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comedian / writer / cojonú 🇵🇷

brooklyn, ny
Joined April 2014
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Today's actresses simply don't look into tiny mirrors after society's turned them into a monster like they used to.
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4 years
this chair just made top 3 on ANTM
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“Revulsion and attraction exist side by side”—Hannah Levy
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5 years
This is the precise moment Scorpio season started.
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4 years
The superbowl captions person typing "SINGING IN SPANISH" and calling it a day.
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5 years
The combined forces of a thousand str8 men with podcasts could not match the comedic excellence of this moment.
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2 years
LUPITA'S JOURNEY IN THIS MOMENT !!!
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4 years
Police have used pepper spray on elected officials (NYC + Ohio), shot rubber bullets at people observing protests from their apartment (LA) and attacked people walking home from the store (Dallas). A militarized police force will terrorize a community more than any protest.
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2 years
he tried to warn us
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@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
2 years
Netflix is rumored to be eyeing Greta Gerwig to direct their first 2 ‘CHRONICLES OF NARNIA’ films. (Source: )
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4 years
Latinos for Trump
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3 years
These the same ppl who were mad about a Target?
@RyanLizza
Ryan Lizza
3 years
Via Getty, one the rioters steals a podium from the Capitol
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Gabe González
4 years
This is heartbreaking. This should fill you with rage. Oluwatoyin Salau was a young Black woman who became a visible figure and voice supporting the BLM movement against racism and police brutality in Tallahassee -- even while coping with insecure housing. Don't forget her name.
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Shari
4 years
Oluwatoyin “Toyin” Salau Rest in Power Angel 💔 #JusticeForToyin after tweeting about her sexual assault she went missing for several days and her body was recently found. She was only 19.
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3 years
HBO Max is reportedly in early development to adapt Harry Potter into a live-action television series
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5 years
Liz Warren and Julian Castro watching Trump get arrested.
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Gabe González
5 years
INTO THE MACKLEVERSE
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Bill Hanstock
10 years
holy shit every person in Imagine Dragons is just a macklemore from a different universe http://t.co/QVhGpYhDvQ
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3 years
not this italianx erasure 😩 my thoughts are with @jaboukie tonight.
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Variety
3 years
It’s a-Chris Pratt! The actor will play everyone’s favorite Italian plumber Mario in the Super Mario Bros. animated film.
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2 years
My cat thirty minutes before I'm supposed to feed her.
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7 months
i know exactly who those shoes belong to
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@PeaceGawdPayne
PEACE ♋️GOD
7 months
🧐Ladies what y’all think 💭 ?
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@NBCNews
NBC News
3 years
"Don't kiss or snuggle backyard poultry," CDC warns in salmonella alert.
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4 years
My landlord just waived rent for the month and is open to doing the same or charging us less through summer. This is the only property she owns and I know she's not rich. I haven't cried out of relief like this in so long. Wish NY would guarantee this kind of relief to all.
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3 years
This took me longer than I care to admit.
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Gabe González
6 years
SOME GOOD THINGS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD RIGHT NOW: - Dems took the House - Trans rights were upheld in MA - Kris Kobach ate shit - Voting rights were restored to people convicted of felonies in FL These victories count and will make a difference for millions of people.
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4 years
nyc said masturbate or fuck your roommates
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1 month
this is so sniffies coded
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popculture
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nike air for xy magazine
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4 years
Me reading the results of my colonoscopy.
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Gabe González
2 years
Remember when Gia Gunn traveled to Chile just to terrorize drag queens in a different language? Unmatched.
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Gabe González
3 years
I hope Samantha found a friend group that doesn't spend a majority of brunch slut-shaming her.
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Gabe González
4 years
Me watching establishment Dems and their corporate supporters realize how much money they wasted on NY primaries.
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6 years
It's been more than two years and I'm still not over this tweet.
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6 years
When I was about 5 my parents ordered "tres leches" at a restaurant and I told the waitress "Make it dos, I don't want any." My mom *still* makes fun of me for it.
