siri 🪿 @fruitylobster Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

2 months

ESC 2024 ENTRIES AS BRITISH MONARCHS AND ROYALS; A THREAD🧵

4

105

2K

Last Seen Profiles

@senglsun

@GergelyOrosz

@Hdo76935073

@chenauls38992

@KirscheVerstahl

@garbagefriends

@DanielM84002592

@Yoongislover193

@dmeconis

@aekayabasi

@ffofofa_z

@fallinryuptb

@BaramosGonus

@ThirdSector

@cypwnrepo

@tutemoroni

@ham__a3

@srbitmap

@AndyJLumm

@coderberry

@tombb354rd888

@hubineer

@yowandrada

@JFKHeadshot58

@SouthKensington

@Nick_Davidov

@Chaibora_npo

@LolaRose113114

@HonAmasonKingi

@ButtnerBjorn

@RIKISBLISS

@MikeHollins7

@Draart_

@Dr_Casperskiy

@Emre_pinar3330

@DionysianAgent

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

anyone remember when eurovision used to be an event that brought you happiness and excitement instead of being a source of horror, disappointment, embarrassment and disgust???

56

2K

16K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

43

584

13K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

funny how a year ago the biggest controversy on esc twitter was if you preferred tattoo or cha cha cha😭😭😭

17

652

11K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

comedians should consider themselves so lucky that dons chose music

8

228

4K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

this is so poland in eurovision coded

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

1 year

53K

48K

490K

6

249

3K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

defending bambie thug on the internet is not enough anymore,,, i need to throw tomatoes at these people

Ian Miles Cheong

@stillgray

3 months

They’re the same person. What happened to her?

6K

2K

27K

19

92

2K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

the insane grip this colour combo has on gay people

37

235

2K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

LUKTELK IS REMOVED FROM SPOTIFY

31

172

2K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

2 months

i refuse to believe dons is a real person

7

122

1K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

6 months

BAN ISRAEL YOU COWARDS

Eurovision Song Contest

@Eurovision

6 months

Eden Golan has won 'HaKokhav HaBa' and will represent Israel at #Eurovision2024 🇮🇱

5K

330

3K

1

121

1K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

"this is you and this is me😌"

11

230

1K

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

based on real events

5

183

988

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

DONS THE MAN YOU ARE

2

102

953

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

4 months

this bald middle aged man is so endearing to me

12

79

893

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

their recent insta interaction is giving (for legal reasons this is a joke)

6

130

826

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

you're stuck on me like a tattoo-oo-oo

˚ʚ 🐈‍⬛ ɞ˚

@Cyb4rAnGeL

1 year

No like i literally understand her

34

4K

18K

6

89

802

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

ariana what are you doing here?!??!?😭😭

3

27

809

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

the CUNTries of SERVia, croATEia & SLAYvenia💅

7

106

761

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

😍😍😍

oona

@ootanund

1 year

need this cha cha chair

6

42

474

1

143

714

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

SPOTIFY WHY DO YOU WANT ME DEAD

1

82

716

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

my food reheating in the microwave:

aada🔺🐲3 days

@luckyclosure

3 months

this looks SO CHALLENGING HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS?????

5

24

489

2

66

691

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

(HOUR 1 WITHOUT LUKTELK) the sky has turned grey, the birds have stopped singing, all flowers have withered. the church bells are ringing out in mourning. even the wind seems to cry. it's as if it all reflects my mental state. the entire world stopped the minute we lost luktelk.

3

105

654

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

aww they're so caring😍🥰

11

56

629

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

i had to

3

105

618

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

i love katrina cause bojan sings it like he went through two divorces and lost his kids, house and car in the court battle

2

102

614

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

my tl is literally 99% käärijä and bojan

7

83

611

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

i just think it's unfair how i as a woman am called crazy and delusional when i show that i'm obsessed with käärijä and spend all my time thinking about him and loving him but when a man does it, he's called bojan cvjetićanin :/

3

82

612

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

non-european eurovision fans tweeting:

Pop Tingz

@ThePopTingz

1 year

Elon Musk might shut off Twitter entirely in Europe. He has pulled Twitter from the EU's anti-disinformation agreement which would have required large digital platforms like Twitter to monitor and demonetize disinformation and bots, offer warnings about political advertising

