you know what kills me the most about this artwork?
how very, very young wei wuxian was when he was in xuanwu cave. when everything changed. baoshankaro made him look so young here and it just kills me
lan wangji who makes those viral hot boy cooking tiktoks not on purpose but because he likes cooking and has fun editing the videos, and wei wuxian his biggest fan who write the thirstiest comments that always get the most likes and is absolutely not cooking any of that
Modern au where lwj doesnt like people but he does like little animals and bringing injured ones home and one day he finds a tiny little black bunny whose legs are badly broken
He has no way of knowing the bunny is actually the fearsome terrifying Yiling Laozu
lan wangji makes a "very demure, very mindful" tiktok calling out the inappropriate clothing choices on campus and then wei wuxian stitches it to show of his itty bitty crop top and booty short with his cheeks hanging out and three days later they're dating
WAIT I FORGOT THIS FANDOMD DOESNT KNOW ABOUT ME IN PREVIOUS ONE AJSJAJD
in my prev fandom i used to write psychology analysis for the characters using clinical evidence accorsing to dsm and stuff (im a liscensed therapist) and the creator of the show saw it and then
Uncle brings The Machine to daycare and A-Zhan crosses his arms and pouts the entire ride their, trying in vain to bury himself in his carseat.
He does not trust The Machine, or nebuliz-something that Ge told him. It might as well be a demon to A-Zhan.
#mdzs
#wangxian
Wei Wuxian works in film production, but his dream is to make his own films and see them on the big screen.
Then, he gets his big break. The boss says to send his latest script to world famous Lan Wangji.
Except WWX sends him his self insert fic instead...
#mdzs
#wangxian
amateur astronomer wei wuxian who waits YEARS for the solar eclipse to happen and gets so excited only to find out the place he was gonna go to has the worst weather so he asks online for a place to crash that's in the path and lxc offers up his home he shares with his brother
Okay but what if big scary yllz!wwx meets little shy teenji and instead of bring all scary or dominating he rolls over belly up and is like "omg lan zhan haiiiii :3 i cant open this jar pwease help this feeble old man with your big strong muslces and cute little ears"
Wangxian who braved the trials and tribulations of of adoption and finally bring home their precious son, a-yuan ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
they share a bed for the first night, but wei wuxian rolls over shocked because his son has turned into a bunny????
Okay, hear me out:
Lan Wangji who can't watch horror movies alone because he gets nightmares but he reaaaaally wants to so he hires horror movie afficionado Wei Wuxian to be his movie buddy and then accidental cuddle partner
#mdzs
#wangxian
Wei Wuxian treats Lan Wangji like he's the most fascinating science experiment in the world and I think all fellow STEM nerds can agree thats the romance dream
Wei Wuxian: Hey Lan Zhan, is there a limit to how many kids we can adopt?
Lan Wangji, currently buried under a pile of children trying to climb his shoulders as 5 more run around the Jingshi behind him: I do not understand the question.
Wei Wuxian: You're right, forget I asked.
๐๐๐ Happy Valentines Day
#WangXian
where wei wuxian learns the hard (hehe) and fast way why sneaking chocolate in your coworker's drawer with post it notes calling him er-dada~~~ is a ticket to pound town.
It starts real simple actually. Wwx cannot cook, but he can
#mermay
#wangxian
Wei Wuxian who works part time at his adopted family's aquarium as a professional merman while finishing up his marine biology degree.
He loves it! It's the perfect job for him until he wakes up one morning with a tail where his legs once were.
#wangxian
Thinking about post wwx's death, lam wangji ascends...
Ascends and becomes the god of death.
So when Wei Wuxian returns as mxy, the god of death appears among shadow and ash when wwx plays their song
He grabs his wrist, and wwx thinks he's trying to drag him back
wei wuxian post resurrection cause i mean technically he's the age he died but also technically the body is a different age but if we go by numbers actually he's way older and jingyi stop laughing oh no lan zhan dont cry im sorry i didn't mean to mention my death again!!!
a-yuan's favorite movie is the little mermaid 2 with melody and he adores it so much even though lan wangji seems sad when he puts it on but then
a-yuan turns 13 and lwj takes him to a beach where he sees a man sitting on a rock in the sea with a....with a tail?
I'll never get over how wwx's dream was cottage core fantasy and lwj's was the most raunchy kinky teenage fantasy known to man like that boy hid a world's worth of horniness in his clenched fists what an icon
Thinking about
#wangxian
cat cafe au again where lwj becomes a regular at the cafe wwx works at because he's smitten with the handsome and funny cat wrangler
But also: lwj is allergic to cats.
