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Peter Williams

@gayslinky

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New York, NY
Joined June 2011
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Peter Williams
2 months
How about this weather?
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Peter Williams
6 months
More legs than a bucket of chicken honestly
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Peter Williams
2 months
Scratch and sniff
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Peter Williams
1 year
Giving back to my community all summer!
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Peter Williams
5 months
The straights could never know this pump🔥
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Peter Williams
4 months
I’m sweatin vodka sodies 💦
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GhostFace’s Pocket P*ssy
4 months
Men in skirts >>>>>>>>>>>
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Peter Williams
4 months
My babysitter cancelled
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Peter Williams
3 months
POV I’m antagonizing you
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Peter Williams
4 months
Gonna go have my silly little spritz and do my silly little crossword :)
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Peter Williams
4 months
The a** pic I took for @veg_daddy yesterday is so 😮‍💨 I don’t even know what to do with it
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Peter Williams
18 days
Men what is stopping you from wearing a skirt to work?
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Peter Williams
4 months
This is what I’d look like in a nuclear winter btw
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Peter Williams
2 years
Lights on nobody home GAY! @veg_daddy
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Peter Williams
7 months
Winter sun is so 🥹
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Peter Williams
6 years
To the little boy who just walked through my Amtrak car both crying and eating a bagel: it doesn’t get better.
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Peter Williams
4 months
The air is trying to kill me but hey 75 degrees
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Peter Williams
5 years
Nobody: J.K. Rowling: the golden snitch is a butt plug
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Peter Williams
8 years
This election just reminds me of when we let Taylor Hicks win American Idol
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Peter Williams
1 year
Chord-in headphones? Vintage, so adorable :)
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Peter Williams
6 years
Brunch is cool, but have you ever taken sad-person-sitting-down shower?
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Peter Williams
6 years
Y’all I am JUST realizing that my Facebook still says I’m interested in women. Which I totally am but in more of a borrow-your-clothes way😬
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Peter Williams
9 months
Has anybody seen my broomstick?
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Peter Williams
8 years
Raise your hand if you used to look like JoJo from Horton Hears A Who
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Peter Williams
6 years
The royal child was born at the exact same time as me on my birthday and I just literally can’t compete with another fucking baby
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Peter Williams
6 years
Halloween: a celebration of the day that somebody put Bette Midler in a recording booth with the sheet music to “I Put A Spell On You” and said go off sis🎃
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Peter Williams
8 years
Don't be rude to me I'll fuck your dad
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Peter Williams
7 years
I hate when people aren't gay
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Peter Williams
6 years
Just had a staring contest with a baby on the A train and when I looked away she raised her eyebrows like “gotcha biiitch I don’t have social anxiety yet”
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Peter Williams
3 months
Straight coworker came into my office to give me this pen saying “it’s just soo you” I-
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Peter Williams
7 years
Do y'all remember posting inside jokes as Facebook statuses and tagging your friends so that everyone knew that you had friends?
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Peter Williams
4 months
I accidentally opened g*y p*rn on my phone at work. Straight coworker sees it and says “omg that’s soo you coded”
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Peter Williams
8 years
I haven't seen the mouse that lives in my apartment in like 3 weeks and I'm worried about him
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Peter Williams
7 years
My sister and I just got a full pizza and devoured it so quickly that the waitress came over and asked if it ever came
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Peter Williams
7 years
I just watched a teenage boy walk out of his hotel in Times Square BAREFOOT and I'm just wondering what it's like to feel invincible
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Peter Williams
8 years
We've had one customer at work today and she just left in an ambulance
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Peter Williams
6 years
I 👏🏼 WILL 👏🏼 BUY 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 TRAIN 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 DRIVE 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 THROUGH 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 POPULATED 👏🏼 STREETS 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 NEW 👏🏼 YORK 👏🏼 IF 👏🏼 MTA 👏🏼 DOES 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 STEP 👏🏼 ITS 👏🏼 SHIT 👏🏼 UP 👏🏼
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Peter Williams
8 months
So is cruising allowed on the renaissance train or-
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Peter Williams
4 months
I’d run
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Peter Williams
8 years
I would like somebody to get my a really nice engagement ring but then like maybe we just stay friends? DM me if you're about that
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Peter Williams
8 months
F*ggots
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Peter Williams
7 years
This could be so many restaurants
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sleepy sapphic
7 years
CATE BLANCHETT ATE AT THE RESTAURANT I GOT FIRED AT TONIGHT
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Peter Williams
9 days
💦💦💦
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Peter Williams
6 years
I just ordered Chinese food while still at the gym because I’m what?? A MULTI👏🏼TASKER👏🏼
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Peter Williams
7 years
Anybody wanna come over and blast Avril Lavigne till we go deaf? Hmu
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Peter Williams
7 years
I don't need a college degree to marry rich
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Peter Williams
5 years
I just watched a pigeon slip on ice and deadass didn’t know that they could do that
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Peter Williams
8 years
Everyone I know is a gay man
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Peter Williams
7 years
"How do I become Equity?"