2K

12K

3

57

581

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

9

89

539

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

not dad getting remarried?!?? oh the divorce is so finalized😔💔

tea 🌞🃏

@onaplstika

1 year

Jere is super excited to marry both of them 🥰

0

6

133

8

62

514

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

i don't even know

22

62

481

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

god gives his toughest battles (removing lultelk from spotify) to his strongest soldiers (me) and i must suffer in silence (i'm crying about it to everyone on twitter)

3

34

478

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

i'm still so confused as to why peppa pig was at luke's birthday party

15

26

461

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

this is my magnum opus

45

119

448

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

them at the end of the europe tour

teo ✶

@yiboego

1 year

now can someone tell me why is there six hands

9

3

186

0

36

440

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

4 months

silvester is so chaotic💀💀 he declared himself a married man a couple hours ago and now this?!?!? congrats king ig😭🫶

9

16

442

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

you're telling me bojan and jere spent the last hours of bojans stay in finland watching twilight?!? and not y'know... sleeping?!?! because they had to be at the airport at 4 in the morning?!?!? i love these dumbasses so much actually😭💞💗💕

3

39

431

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

4 months

not to be dramatic but if she nqs i'm nq-ing myself from life

10

68

425

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

4 months

he should go straight to the grand final just for this

3

58

429

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

it's funny to me how swedes are so unaware of the discrimination they've submitted finns to & are like "oh us scandinavians are family :)" as if my 🇫🇮 grandma wasn't slapped in the face by a 🇸🇪 nurse minutes after childbirth just because she didn't want any more finns in sweden

16

8

413

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

you abandoned us for tiktok😔💔

Joker Out Official 🌞

@JokerOutBand

1 year

GUESS WHO’S BACK

286

184

3K

1

14

407

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

2 months

luktelk has been returned to my waiting arms where it will be embraced eternally. peace has been restored, flowers are blooming, the birds are singing, the notes of luktelk are flowing through the air, the sun is shining down on us. may we never be parted again my dear luktelk.

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

2 months

(HOUR 18 WITHOUT LUKTELK) the removal of luktelk has ripped apart not only my heart but the very fabric of the universe. everything is wrong today. it's as if all the joy has vanished from this world, just like luktelk did... i am begging the divinity to bring back my love to me.

10

25

253

7

36

419

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

posting this one for you @katwhatever_

5

96

398

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

the joker out/käärijä fandom is really just a bunch of sad gays waiting to see two grownass men hang out together

8

65

393

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

2 months

<333

AARON

@lidolmix

2 months

in honor of pride month, name something this country has contributed to society

62

38

754

1

65

399

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

0

87

394

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

good morning loves!! i hope you have a great friday!!💓💘💗💕💖💝

12

40

388

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

because of nemo, the most viewed wikipedia page in sweden the past 24 hours is the one for non-binary gender. their impact is so big <33

0

22

394

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

2 months

what do baby lasagna fans call themselves?? garfields??

12

22

387

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

I CAN'T DO THIS SHDHSJDKS

Ro

@owocowelato

1 year

people, new classic just dropped. prepare yourself for ✨️titanic✨️ käärijan

12

26

261

22

36

376

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

the three branches of government: finnish rap, slovenian indie rock & serbian electropop

1

67

360

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

😔

1

55

351

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

2 months

a mentally ill queer person without the artist they discovered through eurovision is like an angel without wings

0

82

363

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

"afraid",,,, what bojan gon do?? bite him in the knees??

Joker Out Official 🌞

@JokerOutBand

1 year

Kris showing Bojan how much he hates him on Twitter, cause he’s afraid to tell him in person.

102

298

3K

3

29

352

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

not to be dramatic but if joker out ever disbands i'm disbanding myself

5

38

341

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

😔

4

64

344

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

silvester himself deserves an iceberg😭😭

2

16

351

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

my tl rn: "WTF INFUSIONS?? HOSPITALS??" "*aggressive keyboard smash*" "RAWR JERE IN A SUIT I WILL BITE HIM!!!!" "*filthiest thing i've ever read*" "jo need more breaks :("

6

50

340

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

boy (an) better get some rest :(

2

79

331

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

i love seeing people on my tl thirsting over käärijä saying "don't ask me the color of anything" as if the whole man isn't neon green

2

42

329

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

4 months

I'M AT THE TRAIN STATION AND WHOEVER IS DOING ANNOUNCEMENTS FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF & IS ARGUING WITH HER BOYFRIEND ON THE PHONE IN UKRAINIAN!???!?!?!?

