came out of my bathroom and the guy i’m seeing was waiting to go in and i meant to say “knock yourself out” but i’m so tired and wine drunk that i forgot how the phrase goes so i accidentally said “kill yourself” instead
my crush who texts like a victorian prince cancelled on me in the most 1842 handwritten letter kind of way so i responded with this. do you think he’ll block me
my crush who texts like a victorian prince cancelled on me in the most 1842 handwritten letter kind of way so i responded with this. do you think he’ll block me
you know the album’s gonna be good when seven of the songs are about my ex boyfriend, two are about my dad, one is about a random guy i have an unhinged crush on, and all three of them are going to want to sue me when it comes out
my first studio LP, the shark in your water, is out now. i’ve been waiting years for you all to hear this and i can’t believe it’s finally time. thank you for sticking with me and believing that someday i would actually release the album 💙🦈✨
frightening that this is going semi viral but if you’re here then you should listen to my music, i write songs about this situationship (and many others)
my crush who texts like a victorian prince cancelled on me in the most 1842 handwritten letter kind of way so i responded with this. do you think he’ll block me
me writing a brutal merciless album that’s going to devastate my ex and alter the course of his life forever: 😇☺️🥰🤭😝😋
me when my ex kicks me off his family’s disney+ account: 🤬😾🔪👊🏻🤬❌
taping a black and white photograph of my situationship to my microphone stand so i can stare longingly at it while i sing as if he’s my husband who’s gone off to war and not a 23 year old philosophy student who doesn’t text me back
when we were recording cornflower blue i kept trolling by singing “i fuck you til i wear you out then i fuck you more” but no one else thought it was funny
last night me and my best friends swam naked in a lake in the pouring rain and then we slept together in a giant bed. i dreamed about frogs and woke up with the sun. life is very beautiful
being a girl is listening to your friend describe the most insane behaviour you’ve ever heard and responding “no you’re completely normal and not insane at all!!!”