“written by a woman” this, “written by a man” that. gaon was written by a 13 year old on deviantart. pink and blue hair, big sparkly eyes, wears huge stompers, emo, an actual genius, guitarist in a super cool band. he’s like someone’s first oc and it’s incredible
so jooyeon doesn’t eat vegetables, junhan doesn’t use sunscreen, and jungsu apparently needs a cocktail of vitamins to go about his day… HOW ARE THESE MEN ALIVE
a beginner’s guide to the xh lore! I did my best to figure out the timeline (though some events are interchangeable)
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I think ode should become xh’s swear man. like. he should get all the lines with swears. even if it’s someone else’s line in a cover or whatever they just stop and point to him so he can yell “FUCK”
junhan said he really wants to grow his hair out but jooyeon was so against it so they started bickering on live broadcast 😭 junhan said he was so supportive of jooyeon's long hair then jooyeon replied that he looks way cooler with short hair and asked gunil for approval
real talk I'm not sure half of villains would enjoy an actual punk show 😭 we hype up the punk aesthetic all the time and like..... yknow it's not solely about leather and eyeliner and whatnot, right
xh has so many lyrics that are incredibly funny out of context and I think we should talk about them more,,, like beyond zzz there’s jungsu suddenly bringing up a traumatic 8th birthday party, gaon yelling about how he can’t die, come into my head~ [AGONIZED SHRIEKING], etc
I really like the fact that come into my head starts with “please leave your message after the beep” because it implies the entire song is a really weird, desperate voicemail
xh needs to have a music video where they’re all in a horror movie and they all play different archetypes (guy who dies first, final girl, the killer, etc)
I love xh because whenever seungmin wears shorts it’s like he’s got legs for days and days and whenever gaon wears shorts it’s like. ah. He’s Just A Little Guy
xh gets asked about their favorite/most inspiring artists for Every Single Interview and I think they should just start. fucking with the interviewers. gunil says he’s having a country phase and jooyeon says he’s really into bach
SPOOKIEST XH SONG: ROUND 1
it’s time… xh’s discography is incredibly spooky, but at the end of the day, there can only be one.
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I don’t think I’ve seen anyone say this but!! for everyone planning to customize their lightstick, please be careful and considerate and don’t add anything that might injure someone at a concert (specifically - if you wanna add devil horns, please make them a softer material!!)
I don't know if villains go to punk concerts often but. there's a thing where you can get the guitarist's pick if you ask. and at this rate I think if gaon started doing that, everyone could get at least one
if you're sad this is a sign to draw your two biggest comfort characters as the steven meme. yeah my ocs my comfort character. yeah my ooak lagoonas my comfort character.
if I had a nickel for every time the leader of my ult group came out as straight I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice /lh
SPOOKIEST XH SONG: THE WINNER
587 votes. a few tears. a lot of (lighthearted) discourse. but through everything, there emerges a clear winner: x-mas. congrats, you spooky legend.
thanks to everyone for participating!! ily
SPOOKIEST XH SONG: FINALS
after a rough battle, hair cut and ghost both lost by fewer than 50 votes each, which means it’s time for the final showdown: crack in the mirror vs x-mas.
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the truth is... jooyeon was made fun of back in the day. and no, not by a jyp idol, but by the xh members THEMSELF. constantly, they would call him "boy kisser" or say things like "jooyeon just lovessssss boys huh" and he would say "stop please my only dream is to sing"