Baby lan wangji having a bad dream so he goes to shufu for help but lan qiren wakes up to see a straight faced toddler at the end of the bed staring at him unblinking in complete silence ใโโ
the potential accidental demon baby traits lwj could have that he can pass on to sizhui
Because I'm obsessed with the secondary couple in No Gain No Love,
#WangXian
AU where Lan Wangji learns his brother is OBSESSED with a BL webtoon full of utter debauchery, and he writes hate comments.
The webtoon's author, Wei Wuxian, sues him.
modern cultivation
#wangxian
au where lan wangji is finishing his dissertation on unconventional cultivation methods and so for a month he shadows wei wuxian....the guy who hangs out at graveyards and cultivates using music to qwell angry spirits.
๐๐๐ PhD student wei wuxian in some science field who decides to write his dissertation on the validity and efficacy of different sex positions and his willing test subject lan wangji. is this anything?
wangxian taking care of each other.
lan zhan gently combing the tangles out of wei wuxian's knotted hair, working slowly with as much time as he needs.
wei ying taking care as he scrubs lan wangji's back, the coarse sponge hardly noticeable compared to wei ying's soft kisses
I wish modern wwx would be stylish but in my heart he owns three pairs of jeans and a bunch of simple shirts jiejie bought him years ago along with the 2 hoodies he alternates between because he cant be bothered with fashion until he dates lwj who makes dressing wwx up a hobby
I love that Wei Wuxian finds Lan Wangji funny, that he brings out lwj's humor. The guys who's lips are petpetually curled up in a smile and whose laughter rings bright being with someone who makes him laugh everyday. And that lwj gets to make someone laugh, after spending being
missing teen
#wangxian
again ahhhh
i NEEED a modern au where teenji is on the school newspaper and has to write a spotlight on their new star swimmer wwx and so he spends practice after practice watching wwx execute perfect dive sfter perfect dive and lwj loses his mind
I think the big difference between Adrien and Felix is that Adrien is made out of selfless love while Felix is made out of selfish love.
#MLBS4Spoilers
#MLBS4Finale
small
#wangxian
thought today. Both lan wangji and wei wuxian get sent to the future, but to separate places.
When they meet, they think the other must be a reincarnated version...and have no idea the person IS the same person they knew who also has their memories
Bot just dm'ed me "Is there a lot of normal chatting on this software?" and honestly yeah wangxian AU where Lan Wangji's brother tells him to put himself out there so he agrees and messages the first person he sees who just so happens to be Wei Wuxian...
Who thinks he's a bot.
Extremely niche au but wangxian meeting in their neighborhood buy nothing group because lwj is slowly clearing out his recently deceased motherโs eclectic trinkets and memorabilia stash and without fail, wwx asks for every single one
What if instead of Wei Wuxian finding Merji, its a precocious little A-Yuan who finds and befriends a quiet fishy friend by their seaside home?
#mermay
#mdzs
Imagining another wangxian mermay au where its the little mermaid with lan wangji being the one to give up his voice to chase price wei wuxian and the cure the curse and wwx is all excited to hear lwj speak only for him to go "mn." and be not that different from before asjdjfjka
#wangxian
#mdzs
Jiang Yanli, who had a good sense for this sort of thing, began filling a journal with recipes and advice for one Lan-er-gongzi as a gift upon his marriage to her A-Xian.
rewatching bridgerton and now I want a
#wangixan
au (with elements of emma) where wei wuxian, who as the adoptive son of the jiangs does not hold any titles and doesn't have plans to marry so decides he won't ever.
instead, he will help his good buddy lan wangji secure his match
#mdzs
Life in the Wei household is basically living every day as if it's April Fools.
Every morning, Wei Changze has to doublecheck if his wife put sugar or salt in his coffee.
Jokes on him. She added sugar instead of salt to his eggs.
dO NOT LET ME turn this into a thread but also
๐ wlw
#wangxian
who are cheerleaders from rival schools and also besties and one day wwx is like wouldnt it be funny to try on each others uniforms?
And lwj agrees and sees wwx dressed in gusu lan colors and loses control
teen Lan Wangji gets turned into a cat on a night hunt and is trapped in Yunmeng and Wei Wuxian takes him back to LP and lwj should be more focused on turning back but also wwx is adept at belly rubs and chin scratches and only laughed once when lwj fell in the water.
