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Cell

Le African Gooner

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Keep or Sell? 🐙 🇬🇭

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President-Elect Toguro

@PresidentToguro

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Millie Bobby Brown is 13 in this Pic, and Drake is out here hanging with her on a boat

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“Why don’t you two come up here and tell the whole class what is QUITE so funny”

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Tough second leg coming up for the Queen

The Royalists

@TheRoyalistsUK

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15 Prime Ministers. 1 Queen.

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“This ones on fifa”

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Big day for Rodrigo de Paul’s proud dad, Sean

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Quality

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Billy Carpenter

@billycarpy

3 months

POV: you're down two goals in the second leg of a Champions League tie and your opponent rolls out this mid-block

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All right lads, holiday is it? I'm out here on my own having a MENTAL time.... can I have a beer?

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Benvenuto Scott!

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Oh my god

USSR Pictures

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19-year-old Vladimir Putin during judo training, Leningrad, 1971

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Hitler’s doctor:

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4 years

He looks like all of The Strokes at once

Fábio Silva

@Silva_Fabio

4 years

Hi Ho Wolverhampton 🐺

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Crack Grealish

Rudy Galetti

@RudyGaletti

5 months

🚨👀 Many 🇪🇺 clubs are interested in Jota #Silva : #Benfica follow him closely, #Brighton , #Fulham and #WestHam , in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, have the 🇵🇹 player in their sights, as well as some 🇮🇹 teams. 💰 The #VitoriaSC LW - 15 goals and 7 assists this season so far - has a €20m release clause.

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He looks like all of the Inbetweeners at once

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4 months

Happy Birthday Carlo Ancelotti! 🎂

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Commentator at 15s

World Athletics Hub

@wldathleticshub

3 months

🤯🤯🤯 🎥 Watch Sasha Zhoya’s extraordinary recovery after stumbling out of the blocks and coming to a complete standstill, to qualify for the 110mH final at the French Championships. Absolutely Crazy 🤯 📸 @FFAthletisme

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THATS FIR YOU YA SPECCY WEE CUNT

Telegraph Football

@TeleFootball

11 months

John McGinn scores and does the goal celebration dedicated to his nephew who needs goggles to play football 😎 #TelegraphFootball | #AVLFUL

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Hope they get rid of this book reading nerd for the champions league final so I get to hear Rio Ferdinand bellowing “HE’S DA SOUL SNATCHA!!”

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

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"They are the best run club in Italy over the last 8 years" @JamesHorncastle outlines what makes this Atalanta side so special ✨ 📺 Watch the #UELfinal live on @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

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John Percy

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#nffc transfer news - Jonjo Shelvey is close to joining Turkish club Rizespor on loan after unhappy spell at Nottingham Forest. Emmanuel Dennis also likely to move to Turkish Super Lig before Friday’s deadline

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Where did they sign him from, Soundcloud?

Squawka Live

@Squawka_Live

2 years

17-year-old Isak Hansen-Aarøen is part of Manchester United's matchday squad for the first time. 🦋

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9 months

Looks like they did here tbf

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9 months

Imagine these 4 playing in the same team 😍

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Most people put a cross in the box, but I put a tick in the box. Why? It’s more positive

Jake Humphrey

@mrjakehumphrey

3 months

Even if you don’t want to vote for you, vote for your children. Vote for their children. Vote for everyone else. Just ask yourself - which party leaves us in a better place as a nation in 4 years time. And put a tick in the box.

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3 years

Yer teacher, old Sergio, has told me you’ve been fuckin slackin off a wee bit in yer castanets lessons, is that right? We cannae be havin that MATE

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He looks like how De Zerbi would make himself in a video game

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5 months

🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Ajax have announced Francesco Farioli as their new manager.

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9 months

Absolutely creasing at Konate ripping that fans cap off and chucking it away

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I don’t actually eat dinner, I have what I like to call a “night lunch”

Adam Hurrey

@FootballCliches

5 months

Gary Neville definitely keeps an eye on the plates being brought out of the kitchen in a restaurant so he can say "this is ours, I think"

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2 years

Rose West:

Si Lloyd

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2 years

Fred's having one of those nights, I'm afraid

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Credit to the MOTD editor here for picking out Wayne Hennessey either side of the minutes silence for Holocaust Memorial Day

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Peter Drury pre-match hype voice:

Taylor Swift

@taylorswift13

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The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and

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Yeah that’ll be it

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SPORTbible

@sportbible

2 years

Antony: "Dribbling was always something inside me. It was a natural instinct. I refused to bow my head to anyone. I would elastico the drug dealers. Rainbow the bus drivers. Nutmeg the thieves. I really did not give a f***." Quote of the week... 🤯

