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Dedza, Malawi

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

10 months

My family isn't the most talented I've seen on the face of this earth but my little sister tries kutichotsa manyazi... And I'm here to ask you men and women to give her a try with your nails, I promise you won't regret. You can book appointments on +265983020111 in Lilongwe

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

1 year

Your father is our chairman

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Marcs 61st!!!!!

1 year

I really think Malawian men are so dumb. Like y’all are so stupid, my head hurts every time I remember we share nationalities. Sat here playing in our faces, debating what does and doesn’t constitute rape. Go to hell omg

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

1 year

It was such a great Day, my Guy can't stop talking but he's such a vibe 🔥

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

After I wrote my MSCE in 2008, I stayed with my cousin and his 2 friends who were all graduates of Chanco. They motivated me and I inspired to be like them. One weird thing they did was mock each other about their dead parents.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

11 months

Ukhoza kumalimbana ndi munthu oti ndi ex wamasteni ako pano

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

11 months

Devaluing your currency when the only viable export you have is your president is dizzy Economics...

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

1 year

I am not ashamed to say that I believe there is God and that Jesus Christ is Lord.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

9 months

Problem with people like you is you're always subtly victimising others while going about carrying the victim flag, that's stupid. You call yourself a human rights activist & yet you come here to poke fun at someone's looks? Akabwenza kuti ndinu othawa nkhondo mukwiye? Tsek!

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

I used to think getting an Economics degree would get me an office at the Reserve Bank of Malawi. Here I am, Happily telling mothers of under 5s to feed their children nutritious food more than 3 times a day. I have grown to love doing this! We plan, Heaven laughs. All z well🤩

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Did you jusy call yourself a Man!? Girl please relax!

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

Banja ndi Khalidwe osati maonekedwe. Forever is a long time to be with a doll that only values photoshoots and retweets.

@sirbastianjr

Naomi Osaka's side guy

5 years

I don't understand why most niggas have a main chic who is ugly. Kuona ma side chic wo eeh🍑🙌🙌 Chimakhala chili chani koma, phuma or what

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Mamuna wa banja sakhala ndi Mesho

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

2 years

5 As and kid got sent to Mulunguzi Secondary School?? What kind of Joke is this? @MANEB_Malawi We need Justice for Novahiwa

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Kubadwira banja loti makolo ali ndi dollar yabwino and amamvana is a huge W man... Some of us here are just sustaining the poverty we adopted from our parents; notice the bitterness and the perpetual anger that we have towards petty issues. We didn't get enough lactogen!

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

What Maziko did last night was pure savage, shouldn't be condoned. But you self righteous goons posting her pics and slating her looks are no better. You should probably go face your mirrors and tell yourself to do better! You think there are levels to being stupid??

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

1 year

Has to be this guy...

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@buffys

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name an actor that was born for the role that they played

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

21 days is a long time to be keeping someone whose parents or guardians you haven't met... don't take chances; anthu amafera kutulo. 🤔

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Racheal's Son

1 year

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@JulioMulenga

MALAWIAN CHILD🇲🇼

1 year

OPEN DISCUSSION: What is killing relationships nowadays

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Y'all just bitter because for the first time in 100 years there isn't Henry Mussa, Nicholas Dausi and Goodall Gondwe in the Malawian cabinet.. Muchira 😂😂😂

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Yesterday I swallowed my pride and texted my Dad, I apologized for everything and so did he. He told me he's proud of the person I am to myself, my mum and my siblings (he knows that I melt when someone tells me they're proud of me 😋) I feel a heavy yoke off me, I'm free 🤩

@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

After I wrote my MSCE in 2008, I stayed with my cousin and his 2 friends who were all graduates of Chanco. They motivated me and I inspired to be like them. One weird thing they did was mock each other about their dead parents.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

1 year

The N'golo Kanté of netball 🔥

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Seodi White called Saulosi Chilima a small boy and now the small boy is her Boss? I honestly wouldn't want to be in her position right now! 😂😂

