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Gerald Bitok

@geraldbitok

2 years

Western politics is comedy tupu.🤣🤣 So, Eugene Wamalwa has a rally in Kimilili, Didmus gets wind of it; appears like a ghost on a rooftop and disappears with the whole crowd.

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4 years

No sooner had Magoha finished saying the weather is good for children to learn under trees than God sent heavy rains. The wars we can't fight, God fights for us.

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2 years

Weeee things have bitten each other! 🙆

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5 months

This is deep. There has to be a generation that breaks the chains of stagnation and lack in every family. This boy seems to be the one turning that new leaf. May God protect him....

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@geraldbitok

2 years

What's the weirdest thing you've found someone's house?

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2 years

Excellent Captainmanship by Kenya Kwanza's chief agent @kithurekindiki_ . The level-headedness and calmness portrayed under provocation is admirable.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Our creative industry can be a billion dollar! 🤣🤣

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@geraldbitok

4 years

A WEEK AGO; 'I am in charge of this government!' THIS MORNING; 'People in Government are stealing 2 billion everyday...'

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@geraldbitok

2 years

The just launched Eastern By-pass is 27.8 KM done at a cost of 12.5 Billion. Translates to around 450Million Per Kilometer. Am not an engineer, neither am I a prophet; I just have a nose and I smell a rat.

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4 years

‘When a rich man is sick, a poor man will pay him a visit to say sorry and wish him a quick recovery. When the poor man is sick, he waits to recover and then goes to tell the rich man that he has been sick’. Chinua Achebe

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Atwoli speaks...

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@geraldbitok

4 years

The State Of The Nation through the eyes of Mama Mboga. @ahmednasirlaw @DavidNdii @DrRoselynAkombe @WMutunga @johngithongo @bkerrow

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Welcome back home Generali @MigunaMiguna . Vivaaaa!

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@geraldbitok

2 years

DP. @WilliamsRuto releases his media campaign messages that will run across platforms.

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@geraldbitok

4 years

Nyali MP. @MohaJichoPevu in Murang'a. Huyu jamaa alitoa wapi Kikuyu Sanifu?

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@geraldbitok

2 years

A picture that speaks a thousand words...

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@geraldbitok

4 years

A voter in Kieni Constituency Zakaria Maina Kihenjo, has refunded Sh.10,000 to area MP. Hon. @kaninikega1 . The money was a contribution towards the voter's wedding. Zakaria says, every time he criticises the legislator, he reminds him of the wedding contribution

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Bhangi....

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@geraldbitok

2 years

It's 5AM;as you drive Kenya,you'll notice little shivering shadows of children going to school to learn the parts of a cockroach & the agrarian history of Mesopotamia.Meanwhile their peers in Japan will be waking up at 9AM to go build gadgets that will be sold to adults in Africa

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Gerald Bitok

@geraldbitok

2 years

Meanwhile in Israel 🇮🇱 ....

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Says a man I can pay to edit a podcast just as his master pays him. As a media owner I can only argue with your boss Agha Khan not his page boy.

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2 years

Concentrate on your failing blog sir.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

I stumbled on this TBT 🤣🤣

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@geraldbitok

2 years

I call him Nabii Wa Siasa... @EAukot has said loads of things have seen come to pass. This is one of them.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

PRESIDENTIAL UPDATE: FINAL INDEPENDENT TALLYING PROVISIONAL RESULTS. Note:This is an independent tallying based on Form 34As uploaded by @IEBCKenya on their portal . It doesn't represent the official tallying status of IEBC as an independent institution.

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2 years

To anyone thinking abt hacking @IEBCKenya to change forms 34A: You'll have to hack the site,hack KIEMs that took pictures,hack agents' phones, go to IEBC & steal all the original forms, print your own,organise tallying at Bomas then finally get your own Chebukati to announce you.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

This is serious.

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Gerald Bitok

@geraldbitok

3 years

A poacher's shoe.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

With such talent what's stopping us from building our own Holywood? Anyway Komanda is back.

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@geraldbitok

3 months

I walked into some restaurant last evening around Westlands and I bumped into some young turks who had gone for maandamano and we struck a conversation. 5 young, sharp and energetic boys and girls ready to argue their cases. Two things struck me but the second one is key: one,

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@geraldbitok

2 years

#Thread IMPORTANT QUESTIONS AT THE SUPREME COURT: Judge Lenaola: Did the four dissenting Commissioners ever complain about Chebukati’s action before they walked out?

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@geraldbitok

3 years

BREAKING DOWN THE NEW ELECTIONS BILL: 1. It has removed the obligation of the IEBC to set up or provide for an electronic mechanism to transmit the results.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Incredible talent!

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@geraldbitok

4 years

"Mama, unajua hawa Wachina si watu wabaya sana...."

