George Civeris @georgeciveris Twitter profile

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2 years

To go into all this trouble and then still gender the mermaids…

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3 years

Do you guys think it's worth it to buy an office chair? I would sit in it for 10 hours a day for the rest of my life, but I'm not sure. For context, I have spent seventeen million dollars this month on oat bars that don't taste good.

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2 years

The lettuce after outlasting Liz Truss

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4 years

Much like the actor Darren Criss, fireworks are gay in theory but straight in practice.

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5 years

She’s the one we’ve been waiting for.

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3 years

Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

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2 years

Babe, are you ok? You've barely touched Anna Wintour's go-to lunch of steak and caprese salad without the tomatoes.

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George Civeris

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3 years

Monitoring the feud between Charli XCX Updates and the politics editor of the Los Angeles Review of Books.

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3 years

One of Hollywood's best kept secrets is that Leonardo DiCaprio hasn't been hot in years.

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5 years

Oh yeah why don’t I just “sew” a mask? Are you fucking insane.

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5 months

They won’t stop until they’ve done all the combinations.

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5 months

‘THE HISTORY OF SOUND’ starring Paul Mescal and Josh O’Connor has wrapped filming.

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4 years

Jeff Bezos has signed with IMG Models.

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3 years

A non-accredited, non-research university that does not confer degrees... mama that's a book club.

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3 years

My dad couldn’t remember the phrase “drop dead gorgeous” and said “knock down beautiful.”

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5 years

Ellen missed Dakota Johnson’s birthday party because it was the same weekend she attended that football game with George W. Bush. I’m shaking you guys...

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5 years

@georgeciveris @tsneaux It was Saturday night the 5th, safe to assume Ellen was probably in Texas already ahead of the Sunday Packers/Cowboys game.

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Just got the sweetest message from my dad!

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4 years

Vanessa Hudgens to release explicit version of Sneakernight

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3 years

It’s called grad school, and it does NOT work!

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4 years

Oh my god.

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4 years

A Biden presidency is all fun and games until they reboot Master of None.

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When someone is named Sarah that is such a classic.

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3 years

Now that it’s nice out, I’ve been enjoying spending one million dollars per day.

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6 months

This whole eclipse glasses situation once again marginalizes the “doesn’t plan ahead” community, incidentally the only people who actually appreciate beauty.

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7 months

Does your Web— Connect them all? Yeah, it does.

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3 months

Bumpin that

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3 months

Completely at peace because I’ve known in my heart for weeks that he’s going to drop out on my birthday this Sunday.

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8 months

An increasingly popular opinion I’m seeing is “I thought Madame Web was going to be fun and camp, but it’s actually just bad”…

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3 years

Before you send that work email, take out all instances of “just.” Now add one extremely hurtful personal insult.

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2 years

The New York Times is so obsessed with “one-pot pasta,” they’re like if I even fucking SEE a second pot I am calling the police, which are good by the way.

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3 months

Reading the George Clooney op-ed and imagining if someone threw a party for me and then 3 weeks later published an article in the New York Times that was like “he was being SO weird…”

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George Civeris

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6 years

In This Essay I Won’t: The Life Changing Magic of Not Weighing In

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6 years

Daylight savings can be especially difficult for those of us already hanging on by a thread to our relationship with space and time.

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2 years

I don’t know what kind of “poppers” and “bumps of K” Taylor Swift allegedly did but I will tell you that Carly Rae Jepsen had exactly 1.5 glasses of Barefoot Moscato and that was enough.

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6 years

Being tall? You mean vertical manspreading? No thanks.

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12 days

It’s called being 26 years old, and it can happen to anyone.

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12 days

Chappell Roan’s ability to be an incredibly refreshing voice of reason one moment and then the most annoying, ignorant, humorless weirdo the next moment really should be studied.

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1 month

Companies that make snacks for offices when they discover another legume they can make disgusting chips out of

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3 years

The name Colton was created by Abercrombie & Fitch as part of a tongue-in-cheek marketing campaign aimed at suburban tweens in 2002... No one ever thought it would go this far.

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5 years

Cut the cameras. Deadass.

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4 years

She’s a Barnard graduate from Sacramento who loves Little Women, what do you people want exactly

beautiful perfect angel

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4 years

how is this picture of greta gerwig real

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5 months

I am walking down the aisle to Espresso at my wedding.

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4 years

Early quarantine culture is starting text conversations with “how are you holding up,” late quarantine culture is starting text conversations with “why is everyone so stupid.”

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4 years

It’s warm out... no more thinking until November ❤️

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4 years

Me after I learned I could regrow my scallions

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4 years

Much like Emily in Paris, I have a master's degree and zero brain cells.

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2 years

This poured out of me...

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5 years

Bong Joon-ho showing up to the Oscars

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3 months

I am going to keep listening to Brat until I’m fully illiterate.

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4 years

I love scrolling in bed until 1am and then angrily reading one page of my book.

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3 years

The Amanda Show is a clear predecessor to I Think You Should Leave.