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Haven't gotten over the prophecy I got in 2014 of a job at ESCOM by some Prophet. Everytime I see an ESCOM vehicle even itanyamula makwelero, I think maybe they're coming to drop the offer letter to me 😭 Ayi Zikomo

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Chondipatsira chakudya mu cup yosambira ndi chani??😡😡 Kwathu ku Mangochi cup iyiyi imakhala ku bathroom

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Chibwenzi changa chikuyenda bwino. ❤

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

MEC: don't wear Party colours Mary Chilima: You don't say *you can't stop a slay Queen*

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

People know him personally, he's a terrible person. He's not even smart by Malawian standards but y'all are out here praising the rubbish he posts. Nyimbo zakenso sikuti atasiya kutulutsa anthu angazisowe ngati za Onesimus or Namadingo

@thick_madam5

SBWL PhD

3 years

I wish u guys knew him personally..He is kind hearted but anthu ena mmaonjeza

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

Start of a vs End of a Decade Decade #MUFC

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

Voted for Atupele Muluzi in 2014 because I believed in his Dzuka Malawi movement. Nigga ditched us and went hiding in APM's warm armpits for 5years and now he's back to sell us the 1million free laptops dream? Nigga your Dzuka Malawi movement worked, we're awake now!

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Pena ngati uwauze abwana ako kuti nkakunenerani kwa Saulosi Chilima

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

If after 5-6 years of Saulosi Chilima being a vice President you still think he is a power hungry young kid overstretching his prowess, then you and I have absolutely nothing to talk about.. neither In my serious nor leisure time. Guy means serious Business 💪🏾

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

These hateful faceless accounts are managed by the people we know. Masked monsters are actually people with beautiful smiles who are struggling with life, they get pleasure in hurting others. They need help, they need love, they need to be released from the bandage of hate! ❤

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

2 years

Ineyo kuchipinda ndasamukako kukugona matumba a soya 🌚 Ndalama kumazipatsa ulemu

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Lol says someone who believes in fake sexualities

@Zickiie_S

Zickie 🦦

3 years

Y'all feel comfortable wearing fake sneakers?

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Bought pork ribs the other day and I just saw today that the house help has removed all the bones (ribs) with a knife akuti amafuna pakhale steak yokha yokha Ayi Zikomo 😭😭

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Chibwenzi sitionetsa kugulu ngati ndi nyau yoti anthu aziombera mmanja.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

The boy The house-help who came asking for a job to help him pay for school fees has scooped 22 points. This year has started on a very low note but this is a huge win for me and the young Man. I like it when people dream and commit their all to get it!!! Proud Guardian 🤩

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

Felix During Felix After Faceless vs Faceless Twitter Twitter

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Let me just say December is bragging different!!! 😍

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Woke up 30 Third floor feeling cooler 😎 Glory to Heavens 🤩

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

Let's accept that loss will come despite how deeply we invest in our relationships with people. It prepares you for a smooth healing experience and spares you all the extreme pain and loss of identity. SOLDIER ON, ACCEPT LIFE'S DYNAMICS AND ALL SHALL WORKOUT JUST PERFECTLY

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

8 months

Only a Janus lad would flaunt her meetings with Ministers & CEOs. A smart lad would know that those are just average folks appointed by a superior idiot. But what do we know? Our passports are still stuck at Immigration, there is no chance of us leaving this shitthole

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

@Sakhile_M_

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

It's been exactly 4 years since my girlfriend got married to the love of her life in Blantyre while I was in Dedza being a Village Champion. I had to see a wedding invitation card from a friend asking if that was me on the card 🤣 We moved on and found beautiful love 😍

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Anakapanda Yehovaaaaa Kukhala Thandizo Langaaaa Sibwenzi ine ndili moyo Bwenzi lero ndili kuli cheteeee...

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 months

Actually, one of the joys of staying alone is that such photos are never taken.

@flowergirlSZN

Flowergirl🌸🌺

5 months

The joys of living alone

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

49 Inch Tv mpaka kupachika pakhoma!? 🙄 Bring that picture frame down please!

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

The only bottled water I drink without having any doubts on quality and conformity to standards.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Munthu oti ku office kwawo kulibe elevator sangandiuze zochita... 😏

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Atsikana a Taking orders asowatu, is everything ok in Tanzania??

