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HEAD coach || Dawgs || ‘98 Corolla || 25x Man of The Year || step into the gauntlet bitch nuts

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@gasmansevo
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10 months
Dude I went to HS with posted this on Facebook. Kinda goes hard
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@gasmansevo
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10 months
The radical left doesn’t want you to know that Jersey Mikes has free delivery every Monday during January
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@gasmansevo
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9 months
I’m gonna have to fuck this ice cream aren’t I?
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
“Weeee should getttt a bagggg”
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@gasmansevo
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4 months
Keeping it traditional this am
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@gasmansevo
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5 months
Made and devoured this at about 8:30 this morning. Sourdough bread toasted with butter, basil pesto sauce, light spicy brown mustard, Black forest ham, salami, prosciutto, pepperoni, provolone, lettuce, oil, vinegar, balsamic. Sensational
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Ya look at this gingerbread house on Milledge 😱
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@Culture_Crit
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1 year
Does humanity have any greater architectural legacy than the Gothic cathedrals of Europe?
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Funeral this weekend for a 27 year old who took his own life. Check on your boys bc ya never know.
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@gasmansevo
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10 months
Most random meal of all time. Charcoal grilled wings, Brunswick stew, fried eggs, andouille sausage with a protein shake to wash it down
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Been a week since my mom unexpectedly passed away and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Thankful for family and some damn good friends for being by my side through it all. Couldn’t do it without em. Make sure people know how much you love them while you can.
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@gasmansevo
Coach Vice
1 year
Just got word that the radical left is FUMING over Coach whippin out the cheese grater and putting some fresh parm on his Red Baron 🤣🤣🤣
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
this is somehow worse than the actual cheating
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@gasmansevo
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9 months
I tell you what… this place is growing on me
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@gasmansevo
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9 months
New trailer is coming along nicely
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Jersey Shore but it’s just me and 3 buddies in Athens for the summer as 24 year olds living at the Fred
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@gasmansevo
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8 months
Told the sweet lady it was my last day and she hooked me up with all this for $5. Truly an incredible woman doing the Lord’s work. Gave away a biscuit to the person next to me bc that’s just the kinda guy I am thanks
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Just ONCE I want to play spike ball shirtless on the sig ep front lawn with the boys. PLEASE god I don’t ask for much 🙌🏼 💯
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Hahahahah they fucked around and let us make it to Friday again?? Those fuckers will never learn
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@gasmansevo
Coach Vice
11 months
Server asked “you take home or you finish?” when he saw my empty plate. Listen buddy, this burrito “grande” never stood a fucking chance I ate the damn thing 🤣🤣🤣
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@gasmansevo
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9 months
Burner twitter taught me that’s it’s not actually the rednecks/blue collar class that keeps energy drinks and soda companies in business. It’s actually the corporate white collar degens that are addicted to Diet Coke and Celsius
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@gasmansevo
Coach Vice
1 year
Me when I walk into the bar and see so many women that my weather app might overheat
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Daniel Jones looking at the 49ers defense has me cryin 😂😂 #NYGvsSF
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@gasmansevo
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10 months
Coach’s 2024 Goals - get closer to God - make my mom proud - graduate drug school - sign a 200k+ contract - bench 300 - read 5 books - hang with the fellas - coach Thanks - Coach
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@gasmansevo
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11 months
Y’all mind if I hit the bev store at 10:30?
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
New drug idea: narcan but for cocaine. You take it when the birds start chirping and bang you’re ready for bed.
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Just housed some Arby’s. Place gets a lot of unwarranted slander. Not in my house. Not on my watch. Not today. Not ever.
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@gasmansevo
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11 months
The SEC is suffering from a serious yankee epidemic. We need to deny admission to any kids north of NC and restore this great country to what it once was
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
I really want to show up to a random rush event in Athens and try to get a bid
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@gasmansevo
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6 months
The libs are so pissed that Jimmy John’s #7 with mayo, dijon mustard, crispy jalapeños, and jalapeño ranch with no tomatoes is better than anything Jersey Mike’s can offer you
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@gasmansevo
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11 months
Bro why is my bookie so fucking obsessed with me??