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Ange Postecoglou has transformed everything about Celtic, but the biggest has to be the conversion of Jota from Portuguese to Australian

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“Wow. Guys? Andorra, wow”

Mail Sport

@MailSport

1 year

🚨 BREAKING: Gareth Southgate set to walk after Euros and FA could even try to lure Pep Guardiola ✍️ @SamiMokbel81_DM READ MORE:

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Solksjaer also didn’t eat. “That’s Alex Ferguson’s food” the Norwegian revealed. “I could never eat the gaffer’s dinner. Just floor crumbs for me”

utdreport

@utdreport

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When #mufc ’s squad went out for dinner during a night off in Perth on the the pre-season tour, Mason Greenwood stayed in, simply because he believes he has a lot to do yet before he can be properly considered a first-team player #mulive [ @TelegraphDucker , telegraph]

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Richarlison has been suspended from the Labour Party

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RICHARLISON: "It is a basic right to have food on the table, healthcare, education and housing. I position myself in support and show my indignation for a minimum of dignity and equality for all the Brazilians that did not have the same type of luck as I did"

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Ligue 1 English

@Ligue1_ENG

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ANDRÉ AYEW SCORES HIS FIRST GOAL FOR LE HAVRE 🇬🇭⚽

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Kyle Walker caught in two minds there, what with it being Mother’s Day

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Lee Carsley is only refusing to sing the anthem as he has a beautiful, haunting, even smoky falsetto that will make grown men weep

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CentreGoals.

@centregoals

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🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Ter Stegen, Pedri, Araujo, Raphinha and De Jong are Barcelona's captains for the 2024/25 season. 🔵🔴✅

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Can he SAY that !?? 😱🤯👩‍🦽‍➡️🕳️

Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

6 months

damn you, auto-correct... 🎤 Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer now playing only on Netflix

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Local barbers in east bristol has added a photo of … Adrian Chiles

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I mean

JJ Bull

@jj_bull

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@StringerEndo Please tell me why I’m the most BrewDog person to have ever existed

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Yer da gets his hair cut in big tescos

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Emma Sanders

@em_sandy

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Carla Ward on Bristol City: "Are we favourites? We’re bottom of the league! No, listen, there’s always pressure. We have to make sure we apply ourselves in the same way. Everyone knows what we need to do. This is a must-win game. We need to go out there to try to win the game."

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Imagine the panic spreading through the studio in this moment

West Ham United

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"Please don't score more goals" 😂 Paolo Di Canio had a message for Jarrod on @SkySport after equalling his record goals tally in a #PL season ⚒️

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Pele’s favourite goal wasn’t caught on camera, so they did a computer simulation of it. Naturally, being based off Pele’s description it’s stone cold, Jay from the Inbetweeners, bullshit

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7 years

Young Jürgen travels through time to help his older self solve future crimes in the brand new German TV hit "Time Klopp"

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2 years

Looking at Bristol postcodes:

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Accidental Lampardian transition

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Waiters at the all-you-can eat buffet:

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They thought Casemiro was finished. 🥱

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“I miss yer maw son”

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Big Limmy’s Eccied Da energy from David Moyes after winning the Conference League x

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Going to be the first player to fail a medical because he’s got nits

Sky Sports News

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1 year

BREAKING: Harry Kane will be flying to Munich today for Bayern medical 🛫🚨

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaahha

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He’s signing for Arsenal

WarFrontline

@WarFrontline

1 year

Putin flees🐥

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A tiny act of solidarity that has gone unnoticed: Garth Crooks did not pick a team of the week

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Cmann now, ye’ve got to feel the rain on your skin! Sure, no-one else can feel it for you

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Remarkable choice from Crooksy

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THE campest Garth Crooks moment?

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Banjo string, 4-6 weeks

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Pronouncing Shoezone like it’s Italian

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10 months

Calling these Nike Air Strikes

Darren Rovell

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This Sunday against the Raiders, various people within the Vikings organization will be supporting Israel on their feet. Kicker Greg Joseph’s cleats and sneakers that will be worn by the Wilfs and team CEO Andrew Miller. Custom designed by @stadiumck .

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This is like Frank Lampard’s response to 9/11

Sam Coates Sky

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Also, 🔥Liz Truss’s autobiography extracts have just dropped … and it’s clear it’s going to be an absolute banger In this tiny extract the Queen dies - and Truss is moved to ask “Why me?”