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

2 years

@KhaySleek Messi when he hears this

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Probably saying "Bola zikalimbe" on his mind

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

2 years

Did you try restarting it??

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

1 year

Anthu opanda ndalamafe timakhala ndima business ideas achabe...😂

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Nthawi imafika yoti the matching Chitenje outfits with someone's daughter seem like the smartest decision you have ever made. When you reach that point, there is no turning back. You sit there picking colours and designs on Pinterest.. arguing about who is the best tailor 😍

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

2 years

I know the guy on the right He had intentions to marry my cousin and came kwathu kuzaonekera. My granny told everyone that mizimu sikuvomera and that's where it ended. My family was mad at my granny though; I wish she was alive to say "I knew it". Continue resting in peace Nana

@zodiakonline

Zodiak Online

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The police in Lilongwe last night arrested two men on allegations of swindling people of millions from their mobile money accounts.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

7 years

@bernardaugusti2 @Mar_Vinci @NonyeBiko WrittEn by ErnEst VincEnt Wright.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

10 months

Manchester United should start showing their full training on TV, the fans deserve to know what goes on at Carrington

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

Can we report this account for no reason at all??

@MBC_Digital247

MBC Digital

@MBC_Digital247

5 years

Mutharika plans to appeal court decision President Professor Arthur Peter Mutharika plans to appeal the court decision nullifying his 2019 elections victory, his spokesman told MBC on Wednesday. #Presidential Elections case

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

10 months

Having your own place is a huge flex mahn 😩

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

7 months

You can tell kuti awa Ku Ntchito kwawo kulibe zochita, jumping on every tweet and posting tweets every 10 seconds. Kenako pa CV adzalembe kuti "I led in the recovery of the Passport generation system, beating the President's given timeline by 75%" 🥱

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Goat Goat Soup

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Girlfriend mpaka pa graduation photos? What version of relationships are you guys doing? Ndipo girlfriend sakuyenera kukumana ndi amzako, adzakumana nawo pa bridal shower ngati ali serious. Chibwenzi osamangoonetsa kulikonse ngati nyau please

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

10 months

Malawian entrepreneurs, please stop hiring your girlfriends and side chicks in customer service positions...Mukutitukwanitsa! These people act so rude because amawaonera eni ake a company yomwe tikufunako service ko. 😩

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Whoelse is excited to see the Public Sector Reforms work??

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Suffix' lyrics require a strong intellectual mind to appreciate the creativity. Mukulimbana ndi Mbimbi amzanga

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

You ask me to retweet your pinned tweet, I do, then you go ahead and thank one tweep for retweeting your tweet over the 200+ that retweeted it??? Am I a Joke to You???

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Have y'all noticed how everyone around us is getting a malaria like fever and they're not getting diagnosed with malaria for the past 2 weeks??

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Racheal's Son

5 years

You people blaming UTM for MCP's probable loss, how many times has MCP lost an election since that real Nyau King of a president who went around carrying a dead cow's tail died? 5 times, 5 freaking times Was UTM there?? Ma rubbish! Carry your sixth L with pride please.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Will give my phone away to any lucky tweep if Malawi wins any game at the AFCON

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Chibwenzi mpaka 3 months?? Ndi chibale?

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

In Malawi that amount of money would only buy furniture in the office of the Minister of local government

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

I think Chisale analira mwachangu. Iyiyi ndi Nthawi yomwe amayenera kulira

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

I sent her a funny 6 minute video at 9:20 She replied at 9:22 with "🤣🤣🤣 koma zinthu zake" I am honestly not okay 😭

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Normalize using "Please" in your requests to people.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

7 months

Kodi Kuli ma Demo achani Sunday ngati Lero?

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Stopped arguing with people here when I realized that we argue with people who write supplementary exams at MAGU 🤧

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

Are those toilet seats??

