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@filwephilemon
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2 years
1st selfie of the year. 🙃
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@filwephilemon
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Hello 27!!! 🥳🥳🍾🍾
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@filwephilemon
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Woke up this morning, and my skin said “Ra ba nyesa today!” 🍯
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@filwephilemon
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Growing up, all I ever wanted was to get a job that makes me happy, drive a pretty car, marry the man of my dreams and have the most beautiful family… Eseng masepa a kea tsogellang everyday. 😒
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@filwephilemon
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Are men aware that there are OTHER men who find their woman equally attractive and try to pursue her on a regular basis? And she chooses you EVERY TIME? Ekare le itebetse. 🗣️
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Kgosi nyana wateng o montle gore. Lenna nka ipona ke kgoname, are “mfazi letha sebono” ebe kere “yebo baba” 🥹🤭
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Tell him he’s not the father. 6 people know already. Its only a matter of time before he finds out from them. ❤️
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@Palesa_Mols @Ntebo_Mo You can see its about to rain, but you leave jabu to carry on working, now he's wet and you want to offer him tea? The disrespect started with you...
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@filwephilemon
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5 years
I can barely concentrate on what he's saying. Modimo!!!! 😍📦 #DuduzaneZuma
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@filwephilemon
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2 years
You ladies that are borrowing your men di picanto le di kwid tsalona. Your men are clocking bo ma 140 on the highway with that thing. 😭 I saw one flashing a mini off the highway. 😭
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@filwephilemon
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2 years
For all my girlies who can’t say anything because their men are in here popping their gums. ❤️
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@filwephilemon
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3 years
To more happiness, money and love. To 26!! 🎉🥂
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@filwephilemon
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4 years
@SissGugu dad is a taxi owner, so I assumed because he's a owner everyone would know where he lived. I got onto the taxi and said "papaka are ong folose ko gae" and the driver said "kante o ngwana Mandela gore nna ke itsi kwalona ke kae" everyone laughed & I started crying. 😭
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@filwephilemon
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2 years
Just check her location… 🙃
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Oats the GOAT.
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@filwephilemon
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I'm looking for any company or anyone who can supply the following by Monday or ASAP. -Paper towels x1k -1ltr Chlorine bleach x5k -1ltr liquid bleach x5k -Hypochlorite x5k -1ltr Chlorinating sanitiser x5k -1ltr liquid solution x5k Please dm me or call 079 134 4811 Thanks 🌸
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O jewa ke eng ?
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@filwephilemon
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2 years
Nna I’ve welcomed spring. Whether it’s here or not. 🙃
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@filwephilemon
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4 years
@DumiCarl 😭 you cant just upload your fav pics anymore. You need to plan your uploads and your "tiles have to be aesthetically pleasing"... too much effort for a few likes.
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@officialYFMS Bathong!! I hope people don't ignore your sister or your mom like this one day. I really hope they help them. ❤️ - check your heart.
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@Troniiq_Sithole Am i the only one who didn't understand what the bus story and her "caring for his education" had to do with the whole situation? 😂
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@filwephilemon
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2 years
This celebration is more about bagging a belt while working, raising kids, paying black tax, juggling finances in this economy and a whole lot more. ❤️
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UNISA graduation ceremony is a vibe 🥂🎉 #MakingEducationFashionable 🎓
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Eseng bo Leruo ka di mpandlane. 💔
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@AlexandraWade_ Attention yone tota ruri la e rata. 🙄
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@SipeZulu Ke imetswe. 😭😭 plz!
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@filwephilemon
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@SissGugu When he eventually dropped me off, he found my dad at the gate, and my dad made him give me my my taxi fare back 😂
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@filwephilemon
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6 years
@ThatBoiSyd @CassperNyovest Same!! 😂 And it's amazing. 😍
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@filwephilemon
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3 years
Rona we are gorgeous girls hey, don’t know ‘bout y’all… 💅🏼
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@filwephilemon
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6 years
@BhunganeMousse At your big age? Haibo mkhulu...
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@filwephilemon
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2 years
Emie Numes solo exhibition - When thoughts attack me. 🎨👩‍🎨
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@filwephilemon
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@TboozeSA While the rest of us get "I'll wait for you in the car" 😭😭 some women are really God's favs.
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@filwephilemon
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3 years
Happiness phambili. Inxaki emva…
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@filwephilemon
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2 years
Ere ke le tlatse. 🙃❤️
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2 years
No ways. My new haircut!! 🥺🤌🏽 Ke sexy gore!!
