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gaudino

6 months

Trent's right, after coming from two goals down to beat Villa to win the title on the final day infront of a bouncing stadium, I merely shrugged and said 'Alas, our wage bill's 15% higher than theirs'. #mcfc

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gaudino

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28 days

Not a single person really believes it's fine for a police officer to stamp on a handcuffed person's head. What we have is a vocal minority of people who think it's fine for a white person to stamp on an Asian person's head. That's the sort of country we've become. Truly vile.

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6 months

@randomstuffxzxz That's typical of Betty as well. A notorious rule-bender. In the bin, thanks very much.

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19 days

There's no such thing as the Muslim Defence League, you bad meffs. Literally just another thing bigots have made up. If fascists are bussed in to riot in towns they're going to meet pockets of resistance from people wanting to protect their communities, it's as simple as that.

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6 months

@sophierebeccaf 12 noon as a general rule, 10am if it's served with a fried breakfast, 8am Christmas Day, airports or holidays.

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28 days

If the roles were reversed in that situation, a police officer of an Asian background stamped on the head of a handcuffed Caucasian person, the exact same people would be making completely opposing arguments. It's transparent as fuck and any intelligent person sees through it.

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5 months

@tomvictor Wayne Rooney was the last footballer ever born, imho.

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4 months

When City were all sorts of shite, Rangers and Wimbledon wanted to buy us, the board said no. Multi-club ownership is wrong. For every Girona there's a handful of clubs like this, being mismanaged and having their identity eroded. Could've been us. We should stand up to it. #mcfc

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4 months

A dark night for Troyes. Their home match vs Valenciennes is abandoned as fans throw flares onto pitch, and some players throw them back into stands! Troyes are on the brink of successive relegations. Owned by the City Football Group, fans ironically chant "Merci City".

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2 months

@BeardedGenius Don't know why it cracks me up so much that some people make having a few pairs of Adidas trainers their entire personality.

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5 months

@MikeKeegan_DM Interesting that Liverpool and Arsenal wouldn't be in favour of helping lower league clubs out given they've got such deep-rooted ethics...

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26 days

Said this before, but the day Manchester City plays a home league match outside of Manchester is the day i'll stop supporting them. Let's stop this bollocks idea that overseas fans are as important as local supporters. #mcfc

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@gaudino__

7 months

@AmosMurphy_ Yep. Shows how seriously the clubs take the environmental stuff. I'd honestly find a way of working it into PSR - fine clubs for domestic plane journeys, give them rebates for greener travel.

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1 month

Silly season is upon us again... Arsenal fans: "We'll win the league". Liverpool fans: "We'll win the league". United fans, somehow: "We'll win the league". City fans, after four on the spin: "Tricky. Think we might need another midfielder and maybe a full-back".

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@gaudino__

28 days

@UK_Women_UTD You're not well.

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1 month

As much as I love Kevin De Bruyne, I don't know if I trust any Blue who puts him ahead of David Silva. I didn't see Colin Bell play in the flesh, so I wouldn't get into Bell versus Silva, but David's our greatest modern player, and it isn't really even close for me. #mcfc

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10 days

Marti Arreglado (El Diario Vasco) : "Zubimendi will only leave for the club in his heart - Manchester City. The other English clubs do not interest him. If no offer arrives at any point, he will stay at La Real for the remainder of his career". #mcfc

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@gaudino__

3 months

@NickyBandini I'd agree if they had nothing to play for, but if Villa fail to win tomorrow, given they have a tough last game, surely Spurs would have to go for it. The manager and players will all have bonuses depending on CL qualification, plus budgets for next season, etc

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1 month

@HazLFC97 You're English then, you plant pot. Happy to help.

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2 months

@ItsLB_City He had a reputation for having an error in him in Germany - a defender who had all the physical and technical attributes but was prone to clocking off. Him and Pep have ironed that out of his game. He's been our best centre-half for the last twelve months.

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6 months

@GreenJ92 If there's one thing I can't stand it's financial chicanery.

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6 months

When daft eggs say it's a shite Champions League season, what they actually mean is that they want Liverpool, United, Milan, Juve, etc, in the latter stages season after season for eternity. The same earnest types will tell you how shit it is that City always win the league.

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@gaudino__

6 months

@jakeperry97 @joebutters Wouldn't claim I'm not biased, but the simple facts of it are Foden's a better number ten than Bellingham, a better left winger than Rashford or Grealish, and a better right winger than Saka. If England don't build around him everyone involved wants locking up. Truly world class.

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11 days

We've got to sign Wharton. Rarely been more convinced about a player so early in their career. Can see the argument that it may not be the best move for his development, but in terms of skillset absolutely 100% yes. Offer them Phillips plus cash, or pay whatever they want. #mcfc

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@gaudino__

24 days

@City_Xtra @AlbicelesteTalk Maybe don't consistantly give the ball away when you are selected for the biggest games, idk.

