Made and devoured this at about 8:30 this morning.
Sourdough bread toasted with butter, basil pesto sauce, light spicy brown mustard, Black forest ham, salami, prosciutto, pepperoni, provolone, lettuce, oil, vinegar, balsamic.
Sensational
Been a week since my mom unexpectedly passed away and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Thankful for family and some damn good friends for being by my side through it all. Couldn’t do it without em. Make sure people know how much you love them while you can.
Told the sweet lady it was my last day and she hooked me up with all this for $5. Truly an incredible woman doing the Lord’s work. Gave away a biscuit to the person next to me bc that’s just the kinda guy I am thanks
Server asked “you take home or you finish?” when he saw my empty plate. Listen buddy, this burrito “grande” never stood a fucking chance I ate the damn thing 🤣🤣🤣
Burner twitter taught me that’s it’s not actually the rednecks/blue collar class that keeps energy drinks and soda companies in business. It’s actually the corporate white collar degens that are addicted to Diet Coke and Celsius
Coach’s 2024 Goals
- get closer to God
- make my mom proud
- graduate drug school
- sign a 200k+ contract
- bench 300
- read 5 books
- hang with the fellas
- coach
Thanks
- Coach
The SEC is suffering from a serious yankee epidemic. We need to deny admission to any kids north of NC and restore this great country to what it once was
The libs are so pissed that Jimmy John’s
#7
with mayo, dijon mustard, crispy jalapeños, and jalapeño ranch with no tomatoes is better than anything Jersey Mike’s can offer you
The things I’d do to be otw to NOLA for formal with the fellas and the lucky women who get to be our company. 8 ball in the duffel. Leaving the site early to go home and reminisce thanks
Whipped up my mom’s poppyseed chicken casserole today bc someone had to do it. Managed to not completely butcher it and there were no leftovers so that’s a dub
And if the radical left wasn’t mad enough over the perfectly crafted za then they are now 🤣🤣
Bought every single 80/20 Kroger had to offer for 3.99/lb on the last day of the sale I’m such a fucking dawg 🤣🤣🤣
Damn… roommate and his woman are unexpectedly VERY salty I scored much better than them on the exam today after watching football and drinking all weekend. Maybe THEY are the radical left
Woman saw me in line today behind a couple people and noticed there was only 1 biscuit left. She made my plate and let me skip the line. I actually wanted a chicken filet today but couldn’t do that to her after that. God bless
I’m all for the fellas lifting heavy weights and getting huge but why is everyone all of a sudden some gym influencer fag? Leave the tripod at home bro nobody gives a fuck what you’re super setting
Yep the radical left is starting to catch wind of the rumors (they’re true) that me and the fellas (2 dads in my class) are hitting up the local burger joint and housing beers during our three (3) hour lunch break and they are PISSED
Some dyke CUNT in my program just got the coolest professor we had fired for a joke he made. I hate dumb bitches. Gonna ask that dude if he wants to snag some beers soon so we can make offensive jokes together.