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#ImWithHarris Member: GALECA, Editor: @AwardsDaily , Contributor: @TheContenders , Hobby: Defiance, Kink: Endurance, Tribe: Resistance #StandWithUkraine

2 weeks from everywhere
Joined July 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Nobel Peace Prize winner Stormy Daniels
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Whenever Trump screams "Fake news" at reporters, they should scream back, "Fake election." - Andy Borowitz
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Designer: Any particular style? Melania: It should flow off me. Designer: Like a waterfall? Melania: Like a warm shower. Designer: Okay. What color? Melania: It should be golden. Designer: You want it to flow off you like a warm golden shower? Melania: It is what Vladimir wants.
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MSNBC: Can Hillary Clinton really pick a woman as her VP? Anita Dunn: There is some precedent for having a running mate of the same gender.
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Your daddy was dicking your first stepmom while he was still married to your mommy, and then he was dicking your current stepmom while he was still married to your other stepmom.
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I truly hate disloyal people
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You misspelled coverage. cc: @SenJohnMcCain
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@Davidlaz You and I would be lucky to have 1/10 of John McCain's courage.
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Nobody but @Lawrence nails this point: Did everyone outraged by Trump's attack on Mika also condemn his sick attack on @Rosie O'Donnell? No.
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hi @IvankaTrump . Keep your synthetic chin up and stick what's left of your nose into this business of @realdonaldtrump 's facelift bullying.
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Hiring actors for 15 bucks an hour to act like asshats at Trump rallies. Wonder how much they'll have to pay people to show up and act sad at Trump's funeral.
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Trippin' on Ambien.
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@realDonaldTrump "must act quickly!" fireman donnie is on the way
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Joy Reid: "There's a relatively famous saying in the state of Florida among politicos: There are two kinds of people. There are people who believe Ron DeSantis can be President of the United States... and there are people who have met Ron DeSantis."
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Every 4 years somebody lets Ralph Lauren make America's athlete's look like a clique of preppy pricks from a raunchy 1980s teen boarding school comedy.
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Van Jones: "Today is the day Jeff Bezos became president."
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"Impeachment is not about punishment. Impeachment is about cleansing the office. Impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office." ~ @LindseyGrahamSC in 1999 before his balls became Sun-Maid Vanilla Yogurt Raisinsยฎ
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Sen. Mark Warner: "Hard to believe #Facebook only closed 470 fake Russian troll accounts in the U.S. โ€” but closed 50,000 of them in France."
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. @realDonaldTrump fails to fill 7300-seat arena Lies: "People are standing outside!" That's right, jackass. 7k inside. 321 million outside.
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๐Ÿ‘Brilliant. "The chef has denied and continues to deny your claim of slow service. We convey the very best information about your pork ribs that we have at the time. Again, Iโ€™d refer you to the chef's outside counsel. I canโ€™t get into the details of ongoing pork preparation."
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@DonaldJTrumpJr When Don Jr. was in college, Trump came to take him to a Yankees game. Don Jr. opened the door, wearing a Yankee jersey. The dickless bully slapped Jr. across the face, knocking his sniveling son to the floor in front of all of his classmates. โ€œPut on a suit and meet me outside."
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The Philadelphia Inquirer brilliantly trolling the NY Times.
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Madonna threw DaBaby out with the bath water.
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Franklin Graham: Leave Melania alone! Franklin Graham, Sept 2016: "Michelle Obama must be the Whore of Babylon. The bible says the Whore of Babylon sits on a scarlet beast; she rides in a limo called the Beast. The Whore wears scarlet & purple, colors that Michelle Obama wears.โ€
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Where does @JimmyKimmel get off making fun of @FLOTUS Melania Trumpโ€™s accent? Is he going to make fun of someone from Boston? TX? Or is it just the accents of immigrants he mocks? The woman speaks 5 languages for Peteโ€™s sake! Heโ€™s out of line.
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Again, @NicolleDWallace nails it: "The "unity" thing is BS. If unity were real Mitch McConnell wouldn't be trying his predictable power grab. Kevin McCarthy wouldn't be on a plane right now to Mar-a-Lago. The unity thing is BS. Itโ€™s a ruse and you fall for it at your own peril.โ€
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#SpiritAwards "For all those people who say, 'Why did you have to make it a gay story?!' -- Because you ask questions like that. It's not a gay story, it's a love story. You asshole." - Nick Offerman, The Last of Us
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"Yes, Major nipped someone on a walk. Out of an abundance of caution, the individual was seen by WHMU and then returned to work without injury." A biting incident without injury. Let us know when Major Biden kills 500,000 Americans with his lazy reckless lying incompetence.
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The Bidens' dog Major has been involved in another biting incident that required medical attention, two people with knowledge of the incident tell CNN
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@FLOTUS "Delighted to be working alongside so many people both inside and outside of government to better the lives of children everywhere!" - @FLOTUS Learn how to read a newspaper, you sick oblivious piss empress.
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@HawleyMO @TPUSA "Josh Hawley is a bitch. And he ran like a bitch... That guy is a clown. You see the way these guys perform in public... But in reality they have no honor, they have no character, they have no integrity." โ€” January 6 Police Officer Michael Fanone #RunJoshRun @HawleyMO
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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Don't make jocks about the moron's spelling. He just wock up. He hasn't had his Diet Cock yet.
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hey @BernieSanders Thanks a million for your help in Georgia. We searched twitter for all your Jon @Ossoff tweets. Dude, you're on fire! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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"Notre Dame Cathedral contained one of the oldest survivingย wood-timber framesย in Paris, involving aroundย 52 acres of treesย that were cut down in the 12th century. Each beam was made from an individual tree. So the ingenious lattice of historic woodwork wasย nicknamedย The Forest."