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2 months

@DaveWolinski Still a bit of a fever dream that one season Otamendi somehow transformed into an ultra-reliable, pretty progressive centre-half. Not completely convinced it happened.

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@gaudino__

4 months

Foden's extraordinary, isn't he? He's like a combination of Silva and Gascoigne. That thing he does where he flicks the ball around a pressing opponent with the outside of his boot and before they even decide which way to turn he's taken a second touch. Magnificent. #mcfc

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@gaudino__

7 months

@City_Xtra @KieranMaguire UEFA? Are you sure that's a real company? No doubt based in Abu Dhabi and owned by the Sheikh's aunty.

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@gaudino__

5 months

@francoisplateau Actually £11.7m a year for the group of clubs and fully accounted for, but you carry on with your weird transphobic bedroom journalist stuff...

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@gaudino__

6 months

@slbsn If you'd sent someone into Chelsea with the express aim of purposely mismanaging them out of regular top four contention they could barely have done a better job. Boehly's ego has stripped the club of its' identity completely.

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@gaudino__

3 months

@slbsn At some point in time I think we've probably all accidentally left a 165-page dossier on the breakfast table for our other half to pick up and write about in a national newspaper.

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@gaudino__

26 days

Interest in United in the States is dwindling isn't it? Footage from their open training session today ahead of their friendly against Arsenal tomorrow. Had more people in my kitchen. #mcfc #mufc

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5 months

@TeleFootball @JBurtTelegraph @_ChrisBascombe Just to be clear, this would be the third highest compensation ever paid for a manager anywhere in the history of world football, after Nagelsmann to Bayern, and Potter to Chelsea.

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@gaudino__

24 days

@StevenMcinerney Also completely ignores the fact that Villa's owner and City's chairman are very good pals, and that the two clubs are very much aligned on certain current footballing issues.

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@gaudino__

3 months

@StevenMcinerney Sounds like he's pushing the club to give him the best contract, and fairly so.

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@gaudino__

4 months

@WilliamHill @markgoldbridge Even before Abu Dhabi stepped foot in the building City were a much bigger club than Chelsea. Only someone with a very lax understanding of British football history would argue otherwise.

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@gaudino__

3 months

@Andrew_G1384 @NickyBandini The players will. They'll get bonuses and in some cases increased contracts if they qualify for the Champions League. Also, Ange will. You don't build a winning mentality by chucking games.

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@gaudino__

5 months

Now that the press release has aired I'm delighted to announce my new job at City as Ticket Compliance Manager, starting June 1st. First up on my agenda will be banning anyone who gives their tickets to pals for 'face value' instead of letting the club resell to tourists. #mcfc

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@gaudino__

2 months

@kjcmcd @SkyFootball Shilts would love this. Very much a man of deprecating humour.

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@gaudino__

16 days

@sarahdonnelly24 @TelegraphDucker Always, always, always Irish United or Liverpool fans.

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@gaudino__

1 month

@Zonal_Marking He won't struggle to find a new employer. You can't buy the sort of experience that comes with playing every international tournament since Euro '96.

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27 days

@City_Xtra This stinks a bit to me. The stories will have almost certainly come from the club, and were briefed to one of it's most friendly journos. PR designed to turn supporters against one of our greatest modern players. Not a fan.

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@gaudino__

4 months

@StevenMcinerney Might be wrong, but in his case I think he may have just found it tough being away from home. He's from Dudley, was at West Brom for nine years, Villa fan. Can't be coincidence that he's playing his best football now he's back home. We paid a lot for him, so lots of pressure.

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1 month

It's quite funny seeing the United-friendly journalists trying to paint a picture of new-found frugality at Old Trafford when they overpaid for Zirkzee, paid far more than anyone else was willing to pay for Yoro, and in both cases paid agents €10m or more to get the deals done.

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@gaudino__

3 months

@wrocky366 @RealTolmie It's not possible to get a points deduction for non-cooperation alone. There's no way it can infer a sporting advantage. If your understanding of the basics are that lax you probably shouldn't be taken in any way seriously.

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@gaudino__

3 months

@sidlowe If national service ended in 1960 then nobody under, what, 82 would've done it. Only fair that we start with them and work down.

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@gaudino__

2 months

@DanielHarris @Danny_McMoomins Different needs for different folks, innit. Depends what you like, and who you support. United haven't really been famed for intricate, intelligent football. Makes sense their fans would prefer punt and rush each to their own.

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3 months

@barneyronay Sometimes you make really salient points, Barney. Other times it just looks like you've had a restless night and shouted the first thought that's popped into your head.

