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Everyone look at my new cat
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@BernieSanders He did it he said the thing
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KISSINGER IS FUCKING DEAD HAHAHAHAAH
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5 years
@Zendaya this man just bought me a lamborghini and paid all of my college bills @CaucasianJames
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@BernieSanders Talk to em bernie
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2 years
Beer chat is cooking today
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6 years
@brfootball Only thing they’re good at is voting on twitter polls
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4 years
ben shapiro sound just like one of these mfs
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3 years
Where are the vibrator companies at ?????
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4 years
kamala���s counting how many more inmates she’s gonna need to get this under control
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4 years
caption this
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3 years
@brfootball Damn they aren’t gonna qualify now
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@DisbussingFilm This is great news. Vaxxed?
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3 years
@spectatorindex damn fumbled a 20 year lead
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4 years
@brfootball Ajax always has some fire jerseys
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3 years
Just matched with another milf on tinder
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4 years
@brfootball Damn we’re about the same age and I’m sitting at home getting mad at fifa for “cheating”
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6 years
I knew Arizona was a fun place when I walked into this gas station bathroom to pee and this guy was cleaning his gun. I had my cock out and he had his glock out
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3 years
bro look at my fucking lawyer. i’m going to jail
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2 years
is this real?
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8 years
that moment when you shake up with your favorite rapper @chancetherapper
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11 months
I be doing this while eating it
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Smacking my own ass while eating pussy
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@willne Saka masterclass incoming don’t worry
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4 years
@SenatorSinema let them eat cake!
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2 years
At the Library of Alexandria y’all need anything?
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3 years
a white girl from fargo north dakota looked me in the eye and unironically told me her favorite song was rapstar by polo g
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@brfootball @officialpes even the cover is gross
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3 years
She listening to babyface ray who tf put her on
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1 year
As soon as you hit a curb on accident
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NamX reveals its first hydrogen energy car which only takes 5 seconds to refuel and has a range of roughly 932 Miles. The first car is expected to launch in late 2025. Base model price will be around $70,000.
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@kumandgo “my names kum & go and I like to party”
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4 years
@SenatorSinema why are you still tweeting you just get ratiod to oblivion each time
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4 years
@FCBarcelona you guys let me down every fucking game
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3 years
Good morning
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3 years
@spectatorindex THE CHAUVIN TRIAL. GEORGE FLOYD IS NOT ON TRIAL YOU CUCKS.
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8 years
Every high schooler in Illinois was at the beach drunk today 😂
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4 years
@BernieSanders Get his ass Bernie
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2 years
This GROWN ASS MAN just called drake “drizzly bear”
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4 years
I haven’t really told many people this but in august 2020 my dads cancer came back and after a rough couple of months fighting he’s beaten cancer again! Definitely the strongest man I know ❤️
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3 years
@Jdd220 Yeah my friend stole my picture lmao
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4 years
i got the job offer!! i’m moving to denver can i get a w in chat?
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7 months
I love you tyler. I’ll miss you forever. rest in peace my guy.
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11 months
what the fuck?
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5 years
@FCBarcelona I can’t believe this.
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3 years
very cool of Illinois to install these gender neutral bathrooms on the highway!
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2 years
What did he mean by this ????
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1 year
@USMNT No way they just called him the pirate of the Caribbean on Univision LMAOOOOO
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6 years
Does she ride with the mob?
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3 years
This didn’t happen under trump. huge win for biden
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medellin david
5 years
After months of discussion with friends and family I have decided to run for president of these United States. Thank you to everyone who helped me come to this decision and I hope to have your vote when the time comes!
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2 years
@DisbussingFilm This is great news
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medellin david
4 years
Quarantined in the stu going crazy
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6 years
how is arby’s still a thing? WHO TF IS EATING AT ARBY’S I NEED TO KNOW
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6 years
I usually say grace
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Kissing before Sex. Yes or no?
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I need every girl to break up with their significant other NOW.
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@bukayosolo He really is just an Arsenal fan living the dream. Love to see it
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3 years
@SASBurnerAcct STOP THE COUNT
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oh he educated or something
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3 years
started a new job today everyone say they’re proud of me
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2 years
@NickAdamsinUSA Nick Adams (Alpha Male) loves hanging out around 16 year old girls at high school football games like a true American conservative and Patriot. God Bless the USA and God Bless Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
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5 years
@brfootball we really let this happen
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4 years
nooo don’t catch Covid-19 you’re so sexy ahaha
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4 years
Setien smoking that valverde pack on god
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6 years
I’m at a really weird stage in my life where I’m preparing for grad school and I should be pretty mature but every time I see a large object I think about how much spaghetti it can hold. And the answer is almost always “that bad boy can hold so much spaghetti”
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3 years
Just found out that girls get sad 😔
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@KaranB82600902 @BernieSanders When you haven’t read the Quran but somehow know the mandates of the Quran 😎😎😎😎😎
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6 years
I pledge allegiance to the grind im up early as hell tryna get mine
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@MikelArtapas @afcfofty Extremely bad take
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@spectatorindex Oh damn that sucks for the 3 people that live there
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3 years
10:23 am
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4 years
kernel sanders
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4 years
campaign field organizer by day. swag connoisseur by night
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2 years
@NickAdamsinUSA Wrong Nick Adams (Alpha Male) he was just trying to get Ted Beta Male Cruz to be more of a patriot by drinking a refreshing ice cold beer like a real Alpha Male.
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3 years
I just quit
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3 years
just had a horrible day at work so i’m quitting
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3 years
does anyone know of any realtors in NY? I need to move immediately
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1 year
he has been arrested for participating in the January 6th insurrection.
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3 years
Everyone look at my new cat
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I would let maya kill me. Like with a hammer.
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3 years
she sent me a snap in a gaming chair that isn’t mine. i’m going to throw up
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6 years
I just wanna thank you guys for putting up with my twitter because I am not funny and it warms my heart when people like my tweets even though they are always trash
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Mikey Perez is gay
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@Memebasedgod69 @Jdd220 Yes you did + you’re cringe + yb better
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9 years
So happy to be able to call Grand Canyon university my new home. @gcu #LopesUp
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3 years
@spectatorindex He literally gets all of his money from the government
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2 years
I work at target and I saw elon musk walk out with adult diapers and he was on the phone with grimes crying and whispering “I can’t believe I went poopy in my pants again”
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@brfootball brazil barely beat a 10 man Paraguay team lmao
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6 years
Starting a band hmu if you’re interested I will be singing in a British accent so there’s literally no way that we don’t blow up
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what the hell happened here?
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