Lynette: It's so hot, Father...
Arle: Back in Snezhnayan prison, the heat was...
Lyney: But it's freezing cold in Snezhnaya?
Arle: BACK IN SNEZHNAYAN PRISON-
Clervie: Would you ever fall in love after me?
Pereure: Never, not even in a century.
Clervie: It's just a "what if", Per.
Peruere: Then I'll love someone who's the exact same, if not just you again.
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Furina: I bought cake!! You want some?
Arle: ...Sure, Miss Furina.
in the most disrespectful way ever, are SOME people (straight men) actually blind or are they just so sex crazed they look at arlecchino and think she'd even consider being their "mommy"
you ever see a character that is so obviously a lesbian and it’s just impossible to fathom how they would be attracted to men in any timeline and reality
i like to imagine this is just how arle opens the door normally, this wasn’t even to scare the guy.
they’re about to kiss the kids goodnight? yeah no they’re opening the door like this every night before tucking them into bed
lesbians really are a different breed bcus if this was a man we'd all be slandering this hair to death and call it uglier than the ugliest shit ever, but nah its the hottest butch lesbian ever so we're gonna print this out on the shrine again this time
Arle voicelines in summary —
Everyone else: They're okay.
Furina: I'm so downbad omg
Every other harbinger: They're cool.
Signora and Bina: I'm a lesbian
Other shit: Meh.
Sandrone: Cool but fuck Dottore
Dottore: Actually k!ll your$elf
Lynette: Father?
Arle: Yes?
Lynette: I said I wanted a baby sister. What is this?
Arle: I can't control the child's sex, and neither can Furina.
Lynette: I don't like it anymore then.
Arle: Please stop referring to the baby as an "it".
Lynette: It doesn't deserve pronouns.
Arle: May I court Furina?
Neuvi: You may do so, but I'm not her father for you to ask me for my permission.
--
Arle: May I wed Furina?
Neuvi: Yes, but once again, I'm not her father.
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Furi: Congratulations, you're going to be a grandfather!
Neuvi: IM NOT YOUR DAD.
Lyney: As my gift, I give the child a deck of cards that'll last a life time.
Freminet: I give you a friendly rabbit mek just for you...
Lynette: And I give you my wish that you'll end up as transfem at least.
Arle: Please just accept it's a baby boy.
Lynette: Never.
Lyney: And now for our next trick, we will make the baby... disappear! And Lynette will make them-
Lynette: Huh? I didn't know about this trick.
Lyney: W-What?
Arle: ...Lyney, where's the baby?
Lyney: ...
Arle: Lyney, where's the fucking baby before Furina comes home-
Furina: And the baby will be named... drum roll please... AURELIA!!!
Fremi: ...
Lyney: Her name doesn't match with ours...
Arle: Well, she needs a special name, of course.
Lynette: Oh so we're playing favorites already? I see then.
Arle: Oh my fucking god-
Furina and Clervie both liking cake.
Furina and Clervie both perserving to free their “people”.
Furina and Clervie both accepting death with open arms.
Furina and Clervie both wishing to live their own life for once.
Furina and Clervie both wanting to see the world…
Arle: So we're sure with the name "Aurelius" for them?
Furina: Never been more sure of something in my life...
Fremi: Hmm... Can we call them "Orel" as a nickname then?
Lyney: Like that one dark comedy Barbatian show?
Lynette: Like what Furina gives "Father" under the table-
hc that the only times furina can genuinely catch arle off guard is when she shows them preserved pictures of her first days of reigning
Furina: Ooh, here's my accession speech! I was about like... what? A day old then?
Arle:
Arle: Excuse me?
Lyney: Father loves us all in the house equally!
Lyney: *has Arle's teen haircut and the heir title*
Lynette: *has Arle's ponytail and same fighting style*
Freminet: *has Arle's baby haircut and exact same baby clothes*
Arlecchino: Yeah, I love everyone equally...
Arle: I know we used to hate Focalors but...
Clervie: No, I get it, Furina's cute, right?
Arle: Mhm. And her smile's to die for...
Clervie: And her laugh can make my day...
Arle: And those eyes...
. . .
Arle: Do you wanna poly with her?
Clervie: No shit, Perrie.
signora: i miss my wife tails
childe: bitch
dottore: bitch
pantalone: bitch
pierro: bitch
columbina: she’s fucked but she also fucks good
capitano: bitch
pulcinella: bitch
sandrone: i mean i def wouldnt pass
Arle: So, you're dating my son?
