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i’m no girl boss, more like girl failure | she/ her | desi

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when carly rae jepsen said “before you came into my life, i missed you so bad” and when björk said “i miss you but i haven't met you yet” and when florence welch said “i want you so badly, but you could be anyone”
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i’ll forever be amused how these lot ruled over india like how did they not die
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This is how hot the UK is right now 😮 #heatwave
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love this but i think white people would go feral if they heard chhaiyya chhaiyya
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“Naatu Naatu” wins the #Oscar for Original Song.
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women are watching and enjoying both barbie and oppenheimer while men are writing think pieces as to why oppenheimer is real true cinema and barbie is anti men garbage anti cinema
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why are there always a bunch of indians supporting absolute idiots like you will always find them at the crime scene….
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also what a genius!!1!1! putting ice cream in open sun and acting surprised that it’s melting… hamare yaha fridge me melt ho jaati hai
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it’s not wrong, if you r @pe someone, you deserve the worst d3ath possible and indian law / system isn’t gonna get you justice this guy is a hero in my eyes
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i’m sorry not sorry but why do they take pics of local people like we’re some mystical creatures or animals??? i find it so weird
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Dua lipa is in India
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i came to bombay two days ago and didn't tell my boyfriend because i wanted to surprise him by showing up outside his office on friday (today) and this mf is working from home today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@darkskinnmanson wasting food while proving no point like the morons they are
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@CraigCharles23 chup baith gandu do thappad padenge saare khandan ko bhool jayega bhadwe
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hey pz underwater or what
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If The Titanic Sank Today:
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i love garlic . garlic is great . thank you garlic for existing . garlic gotta be one of the greatest things on earth
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idk what they are so scared of? boycott? nobody is watching your movies anyway....
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@ghamjoon
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this tweet was literally a joke idk why goras are getting pressed and worse is brown ppl defending them like??? they won't fuck you 👍 they'll still call you slurs so stop bootlicking.. have some shame
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bro nobody gives af about you and your guy bestie stop posting these cringe screenshots
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me and my guy bestf
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toh chutiya kaun hua wo ki tum
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Sad part is we fuckers still keep voting these madarchodhs when all they've given us is middle finger
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@m00dyheart i thought fez was his name and co was his last name
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@polloxsweat @cfcmo_ @SUNFL0WRV6 no that is penn badgley’s father
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what purpose does this serve really?
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idk for how long y'all will pretend that this guy is remotely attractive
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indians really trust UPI blindly... tell me why my brother left home with 20 rs in his pocket
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@uyioghosaSamuel bro same like 40 degrees is okay for us, we go play outside in that temp 😭😭
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@NIDHALL_ mans are literally making dosas on scooter seats indians are living in 2050 altogether
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met my bf after like 25 days today and he got me jhumkas and an anklet... and he tied it around my ankle with his own hands jfhdckjsdgsjldh butterflies pro maxx
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no matter the result, i think indian and pakistani players should embrace and kiss each other to show solidarity and brotherhood between the two nations
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@alicentpill if you are racist just say it, leave dev out of it
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actually the concept of love/ romance was created by shahrukh khan in kal ho na ho when he read an empty diary for the woman he loved and said “pyaar toh sab karte hain magar mere jaisa pyaar koi nahi kar sakta kyuki unke pass tum jo nahi”
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the concept of romantic love/romance was made up by patriarchal propaganda in order to make women feel like they can't live their life without males in it and center them in everything having as life goal that love giving up their own identity for a male. It's not empowering
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@Rohit_wick that’s not what my tweet said at all but i don’t expect you to understand
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@thedelhiwalla y’all are actually MAD just start carrying cash and stop doing labourers and common workers dirty
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i have nothing to promote so i’m just gonna quote a great man who once said JHOOME JO PATHAAN MERI JAAN MEHFIL HI LUTT JAAYE DE DE JO ZUBAAN MERI JAAN USPE MARR MITT JAAYE
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@Utdtwitta @lolatiffhur not to privileged twats like you, but we respect food and don’t believe in wasting it.. just take in small amounts, why is wasting food so normal for you lot? ajeeb
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@kazi_mustaqeem wish the worst on them everyday
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gay people : “we want equality!” this dude : OK BUT I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER !!??!?!?!?!?