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@gasmansevo
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10 months
The things I’d do to be otw to NOLA for formal with the fellas and the lucky women who get to be our company. 8 ball in the duffel. Leaving the site early to go home and reminisce thanks
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@gasmansevo
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10 months
@CoasterToaster2 Bro has never enjoyed a Philly cheesesteak
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@gasmansevo
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5 months
If y’all don’t want me to enjoy this before 9:00 on a Sunday you should speak up now
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
@Huntaaahhh Coley was a bigger issue than Fromm
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Whipped up my mom’s poppyseed chicken casserole today bc someone had to do it. Managed to not completely butcher it and there were no leftovers so that’s a dub
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Tapped
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1 year
This bread pisses me off. Where’s the character?
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@gasmansevo
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7 months
Excluding cheesesteaks, Jimmy John’s is superior to Jersey Mike’s
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Well, didn’t expect to get doxed this way but at least they used a decent pic of me.
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Dua Lipa shares new photos with boyfriend, Romain Gavras, for her birthday.
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Nacho fries, double bacon jam burger, and three (3) Athena’s for $20. This place fucks
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@gasmansevo
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5 months
Paper plate goonin this mornin
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Smoked some chops. To be fair I’ve smoked LOTS of chops but never the kind with protein
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Told myself I wouldn’t spend money on food this week but then I found a gift card so technically I didn’t
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@gasmansevo
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4 months
Made Philly Cheesesteaks and washed it down with milk and cookies
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Boy dinner
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@gasmansevo
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10 months
I haven’t split up my laundry into whites/colors in years with no problems. What’s all the fuss about?
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@gasmansevo
Coach Vice
8 months
Was not expecting the hospital cafeteria to be pumping out biscuits better than Hardee’s. Already looking forward to tomorrow morning
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@gasmansevo
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11 months
Namimsayinnnn
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@gasmansevo
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9 months
Brisket fries from the food truck outside the site. Only $10 and I’ve rated half already. Insane calorie per dollar (CPD)
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Some good lads thanks
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@gasmansevo
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5 months
Was gonna use a rotisserie chicken to make enchiladas but settled for a red baron za
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@gasmansevo
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11 months
The Michelin cheesesteak is valid
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Y’all give a fuck if I dome 2 celebratory QT taquitos for leaving the site early??
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
And if the radical left wasn’t mad enough over the perfectly crafted za then they are now 🤣🤣 Bought every single 80/20 Kroger had to offer for 3.99/lb on the last day of the sale I’m such a fucking dawg 🤣🤣🤣
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@gasmansevo
Coach Vice
10 months
Overly thick burgers fuckin suck
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Kraut 🏂
10 months
Brothers and sisters may I interest you in smoked brisket burgers
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Damn… roommate and his woman are unexpectedly VERY salty I scored much better than them on the exam today after watching football and drinking all weekend. Maybe THEY are the radical left
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@gasmansevo
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6 months
Coach 🤝 Coach
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@gasmansevo
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8 months
Dude in moes is wearing a “SCAD DAD” shirt and I want to go apologize for his suffering
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@gasmansevo
Coach Vice
8 months
Woman saw me in line today behind a couple people and noticed there was only 1 biscuit left. She made my plate and let me skip the line. I actually wanted a chicken filet today but couldn’t do that to her after that. God bless
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Lmao I bet the haters that told me I couldn’t eat sushi and ribs for dinner tonight are fucking pissed 🤣🤣🤣
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Did you finish the bag?
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@gasmansevo
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7 months
Turns out today was just their sales pitch and I’ve essentially had the job since March. Nice!
@gasmansevo
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7 months
Interview tomorrow thanks
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@gasmansevo
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9 months
Hall of fame outing at the grocery store today. Went in on a mission, grabbed only the essentials, and got out. Clockwork
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@gasmansevo
Coach Vice
6 months
Moes just gave me $10 for free. When has Chipotle done that?? The haters are dead silent now
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@gasmansevo
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8 months
My exam/class starts at 8 and I woke up at 7:48 somehow. They’re gonna write movies about this shit. Let’s be great today
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@gasmansevo
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11 months
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college That man Dexter truly was automatic
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@billy_pjs
Billy Pajamas
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college Undefeated
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@gasmansevo
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7 months
Shit
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@gasmansevo
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8 months
@RudyJUULianiV2 3. Healthcare
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@gasmansevo
Coach Vice
10 months
Buddy’s dad keeps asking if I want a “cold beer” instead of just asking if I want a beer. Friggin love that man hell yes I want a cold beer!!