Gaming: Oui.
Arle: Are you dedicated to him?
Gaming: Oui.
Arle: Are you telling the truth?
Gaming: Oui!
Arle: Can you actually speak Fontainian?
Gaming: Oui oui.
Arle: Introduce yourself to me in Fontainian then.
Gaming: ...Oui?
what is it with butch sapphics being good in combat but when it comes to cooking, suddenly their signature dish is fucking raw meat. you have electro and pyro visions would it kill you two to use them to cook for once
at first, arle despised furina for living perfectly while clervie was dying in her arms. but when she found out how similar furina was to her? she had to protect her. she had to make sure in some messed up way, furina could live the life clervie could've had instead.
Clervie being Peruer's first love, Rosalyne being The Knave's second love, and Furina being Arlecchino's third love and the theory that the third one is the one that lasts the longest until Furina inevitably dies before Arle does 😭😭
notice how furina’s post archon quest era is so significant to the game unlike every other playable character
like no you cannot enjoy any single event with furina in it without witnessing her depression and ptsd first its a package deal
@mintflowerss
how are people not seeing that this is literally itto. the man lives in a nation where the entire government is just women + his right hand (wo)man is literally kuki fucking shinobu. that man is the most feminist to ever feminist in genshin
@rgvndluc
As someone who plays genshin and is in highest honors… all u need is a strict schedule, even stricter parents, and a lot of motivation to do ur homework first before touching ur pc/phone
"if clervie was still alive, arlecchino would love her and furina wouldn't matter" cowards. if clervie stayed alive then they'd abduct furina into a polycule. they'd feel ashamed for having a crush on her individually but then gush abt her when they find out they both like her.
@ajaxlogy
Literally used the starter team for a month bc I didn’t know the gacha existed and just thought that u immediately own characters once u finish their quest…I was gonna file a complaint against hoyo bc I still didn’t have my Xiangling
im still not over the hoyofair arlefuri idols au so what if arle is still a dad to the HoH kids while being an idol
Lyney: Father? Can you please get a different outfit? My tl and fyp's filled with thirst edits of you.
Arle: But Furina likes-
Lyney: Please.
𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉
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#arlefuri
eng/fil socmed au
where a year after their breakup, all arlecchino wants is to be with her one more time, and furina wants nothing more than to have them permanently out of their life.
she actually looks so sad why is this so much more emotionally affective than any other character. they look like a kicked pouting puppy too it's adorable
Gaming: How about your family?
Fremi: My Father's a harbinger and Mother's the former archon-
Gaming: Your mom's the ex hydro archon?
Fremi: Yeah, but she doesn't-
Gaming: Your mom's the ex hydro archon?
Fremi: Mhm, and father is-
Gaming: YOUR MOM IS THE EX HYDRO ARCHON?
some of the arlefuri shit we see like this has to be intentional atp because you do not give two characters opposing color schemes, visions, plot roles and matching acting themes and drip marketing WITHOUT making them have at least a little something gay going on
“furina is a lesbian,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the opera house.
“they're right,” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there on the high throne stands: furina de fontaine herself.
Fremi teaching 💧❌ baby: And “I” stands for Ice…
Arle: Son, no. The child is clearly more advanced than that.
Arle: “I” stands for Impudent, my spider.
Furina: What is wrong with you? They can’t handle that…
Furina: “I” actually stands for Indemnitium, honey!
Arle: Gods, I found this huge dead spider-
Furina: Oh no! Poor thing... we need to host a burial for it, don't you think? I'm not sure if spiders like flowers, so maybe they like cake? All love cake anyway! Arle?
Arle: ...C-can we bury it under a tree?
Furina: ...Sure, darling
i just witnessed the most major historical event for the gays… i finally found an arlefuri tiktok where all the comments are shippers. not a single anti in sight im actually shitting the primordial sea.
Kokomi: Did you hear what Paimon said? Apparently they said I'd throw you off a roof.
Sara: ...Would you?
Kokomi: Depends, but honestly, yeah.
Sara: ...But will you-
Kokomi: Yes, I'm kissing every scar you might get from it if you don't land safely, darling.
Arle: Stop acting like you know my pain. Stop acting like you own it. You can't tell me to move on, not even Clervie messed with MY decisions!
Furina: I'm not Clervie! So stop comparing me to her!
Arlecchino: You're right! You're not Clervie, and you will never be Clervie!
@Heyth4tsme
Furina: I'm home!!!
Arle: Droplet, darling, our child-
Furina: Fell from the sky and landed on me? Yes, I have them right now. What even happened?