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Gabe González
7 years
This is shameful. Discouraging people from seeking shelter in the path of this storm is unconscionable and burdens rescuers later.
@PolkCoSheriff
Polk County Sheriff 🚔 Grady Judd
7 years
If you go to a shelter for #Irma and you have a warrant, we'll gladly escort you to the safe and secure shelter called the Polk County Jail
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Gabe González
5 years
I will not apologize for believing Jussie Smollett and I will never stop believing survivors of hate. The burden of proof weighs heavily on them, particularly if they are black and/or queer, and I would rather be proven wrong than cast doubt on those in need of help and support.
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Gabe González
7 months
The senate approving a budget resolution:
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@EvanDerekThomas
Evan Thomas
7 months
The senate counting votes:
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6 years
me when i joined twitter vs. me now
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Gabe González
3 years
Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend on a morning walk.
@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Hugh Dancy and his pumpkins are here to wish you all a Happy First Day of Fall
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3 years
I just wanna take a quick moment to say that I'm gay.
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Gabe González
6 years
If you're bringing an original song to Drag Race and it doesn't have "Parts" in the title I'm not here for it.
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3 years
Picking new headshots! Here's an *unretouched* peek 💁🏻‍♀️ 📸: Leslie Knott ()
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Gabe González
4 years
The Niña, the Pinta & the Hasta La Vista
@CBS6
WTVR CBS 6 Richmond
4 years
BREAKING: A statue of Christopher Columbus in Byrd Park has been removed by protesters and dragged into the lake. This is a developing story.
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3 years
Michelle Visage on Whatcha Packin' this week.
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6 years
cardi writing in her burn book
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4 years
PUERTO RICO IS NOT UR FUCKING TOOL TO "GET BACK AT" REPUBLICANS BY INCLUDING THEM IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE. PUERTO RICO IS NOT D.C. PUERTO RICO IS A COLONIZED NATION. IF UR NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE LENGTHY HISTORY OF PUERTO RICANS DEBATING INDEPENDENCE V. STATEHOOD, KINDLY STFU.
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5 years
This is the Puerto Rican equivalent to getting a Medal of Freedom.
@Lin_Manuel
Lin-Manuel Miranda
5 years
You guys don’t understand... I met @waltermercadotv today & gave me a 🇵🇷cape. That’s it, we’re done here, there’s nothing left to be said, my Abuelas in Heaven are SHAKING CONSTELLATIONS somewhere
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Need the 'We're Here' spinoff where drag performers go around the country shutting down police departments
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“IF YOU TASE ME - I'LL SUE YOU!” How a heated exchange with a popular drag queen helped take down a local police department. "Finally, I got them." | Today at 5:45 p.m. on Action News Jax
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Gabe González
4 years
"...but not before we send out cops with no masks to beat you up and pepper spray you."
@NYCMayor
Mayor Eric Adams
4 years
You will always be accepted, included and celebrated in New York City. We’ll shine bright tonight in your honor. #Pride #LoveIsLove
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4 years
I will never consult with a straight friend if cast as a straight romantic lead. That is my promise to you. You will get my closest approximation to heterosexuality and you will love it.
@IndieWire
IndieWire
4 years
Saoirse Ronan Consulted with Her Gay Friends Before Filming #Ammonite with Kate Winslet
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3 years
Just started Ted Lasso and I'm... very interested in soccer now.
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2 years
Queer representation in fantasy is so important.
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4 years
Cops with no masks. Physically harassing people celebrating Pride. So trigger happy they're likely pepper spraying eachother. This is on you @NYCMayor . This is your NYPD.
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Gabe González
3 years
Reinvention?
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@NewYorker
The New Yorker
3 years
At the age of 60, Stanley Tucci is enjoying a somewhat unexpected late-career reinvention as a sex symbol.
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3 years
Joining SAG and was told I can't spell my name correctly (González) because "á" is a "special character" in their system. The folks I spoke to were lovely, but it's nuts I can't register my "professional" name the way it should be spelled.
