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2 years

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Meat Pies Podcast

@MeatPiesPodEPL

2 years

This past week we had @SportingKC and @USMNT keeper @john_pulskamp on the pod to complete his hat-trick and tell us about the 3 most important matches of his career as well as the time he saved a late Chicharito Panenka. Link in our bio!

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2 years

@alanthefisher Some of us can’t afford to spend time around poor people. Check your privilege please.

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Completely gutted for Sheaf and Coventry but some scene this. That backdrop of supporters while Country Roads rings around Wembley. Something out of a movie.

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This is the most powerful person on this app

🦫✨America Is Musty✨🦫

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Nets need to trade KD I'm bored as hell I ain't got shit going on tonight

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Lamar Jackson on his couch watching Hollywood Brown drop passes on MNF

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Cal Poly SLO is gonna have to triple their admissions team after Spotify just told millions of non-binary 17 year olds that all of their friends live in San Luis Obispo

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2 years

@nihilisms_bff @barstoolsports

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1 year

TNT doing Jack Nicholson so dirty showing him looking like this after showing Kim K

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2 years

@kenzianidiot Is your dad taking applications to add more “boys” to the roster? After Christmas party sounds awesome

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5 months

Luka Doncic and James Harden seeing who can play less defense these playoffs

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4 years

@atxlete @marvinwilson21 But you still playing for Dabo? 🧐 aight

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@gabadle

3 years

I understand the Benitez anger, but can we take a second to acknowledge that Brighton have a better, deeper, more talented team than us. They’ve spent their money more effectively and developed talent well. On paper we were not favorites, and that is a big issue.

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4 years

@Football__Tweet The ball after that match

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4 years

@CrypticNoOne I’m tryna find a friendship like this

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1 year

@BarstoolBigCat Now all you need is Rory’s length and you’d probably be the best golfer in the world

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3 years

@choycebrown

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@KHoffenbecker @ToastyAndrew Round

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@gabadle

3 months

Albanians in Dortmund sounds like an Action Bronson mixtape

Dardanian 🇦🇱🇽🇰

@dardanian01

3 months

Albanians in full force in Dortmund today. 🇦🇱 #albania

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@theneedledrop 2007

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2 years

@iss298 @alanthefisher The network of people who take trains:

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@gabadle

2 years

@PositivityMuse @MevsBurner Bro this is not what I followed you for

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2 years

@HaterMuse Shocked at the lack of Harden and CP mentions

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4 years

@choycebrown

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@gabadle

3 years

@El_Guardian21 @elected006 @1Taesal @youdoingtoomuch And a *checks notes* doctor doesn’t?

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@gabadle

5 months

@Mavs_FFL I am a Mavs fan. There is nothing about Luka’s off ball defense in the first quarter to be proud of

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@gabadle

4 years

If you’re in Savannah and behaving like this, you need to stop. While you might not know anyone who has been affected yet, that is going to change very very soon. It’s going to be your aunt, your grandfather, your cousin, or even you. This virus does not discriminate and

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@gabadle

9 years

Barcelona snap chat story is great and all but where the cheetah girls at?

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@gabadle

6 years

@Taylor_Ducote @Scott_E_Sports @PFTCommenter *soaking

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@gabadle

2 years

@Owens_EFC Was on their website a while ago, looks class 👍🏼 he’s also been pretty vocal every time Adidas pop up with a new sustainability campaign. People have all sorts of ideas about his football, but by all accounts he’s one of the most sound guys in the league.

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@gabadle

9 years

"Hi I'm Senator Ted Cruz and my diet consists of peas, mashed bananas, and apple sauce"

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@gabadle

4 years

@CrypticNoOne I love my juul Hit my juul in the spring Hit my juul in the fall Hit my juul in my house Hit my juul like beach ball I love my wife

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@gabadle

5 years

@m74755120 @AllLoveHipHop @SHREKRAP

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@gabadle

2 years

Felt something graze my elbow only to look down and see this. I almost shut the whole flight down.