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Peter Williams
6 years
Miranda Cosgrove looks like a plate
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Peter Williams
6 years
Streeteasy ads make it seem like you can just go on Streeteasy and find an apartment without having a panic attack
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Peter Williams
8 years
Nev from catfish is engaged to a female woman and I've lost the will to live
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Peter Williams
8 years
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Peter Williams
7 years
I spend my days switching between Streeteasy and Bumble I'm just like constantly shopping for either a house or a man whichever comes first
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Peter Williams
6 years
I took NyQuil last night and this morning I opened my phone to an all-the-way-zoomed-in picture of guacamole
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Peter Williams
6 years
Fun Fact: Barbra Streisand was originally built to be a weapon of mass destruction during WWII
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Peter Williams
8 years
My landlord just came into my apartment and turned off my toilet
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Peter Williams
8 years
I wake up with crackers in my bed more often than I'd like to admit
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Peter Williams
8 years
God I hope I have the emotional capacity to tell my children I love them
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Peter Williams
6 years
If Jesse McCartney’s “Beautiful Soul” wasn’t your sexual awakening, I assume you can take a punch to the groin without wincing.
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Peter Williams
8 years
I ate an entire block of cheese last night
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Peter Williams
7 years
Drunk texting is a lost art
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Peter Williams
8 years
Just saw a taxi ad for Pippin on broadway so like someone somewhere is not doing their job
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Peter Williams
6 years
Seeking: talented young actors to play my inner demons in the pornographic film adaptation of my life! (Must be excellent dancers and VERY comfortable with puppets)
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Peter Williams
10 years
Hi my name is Peter and I'm a walking sin👋
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Peter Williams
6 years
Me sitting alone in my room: god, I just am not in the mood to be around all these people right now
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Peter Williams
8 years
When everything is going to shit and you just
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Peter Williams
4 months
Chappell Roan stuns in new photo
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Peter Williams
8 years
I'm surprised that I didn't physically hurt myself with how fast I just inhaled nachos at work
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Peter Williams
8 years
When you've been sitting alone watching Netflix all day and you're feeling your darkness
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Peter Williams
2 months
I can do this btw
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If you be on this type of behavior hmu.
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Peter Williams
7 years
Don't smile because it's over, cry because it happened.
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Peter Williams
8 years
I stole this off the street last night and I'm honestly very happy with it
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Peter Williams
8 years
We could all stop calling ourselves garbage/garbage cans/trash or whatever and that would be fine I think
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Peter Williams
6 years
Who are Uber drivers on the phone with?
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Peter Williams
8 years
I took NyQuil last night and woke up this morning with this saved on my phone
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Peter Williams
8 years
I would like the jellyfish jam from Spongebob to be played at my funeral
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Peter Williams
8 years
I'm gonna die alone
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Peter Williams
8 years
Freshman year my friends and family watched SILENTLY while I gained 30 POUNDS
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Peter Williams
8 years
Honestly there will never be a time in my life that I don't geek over lavender hand soap
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Peter Williams
8 years
Yesterday I finished sophomore year and as soon as I walked out of school a bird shit on my face
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Peter Williams
8 years
Side note: I just confused a fully lit candle for my glass of water at work
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Peter Williams
6 years
For dinner I had a cookie and melatonin
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Peter Williams
6 years
Watching an interview with Bernadette Peters where she literally can't remember all the Sondheim shows she's been in on Broadway because there are so many :) :) :) :) :)
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