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Won’t take long

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Oh so you’re a boomer who mistakenly thinks you fought in the Second World War? That’s cute - you absolute rube, you tiny baby. Check this shit out:

Ed Campbell

@edcmpbl

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Leicester is the one least white places in the UK so I went to ask them about immigration

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City Report

@cityreport_

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Stephen Ireland: "We played Barca in pre-season, I was the best player on the pitch by a country mile. Messi was playing. 4/5 times I read his passes, intercepted them. I went round him. I gave him the eyes and went a different way. It was really cool to be out there with him."

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Found this ‘traitors dartboard’ of iraq war critics The Sun made in 2003 – and had entirely forgotten about ... Robert Pires

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Severian

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This could be you if you did trades instead of going to uni

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“Mark my words, Jesse Lingard” mused Crooks. “during MY career, the only ‘milly rock’ I was concerned with was young Millicent Rockworth, a striking debutante to whom I was pitching woo. The only ‘fancy footwork’ I was working on was dancing the jitterbug at our local speakeasy”

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Nathan Ake’s full name is Nathaniel Accumulator

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Chelsea coaching staff teaching Jackson the offside rule at half-time

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Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

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Jamie Vardy is absolutely mad isn’t he?

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Irish Independent Sport

@IndoSport

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Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg called on Antonio Conte to be “more precise” in his criticism of Tottenham’s players

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Got my ticket through for Forest at Ashton Gate – but as I live in Bristol I’m getting sinister threats from City’s Postmen Ultras. Royal Mail must condemn

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@Oletrain

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Qatari's ownership in UK : - Olympic village, London - The Shard - Harrods - Heathrow Airport - Credit Suisse Office, London - Canary Wharf Group - Royal Dutch Shell - Sainsbury - Knightsbridge Take your deluded woke activism somewhere else because we are all feeling Qatari.

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4 years

🤝DONE DEAL🤝

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

4 years

Manchester United captain Harry Maguire has been transferred from Mykonos to Syros in a police vehicle after an incident on Thursday night

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Unlucky, I wrote about Alf Inge Haaland having sex with his wife in November 1999

Stuart Brennan

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I can confidently say I was the first journalist to write about Erling Haaland, as I did a piece for the MEN about him being born, back in 2000. Here we are, 21 years on, and I'm writing about him joining City. #MCFC

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Have to get this guy in the Barclays. Imagine him banging one in from 30 yards, Peter Drury screaming his name

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10 months

Any club signing an Italian player at the moment needs a new stage of the medical: leaving them in a BetFred for 30 minutes

Talk Forest TV

@TalkForestTv

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Forest are eyeing a 34 million double deal for juventus pair Federico Gatti and Andrea Cambiaso. New castle and Villa are reportedly interested as well. #nffc source tuttojuve

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Always class when a guy sounds exactly like you think he will

Sky Sports Football

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Tony Stewart on Rotherham's search for their next manager.

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Chloe Schlosberg

@ChloeSchlosberg

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I asked @jeremycorbyn who he’d sit by at an Arsenal game - @piersmorgan or @Keir_Starmer - his answer… “When I go to watch Arsenal, I sit with my sons”.

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Wait until my mum finds out about Will Still

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One of the sad parts of football without fans is that the cameras can’t pick out any crying children

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1 year

Imagine if it turns out this is what Zelensky has been blowing the money on

Shaun Walker

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1 year

Ukraine random: Carlsberg “Robbie Fowler 00-01 away edition” bizarrely on sale in every local shop in Odesa and Mykolaiv

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City Xtra

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1 year

Breaking: Arsenal are interested in #ManCity 's Joao Cancelo. [via @Matt_Law_DT ]

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Unreal, could not be a more perfect photo

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CentreGoals.

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4 months

🚨🚨| VAR decision shown and explained to the fans on the screen. [📸 @RobHarris ]

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Winner has to fight the three remaining stages of grief

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Lautaro Martinez managing to fuck this up too

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How long is his fuckin arm

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Nottingham Forest

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10 months

Arriving for day one 🤝

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Jordan Henderson

@JHenderson

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Football is a game for everyone. No matter what. #RainbowLaces

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🎙Mig Delaney Mig Mig Delaney You‘re in twitter beefs Often, daily🎙

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Bold* call from the commentator to claim that “maybe, just maybe” Bobby Charlton affected this result from the afterlife *insane

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My fingertips are holding onto The Captain Tom Foundation And I know that I should let go But I caaarn't

Metro

@MetroUK

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BREAKING: The Captain Tom Foundation is set to be closed down following a series of financial scandals as his daughter Hannah-Ingram Moore fights to keep her controversial spa complex.

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