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@gabadle

8 years

The new drake album thoooo...🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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@gabadle

3 years

Yo Betty White does not care that you blacked out and puked on your friend’s dog for her at 10:47pm

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@gabadle

8 years

Me tryna sift through all the Easter tweets like ( #passoverwealmosthere #matzoballin #youngmoses )

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@gabadle

1 year

@edsbs Babe you’ll never guess who I saw today at the World’s Strongest Man. The world’s 1,788,942 strongest man.

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@gabadle

6 years

Latkes Quesadillas 🤝 Sour cream

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@gabadle

9 months

Seeing the other Jewish family in town walking into The Holdovers on Christmas

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@gabadle

4 years

Having to wear a mask sucks because my whole personality was being a guy with a nose ring. Like what I’m just supposed to reinvent myself now?

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@gabadle

3 years

Christian is such a ridiculous name like imagine if my parents just named me “Jewish”

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@gabadle

9 months

Kay Adams stop looking at me like that

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@gabadle

3 years

How dude keep making the same mistakes 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@gabadle

2 years

How old were u when you found out that almost every single famine in the history of human civilization has been caused by greedy and insecure rulers and governments

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@bigsnugga

2 years

how old were u when u found out that the irish potato famine wasn’t a famine at all and it was just the british stealing all their food

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@gabadle

3 years

Finally wore the crop top I cut forever ago out in public for the first time yesterday and I felt so powerful 💫

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@gabadle

5 years

There should be a height limit for concerts. Nobody above 6’3 should be allowed in the first 20 rows. If short people can’t enjoy rollercoasters, tall people shouldn’t be allowed to ruin concerts

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@gabadle

6 years

You: Kanye West is pushing people to think outside of their political comfort zone Me, an intellectual: Donald Glover 2020

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@gabadle

10 years

Just lowkey walked right by Adam Sandler, didn't say a word to him

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@gabadle

4 years

A lot of Jewish people on here have been so quick to jump on Desean Jackson when they have been awfully quiet the past couple of months. I get that his comments deserve criticism but the pick and choose Twitter social justice is worthless. Where was that same energy months ago

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@gabadle

4 years

Maybe if @benandjerrys didn’t make their ice cream so deliciously dedicated to social justice I wouldn’t be so gah damn thick

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@gabadle

5 years

*Uncut Gems

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@gabadle

6 years

Jews seeing each other walk into the premiere of Vice today like

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@gabadle

5 years

So I realize that this tweet has ousted me as not being 6’3, but I’m 5’10 and a half with a respectable GPA and questionable sleep habits, sup females of Twitter.

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@gabadle

5 years

There should be a height limit for concerts. Nobody above 6’3 should be allowed in the first 20 rows. If short people can’t enjoy rollercoasters, tall people shouldn’t be allowed to ruin concerts

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@gabadle

2 years

@barstoolsports Baker is gonna end up sounding like Herschel Walker in 3 years

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@gabadle

2 years

@JHANDS08 @PrimeOgHarris @419kiddd oh damn Jaylen Hands out here casually in the replies and suddenly I'm tryna catch a game in Belgium?

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@gabadle

2 years

I have an art Instagram with like 80 followers where I post my poetry and some photography, and it’s really just all the boys from college that see it and read it / respond. Just a bunch of guys in their 20s fucking with my poetry. Dudes rock.

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@gabadle

1 year

Matzah is so useless, my people was down terrible

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@gabadle

7 years

They weren’t even gonna get in in the first place sweetheart

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@gabadle

3 years

Anti-vaxxers trying to resist the urge to mention the Holocaust every three weeks:

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3 years

At the antivaxx rally in DC, RFK Jr. says that in the future "none of us can run and none of us can hide" because of Bill Gates' satellites and also 5G, unlike... the Holocaust. "Even in Hitler's Germany, you could hide in the attic like Anne Frank did."