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4 years

Me explaining to my boyfriend why the bad movie we watched is actually good

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4 years

How much, exactly, should I be talking about this?

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4 years

We don't talk enough about how LBJ grew his hair out after leaving office

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6 years

Do men just rank Coen Brothers movies, is that their job

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5 years

Thinking of when I won over an alt guy in high school by saying “it’s like, get a bass!” about the White Stripes, something I had heard Jamie Lee Curtis say in Freaky Friday.

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2 years

The concept of cheating is so huge for straight people, it's like how we have "camp."

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4 years

We should have a reverse Purge where everyone promises to be NORMAL for 24 hours.

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3 years

Spotify Wrapped is like "this year you slayed the house down boots with... O' Sailor by Fiona Apple."

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3 years

The Succession finale this season should end with “mmm watcha say.”

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4 years

Everyone has been hanging on by a thread, and that thread was one hour of sunlight.

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3 months

Biden should walk out to Von Dutch.

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1 year

"Famed 'Sex and the City' costume designer Patricia Field, who has not been working on 'And Just Like That,' dressed Samantha for her scene."

Variety

@Variety

1 year

For one night only, the “Sex and the City” universe will be whole again. Variety has learned that Kim Cattrall will reprise her iconic role as Samantha Jones in the Season 2 finale of “And Just Like That,” Max’s revival of HBO’s “Sex and the City.”

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I have a question here… who are we meant to think is responsible for that lipstick mark? Is there a sapphic implication? Did she somehow do it herself? Or is this simply the visual equivalent of her lyrical style, a sort of orgiastic bacchanal of floating signifiers?

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3 years

Ben and J. Lo should remake Gigli and make it even worse.

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3 years

When doctors write books it’s like… don’t you have patients.

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2 years

LOL

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5 years

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4 years

Just because you are fully vaccinated, does not mean you are not a sinner in the eyes of God.

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4 years

Imagine thinking you could successfully sue someone with that haircut.

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4 years

JUST IN: Arizona secretary of State says Trump campaign doesn't have legal pathway should it bring lawsuit

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2 years

Everyone is always analyzing what it means to be a “pleasure to have in class” when it’s literally just a thing teachers say… You’re also not really a “valued member of the Delta Skylines family” mamacita…

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4 years

My daughter asked me who bean dad was and I made her spend six hours looking it up herself.

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3 years

I do not like it when people act all exasperated about the “discourse.” You logged in to the electroshock therapy site, now pull your weight. Do you think The Eternals is communist or not?

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4 years

Now that David Sedaris is canceled perhaps it is finally time for a different gay Greek-American humorist with quirky sisters whose last name rhymes with Sedaris to shine...

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4 years

Society to Anne Hathaway...

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Charli when you ask her what the color of her underwear is

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4 years

I have a disease where I keep bringing up HBO's Girls in 2020.

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4 years

Pfizer: It’s just me against the music. Moderna: And me.

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3 years

Taking a day off work to process the psychological trauma of not having physical side effects to the vaccine. It was supposed to be MY day.

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3 months

I’m calling for Katy Perry to drop out.

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10 months

The primaries are over, and Glen Powell is the main hot guy if you're a Republican and Jacob Elordi is the main hot guy if you're a Democrat. See you in 2028.

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3 years

Everyone should have a personal chef, and it is literally not my job to figure out the logistics or ethics of that.

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2 years

Something I keep coming back to is that there was actually no reason, rhyme-related or otherwise, to say "Blanchett Cate."

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1 year

There's a she-wolf in the closet.

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4 years

Tony Kanal after he broke up with Gwen Stefani

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I’ve got to be honest I kind of expected to speak.

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3 years

People are always trying to convince me that chickpeas and peanut butter "don't actually have that much protein"... Then how come I once heard somewhere that they do?

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By the way these are the last words I read before I got married.

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Mr Gorbachev….spit on that thang!!

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4 years

The people tweeting “stay at home!” into the void have not felt this energized since their NO H8 photo shoots.

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3 years

Still haunted by the complete and utter silence from the SNL audience when Grimes showed up as Peach.

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4 years

It all started going south with the Bodies exhibit... we were NOT meant to se all that.

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3 years

I cannot believe there was an annoying gay guy on the Britney Spears-themed drug boat.

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5 years

Looking forward to my daily walk like some kind of bisexual.

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5 years

Please stop posting photos on Twitter.. This platform is not about being hot, it’s about being stupid.

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5 years

I like to think Adam Driver is always in character as Adam from Girls *playing* whatever role he’s meant to be playing. A little something to keep me going...

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Prince Harry accepting a job as the "Chief of Impact" at "BetterUp," which is billed as "The People Experience Platform"

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4 years

If you're working on a creative project, one tip I have is to imagine how the meanest gays you know would react to it and then internalize that.

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@hostandguest This is the investigative journalism we need.

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3 years

NO members of the New York Times editorial board at Pride!

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2 years

I actually feel so bad for the gay Try Guy, imagine your livelihood depending on the literal most random straight guys you once worked with who were like into karaoke. SCARY!!!

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