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@geraldbitok

2 years

I have said time and again that this generation is defining its moment and they don't seem distracted. If the political class won't reconfigure its politics then they'll be cannibalised by the revolution.... 🎥 Rights @EbruTVKenya

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Watu wanatoka campaign wakilia na The 5th ako showroom unwrapping zero mileage kama tropical...

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@geraldbitok

2 years

The red carpet Azimio KICC Video circulating purporting to be preparing for celebration isn't current. It is an old footage during Martha Karua's unveiling.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Cameroon's President Paul Biya's nephew and former Minister Alain Mebee arrives in Court with a glass of champagne in a case where he is accused of embezzling over 200 Billion.

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@geraldbitok

1 year

Back in my hometown, there's a generation rising. I hope the leaders in question move with speed to fix this thorny issue.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Driving past Burnt Forest towards Nakuru as late as 1AM, you'll notice silhouettes of humans waving you down to buy farm products. As you approach, you notice they're all WOMEN.

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@geraldbitok

3 years

They had to confirm the situation to IEBC

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Mhesh kwani unahepa?

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@geraldbitok

2 years

What a speech by President @WilliamsRuto ! There could never have been a better time to be proudly Kenyan! 🇰🇪

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@geraldbitok

2 years

News has it that the delay standoff at Bomas is courtesy of Azimio chief agent Kanchory who has refused to sign the result forms.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Close to 3 years ago Some 2 gentlemen decided kutupa mawe polis steson...

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@geraldbitok

3 years

You have asked for him, but are you guys ready to have the Chief Hustler @WilliamsRuto on #THETACKLE ? Each Like/Retweet is an endorsement.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Pchumba amesema kidoogo tu ilishika aapishwe....

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@geraldbitok

2 years

If you are the lady who sold me mollases masquerading as honey at Kedowa Market, may your eyebrows never match, may your little toe always hit the table and whenever you buy avocados, may they always have big seeds!

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Mwanainchi imesirika....

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Some of us are villagers from humble families, old houses and local towns with failed and broken stories. We are hustling not to impress anyone but to change our stories and where we've come from. Please don't wish us failure.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Our sister Vera Sidika has returned that thing back to the kiosk. Says she almost went to Sayun and has now embraced self love and the rituu she had from Jehovah. Mwanaume focus na kitu ilikuleta Nairobi na safari ya mbinguni. Huku kila kitu ni setting na sinema. Isikuchanganye

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Gerald Bitok

@geraldbitok

3 years

Third woman in the Ndichu assault saga identified as SC. @ahmednasirlaw 's niece. When bad luck chooses you as a companion, even a ripe banana will remove your teeth.

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Gerald Bitok

@geraldbitok

4 years

Government approves Ksh. 200M Pension Grants each to Raila Odinga and Kalonzo Musyoka. Meanwhile NHIF rates raised to Ksh.6,000 in new circular.

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@geraldbitok

4 years

If you leave Tokyo by plane on Sunday morning at 7:00AM, you will arrive in Hawaii on Saturday 4:30PM (the previous day). You literally travel today and you arrive yesterday.

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@geraldbitok

4 years

Lamu hospital records 120 cases of stillbirths, complications every month due to anal sex.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

The greatest lesson today from President @WilliamsRuto is that, you can actually peacefully run a government that serves the whole country without "Handshakes" with cronies.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

QUICK SUMMARY OF AZIMIO PETITION: 1. They claim poll discrepancies citing 33,000 cast for the President alone and not other positions with Kirinyaga County leading with 23,000.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Just curious: Azimio supporters are demonstrating amongst themselves in their own counties, paralysing own businesses, destroying own roads & properties agitating against a govt that sits in Nairobi where everyone is busy minding their business. Where is the logic of their

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@geraldbitok

2 years

I just want a pinch of what Lurambi MP uses...

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@geraldbitok

2 years

AS RECEIVED: The family of Nelly Jelagat is appealing for assistance from the government to bring her back home. Nelly is being held in Saudi Arabia(Location in Saudi Arabia- Al-Kharj~ Abi Dujanah street) against her will.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Azimio La Umoja Coalition reduces the Presidential petition it delivered in a truck into a 40 Page document in accordance with Supreme Court rules.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

The country moves....

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@geraldbitok

2 years

A: We have won! We have won! We have won! B: How many votes? A: WACHANA NA SISI!

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Azimio PG Meeting in progress....

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@geraldbitok

2 years

We are getting into Form 34Bs from this morning. We shall be done by close of business today. Meanwhile mainstream media has stopped the count!

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Karibu Kenia..

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@geraldbitok

2 years

There is something about Africans and their contempt towards their kinsmen.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Riggy G; The most talked about man in the country at the moment. Soft but firm and straight.