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@gaudino__

3 months

City have been looking at a lad called Alex Valle from Barcelona B. Left-back, 20. Been out on loan this season. Got a €3m release clause. Barca scrambling around to offer him a new deal. Anyone any idea if he's much cop? #mcfc #fcb

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@gaudino__

7 months

@edcumming Hopefully nobody reports his gym for breaching the terms of their liabilities insurance.

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@gaudino__

5 months

@LeilaniDowding @UKLabour 90% of the UK aren't practicing Christians. Happy to help.

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@gaudino__

6 months

@StevenMcinerney It seemed civil, but it increasingly came down to Nick's opinion versus @slbsn 's knowledge of the law, and as soon as Nick found himself on the back foot he's become unnecessarily personal. I've seen him do this several times with anyone who's dared argue with him over the years.

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2 months

@BeardedGenius I'd put Gary Younge in charge of the country tomorrow. Absolute national treasure.

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20 days

@CinemaShogun @MissSexWoman @elliegoulding Dude, be honest, you're just angry because you've never got laid. Please get a life.

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1 month

@StevenMcinerney Genuinely think it's a top five all-timer.

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@gaudino__

3 months

@StevenMcinerney I'd like to hear a bit more critique of the club from within the fanbase generally. There's virtually none. Fair enough if people want to wait for a verdict. The trophies and the football are great, but those things shouldn't mean we can't ask tough questions of how we got here.

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20 days

@richardajkeys @mcandidate It's nice to see that someone's standing up against the biggest issues in the game, Richard. Not many men of integrity left.

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@gaudino__

6 months

@Londonblue_2 It was found to not be offside. PGMOL issued a full apology to Everton for their error. It's bizarre that some of our fans cling to this sort of nonsense. It was a bad decision.

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4 months

@FootballCliches @GaryLineker Feel your pain, lads. We had the area manager pop in a few weeks ago.

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3 months

@o_reachtaire The saltiest tweets are always, without fail, Irish.

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4 months

United put on a return coach this morning from three meeting points in town for Real supporters over from Spain, 75% off the usual price for the club tour plus a £5 voucher for the megastore. About thirty in attendance. Talk about get in there and make it about you... #mcfc #mufc

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6 months

@RealTolmie Fuming if so. Been looking forward to playing Wythenshawe Amateurs and St Helens Town.

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@gaudino__

5 months

@the_cannon @amylawrence71 @Arsenal @ManCity Rocastle made a huge impression in such a short time here at City. Perhaps he was past his very best, but he was definitely a special player and showed some real moments of magic during a period when, let's be frank, we were absolutely hopeless otherwise.

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1 month

@City_Xtra @JacobsBen Would make absolutely no sense. The complete opposite of a Pep goalkeeper, consistantly makes mistakes. Ortega's better than him and would deserve a run as first choice should Ederson leave. Suspect the source is bad.

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@gaudino__

6 months

@mrbloodred Taking about City means their clicks go through the roof, it would appear.

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@gaudino__

6 months

@rajsinghchohan @ManCity_e Not sure about a BBC employee/regular guest having a pop at the English level of an overseas football fan, to be honest. Seems very below the belt.

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@gaudino__

5 months

I see the knuckle-draggers are bullying McInerney again. Couldn't meet a lovelier lad. Literally just posts upbeat stuff about City, and bits and bobs about gaming, music and his young family and a core of nasty flag-shagging bastards hound him. Pathetic shit. Grow up.

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5 months

@hendopolis One death was enough. It's shameful that it's taken this long for people to start finding their morals.

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@gaudino__

5 months

@ForeverRed29 @MikeKeegan_DM Most of City's charges are nothing to do with PSR. Happy to help.

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@gaudino__

6 months

Honestly wouldn't have Mbappe at City even on a free. Supreme talent, but brings so much baggage. When someone's proven themselves bigger than their club they don't walk through the door elsewhere without huge ego. Madrid is the only move that makes sense. A car crash elsewhere.

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3 months

@StevenMcinerney Sublime footballer. Offer 'em £60m now. Was clearly a top player even before he kicked a ball in anger for Palace. We've got to start scouting the Football League properly. So many ballers in recent years have shown they can step up.

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5 months

@guardianopinion @sidlowe Fair play. It's virtually impossible to support a party who are now centre-right at best and further right than some actual Tory governments. Going against striking workers should have been a huge red flag for any sane person, but supporting genocide has to be the final straw.

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5 months

@slbsn I wish they'd get the number right. They're doing us out of 14 charges. Bloody sick of it.

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@gaudino__

8 days

@StevenMcinerney I definitely get it, it's a shame to see a player's momentum stall, and a youngster get hurt, but also worth remembering that he'd have been our fourth choice winger. Disappointing as it is, it happens, and we've got to see it in perspective. We do very well with injuries.