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3 years
Midrand people…. Please don’t jog ON the road. We can’t be dodging you and potholes. Now we have to be mindful of the traffic and your kiss kiss? Hai… 🚶🏽‍♀️
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2 years
Gorgeous girls weekly check in. 🙃
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@MrSkota @ntsikimazwai bathong ausi, o montle yang ha o tlhapile.. O itlwaetse metsi tlhe. ❤️
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The whole of Midrand needs to put on their fake sneakers and take all that energy they use to jog mo tseleng, to the N1 on Monday. Klaar! 💀
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#EghbaliOut!
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“Ngihlala ePolofields BITCH” Meanwhile at Polofields:
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@filwephilemon
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@Candee_Leigh He kept eating my snacks!! 😭 he was on some health tip & would say no everytime I offered. The next day my snacks would be gone... he'd eat them while I was sleeping. 💀
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2 years
@EMMS_MASH Its not even about what you offer. Its just about maintaining the relationship, because she’s trying to do the same by choosing you.
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@filwephilemon
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10 months
LMAO!! after spending the entire 2023 trying to lose weight. Ke tlo slimisiwa ke bolwetsi ka December. This life really no balance. 😩
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@filwephilemon
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5 years
I won't even try argue or correct you. O bua masepa. 😒
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@Mmakgosidarling @MohaleMotaung_ Aowa. People have beeen telling her that she’s pretty. A time main switch he a nyaka.
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Good morning to the 2017 BMW drivers with 3 bedroom apartments. ❤️
@eNCA
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Another 50 basis point hike is on the cards. The central bank's Monetary Policy Committee meets on Thursday to discuss interest rates. The repurchase rate is currently at 7.75 percent, with the interest rate at 11.25 percent. #DStv4O3 #eNCA #QuestionThinkAct
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@filwephilemon
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@YangaTamz That "nithi nizomthatha" sets them off!!! Yerrrr, they go wild once they hear that. It's as if they're about to die. 😂😂😂
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@filwephilemon
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3 years
Honey glazed!!. 🙃
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@filwephilemon
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@yamkela_mbabama "tough times never last, only tough people last"... Haibo!!!! 🔥🔥😭💀
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@Sipho_Says Ekare o romilwe toilet paper e 1 le paraffin.
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@filwephilemon
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A pretty girl, with a pretty smile. 🙃
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@Charlee_Hustle_ O thoma go re tlapela yanong. ❤️
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@filwephilemon
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@IlovuJust And this tweet shows exactly why they did that. ❤️🙃
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@filwephilemon
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@pontsho_mp
Pontsho Malatji
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A picture of you smiling ❤🥺
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@LeratoMolele @uShamase Sesi... palama di thaba tsa gago o tlogele go bua thata. ❤🙂
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@filwephilemon
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2 years
Being a woman that stays alone really makes you think you can do everything yourself. Why did I think I could drive myself to the ER at 23:00 at night while on the verge of dying?! 😭
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@filwephilemon
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Everytime I listen to Simmy, I just picture what a fairytale my wedding day would be is she performed. Dear future husband. Even if she sings 1 song at the home affairs office while we sign…abeg! 😭
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@SissGugu This lady had bought large Romans pizza, so the box was resting on the other passengers lap, guy kept complaining that it was burning his thighs, the lady asked "so ore ke ire byang", the guy kept quiet, when he got off he tipped the box and the lady's entire pizza flew out.
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@filwephilemon
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@Livy17Nk Our age mates are living their best lives with men who are financing their lives, rona we’re busy working! 💔
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@Edson_jr_Mowale @ntsikimazwai Please accept our sincere apology wena chief justice Zondo!, 😭😒
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@Andile46466193 @Palesa_Mols Seriously... There wouldn't have been a need for that tea had he not worked in the rain.
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@filwephilemon
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Blew my hair out for brunch today but the wind was not having it 🙃💔
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@filwephilemon
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Yoh…. I want this top so badly, mare mokhaba is not coming to the party! 😭💔
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@filwephilemon
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@AntagoniZt_ Definitely the 3 wisemen... Men who come bearing gifts? Blessers of note. 💀
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@filwephilemon
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Yep… especially days after the birthday. People asking you how it feels to be a year older… Every question reminding you of how you haven’t achieved what you want and the clock is just ticking.
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lewis HIMilton 🦦
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is post-birthday depression a thing?