5

8

339

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

esc twitter is so funny,,, like i can just drop these pictures and you will all know what i'm talking about and get painful flashbacks

11

42

320

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

the fact that luke black is older than käärijä is a glitch in the simulation

3

25

318

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

we're all just a bunch of randomized townies while luke black is the sim god spent hours perfecting in create-a-sim

3

16

316

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

is this anything??

lainee

@sadpatheticgirI

1 year

we need a shinee one of these

16

150

2K

7

34

312

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

@darkVibeF i mean i'm a lesbian so i don't really make seeing balls a habit

1

2

317

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

1

43

307

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

i don't even know baby boos

9

44

308

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

WHO COMMENTED "JOKER OUT MORE LIKE GREGORS OUT" ON HIS INSTAGRAM POST I'M CRYING😭

3

5

301

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

4 months

yami 🌑

@yami___78

4 months

WHAT is happening 😭

8

84

784

0

40

312

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

10 months

comedians should be happy he chose music

4

54

307

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

let men be affectionate

max ❤️‍🔥

@m2003esc

1 year

idk but to me two straight men pretending they're gay as a joke and exploiting it for attention to appeal to their fandom is not funny and if someone less liked than them would do it y'all would put them through hell and back 🤡 the hypocrisy is insane

47

24

272

2

29

295

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

1

53

296

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

this is your psa to drink some water!! <3

13

41

296

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

NOW WHY IS MY MEME ON KRIS STORYHDJSJSVSHBSJSHSKSK

9

297

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

the drought ends today🙏

5

28

294

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

my body isn't a temple it's a world trade center and the plane...... the plane is...... has...... is hijack i...... i don't think......

8

33

291

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

...joker out

1

35

291

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

NOT YLE,,, HOW DID THEY EVEN FIND THIS😭😭😭

15

3

288

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

eurovision 2023 truly fried my last braincell cuz why am i referring to things as being "käärijä-colored" and laughing at the number 84???

1

23

289

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

goals😍

15

27

278

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

joker out hates homophobes and transphobes‼️

3

44

279

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

this is how baby boos talk about bojan

0

43

278

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

when i'm in a 'biggest jere simp' competition and my opponent is bojan

kafka

@bojan_cvj

1 year

Bojan misses jere so bad I can tell 😭😭😭

1

28

262

1

31

275

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

i don't have a favorite joker out member, i love jan and the non-jans all the same🥰

7

30

276

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

(HOUR 3 WITHOUT LUKTELK) i had to resort to taking a nap to escape this unjust suffering. once i woke up again i prayed it had all just been a terrible nightmare but alas... the words "the tracks on this release are not available" cut through me like a knife. god has forsaken us.

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

(HOUR 1 WITHOUT LUKTELK) the sky has turned grey, the birds have stopped singing, all flowers have withered. the church bells are ringing out in mourning. even the wind seems to cry. it's as if it all reflects my mental state. the entire world stopped the minute we lost luktelk.

3

105

654

2

27

284

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

9 months

me after using "furthermore" in an essay

1

25

277

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

😥

8

34

267

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH LUKE BLACK NATION🥳🏳️‍🌈

6

46

262

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

nace arriving back home after the uk tour:

1

35

265

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

first luke doing duolingo at the club and NOW THIS???? i stan nerds😭💓

Joker Out Official 🌞

@JokerOutBand

1 year

For anyone questioning, pi is irrational (meaning it cannot be expressed as a fraction of two integers). Furthermore, it is a transcendental number, meaning it cannot be a root of a polynomial, which is an even stronger condition. You’re welcome, baby boos

232

204

3K

4

20

266

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

luke teya 🤝 serbian mainslayers with their army of twitter gays

1

22

262

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

sorry babe but the lobster slippers stay ON during sex

3

18

263

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year

i was complaining to my mom about all luke black merch being sold out and this woman really said "well can't you ask luke if he has an old mayonaise bottle or something he could sign for you? tell him that you're desperate"😭😭😭

9

11

264

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

3 months

@SilvestrasBelte not to be dramatic but luktelk being removed from spotify is my personal 9/11

3

268

siri 🪿

@fruitylobster

1 year