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@gasmansevo
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10 months
Ecstatic that burner nation all made money on Mizzou. GET SOME
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@gasmansevo
Coach Vice
1 year
Sadd’s Foursome: Harambe Zyn - Menthol Maddy Cheary Miller Lite - 30 rack
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
I love bulking szn Courtesy of honey baked ham
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1 year
Everyone should work in a restaurant at some point in their life
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Content
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Found my way on the roof of my apartment. Transfusion and Philly cheesesteak in hand. Life is good. Maintenance man should’ve never befriended me.
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@gasmansevo
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7 months
When Caesar’s sports book refers to me as “emperor”
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@gasmansevo
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10 months
Got my nephew a glow in the dark fort builder set. Safe to say I’m at the top of the uncle power rankings for the foreseeable future
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
The libs done fucked around and let us make it to Friday again 😂😂😂
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Honey baked ham egg and cheese sammich, peanut butter pancakes, cup of black, cup of clear. Let’s have a day
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Barber fucked me up so bad my Face ID on the communication device doesn’t even work anymore
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@gasmansevo
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7 months
And they say Coach doesn’t have heart??? PSHHH I’m all heart
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@gasmansevo
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4 months
Guys posting that UTjr chick are the same ones pissing all over random bathrooms making the janitors’ lives hell
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1 year
Car in front of me paid for my biscuit. I did not keep the chain going bc I needed this and I’ve earned it sue me
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@gasmansevo
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9 months
@GamecockWill69 @GamecockMBB @GamecockWBB I mean respect but I never want to have to be to the point where I’m flexing my schools WBB team
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Today at work I was heating up some leftover pizza and some dude in way worse shape than me came up and said “that’s a healthy lunch” LMAO.
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8 months
Only bad thing about this egg roll in a bowl is I had to spit out my zyn to eat it
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1 year
@icyconnor1 @NFLRookieWatxh Pitts and Bowers both play in the SEC East. How is the competition any different?
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1 year
I’m all for the fellas lifting heavy weights and getting huge but why is everyone all of a sudden some gym influencer fag? Leave the tripod at home bro nobody gives a fuck what you’re super setting
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@gasmansevo
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4 months
@HoopThereItIz Hoop I’ve deadass been looking into logistics for making these plans for when my time comes. Sounds blissful
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@gasmansevo
Coach Vice
1 year
“Wrapped in Colorado colors” It’s black… just say it’s matte black
@On3sports
On3
1 year
Shilo Sanders showed off his Mercedes-Benz GLE 63 wrapped in Colorado colors last night on IG🔥 (via @ShiloSanders )
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Yep the radical left is starting to catch wind of the rumors (they’re true) that me and the fellas (2 dads in my class) are hitting up the local burger joint and housing beers during our three (3) hour lunch break and they are PISSED
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@gasmansevo
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8 months
Fellas is it gay to peal back the plastic foreskin to grab a cup?
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
I want y’all to go out there this weekend and GET SOME !!!!
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1 year
@WDESPREAD You could’ve just venmoed me the 50 rather than throwing it away
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Some dyke CUNT in my program just got the coolest professor we had fired for a joke he made. I hate dumb bitches. Gonna ask that dude if he wants to snag some beers soon so we can make offensive jokes together.
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1 year
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1 year
Why not?
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Putting the gun away for now
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
Tap in these fucking nuts liberals
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@gasmansevo
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8 months
Healing
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
How can you, as a man, not be romantic about chicken, rice and eggs with hot sauce?
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@gasmansevo
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6 months
@Suhhdud63868771 @itsme_urstruly @AMAZlNGNATURE Or you could just notice the massive fangs sinking into the birds head/neck
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@gasmansevo
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1 year
5 lbs of cheese
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