If I ever became a billionaire, I would buy all the rights to Netflix so I could re-edit Season 2 of Bridgerton. And then I would replace all of Colin's boring Greece anecdotes with quotes from Alexis in Schitts Creek.
Had to make this into a gif, so you can tell when I'm making an innuendo online.
Jonathan Bailey, thank you for doubling your entredres. You truly are a gift.
"I did not ask for any of it, Kate."
This is why Kate is a better person than me. If one of my sisters made a comment like that, I would be reciting every word back to them, verbatim and with timestamps where necessary.
One thing we don't talk about enough is how Anthony - the head of the family's finances - snaps at Colin because he took out a large chunk of money to invest in some wackadoodle finance scheme, and the rest of the family was like, "Relax, it's probably fine".
I love how in this scene, Kate doesn't even have to do anything. Anthony implies something vaguely sexual, and because she doesn't immediately object, he gets this wild-eyed little tongue poke thing going on. Mentally, he's already devouring her. Complete lunatic.
The fucking attitude Tim gives Hawk, when he has to repeat the word "milk" at the bar.
"Yeah, asshole. It's called dairy, ever heard of it?"
#fellowtravelers
@AO3_Status
Well, joke's on those hackers, because now I'm going to read the gayest smut I can find, out of sheer spite.
AO3, you have all done amazing today. Thanks for the updates!
Infertility storylines are lazy-ass writing. Give me a S3 storyline where Newton is dognapped and Anthony goes full John Wick for 3 episodes send tweet.
I'm sick of all this anti-Simone/anti-Nicola rhetoric. Comrades, let us unite together to celebrate these two amazing women, and together we can join forces to take down the real enemy. The Wig Department.
We all know that Anthony enlisted Mr Dorset to distract Kate during the races. But did you know, it was Colin who enlisted Mr Dorset to distract Kate at the boating lake, purely for the joy of turning his brother absolutely feral?
When Kate is berating him for wanting to call off the wedding, and he just lets her go off, with this look on his face like "If this woman doesn't stop talking, I'm going to snap and then I will not be held responsible for any of my horny actions".
Remember how Book!Edwina was so relieved when Kate married Anthony, because she'd secretly been carrying all this pressure to marry well and save her family, and Kate felt guilty for not realising it sooner?
That. That was the characterisation I wanted.
A phonecall with my mother, (aged 75).
Mum: "I cancelled audible and got Netflix instead."
Me: "Really?"
Mum: "Yes. And I watched the first episode of Bridgerton."
Me: "Oh. Okay." *internal screaming*
Mum: "*with characteristic innocence*...there are lots bums, arenโt there?"
Every morning I say to myself, "Today is the day I'm going to be more like Jonathan Bailey. I'm going to be smiley & support the people around me. I'm going to find joy in life." And then by 10am, I'm already done with the human race and want to walk into the sea.
In the office today. My boss out here judging me for liking Bridgerton, like he wasn't crying in the toilets two days ago because a ball didn't go in a net. Whatever, James.
@RhodeToLove
I picture Jonny and Matt's partners sitting at home, watching them on tv and getting mani/pedis.
"Thank you for letting us borrow Jonny for the evening."
"Oh no, please. I need to get him out of the hotel. It's the only time I get to have a bubble bath undisturbed."
I like to think that Matt dropped Jonny off at the airport, and said "Promise you won't write". Then the pair of them laughed liked wounded hyenas, and Jonny nearly missed his plane.
The best part about this is that Anthony doesn't even shave himself. He has a valet to do that for him. Which makes me think he doesn't want anybody to be around him, ever.
The way Jonathan Bailey can wear all-white to a fancy dinner and not spill anything on himself already makes him a better person than me.
#GoldenGlobes2024
99.9% of people in the Bridgerton fandom are nice and respectful to each other, but then there's like 0.01% who pick fights for no reason and I really think we would all benefit if y'all would just smoke some weed.
@AnthonyxKathani
Haha, remember when she was like, "[Kate and Anthony] have been so good at hiding their true feelings from the rest of the world..." Gurl, they were not good, at all. You should have gone to Specsavers.
If you ever bully someone via DM - regardless as to whether or not it relates to Bridgerton - just go ahead and delete me now. I have no time for you.
Cheers.
Congratulations to the nominees for BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR in a LIMITED SERIES or MOVIE MADE FOR TELEVISION.
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For all the newbs in the fandom calling me an "Anthony apologist", I would like to reiterate that I would never apologise for Anthony's behaviour. He is a dumb, emotionally-inept slut, and I mock him constantly. Perversely, that's also why he's my favourite character.
Oof, he was delighted.
He didn't know who she was, and he didn't know where she came from. In fact, up until that point, Anthony wasnโt even 100% certain that this mystery woman was even a genuine member of the Ton.
Someone taking time out of their day to criticise one of my Bridgerton memes for not being "historically accurate" is peak Internet. Ma'am, you're 100% right, I'm so sorry, let me take it down.
#2
. Lucy and Hawk divorce in the 70's, Jackson & Kimberly find out their father is gay. Despite their support, Hawk can't seem to drag his miserable carcass out the closet just yet. So the now-grown Fuller children embark on a mission to find help from the mysterious "Skippy".