Halloween: a celebration of the day that somebody put Bette Midler in a recording booth with the sheet music to “I Put A Spell On You” and said go off sis🎃
Just had a staring contest with a baby on the A train and when I looked away she raised her eyebrows like “gotcha biiitch I don’t have social anxiety yet”
I 👏🏼 WILL 👏🏼 BUY 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 TRAIN 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 DRIVE 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 THROUGH 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 POPULATED 👏🏼 STREETS 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 NEW 👏🏼 YORK 👏🏼 IF 👏🏼 MTA 👏🏼 DOES 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 STEP 👏🏼 ITS 👏🏼 SHIT 👏🏼 UP 👏🏼
Seeking: talented young actors to play my inner demons in the pornographic film adaptation of my life!
(Must be excellent dancers and VERY comfortable with puppets)
Watching an interview with Bernadette Peters where she literally can't remember all the Sondheim shows she's been in on Broadway because there are so many :) :) :) :) :)