Arle: Ah, good... Good... Oh fuck.
Furina: What is it this time?
Lyney: WE SENT FREMI TO THE PRIMORDIAL SEA TO FIND THE BABY.
it’s been said so many times but omg yes. the genshin fandom IS majority misogynistic. if navia and clorinde were men, they’d be a bigger ship than dare i say kavetham. if yae was a man, no one would be complaining about their personality.
arle preferring an onesided love bcus they cant let someone love them so much again the way clervie did until the day they lost her. signora loved rostam, columbina saw them as a toy, everyone else was too afraid... so why did it feel so good when furina learned to love them too?
if someone says furina isn't downright suicidal then they are wrong. if someone says furina isn't depressed then they are wrong. if someone says furina doesn't have ptsd then they are wrong. if someone says furina is mentally stable then they are absolutely 100% undeniably wrong.
Arle: So, Gaming, how are you enjoying the food?
Gaming: Oh, it's delicious, sir!
Arle: Good-
Gaming: But it can use some more time on the stove, it looks and tastes a little bit too raw for me...
Lyney: ...
Lynette: ...
Freminet: ...
Gaming: ...What? What did I say?
the more i stare at arlecchino’s fingers, the more i’m reminded that i really am a lesbian, that i have no sense of sexual safety whatsoever, and that i wouldnt exactly mind having a second period apparently
“arle is furina’s abuser” calling out someone for what you see as inaction on their part is no abuse. the attack was a one time thing that was for the sake of a mission and i can even fully explain how logically arle might not have even laid a hand on her.
i can't take it anymore but it's them. it's fucking n3uv!fur1 for me im sorry but you can never ignite more rage in me than convincing me to see them together in a romantic light.
they are THE estranged family duo to me and you can fist fight me for it
Arle: Freminet? I thought I would be meeting your lover this morning. Where is he?
Freminet: Well, you see um...
Lynette: He got arrested upon entering Fontaine.
Arle: And why so?
Freminet: I forgot to tell him that his pet can't fly during the first 3 days of the month...
@DiaDastardly
The Kid Idk: I think I might be transfem...
Lynette: ...
Lyney: ...
Fremi: ...
Arle: ...Don't even-
Lynette: What did I tell you? Huh? HA! WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU ALL. Come on honey, we're going out for cake, while these TRANSPHOBES think about their stupidity.
the matching poses. the contrasting color schemes. arle obviously hiding themselves while furina's presenting herself. furina looking up while arlecchino's looking down. my god we are eating well these days arlefuri nation
arlefuri rival idols au —
Arle: So I hear you're the main vocalist for your group?
Furina: Why, yes I am!
Arle: Interesting... I wonder if that voice of yours sounds just as sweet in bed as well...
i'm moving accounts.
if you want the @, reply and i'll dm it to you. i'm leaving because i don't feel comfortable on here anymore. besides, everyone keeps unfollowing me and i even got dms threatening me??? all because you guys found out i'm dating Arlecchino and Furina.
considering peruere still looks really young when she's put in prison it's likely she spent years in prison after killing her mother before the tsaritsa pardoned her and she became arlecchino
it looks like a kid in the orphanage started crying out of nowhere and this was somehow the only way to cheer them up and they had to wake up arle in the middle of the night just for this
@spotshole
arle has to train them for the fatui bcus that's the condition they have to follow as a harbinger that's taking care of the orphanage. this is why they also train the children to help each other as much as they can so the chances of death are less likely during missions.
gonna take a break to use this time for my arlecchino is a decent dad agenda. def not rlly good but they’re doing their best… i think…
also lynette is arlecchino’s fave child agenda just got stronger
the biggest difference between Arlecchino and Crucabena is whereas "Mother" presumably left the children dead where they were as a sign to show how weak they were, Father respected all their children to the very end no matter what mission they might've failed
being arle and meeting your future children-in-law is so funny because yeah your kids brought them and it's:
- a random liyue guy who likes dancing
- the journalist who begs you for an interview everyday + the fucking delivery girl
- the almighty traveler whose only fear is you.
honestly arle's signature dish just proves that they're such a dumbass when they're not busy being an eldritch horror like yes i know its a steak tartare but why tf is it PLAIN raw meat with no spices??? you have the most kids in the cast and u cant even add pepper to food smh
Paimon is such a bitch cuz I would personally love to have the Furina de Fontaine in my dreams. Also like poor Furina sounds genuinely hurt can paimon stfu for one second