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Anybody asking for seafood ko Mafikeng deserves exactly what they’re getting. Di kankrapa tsako lotlamoreng. 💀
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Good morning guys Please help me report @ProteaHotels Mahikeng for crimes against a beautiful black boy from the township, I asked for seafood pasta and this is what they served me 😭😭😭 Ndihlukumezekile 😩
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@kwasialine @iamcardib Nobody has time for Cardi B sis... It's dizemba. The only people we need rn are Maphorisa & Kabza 😂
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@CalvinDuncan17 It literally looks like he just threw a bunch of words together and called it a day. 😂 😂
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@kevinsworld_sa "Ere ho bolele nna, ke khopela ho bolela batho ba modimo... TSHWANE EMFEITSI!! 🗣️ A QUEEN!!! 😂 😂 😂 👑
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At this point, y’all need to let us know if ANC e jele chelete ya letsatsi. 😭😤
@tWeatherSA
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🔴 BREAKING: EARLY FORECAST SUGGESTS ANOTHER COLD FRONT TO HIT GAUTENG ON SUNDAY!!!
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@ttshegom Bathong babes. Gate hao febe, hao febe... Ke Kom kyk. 💀
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Bathong… I’m so cute. 😭😭
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3 years
My face. 😭😭🥺🥺
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Top of the morning! 🙃🌻
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@nondumisong Yep. Im 9 km’s less. That time, the R21 is also just ruining my car with the bad road and stone chips everyday. 💔 But I still won’t move. 💀
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@finesse_gugu @Anele I dont know sis. I just received this call and thought it would be best to try and find her
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3 years
Hey Friday. 😉
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Twitter needs to bring back fleets!! 🙃
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You are in for disappointment sis, Rustenburg men are the bottom... kere seretse sa gemere 😭
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Taxi tsa go ya Rustenburg le di tshwara kae from PTA?
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Because imama must look cute at all times. 🤌🏽
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@mgabadiya1 ..........yet.
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@Lungii_T And why does a 16k serum, need gentle magics help?? 🥲
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this life no balance. Just love your person & play your part. If things go south, keep it moving… dithaka tsage di mo emetse kopele.
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T S O N G A K I N G 🤴🏾
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Guys how do you feel about lifting a partner financially and later they leave you for someone else?
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@GirlTalkZA Ladies!!!!!! Yellow sub has come through for yall!!!!! 😭😭😭💀💀💀 #GirlzTalkZa
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@blwdfc0821 @thorisobodibe @pelo_hle Or.... when he finally says hi, the girl no longer wants him because he was busy acting cool, tryna show me that he's interacting with other girls. 🙃
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@filwephilemon
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And this is why parents, must date other parents. 💀
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@Lisa_S1 Everything... He probably smells amazing as well. 😂😭
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@filwephilemon
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3 years
What’s a Friday without a smile. 🌻🙃
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@filwephilemon
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2 years
Basadi ba tsoswa ka di cuddles, rona… We’re woken up by lakers game commentary & “baby tlao bone the King wetsang” 06:00 am 🥲
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- Staying with a cheating man because “he comes home to me” - Harassing the other woman when you find out he’s cheating - Resorting to being with a married man because “it’s less stressful & more fun”
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What's embarrassing for a grown WOMAN to still be doing? 🤔
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Le phela botlhoko shame… I’m all for smuggling gin and wings. We’ll buy some sprite to dash and astros for dessert. 😭
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Smile, Monday’s aren’t that bad. 🙃
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Another day at work. Another day yoku hlukumezeka emphefumlweni. 🙃 But I atleast look cute even though my lashes weren’t willing to cooperate.
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@itsmanjobruh Yho. Being this girls friend must be torture... Being her hype man and shouting yebo every 2 mins. You can't even groove in peace. 💔😩
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@luxy_96
Gontse
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Setswana during sex is a No No
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@unclevuzi What kind of concert is this? 😂 And what happened to The wizard of Oz and Cinderella???
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@Michel_Risto Oi... That shit looks so dangerous man. Looks like it'll explode at the first pull.
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Too approachable & is the life of the party. Ake batle monna wa go tlwaelwa.
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Brian M.
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Pettiest reason you won’t date somebody?
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2 years
Ok. Someone recommended @dmandisi music and I really didn’t know what to expect. But I must say, I’m pleasantly surprised. Love him. 😍
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Bathi k’mele ubangenelele…
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Im going to delete this tweet as I have been made aware that accepting this job on Lizeka’s behalf was not a good move. And that the recruiter may have been the one who erroneously dialled me. I have called back the number and asked that they keep mailing her.
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