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SG Mehta: But I'm attracted to my sister. We are consenting adults entering into activities within privacy. And we claim our right of autonomy, right of choice...based on that, can someone not challenge that why this restriction? #MarriageEquality #SupremeCourtofIndia
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stop explaining to me why oppenheimer is better they’re two completely different movies about completely different things and you can enjoy both unless you want to be a thick headed crybaby
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they’re saying the heat is worse in UK because they don’t have fans and ACs…. toh bhai lagwao na ye mera masla thodi hai??!??!?!
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@newbroker09 and? still stupid asf
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i’m not even surprised i’m pretty sure that’s how MOST brown men think lol
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"Guy A Mess, Woman Fixes Him": Marriage According To Shahid Kapoor
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i’m sorry i’m struggling to find the funny??!?
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🤌🏻😭😭😭😭😭
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@Talmeez92 brown people are fine as long as men are beating their wives in front of them but start shaking when they see a couple being a couple
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me : *wears a kurta* nobody : my father : “you look so pretty in kurtas you should wear one everyday”
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guys i’m afraid to tell you but the poets were right… when you’re in love, your beloved is the only thing you think about
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@TFo091 my god stop showcasing your dumbness in my mentions gtfo
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so easy to tell this is for male gaze lol
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@bila_bina “a big hug” keep your dirty hands away from my girl
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@dontshutupskshi fr it's giving me ick
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me forcing myself to cry while reading the fault in our stars so i don’t look like an outcast
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@ImeTouqeer mai kal kulfi kha rahi thi raat ko 8 baje wo bhi 18 seconds me melt ho gayi 😭😭😭 aur inko dekho
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@Damsel306 bhai dimaag nahi hai toh kyu laga raha hai
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“being born a woman is my awful tragedy. all is spoiled by the fact that i am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery” - sylvia plath
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That MILF had a NAME and it was SYLVIA PLATH.
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like what! an! IDIOT!!!!
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you lot have ruined this line and i’m pissed
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In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
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@ekanshgoddamn i'm saying like???? proving nothing with this
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@dishinterestedd also made imane the algerian boxer go thru shit for being a “man” apparently hahahaha ok chutiyas
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@dishinterestedd yaaaar i hate these mfs who act all sentimental and shit after scamming someone… like START CARRYING CASH DIMWITS
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everyday there’s just more evidence of men being complete fucking weirdos and losers
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not you dumbasses fighting amongst yourselves making this a language thing 😭😭😭 i am extremely proud of this win but i’m just saying westerners aren’t introduced to south asian music in general and if they start listening to it they’ll never go back
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@paaarth319 also the “irritate kar rahi hoon?” and him saying “tolerance kaafi acha hai mera” ughh HOW EARNEST AND CUTE.. 💞🥺
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@danyblairs men can’t grasp the concept of having fun 😭😭😭 imagine being so serious all the time
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why are people saying “free alia” as if she isn’t a grown ass woman who chose to marry him. she knows what he is and adores him 🤣
Don’t u wanna slap this lil son of a bitchhhhhhh
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@N4irit i don’t think anybody requires your permission to exist but ok
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if you wanna mother a grown ass man, that’s on you. don’t ask the rest of us to do that…
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Maybe if we loved our men better, we would get better men. A womans’ love can do that, you know.