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6 years
Abusive men have a habit of making grand gestures in public at the expense of the person they're "apologizing" to. Anybody involved in enabling this attempt at emotional manipulation should be ashamed and endlessly dragged.
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Gabe González
5 years
This account started going viral last night for tweeting about the SOTU. A quick glance at the account's tweets sound... obviously fake. Like, she *only* tweets about Trump and spells it "oppressin"? Something is off. But I wanted to do a quick reverse image search to be sure.
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@gaybonez
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6 years
Watching @Ocasio2018 roast Fox News using Aventura lyrics and I'm thankful all over again.
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2 years
The résumé is unmatched.
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4 years
Tonight I've seen video of the NYPD opening a door from a moving vehicle to strike a protester and push another young woman to the ground so hard she reportedly suffered a seizure and is in the ER. Fuck the NYPD. I mean that with every fiber of my being. Defund and abolish it.
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Challengers (2024)
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5 years
My work ID looks like I got caught smuggling cocaine in the 70s.
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1 year
George Santos all of today
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5 years
Shawn Mendes could never.
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cannot believe I watched all of White Lotus S2 and it took the pope to teach me how to say f*ggot in Italian
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3 years
All done 😘
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Gabe González
3 years
Picking new headshots! Here's an *unretouched* peek 💁🏻‍♀️ 📸: Leslie Knott ()
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3 years
The issue is not that every Latinx project needs to "represent us all" (plenty don't) or that "people won't let Latinos win." But if a movie takes place in (and is titled after!) one of the most prominent Black Dominican neighborhoods in the U.S. — shouldn't it center those ppl?
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Gabe González
5 years
Is there a gay discount on homophobia?
@EllenDeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
5 years
Whatever @PrattPrattPratt is selling, I’m buying.
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4 years
This is what white gays in Bushwick eat for dinner.
@PortlandPolice
Portland Police
4 years
More items recovered that were thrown at officers: Full beverage cans, bricks, bottles, rocks, food.
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5 years
This is Gabe's mother. I am taking over Gabe's account for the next 48 hours to speak about the attacks against my handsome, gay son.
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3 years
MY MOM JUST THREW ME A SURPRISE 30TH BIRTHDAY AT A RESTAURANT IN TAMPA BECAUSE WE WERE ALL STUCK INSIDE LAST NOVEMBER 😭
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Gabe González
5 years
Me visiting my one gay cousin.
@hellotones
el hijo de PueblaYork 🗽🇲🇽
5 years
bad bitches link up
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5 years
I CAN DO BOTH !!
@drinkwaterslut
reminding you to drink water
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S T O P B E I N G A S L U T A N D S T A R T D R I N K I N G W A T E R
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This is the first time I've ever shared this and I'm shaking as I type this but I'm tired of keeping it myself. I was sexually assaulted at a Pride party in 2014 behind a U-Haul at a "radical, queer" event. I have no memory of the assault because I was blackout drunk.
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3 years
Kathryn Hahn had made me feel infinitely more seen in the MCU than that one gay at the snap therapy session.
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Gabe González
3 years
Okay I already found the show's miserable gay character relatable, this is getting out of hand.
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5 years
Mine would read: "I am a FAGUETTE I ride the SUBWAY I eat ASS and I love PRESTIGE ACTRESSES if you don't like it NEITHER DOES MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER"
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Nag Champa Enjoyer
5 years
god these are fantastic. i want to make one that's like "NEWS REPORTER i drive a HONDA i eat RAMEN NOODLES and i like LAX PUBLIC RECORDS LAWS if you don't like it MOVE"
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6 years
i'm sorry i had to
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6 years
SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO ACT LIKE PUERTO RICANS HAVEN'T BEEN PUTTING THIS ON EVERYTHING FOR YEARS? HEINZ DID NOT INVENT THIS. THEY ARE LATE.
@RiotFest
Riot Fest
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Heinz invented a new condiment comprised of ketchup and mayonnaise.
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4 years
Haven't shaved in two weeks. I'm at a crucial juncture and relying on the internet to affirm me/my choices, as is gay custom. Do I shave entirely or cultivate a new monster above my top lip?
