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@viccsart
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๐ซฅ | FREE PALESTINE ๐ต๐ธ
if you've been reading my 300k professor au, please clap for the art my lovely beta
@jackuntiljune
made for it ๐ญ blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold INDEED ๐ทโจ
Stede, a professor who specializes in pirate history, meets Ed, an art professor who creates love letters with his paintings. Is it any wonder that they're instantly captivated by each other?
Sound sweet ๐ฅบ?
@flagmeanssteph
wrote that shit!! Link below <3
we have been saying for months and MONTHS that weโre not ready for full-blown romantic leading man, knows-heโs-in-love, getting-his-damned-man-back stede wooing ed ON PURPOSE. and we were right
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BY THE WAY, ZHENG CALLING THE CREW "SOFT" AND THEN SAYING "NO OFFENSE" AND STEDE CHEERFULLY SAYS "NONE TAKEN"??? people have been calling stede soft his ENTIRE LIFE as an INSULT and now he is HAPPILY ACCEPTING IT AS A COMPLIMENT?? THAT'S GROWTH!!!!!!!!!!!
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hey can we fucking talk about "i know the odds of this finding you are slim. but so were the odds of us finding each other in the first place."
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btw stede meeting prince ricky and instantly cringing so hard at a man who's acting EXACTLY like he was when he first set sail? call that growth
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the teaser is just gonna be an uninterrupted 30 second shot of water and then the last 5 seconds are lucius suddenly breaking through the surface and gasping for air
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i am SO fucking sick about stede's "you're safe" at ed's bedside bc here's the thing. when stede was gone, the biggest threat to ed's life was HIMSELF. stede saying "you're safe" isn't just "you're alive" - it's "i won't let anyone hurt you again, including you"
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I cannot fucking believe that as I type this edward softhearted bad boy teach is sadly dreaming of marrying stede and wearing a pretty dress at the wedding
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just noticed on my 2387483th trailer watch that when ed says "no more booze, no more drugs, and no more stede" - that last bit is definitely a misdirect, "stede" sounds like it was spliced in. NO MORE BOOZE, DRUGS, AND WHAT, EDWARD?
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reminder that he's pining after s1 stede, which is the ONLY stede he knows, that absolutely hopeless frilly terrible fucking pirate he fell in love with when stede wasn't even TRYING to woo him. he doesn't even know. he doesn't even KNOW the stede that's coming for him now
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i want to personally thank rhys darby for improvising the "dollop of milk and seven sugars" line and singlehandedly giving rise to the fandom-wide headcanon that ed has an unstoppable sweet tooth and a deep-seated penchant for sugar and spice and everything nice
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"my heart beneath clouds breaks as the storm"
"an ages past haunts, mayhaps..."
"would that you [?] brave the new world?"
the DOODLE ๐ญ
stede bonnet are you really writing sad little love notes about your boyfriend on the edges of this map?? ๐ญ
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IT WAS SO FUCKING SICK OF THEM TO PULL OUT GNOSSIENNE NO. 5 FOR THE FIRST TIME WHEN STEDE GOT BACK TO THE REVENGE AND HAD TO FACE FIRSTHAND WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR HOME AFTER HE LEFT ED. I LITERALLY STARTED SHRIEKING "NO NO NO NO NO" AT MY TV
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no bc this doesnโt look like the way you hold someone you only just got back together with, this looks like the way you hold someone who youโve held before so you know very well exactly the way you fit together
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i would like to have a conversation about the season literally opening with stede dreaming of violently murdering izzy for selling them out to the english, and then later winding up saving his life EVEN AFTER HE BELIEVES IZZY KILLED THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE ๐ญ
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remember how devastating it was in s1 when ed wore more and more purple as he fell in love with stede, and then he was abandoned on the dock in front of a purple sky?
what if we don't see any purple with ed in s2--until they reconcile in front of another purple sunrise
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i still cannot believe stede was so oblivious that ed whacked him on the ass with a sword as an obvious flirt and next time stede was in a duel he did it to the other guy bc he just thought thatโs how you win and not that maybe ed โrun-me-throughโ teach had the hots for him
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on a less serious note, have y'all looked closely at this stunt. like WHAT is happening. ed barely even touches the guy he just goes flying for no fucking reason. he saw ed coming and said "oh, go fuck myself? right away sir i'm so sorry"
fucking crying at some of these crimes
"smart casual attire at formal function"
"unlicenced midwifery"
"excessive mirth"
"conspiracy theorist"
"PLAGIARISM" "IMPROPER CITATIONS" my man's been laughing in the phase of the APA style manual 7th edition
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me watching a teaser of a show about ed and stede being in love: OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THIS SEASON REALLY GONNA BE ABOUT THEM BEING IN LOVE????????????????????????