I think about teen wangxian in a no war au where gusu does winter conferences while yunmeng does summer and they get to fall in love slowly over the course of a couple years and i think about it a lot okay
In summer school, i asked my teacher a benign question about doing things in a different way so we weren't wasting potential and he got ao mad he sent me to the library to copy 1000 rules with his hall monitor nephew to watch me ๐ Anyway jokes on him hes my uncle in law now lol
i know folks love to quote the "i'll never marry a lan" line as wwx's biggest clown moment but of all the things in mdzs that make me want to scream, this is the biggest one.
mxtx youre masterful set up of stuff like this i bow down to you
#mdzs
Yanli-gugu made A-Yuan these dolls of his dads for his birthday! A-Yuan likes imagining all the different ways his dads fell in love ๐คญ
Thank you to
@uwibbit
for the most adorable commission!
mama lan lives au where wangxian meet as kids is my jam because please imagine mama lan teaching babyxian how to put his fingers on the guqin & laughing at the funny sounds they make
babyji on the other side of the table wondering who he's more jealous of
he bites them both
My humble offering to the
#wangxian
brain rot this morning:
Everyone believes Princeji to be cold and unfeeling, refusing to dance or even speak to beautiful young maidens.
But Princeji is waiting you see.
Siren!WWX who eats the cores of powerful cultivators in vain trying to fill the empty space within him that was once full but then he's faced with the famed Hanguang-jun who keeps trying to dual cultivate with him instead.
Thinking now about Shizunxian teasing his disciple because look at him so cute....only for discipleji to finally, finally, best wei wuxian in a fight and.lan wangji celebrates his victory by claiming his shizun as his prize right then and there ๐
I think with this Adrinette scene in Risk and this Ladynoir scene in Strike Back, we can definitively say that the love square has expanded โค
#MLBS4Spoilers
do you...do you think cangse sanren used to put her hat on little wei ying's head and laugh because it was too big for his smoll head and the veil dragged past his feetsies ๐๐
thinking about wwx's reaction if lwj had a growth spurt between the cloud recesses and the archery competition
wwx bounding up to lan er gongzi and seeing that now lwj is taller so he gets up on his tip toes to make up the difference and leans forward and lwj is losing his mind
retweeted it and read throufh every post on tumblr i'd written and started posting links confirming everything i said as canon ajsjfjakjf and then he followed me (later unfollowed me but its okay we can still be besties boo waiting for my ticket to france)
For their 10 million follower extravaganza they have a special episode where for the one and only time wei wuxian cooks, and everyone learns why wei wuxian is always absent from the cooking videos except to eat everything his boys cook for him
wangxian angel/devil au except lan wangji is a biblically accurate angel who is ginormous with a million yellow eyes and wei wuxian is a devil that just looks like Some Guy TM and idk what im going for here but i think its neat
what if the modern au version of wei wuxian's ghost girlies is like a group of precocious 8 year olds who just follow him around because they think he's the equivalent of a cool bug
Zuk please tell me to delete if you want but wait till tomorrow cause im high and dumb right now but childhood wangxian au where wei ying visits the lan family estate but for some reason everytime he goes his shoes go missing....
Saw a post that mentioned an autistic child that would hide a person's shoes if they liked them and wanted them to stay longer. The harder the hiding spot, the more they liked them. They also handed someone their shoes once ๐ I desire a fic where lwj does this ๐ฅบ๐ค
Anyway Wei Wuxian attends his first pride parade as a cishet ally for his bff trans gay Lan Wangji and leaves with lwj's lipstick covering every visible (and some not so) inch of him and a giant question mark next to his sexuality that he's excited to explore.
AHHHH THE WINTER CLOAK WAITNG IN THE LOVING HANDS OF HIS HUSBAND. WWX'S OWN LAN MONEY POUCH, THE SNOWMAN WITH A RED SCARF AHHH WWX IS SO LOVED WWX ISSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thankfully havent seen anyone support yibo for this and frankly i cant stomach the pictures long enough to see if anyone is but just remember if your parasocial relationship is so important you infantalize a grown man causing actual harm please rethink your everything
Reminder that it was never about reversing the love square.
The love square is going to disappear.
It's going to dissolve.
All that's going to be left is a boy and a girl who saved the world, who come together at the Eiffel Tower,
Who are going to be one.
#MLBS4Spoilers
the plot twist is they are actually dating ๐ , wei wuxian was the one to show lan wangji how to edit, and lan wangji is making those recipes as his boyfriend salivates behind the camera
Saw a harbor seal just peeking out of the water at our boat so quick thought about selkie lan wangji from the lan clan peeking out of the water at the handsome da-shixiong wei wuxian of yunmeng jiang practicing his forms on the lotus pier dock
Saw this last njght and all i could think of was post
#wangixan
break up angst especially if they break up from a misunderstanding and they don't understand why theyre not together anymore.
its like cutting off their kwn limb why would they do that? Except they did.