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@gabadle

8 years

Nah he'd say happy Hannukah BECAUSE HE WAS JEWISH

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8 years

If Jesus was back among us, he'd be a law-abiding gun owner. He'd support the Police. And he'd say "Merry Christmas" not "Happy Holidays."

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@gabadle

4 years

while it’s cool that Derek is brave enough to drink 4 white claws and jump off the roof of his ex’s house into the pool, it’d be way cooler if he was brave enough to just stay home and not be an asshole because it won’t be cool when all of our loved ones are getting sick.

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@gabadle

9 years

Teacher: "Gabe, why were you late to your exam?" Gabe: "Dove told me to"

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@gabadle

9 months

Build the statue now @Everton

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@gabadle

4 months

This is beautiful. This is what the NBA playoffs are all about. Patrick Beverley beefing with the opposing team’s fans after a first round exit. Chefs kiss. Run it back next year.

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4 months

altercation between pat bev and pacers fans behind the bench

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@gabadle

8 years

@johnnybcritz apparently just before he stuck the vacuum in there a witness overheard him yell "I'm tryna get that Johnny B type of rich"

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@gabadle

5 years

Me in class during group discussion: Kid wearing glasses: so idk if you guys have ever heard of the Stanford Prison Experiment but basically

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@gabadle

5 years

Spent the weekend in Flavortown

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@gabadle

3 years

My biggest gripe with Spotify wrapped is it disregarding basically the entire month of December, arguably the most critical music listening month.

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@gabadle

8 years

Rain drop Drop top Mess with the sponge and get a karate chop

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@gabadle

2 years

@tsitsiYAS If you’ve been following the Zverev hush job, a case with arguably even more damning evidence, over the past couple of years (yes years), then this shouldn’t come as a surprise

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@gabadle

10 months

The world if Mike Tirico had said “siu” instead of “goal” on that Zay Flowers touchdown celebration

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@gabadle

4 years

@choycebrown

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@gabadle

8 years

My body is ready (But fr I need to gtfo)

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@gabadle

5 years

Really wanna go to Italy this year so I can get pizza at the original Little Caesars

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@gabadle

4 years

Me (a yt person) seeing other yt people taking wedding pictures at plantations in 2020

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@gabadle

4 months

Luka Doncic and James Harden seeing who can play less defense these playoffs

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@gabadle

10 years

Long day of traveling, sometimes you gotta search the world for tha booty http://t.co/cSx8HyjJzK

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@gabadle

5 months

Not taking this off the rest of the week btw (until we inevitably get battered by Brentford Saturday) #UTFT 🔵

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@gabadle

2 years

Nick Kyrgios and his box every single match

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@gabadle

8 years

When your 95 year old grandpa gets a Facebook and tries to friend your prom date...

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@gabadle

4 years

If you were in a sorority at any college below the Mason-Dixon Line your whole world is orange and no one can convince me otherwise

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4 years

Tag yourself - I’m “Flatten”

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@gabadle

2 years

@Softykjr Me and my son @SSchaengold have been Mariners fans since at least the first winning streak this summer and I’d love nothing more than to take him to his first game (aside from College Night where he got free tickets and left with all of his friends in the 6th inning)

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@gabadle

2 years

How is antisemitism so strong when these people exist

𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙕

@brotaminz

2 years

Christians are so camp yas sis werk

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8 years

I hope this is what heaven looks like for Harambe and Bantu

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4 years

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@gabadle

2 years

Bug bite on my ankle? It’s officially summerrr

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@gabadle

4 years

If you ain’t lost a few racist followers the past couple of months then I don’t trust you

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@gabadle

2 years

Love going to a cafe to get work done just to pay $6 for a coffee and try to connect to the wifi for 2 hours before nearly falling asleep on the most uncomfortable bench ever

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@gabadle

5 years

Kinda crazy how I put on my new Thrasher hoodie I asked for for Hanukkah and immediately got laid

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@gabadle

4 years

Gabentine’s Day