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i really fucking love that stede's romantic voiceover in the teaser continues even after ed's "fuck you, stede bonnet" ๐ญ the fuck you line could have easily been used as a record scratch that halts stede's declaration in its tracks, but instead it's like we hear him persevere
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@sorrysorrel
@drmartens
yours are also even cooler ๐ญ the eyelets?? what the fuck
@drmartens
the VERY least you could do is credit
@sorrysorrel
on your website and make good on your promise of the custom pair, though what you should actually do is provide compensation
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i keep being floored that all our headcanons and s2 speculations weren't just fucking delusion?? take the cravat - absolutely NOTHING in s1 explicitly said "cravat = love for stede", only we said that! but it was POINTEDLY absent from s2 until ed tried to die ๐ญ
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ed wants to have sex with stede so badly that thinking stede wasnโt waiting for him on the other side made his โpros to livingโ list obsolete. that is canon. itโs canon that ed wants to have orgasms with stede ๐
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LMAO FUCK ME I JUST REMEMBERED THAT LIKE 20% OF THE LINES IN THIS FUCKING SHOW ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE IMPROV AND NOW I'M FUCKING SICK WONDERING WHICH OF THE BITS THAT ARE MAKING ME CRAZY WERE COMPLETELY INVENTED IN THE MOMENT
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one of the most underrated lines in ofmd is oluwande saying he found jim by following a trail of twigs and jim says โiโve seen you get lost on the ship sometimesโ
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stedeโs romantic whispering in the teaser KILLS me bc itโs not about things ed does or what he gets from ed. โI love everything about you, being near you, breathing the same airโ - as if to say โjust to be close is enough, the proximity is all I need.โ thatโs SO LOVING IM GONNAโ
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rewatching the beginning of ep 6 and fucking cackling remembering that izzy canonically thinks ed and stede just FULLY fucked right in the middle of the deck that one night wkej;lkfje
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are we not gonna talk about the absolute hilarity of prince ricky saying he's banned from spanish jackie's bc he was TOO NOSY, and then proceeding to get his nose cut off next time he shows his face there
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if you feel agonized over how far away next thursday is just remember that ed is breathing and holding stede's hand until then ๐๐ฅน he's safe. they're gonna be all right.
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ed: hey, you know what i did this morning? bright and early?
izzy: made your boyfriend blush?
ed: ๐ mm ๐
he looks sooo fucking pleased w himself
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ed doing anything and everything he can to alienate the crew and make them hate him to externalize and manifest all the hatred he feels for himself :) ed trying to make everyone else hate him so he doesn't risk anyone loving and leaving him again :) im fine
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i jump when characters call ed "eddie" - we've heard it so far this season it from hornighost, anne, and izzy (mockingly). it's giving big "nickname reminiscent of a time ed was powerless and scared" energy and i don't think it's an accident we're hearing it now
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jesus fucking christ all this time we spent wishing theyโd gone back for more and it turns out ed was stealing kisses at every fucking opportunity. like he was still making sure it was real. like he was afraid each time might be the last, and in the end he was proven right ๐ญ
๐ดโโ ๏ธEllie ๐ดโโ ๏ธ #OFMD ๐ง๐ฝโ #IWTV era ๐ง๐ผ
Hold on. Wait! Stop everything!
If there was a second kiss on the beach, there was ALSO a second kiss in this scene.