@AupalEmmanuel

Aupal Emmanuel 🇺🇬

5 years

The team is warming up #NIC4UGCRANES #UGAMWI

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

8 months

That Magulu song is not nice

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

1 year

I went through your profile, trying to understand your level of comprehension, and honestly, I have more stimulating conversations with my German Shepherd than considering engaging with you.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

Banks requiring us to visit them physically to update an account is so retrogressive. It is 2019 for heaven's sake! How hard is it to create a link where one can upload all that information remotely?

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Who else stopped applying for jobs at One Acre Fund? 🤣🤣

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

The span of a presidential term in Malawi Year 1. Celebrating electoral victory Year 2: Making appointments and drafting agendas and development plans Year 3: Fighting critics and firing people Year 4 & 5: campaigning for the next election Nothing Doing

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

How big is your God?? Mine raises dry bones, he's a God of restoration and of several chances 🤩

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

growing up comes with some typa glow man... We were looking like beggars in Uni 😭😭😭

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

3 years

Nde ife titani??

@PreachGreatness

Ashworth

@PreachGreatness

3 years

Today I just feel like quoting "Nde ife titani?" on every useless and meaningless post

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

KFC yaku Blantyre imamveka mwa Chiwayachiwaya eeeeh 🤔🤔

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

11 months

Critiquing the Israel deal is very simple, but for many Malawian youths with whatever level of education & numerous responsibilities, it's a rare lifetime opportunity... even for those not in the current entourage. Being jobless when you have the qualifications is degrading 😩

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

This Joke has aged. Not funny anymore!

@zodiakonline

Zodiak Online

4 years

#ZBSNews Ras David Chikomeni Chirwa has arrived to present his papers with his mother who was his running mate last year. #NominationPapersPresentation #FPE

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

Ambuye Yesu or Ambuye Finale??

@PempheroMphande

Pemphero W Mphande

@PempheroMphande

5 years

@wandaman challenge done. Za BMW ambuye akonza.

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Racheal's Son

5 years

Nde akamati atumbuka ndi a Nzeru mudzikwiya a Yao ndi a Lomwe Inu. Vindere!

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Racheal's Son

3 years

The girl I promised to buy a ticket for Sand Music Festival blocked me Heaven works in mysterious ways 😂😂

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

I will use that tweet to negotiate a salary raise ndithu… Abwana anga sangalore kuti ine wantchito wawo ndizinyozeka chonchi pagulu

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

11 months

Y'all just make noise here kuti tidziwe kuti munapita Ku Bambino Pvt Schools and can speak the King's language, otherwise content zero. Ma Arguments anu olo essay ya Chevening simunakhonze. Ana opusa.

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

"No one is posting their failures on social media"... stop comparing yourself to other people ✊🏾

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Racheal's Son

5 years

Izizi ndizopanga anthu amene Ali ndi Passport.. Enafe tiyeni tizicheza za Jane Ansah apa.

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Racheal's Son

4 years

The standards some of you set on here speaks volumes about the frailties of your mental health "You can't categorize a 2006 BMW as a success" "You can't screenshot your own tweet and post it on WhatsApp" Eeh eh guys Chill with this your "my standards are universal" bullshit!

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

"ndikachotsa Pin yofupa ndekuti patsala 4pin. 5handz ya transport, 5 handz ya mogo & 3pin ya Gin"

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

1 year

A baba agula bakha A baba apha bakha A baba akugulitsa mapisi a bakha A baba akupanga ndalama pogulitsa bakha Malonda a mapisi a bakha ndi opindulitsa A baba ndi mmodzi mwa amalonda ang'ono ang'ono (SME)

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

5 years

Mom says she can't download photos on WhatsApp. Told her to give me the phone numbers she frequently chats with, exit all her groups and then wait for 6hrs while I resolve her issue on my laptop. I hope by then Mark Zuckerberg will have put his shit together. Mum's ICT guy 😎

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@flellah

Racheal's Son

4 years

Prison Break is a masterclass piece of art and that's not making comparisons to any of your favourite Tv series.

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