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7 months

@guardian_sport Wonder if - like Wenger - Klopp will put all his morals in the bin and accept loads of Qatari cash.

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@gaudino__

6 months

@slbsn @howiehok3434 Heh. If he's innocent why's it taken four years for them to get to trial when other people, elsewhere, for completely different and incomparable things, have been sentenced. #9bobnote

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15 days

@AnonymousUK2022 Lovely stuff. A consistently bigoted piece of shit.

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@gaudino__

3 months

@MatchroomBoxing @TonyBellew Always thought this was a premature stoppage. He could've got up if they'd given him two or three weeks to clear his head.

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7 months

@CFCericko @slbsn Luckily, I can help you with this one as I worked out a rough breakdown for something I'm writing about PSR. £833m went on senior players. £63m went on academy players. Happy to help.

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3 months

@NickMiller79 Thanks, Nick. As someone who worked on the deal I can assure you negotiations were tense, but we got there.

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@gaudino__

6 months

@bluemoon_mcfc Pathetic. And that's with hawking tickets around to local schools all week as well. You think they'd sell out given they've got 300m fans.

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4 months

Nothing good can come of watching or listening to Arsenal's game against Bournemouth. Don't do it. Even if they go a goal behind. Spare yourself. They'll get nine points, we need to win four games, there's no middle ground. #mcfc

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6 months

@MUFC_RA Nine of City's 80+ sponsors are based in the UAE, and only two of those equate to more than £10m a year. Sorry to burst your bubble, fella.

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5 months

@unclecharlieboy @Murd73 @Corballyred They do most weeks.

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3 months

@The_Paris_Angel Last thing you want at 10am first day back in the office after four nights on the pints is drum and bass.

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6 months

@UpsonPhill @fesshole But then, the other side of the coin is you've got no friends.

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6 months

@kvlmason I can concur. I've seen her clothesline a nun.

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1 month

@BTay10_ A nonsense term used only by Americans.

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4 months

@StevenMcinerney Selling for £45m was a no-brainer if he was refusing a loan. We all knew he was good. Nobody knew he'd be one of the best in the PL in a few months, much as many claim otherwise. He's excelling precisely because he left and is playing in his best position in a less rigid team.

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5 months

Foden became one of the most decorated footballers in the history of the English game, played 250+ games for arguably the greatest side the PL has seen and people umm and err about his England place. Kobbie Mainoo scored at Wolves and he's the new Clarence Seedorf... #mcfc #mufc

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5 months

@RTEsport @RTEplayer Should go down well with all the gloryhunters who randomly chose to support the two most successful clubs in England.

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@gaudino__

4 months

@RealTolmie I trust Tolmie. He's been the best City source for years, and he reports things in good faith, but anyone believing the recent PR from the club should exercise caution. Trying to silence journalists (much as some are clearly biased) doesn't suggest confidence but the opposite.

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2 months

@ku05130593 @ItsLB_City Those two errors were a year apart. He makes two or three a season, like Dias does, like Walker does, like Stones does, like Ake does, like Gvardiol does. At Dortmund he was known for it much more, a bit like, say, Upamecano at Bayern. He's City's best all round defender.

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5 months

@slbsn We've gone from being the ultimate system team; precise movement and intricate build-up, to a team who rely on individual brilliance in big games. It felt like our only chance of winning yesterday was if De Bruyne or Foden or Bernardo pulled a rabbit out of a hat somewhere.

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3 months

@slbsn Social media has made people think that lots of words means lots of insight, and this guy as much as anyone on here shows that it's often a sign of the opposite. He's literally just lifted that from one specific Daily Mail piece.

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7 months

@mrahsannaeem @slbsn It's amazing how the journalists flip so effortlessly from it being a completely unfair playing field and nobody being able to compete with us, to Arsenal or Liverpool having better players and being nailed on for the title.

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4 months

@R_o_M Let's be honest Scott, even most of your fellow Reds think you're a gormless bellend.

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4 months

Forest are a decent side. Points don't tell the full story. Defended stoutly, competed in midfield, gave Walker one of the toughest games, Wood just left his boots at home, but he's been excellent lately. Hope they stop up. Great ground, good supporters, proper club. #mcfc #nffc

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3 months

@RealTolmie I'd like to believe this, but how's it possible to know when the case hasn't yet been heard?

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3 months

Ali Benarbia's deal at City was two grand a week, according to David Bernstein. City only signed him because Peter Reid, then Sunderland manager, didn't turn up to meet him for a trial. Free transfer. Surely one of our greatest ever signings pound-for-pound? #mcfc

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7 months

@slbsn I thought governments getting involved in club finances was a bad thing?

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