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@geraldbitok

1 year

"Wewe unachelewa kama nani?" Truthful Meehn H.E Riggy G.... @rigathi

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@geraldbitok

2 years

UPDATE ON ALLEGED SECURITY WITHDRAWAL FROM FORMER PRESIDENT UHURU KENYATTA: Information is on exit,the previous regime allocated him 120 officers shared among family members.The law provides for only 6.He has now been allocated 20 police officers; still in excess of 14 officers.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

PRESIDENTIAL UPDATE 0630HRS.

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@geraldbitok

3 years

Lakini these beggars of Kanairo wako na Kiburi sana. Hapo Kileleshwa Bypass a guy comes to my window and I tell him, "Sina leo bro...." He replied," Na unavaa suti ya nini? Si utoke tuombe pamoja..." Earth is hard but Kanairo is harder.

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@geraldbitok

1 year

Here is a good explanation on the housing fund....

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@geraldbitok

4 years

First bamboo school desks to be made in Shamakhokho Kenya by Kenyans for Kenyan pupils. They were unfortunately rejected by Kenyan officials who believe desks can only be made out of timber.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

"God save Africa from Europeans offering help...."

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@geraldbitok

2 years

What's this gadget swapped and vamoozed during Bomas fracas?

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@geraldbitok

2 years

By tomorrow 1PM hii kitu itakuwa imegeuka drama festivals. Senior Counsels will be presenting folk songs.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

If you don't have alternative numbers/figures wewe lala tu ungoje Kasarani wacha kubishana social media. Some of us haven't slept a wink just to ensure you have credible data to keep you abreast. Hii game haitambui hasira inatambua facts and figures. Ahsanteni.

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@geraldbitok

4 years

My good friend @DavidNdii told me on #thetackle that the #sgr is a road to nowhere. I am still trying to wipe my glasses. @ahmednasirlaw @DrRoselynAkombe @WMutunga @johngithongo

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Hilarious but always fresh and apt.... If you get it, help with translation on the comment section for those who don't understand.

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@geraldbitok

4 years

Nyinyi watu hamuogopi Rais? 🙆

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@geraldbitok

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@geraldbitok

3 years

The 2022 Presidential contest is shaping up to be a clear generational Face-Off. The young generation is rallying behind @WilliamsRuto while the old are feeling safe with @RailaOdinga . A very first phenomenon in Kenyan politics. Who will blink first?

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Azimio files petition...

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Deputy President Hon. @rigathi set to flag off subsidized fertiliser for distribution across the country.

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@geraldbitok

2 years

A very deep emotional moment for DP. @WilliamsRuto this morning at the Karen residence during prayers for the nation as we head towards the General Elections.

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@geraldbitok

3 years

One of the job seekers I forwarded for a QS job interview said he wanted to be sent fare. Tafadhali zimeni iyo kitu mnavuta.

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@geraldbitok

1 year

NEWS YOU'RE LIKELY NOT TO SEE IN THE MEDIA: 1. For the first time, 100% county funds disbursed to all counties empowering devolution and fixing the pending bills crisis. 2. All salaries paid on time without borrowing(President William Ruto was very categorical that his

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Congratulations @WilliamsRuto !

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Many of you have asked us to host the revolutionary EFF's @Julius_S_Malema on #THETACKLE .We've done multiple E-mails but we've not been able to get to him.I know he would love a conversation with us so please RT until it gets to him. You brought @MigunaMiguna ,you can bring Malema

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@geraldbitok

3 years

When I grow up I want to be as unbothered as Omwami @NelsonHavi . If 'Whatever you are going through eat first' was a person

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@geraldbitok

3 years

This is a rare photo of Mudavadi and Wetangulah eating their former OKA principal. #EarthquakeInNairobi #AzimioMtaaniNyandarua Johnson sakaja lake victoria Toyota

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Gerald Bitok

@geraldbitok

2 years

Congratulations my brother @SakajaJohnson . Go ahead and MAKE NAIROBI WORK!

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@geraldbitok

3 years

DP. @WilliamsRuto appoints former Citizen TV journalist Hussein Mohammed as his Presidential Campaign's head of communication.

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@geraldbitok

4 years

Another Kenyan trying his luck....

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@geraldbitok

2 years

UPDATE 1600HRS. #kenyaelections2022

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Senior @johngithongo has done an interesting petition.Sounds more like a thriller.Anyway for arguments sake; Assuming the 34A forms went through 60K KIEMs,120 websites,200 computers,3k phones & 83 servers...how did it affect form 34A in RO's hands that got to Bomas for tallying?

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@geraldbitok

2 years

Where did the Opinion Polls guys go?

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@geraldbitok

2 years

If data is anything to go by and everything remains constant I predict a @WilliamsRuto win at 50.6-8% against @RailaOdinga at 48.5-6%

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@geraldbitok

1 year

If I were to become the President of Kenya tomorrow morning, I would disband Counties over breakfast on Wednesday morning, within my first 24 hours. I have always opined that devolution was a product of a cocktail of emotions and misplaced ambition. Classic case of a dwarf who

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