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4 years
Crows confirmed Latinx.
@qikipedia
Quite Interesting
4 years
Crows not only hold grudges, they tell their friends and family about them.
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5 years
We really need to acknowledge the work Zootopia did to normalize hot, anthropomorphic cats in cinema.
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Gabe González
6 years
Before this primary I got to sit down with @Ocasio2018 . She was gracious, engaged, incisive and inspiring. Most importantly, she cares about representing the needs of her community. She was ready to do the "impossible" then. It's happening now.
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Wouldst thou like to live religiously?
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Gabe González
6 years
HOLY WUT the video I directed for @REMEZCLA on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was featured on @TheDailyShow this week! 😱 We made this with a three-person, all Latinx crew so YEAH I'M GONNA BE LOUD AND EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
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Gabe González
6 years
The true gag is seeing a white gay who came at me with "stop overreacting Trump won't be that bad" in 2016 standing behind a "Fuck Trump" rainbow sign with his friends at Pride this year. Told ya, sweaty. 😘
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Call Me By Your Name (2017) Dir. Luca Guadagnino
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A trailblazer.
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@emilynussbaum
Emily Nussbaum
4 years
What other TV shows have good coats.
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6 years
i want to live in the alternate universe where ariana grande and troye sivan co-host a tv variety show.
@troyesivan
👼🏼
6 years
Michael Buble covers the #1 song in the country
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Gabe González
5 years
Surprise! This isn't "Misha" a "black trans qween" in Inglewood. The photo being used is a photoshopped image of Charlene Jacqueline Arcila-Ecks, founder of the largest trans health conference in the U.S. She passed away in 2015.
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Me getting ready to yell at Joseph Robinette Biden about immigration, climate change, the carceral system and healthcare on January 20, 2021.
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Gabe González
5 years
This honestly just sounds like a white dude performing a bad stereotype of what he thinks AAVE sounds like. Which... explains why a lot of Trump supporters bought it.
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If there's ever another live action Addams Family they should be deeply superstitious Puerto Rican Catholics who live in a haunted brownstone uptown and I HAVE IDEAS.
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Gabe González
7 years
In today's episode of "White Republicans Commit More Sex Crimes Than The Trans Folks You're So Worried About"
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Towleroad
7 years
Married GOP Senator Ralph Shortey Turns Himself In, is Charged with Child Prostitution: WATCH
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5 years
This person likely just googled "black trans women," grabbed a pic, photoshopped some bad makeup onto them and THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE??? This isn't just offensive and disrespectful to Arcila's legacy... it's dumb. Please report this account as a fake.
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5 years
This is a headline in the news TODAY. Straight people actually think this. I don't want to relitigate Twitter drama, but perpetuating this idea is dangerous. Joking about it requires a clarity of purpose and an awareness of how non-LGBTQ audiences perceive this stereotype.
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7 years
Released ep. 1 of The Gabe Agenda yesterday. Based on my mentions looks like I pissed off some white nationalists. 😘
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Gabe González
5 years
Trump supporters really have to MAKE PEOPLE UP to retweet. Fucking Jack Posobiec RT'd this account last night.
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4 years
Gay Twitter every time we identify a face in that mid-pandemic house party video.
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Gabe González
5 years
Beto found wigless.
@gabebergado
gabe bergado
5 years
just thinking about gwyneth paltrow doing iron man 3 interviews in spanish
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3 years
If you don't think I'll spend 45 minutes waiting to talk to your billing department about a mysterious $9 charge YOU DON'T KNOW WHO RAISED ME.
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Gabe González
5 years
SHE'S HERE! 😍
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5 years
I can't wait for someone to sample this during a DJ set at a circuit party.
@JordanUhl
jordan
5 years
nobody: joe biden:
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Gabe González
5 years
Lin Manuel walking Michelle Williams to the stage is giving the strongest Gay Best Friend energy despite his unfortunate heterosexuality. ALSO BUSY PHILLIPS!
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