachis and some courage
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luckeshwari
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woke up thinking about the way when some trees are really good friends they start holding hands through their roots😭
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luckeshwari
3 months
when a yapper makes coffee she is brewing a yappuccino
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luckeshwari
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doctors should be able to treat their own baby fever😔😔😔😔
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luckeshwari
2 months
@laavaisahater the name of ilovepdf dot com is such a self-fulfilling prophecy… like yes of course you’re right, i do love you ilovepdf dot com
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luckeshwari
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#real conversation havers can have conversations anywhere anytimee
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Why does no one talks about how difficult it is to hold a conversation over text!?
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luckeshwari
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invisible string theory but for me and tiramisu
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luckeshwari
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horizons were created mainly because the ocean and the sky were good friends and wanted to hold hands (100% scientifically accurate fact)
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luckeshwari
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:)))
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luckeshwari
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i looooove studying!! i looove learning more and reviewing the same things over and over again for exams!!!! i loooove doing thousands of practice questions!!!!
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@pathikghugare khaali page padhna kaafi aasaan hota hai
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🍏
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luckeshwari
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what are shoulders if not nature’s anatomical resting platforms for your head in cabs and during flights
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luckeshwari
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@seventhsniper dettol handwash
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luckeshwari
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do it for moo dengggg
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there’s a cat in this housee
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luckeshwari
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y= mx+c #math
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luckeshwari
2 months
idk why but our own people calling our clothes “traditionals” and “ethnic” feels so weird😭 indian clothes are indian clothes and aluminium foil takes the shape of whatever it’s put on so whatever fabric we wear becomes indian in some sense
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luckeshwari
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@techn0_sap1en @basked_samosa @cokanestudio LMAO techno ab mai kuch aur bolungi toh phir vivaad (ratio) ho jaega
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luckeshwari
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bibble should’ve won an oscar for the best supporting actor category
@worldreads
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i’ve been getting a maximum of 3 hours of sleep every night for a week now and it’s catching up to mee📉 my eyes have a built-in iphone blurry aesthetic feature
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luckeshwari
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none of these words are in the bhagvad gita
@mygene
myGene 🧬 𝞹
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@skdh Goes to physics projected to recurrent neural networks: - Hopfield networks minimise energy, like physical systems finding stable states. - Hinton adds stochasticity to Hopfield networks using the Boltzmann distribution, similar to physical systems at thermodynamic equilibrium.
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the pale blue dot image continues to move me so much.... feel so significantly insignificant every time i see it
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luckeshwari
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kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho toh poori kaynaat usse tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai…..... thinking about dyson airwrap😔😔😔
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being forced to the hospital when you yourself don’t feel too well feels like asking a sad sleep deprived clown to perform at the circus
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heart shaped chicken nugget
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luckeshwari
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cathedrals everywhere etc etc
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@inksama3 omg 😭😭😭 i’ll just quietly like tweets abb se
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girl dinner rasmalai
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dogs in the hospital!!
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@avgphoenixguy moo deng can easily get a honorary dual degree but you can never do what moo deng’s doing
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spaces in puzzle pieces and spaces between our fingers mean we’re all meant to hold hands and connect with someone else
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peak intimacy: breathing
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my mona tiramisu
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tiny snail on window
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luckeshwari
2 months
i keep typing lover instead of liver
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luckeshwari
3 months
transparent clear coffee mugs are so beautiful…you’re supposed to be a closed vessel but somehow i can see all the coffee you hold within
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2 months
feeling very
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luckeshwari
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it’s almost as if the sun knows it’s friday
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luckeshwari
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when your voice notes so good they turn voice note #haters into #appreciators !!
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next nobel prize should go to the person who invents rooh afza flavoured tiramisu
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luckeshwari
3 months
if life gives you lemons just make nimbu ka achar
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four (4) eyelashes fell in my eye today
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luckeshwari
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dost ka dukh dard peeda hai ya standup comedy session
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2 months
had a dream about silk bubbly and the fact that socks are just feet jackets
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she’s sleeepyyy
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nasdaq always reminds me of the song sadka kiya
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luckeshwari
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😔😔😔 exams have sucked the fun out of learning about the human body
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i love learning. unless my whole career is dependent on that learning
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@sakshi_thinks daaru ka glass neeche rakh do sakshi
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luckeshwari
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stress eating chocolate peanut butter straight from the jar at 1:48am
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