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ever since i’ve turned 16 i haven’t had one day where i’m not having stomach ache or head ache or chest pain or neck pain or a mental breakdown
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cancel everyone unless it’s your favourite white woman, then everything is forgivable
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I’m actually an AI expert and these are not real images I hope this helps
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the whole point of being a girl is having inexpressible rage and not being able to showcase it on most days
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The whole point of being a girl is to look your prettiest, find the best hair color that suits u, the best scent, the best blush color that brings out your eyes & looks the best on your skin, the best nail shape that makes your fingers look soft, find your favorite pose & angles
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y’all can stop shitting my mentions now and choke on your spit
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I want to apologise to Khelif - Italian boxer Carini
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@Savage_MelMel the fact that you wrote down a whole thread for this 😭💀🙏🏾
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@akhmxt THIS HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD!! the ppl who get it get it
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it doesn’t happen very often that i feel bad for a white man over a brown woman but she’s truly annoying
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my life was about to be over
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@ANGELSAPPHO desis REFUSE to accept that they have been casteist since the dawn of time
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@aniketjazz ya i know but i especially feel bad when it’s an indian because i don’t want my people to be stupid 😭 but well what can i do
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he looks like the lovechild of a rat and a donkey
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the fact that this is controversial speaks a lot about our society 😭
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not wearing makeup should be the norm, it’s literally our own face - i love makeup, i wear it often myself, but i dont think women should be expected to wear makeup just bcs it’s a fancy event or even everyday life, why are men’s natural faces good enough but ours arent???
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@puehpendrat WHAT IS THE CORRELATION??? 😭😭😭 that algerian player is a ciswoman lmfao
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@mistcop @Hibzster i don’t think you know the meaning of any of those words
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what is it about men that makes them lose their shit when they see women having harmless fun?
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young girls and women were forced into prostitution.. i swear you people need to stop posting your takes on here and start reading a book
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the first prostitute must of been so powerful. my girl said this pussy ain’t free, bitch
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i’m indian, i only exist today because my ancestors used violence to get their freedom. less than a century ago, it’s modern history and it’s so shameful how my fellow countrymen have forgotten that
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I’m Caribbean, I literally only exist today because my ancestors used violence to get their freedom
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@sk44463467 @fatimazahiid uncle daaru peeke kuch bhi toh mat bolo
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women who enjoy all the benefits of life which our ancestral women earned by fighting with their blood, sweat and tears and still don’t label themselves as “feminists” because they don’t want to deal with the negativity and hate that comes with the word itself are bottom tier idc
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Here is the video of Kareena Kapoor saying “I am not a feminist, I am a woman” while Sonam Kapoor woo-hoos in the background like the absolute flop that she is. The irony is they were promoting Veere Di Wedding, a women centric movie.
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fair skinned desis should realize that even though they are brown people, they are privileged. they should help in ending colorism but they themselves are so fucking dumb god I can't deal with them
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not me giggling and blushing like a school girl
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@Talmeez92 I'm literally a brown woman living in south asia and I've seen it happening with my own eyes but of course you think you know better
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@I_am_KANNADIGA i’ll always defend women of color, especially if they did nothing wrong. this is sisterhood which maybe something you’ll never understand
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@vegchickennn wednesday i was travelling, had a doctor appointment on thursday, and friday is the last day of the work week so we could have hung out for longer than any other day
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@selenegray_ @Utdtwitta @lolatiffhur ikrrr man we respect food we worship crops here in india and they’re so casually talking about wasting it like stfu
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my country’s leader is killing my country 😭😭
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Is your leader willing to die for your country?
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@mudassir_hus @TeamSaath stop sucking white ppl’s dicks they’ll only call you a terrorist even after all this boot licking
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couldn’t have said it better myself. credits to owner. #AbortionIsHealthcare #WomensRights
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@bhavikbamania obv because he doesn’t work from home every friday? stupid
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….. why did this blow up my mentions are farked wtffff
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@favromancequote “I'm not a religious person, but I do sometimes think God made you for me.” this book is insane sally rooney you’re incredible
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@nishu4win i’m not self loathing but you people are angrezo ke bootlickers which is embarrassing tbh
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diljit kangana twitter beef you’ll always be famous
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she got her stupid skincare brand tattooed 😭😭😭😭
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📸 Deepika Padukone at the #Oscars
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this how i but putting covers on my pillows
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