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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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The S&P 500 2024: the best first half of an election year in history. It has surged 13.9% in the first 114 trading days, surpassing the previous record of 13.5% set in 1961. $SPX
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@garcapital
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4 years
The revenge trade would be to short robinhood stock when they IPO 💀
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@garcapital
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3 years
Why not make the capital gains rate 0% for those making less than $400k? A real middle class boost
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
4 years
Checking your portfolio premarket this morning:
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
2 years
Quadrillion?!!!! I assume this is notional value but holy smokes
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
4 years
The regular “retail” investor doesn’t have access to accredited investments The regular “retail” investor doesn’t have access to fed fund rates to borrow. They have to pay the prime rate plus! Now regular “retail” can’t buy stocks hedge funds are short in. The screw job
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@garcapital
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4 years
good luck on your IPO #robinhood
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@garcapital
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4 years
the protesters obviously have puts
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@garcapital
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3 years
My stepson is officially a Disney shareholder! Merry Christmas to the new investor!! 🙌 $DIS @ceogarcapital
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@garcapital
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3 years
🤣🤣🤣
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
4 years
If you liked bitcoin at $42,000 you’ll love it at $31,000
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
4 years
🤣🤣🤣
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
4 years
Bought 5 shares of $GME if it hits 513 (the recent highs) I’ll give all the profits to @BarstoolFund To the moon! For a good cause!!
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
4 years
“No one is more bearish than someone who sold at the bottom”
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
4 years
Robinhood CEO: "we had to limit trading in these stocks to protect the firm and its customers"
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
3 years
Coinbase spent millions on this ad $COIN
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
4 years
Elon with the pump $DOGE
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@garcapital
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Damn Jerome 🤣
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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Tech investors looking at their portfolio today
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@garcapital
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Financial twitter today
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@garcapital
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Vince McMahon, WWE’s longtime leader, agreed to pay more than $12 million to keep secret allegations of sexual misconduct and infidelity involving four women.
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
4 years
Is it Monday yet?
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
3 years
MY MAN! Now that’s what I’m talking about!!
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@garcapital
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All accountants rushing to make sure net income is $399,999 for 2021
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
3 years
Pelosi when Biden completes a sentence 🤣
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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“It's never as good as it looks and it's never as bad as it seems.” -Tom Pollack
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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One of my favorite analogies on investing:
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@garcapital
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🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
@stoolpresidente
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Out to dinner and somebody just sent this.... TONIGHT WE DRINK...TOMORROW WE GO TO WAR $nok $amc #wsb
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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"free market"
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@garcapital
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$TSLA and $AAPL do report today. If anyone cares 🤣
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@garcapital
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Wake me up when Chick fil A goes public 😆
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@garcapital
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The top 10 stocks we like for 2022! Any you agree with? Any you would replace?
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@garcapital
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If your portfolio is tech heavy you’re a happy camper right now
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🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
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@garcapital
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Damn 🤣
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@garcapital
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As long as @elonmusk is never banned we are good 👍
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
3 years
Breaking news: you have to pay taxes on investments and trades
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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Ok AMZN your turn to do a split 😉👀
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@garcapital
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@tezos on fire
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@garcapital
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🔥
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@garcapital
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“I’ll just wait to buy the dip” *the dip comes*
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@garcapital
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$26,730 #Bitcoin 27k incoming
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@garcapital
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100,000 Instagram followers!! WOW! Words cannot express our gratitude! Thank you thank you thank you!! 🙏
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@garcapital
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its all fun and games until you start taking down hedge funds
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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💀
@EnronChairman
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Nothing like pumping a stock live in CNBC and freezing when asked WTF the company even does. You can’t make this shit up!
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@garcapital
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Stop me if you have seen this before. Futures green 🤣
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@garcapital
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Tweet of the day 🤣
@BullishRippers
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This is a perfect explanation of the current market
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@garcapital
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Tech investors today
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@garcapital
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A $2 trillion market cap company grew +54% in revenue. Insane $AAPL
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@garcapital
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Call of duty vanguard was so bad they had to sell the company 🤣🤣 Microsoft will save us all
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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💻🔥
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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RIP to the great Pele
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
5 years
Anthony Jr. Born at 9:30 am right at market open! 😆 gotta love it!
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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17 bags I’m out 👍
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@garcapital
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Weekdays are for stocks Weekends are for crypto
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Weekdays are for stocks Weekends are for crypto
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@garcapital
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Shoot your shot: $BTC 75k by May 1 Anyone agree?
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@garcapital
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Your economics degree
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@garcapital
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Accurate 🤣
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@garcapital
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Stay bullish
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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Feb 28 2020 Remember this?
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@garcapital
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🤣🤣
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@garcapital
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#bitcoin is green
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@garcapital
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$TSLA
@zerohedge
zerohedge
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BIDEN PROMISES 500,000 ELECTRIC VEHICLE CHARGING STATIONS
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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It was all good until Elon went on SNL
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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maybe facebook is saying, "oh you dont like us try living a day without us" $FB
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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When you are 5 positions deep on calls and futures are red 🤣🤣🤣
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@garcapital
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Market recap today
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@garcapital
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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When I hear “taper” 🤣
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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$SPY 200k vol for dec 4 370 calls 👀 Bullish bet out there
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@garcapital
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@garcapital
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$AMD $FB $AAPL $MSFT $TSLA $SBUX all report next week
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🤣
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@garcapital
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Reddit this morning $AMC
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@garcapital
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Stock bulls today:
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@garcapital
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Those poor souls who panic sold tsla
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@garcapital
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I’m way too rich for this crap 🤣
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$AAPL new all time highs
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@garcapital
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$GME, $AMC, $NOK, $NAKD and more blocked on Robinhood?! Wow
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When those $TSLA OTM calls for earnings expire worthless
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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Current #crypto holdings. Just accumulating. Not profit taking. Just holding & buying weekly
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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$MSFT is pretty much the gold standard for consistent long term shareholder value
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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The only consistency in this market has been $ETH what a gem
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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Ding ding that’s the bell! And that’s 2020!!! You have just traded in legendary mode. Your experience, triumphs, mistakes will be lessons for the next year of your financial journey! I wish you all amazing blessings and abundance!! Let’s goooooooo!! 🥂
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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👀👀👀👀👀 $SLV +0.47% premarket
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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Bitcoin to 30k by 11:59 pm tonight Anyone else agree ?
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@garcapital
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welcome to 1999
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@garcapital
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Thanksgiving is for crypto 🤣
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@garcapital
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AAPL GOOG AMZN MSFT those 4 are the best homes in a bad neighborhood
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@garcapital
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Nope not selling any crypto. Sorry market you ain’t getting my bitcoins 🤣💎
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@garcapital
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You wanted a dip to buy? Here it is
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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I think we can all agree nobody knows what the hell is going to happen with the market. Up or down. It’s educated guess vs. educated guess
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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This is gold 🤣 $KODK
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@garcapital
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$ADA overtakes $DOGE in market cap
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@garcapital
GAR Capital
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If own crypto: ✅ with no leverage ✅ with an emergency fund in savings ✅ and you have a plan You’re not really worried today
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@garcapital
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$AAPL +2.42% nice to see them participate
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GAR Capital
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#bitcoin $28,000
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