The ancient sects probably thought they were sooooo clever making the menacing demon into a cute harmless bunny rabbit, well they were WRONG
In truth, wwx quite enjoys being a bunny. Its a simple life. He hops, he eats, he poops, and he sleeps.
Luckily, A-Ying and his family live in the apartment complex across the street from theirs. Lan Huan foresees many future playdates in his little brother's future.
wei wuxian has dimples that only come out when he has weight on his cheeks and so post canon when hes well fed and the pounds finally start to stick lan wangji spends an age poking that new dimple making wwx giggle and marveling all the ways his husband still surprises him.
WANGXIAN EXTRA-ORDINARY YOU AU where they are characters in a webnovel and the Author has written wei ying as the bad boy bully role for the protag (obviously the main ship is jyl/jzx, jzx is mc) but wwx gains sentience and quickly falls for the nameless guy he picks on
Once again thinking of a pushing daisies wangxian au
Wwx who lives with the wens and helps out at their noodle shop and oh yeah helps his estranged foster bro cop solve crimes by reanimating bodies with a single touch for just a minute
Except jc just brought him to lwj's corpse
my only complaint across the mdzs adaptations is that only the manhwa has them wearing red during the archery competition because the combo of wangxian wearing red while wei wuxian touches lan wangji's forehead band is soooooo delicious
Someone whos lived two lives, who better to be the god of life and rebirth, of beginnings and second chances.
He ascends, and alongside lwj they reign for eternity, over both beginnigs and endings.
In season 5 can we please give gloob their own tag? Like
#GloobMLLeaks
or something? Because I actually don't mind most spoilers but gloob always takes it too far into leak territory....
#MLBS4Spoilers
preparing for my written test tomorrow to get my drivers permit so naturally
#wangxian
au where after years of refusing to get his license because public transport is fine and other stuff lan wangji finally gives in and learns to drvie
His teacher is wei wuxian
In Kuro Neko, the French dub is the only one out so far that has both Adrien and Plagg picking names for Cat Walker, and I just think that's really really sweet and you can see how much fun Adrien is having ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
#MLBS4Spoilers
Naturally, when A-Yuan is old enough he stans beside his Baba on one kd those highchair stool things and he and Lan Wangji make a Daddy and Me cooking show where A-Yuan slowly develops into a culinary prodigy by age 10.
And i blew up in that fandom to the point where i had my analyses reposted EVERYWHERE and people from multiple countries dm-ing me to ask if they could translate or use my analyses in their video essays and i was referenced constantly for a little while aksjfkad
mdzs fandom: why are all my favorite creators leaving :(
same mdzs fandom: heres why this person writing something that i would have never read in the first place is horrible and should be shamed lol
Yes its been millenia of being a small rabbit but in all honesty if this were the rest of his days he wouldnt mind. It was better than the hellscape he'd left so...
But then humans invented cars.
(wangixan pregnancy kink mention)
wei wuxian doeant star in any of the videos until they are looking into adoption but wei wuxian, being dramatic as fuck, pretends that he's pregnant for 9 months (he is not, they are waiting for the paperwork) and so then lan wangji starts a
Okay idk if theres even a ship name for it but thats not the point cause modern au where lxc and jyl start dating and
#wangxian
become the overrotective siblign that clashes with each other every time they meet because your ge isnt good enough for my jie and vice versa
But when he spots a bunny limping on the sidewalk, its hind legs twisted and misshapen, wel what is he supposed to do?
The Lan stress the importance of caring for all living things. He recites his speech to uncle again and again as he slips off his cardigan to wrapbthe bunny.
a new series titled "satisfying my pregnant husband's cravings" where he cooks for wei wuxian who suggests the most outlandish cravings to challenge lan wangji and at the end wei wuxian showers him with kisses and pats his (completely flat) belly.
A frivolous invention, truly, when flying swords are far more convenient and absolutely more fun.
Wwx is stuck waiting on the side of the road wondering if these will be his last days and remembering hes still cursed to immortality so what exactly is the line here...
Im not an artist so idk if this even makes sense but
#wangxian
au where wei wuxian makes homemade custom paints ("hey, its like chemistry so im still using that segree for something!") and sells them to lan wangji, an aspiring painter.