Stede has a drop of spit on his lower lip (sorry for the bad recording) but if you check it on your screens, oh that's a spit drop there
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ok holy SHIT,
@sightetsound
requested to print and hand-bind a copy of sapphires as a gift for me, and it arrived today, and i am fucking FLOORED ๐ญ first at the amazing craftsmanship, second at the staggering kindness, and third at the fucking size of this thing ๐ณ
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hello all, i've been sort of avoiding talking about this on the tl, but here is your official announcement: i am in fact writing a full-blown sapphires sequel, and it will in fact be illustrated by
@viccsart
, and i am in fact terrified of how long this one will be too โ๏ธ
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my favorite thing about all the new content is that I still have no fucking clue what the hell ed and stedeโs interactions look like this season. when do they see each other for the first time?? do they get separated? repeatedly?? do they fight together? do they fight each other?
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btw glad we were completely right in our hilarious prediction that ed was just gonna straight up somehow SWIM DOWN, FIND HIS LEATHERS, AND CHANGE BACK INTO THEM UNDER-FUCKING-WATER bc that's david jenkins' world ๐
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absolutely what the fuck was the purpose of this shot if not to show us the SUBTLEST of tiny chest heaves after stede says "i'm your captain" while ed looks up at him with the BIGGEST FUCKING STUNNED, TURNED ON BEDROOM EYES I'VE EVER SEEN
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fucking crying at some of these crimes
"smart casual attire at formal function"
"unlicenced midwifery"
"excessive mirth"
"conspiracy theorist"
"PLAGIARISM" "IMPROPER CITATIONS" my man's been laughing in the phase of the APA style manual 7th edition
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itโs been almost 2 months and iโm still thinking about ao3 user beef_cake and their comments on my fic. who are they. do they know how much i love them
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boyfriend: ok so... WHY the snails
me: well it started with just one meme but there's been a lot of drama lately and i think everyone was just really aching for something silly and lighthearted to latch onto
boyfriend: have they considered watching the show?
damn drag us
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btw these two were about to fucking DANCE before ned low interrupted them, and for taking that away from us, i too feel he deserved to die
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i'm sorry hold up. are they offering a FOUR HUNDRED DOUBLOON reward for ed's capture??? jim was OUTRAGED that their ONE MURDER wasn't worth "at least a thousand doubloons" WHO'S LOWBALLING ED'S CRIMES??
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*wakes up in a cold sweat* david jenkins heard โthis womanโs workโ and saw the reunion scene so vividly that it had the power to recontextualize the song in perhaps the showโs most powerful musical moment so far.
what else has he been listening to. iโm terrified.
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ok HONESTLY that tattoo looks old af. I feel like if it was a breakup tattoo theyโd have made it look more like fresh ink. so I donโt think โtrust no oneโ was about stede, I think he got this tattoo years ago and weโre seeing it bc now he feels like the words were right all along
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matt is SO FUCKING SWEET, I gave him a โcrew for lifeโ bracelet and he looked like he was gonna cry ๐ฅบ he said he never imagined the show becoming this big or special to ppl & heโs blown away by the community weโve formed around it. he loves us and said โyou guys are the showโ ๐
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just hit me that s2 is just going to be full-blown fanfic. I cannot wait to watch david jenkinsโ 4-hour post-s1 canon era reunion fix-it fic (rating: explicit) (tags: angst, romance, fluff, mutual pining, light violence, reunion, crying during sex)
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ever since i realized he's going down on the knee with the brace i have not stopped thinking about the very genuine, very REAL AND PLAUSIBLE possibility that jenkins actually wrote a fucking knee massage into the script for these motherfuckers and i am feeling INSANE about that
ed gently telling the latch โitโs not your fault youโre broken. you didnโt break you.โ
ed telling the bunny โyouโll always be safe with me.โ
hey have you ever cried over ed telling everyone else all the things he needs to hear himself
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HBO IS ACTUALLY PROMOTING THIS SHOW AND EVERYONE ON MY TL IS GETTING EMOTIONAL ABOUT HOW SPECIAL THIS SHOW IS AND HOW MUCH THEIR LIVES HAVE CHANGED BC OF THIS SHOW AND THE PEOPLE THEY'VE MET THROUGH IT AND I WASN'T PREPARED TO CRY TODAY ๐ญ
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i think we moved on too quickly from the canonical confirmation that stede has been MOANING "ed, oh, ed" in his sleep. that man is so ready to fuck
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it's like the max interns forgot they were supposed to be releasing snippets and teasers and ofmd tweets slowly over the past few weeks and tomorrow their boss is coming in to check their work and they're like OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
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