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E. Jean Carroll is now wealthier than Melania.
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Andrea ["BUT HER EMAILS!!!] @Mitchellreports just now on @MSNBC : "We now know that President-Elect Biden hurt his foot on Saturday and yet we knew nothing about it until a few hours later when he saw a doctor to get x-rays. Makes us wonder about the Biden team's transparency..."
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@GovernorKayIvey . @GovernorKayIvey : Today I signed into law the Alabama Human Life Protection Act. Aunt Lydia: Looks like we'll be burning in Hell together, bitch. (Just kidding. I'm fictional. You'll burn in Hell surrounded by depraved rapists, incest fathers, and filthy Alabama congressmen.)
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DeAnna can't figure out why people who take Covid seriously get infected less often than reckless jackasses who think it's a hoax.
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Does anyone else find it odd that no prominent Democrats have had the virus but the list of Republicans goes on and on?
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Tiffany's been taking coquette lessons from the same Stepford speech coach who taught Ivanka to sound like a phone-sex role-play babysitter.
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Trump Cult lady here stupidly paid $100,000 for an evening of rubbing up against trash at Skeez-a-Lago, and yet she's devastated to discover tacky plastic spatulas in the caviar spittoons at the filthy-ass brothel of a shithole grifter.
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Liberal Celebrities Who Helped Elect Trump, Kindly STFU About DACA
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@smoobydog @DineshDSouza sharp-eyed @smoobydog noticed 30 minutes ago that @DineshDSouza retweeted a tweet with the hashtag #burnthejews
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"Your daddy wants to borrow $364 million." "Daddy who?"
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"Sarah Huckabee Sanders is here. I have to admit I'm a little starstruck. Sarah, I love you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid's Tale." ~ Michelle Wolf #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner
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@RonFilipkowski These brutal assaults must cease. It's traumatizing to witness such a savage attack.
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Hi @realDonaldTrump You told the media not to show your double chin? How about your quadruple chin? Is that ok? (You're the one on the left)
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Cokehead Don Jr is flipping out because Disney+ won't show his kids an episode of The Muppet Show that features Chris Langham. Chris Langham is a convicted child sex offender who went to prison for child pornography so harrowing that it made jurors break down in tears.
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@MollyJongFast Q: Which long dead celebrity do you wish had twitter? A: Dorothy Parker. Meanwhile, I know a long dead celebrity who still has twitter:
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@RealJamesWoodss @realDonaldTrump Who's this ashy ancient gargoyle with his teenage girlfriend/victim? @realjameswoods
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Sen Schumer: "This is not a drill. This is a red alert. We are perhaps 1 or 2 votes away from defeating Trumpcare. Make those phone calls."
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Wow. @AriMelber : Did you not know that Putin was trying to divide Democrats? @BernieSanders : Of course we knew. That was not a great secret.
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@tedcruz @Nike @NFL "Stfu, daddy. Quit stirring shit, and don't try to use me as your photo op prop."
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In 13 months Trump has flushed away: โ€ข $27M โ€“ flights to Mar-a-Lago โ€ขย $13M โ€“ Mar-a-Lago security โ€ข $9M โ€“ flights to Bedminster โ€ข $4M โ€“ Palm Beach police โ€ข $75M โ€“ protecting Melania and Barron in NYC Total: $138M blown so lardass and his family can avoid each seeing other
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A.P. has just reported that the Russian Hoax Investigation has now cost our government over $17 million, and going up fast. No Collusion, except by the Democrats!
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Hillary and Bernie have competing books out this week. Weird how Hillary is at #6 while "the most popular politician in America" is #200 . ๐Ÿค”
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@johnrich @Nike " @johnrich Our Soundman just cut the Nike swoosh off his socks." _____ Now shave those two ridiculous swoosh pubes off your face.
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Divorce is never easy, but the best settlement would be if they split the felony charges 50/50. TROUBLE IN PARADISE: Rumors Are Swirling That Ivanka and Jared are Discussing Divorce After 13 Years of Marriage
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@realDonaldTrump "I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words." Here's another easy way to save time & words: delete your whiny-ass account, you traitorous sack of shit.
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Hey, 51% of Trump voters. Remind me again which people should be deported because they refuse to assimilate and respect American democracy.
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@RealJamesWoodss @realDonaldTrump Who's this ashy ancient gargoyle with his teenage girlfriend/victim? @realjameswoods
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Twitter is fun again.
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2 years
@BeschlossDC You Can't Bust My Balls If You Can't Find Them
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Once a month Chris and Bernie get together to gaze at each other and wordlessly choke back their tears.
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#Adele stopped the #Grammys to start over and get it right to show America that getting shit right is better than letting a mess go forward.
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10 years
12-year-old #TamirRice gunned down by rookie cop but this is what @clevelanddotcom wants you to know about the victim http://t.co/E1tJCLb5pT
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This isn't very pretty Bernie Sanders: "Write a best-selling book like I did and you can be wealthy like I am." NYTimes bestsellers sell at least 9,000 copies the first week Bernie spent $445,000 of campaign donations to buy his own books? ($445,000 @ $20/book = 22,250 books)
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@tedcruz Disney: Here's $5 million to help rebuild Notre Dame Cathedral. @tedcruz : Wonderful! Will we see Disney princesses in the new stainrd glass? Princess Cruz:
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@SenatorCollins Let's quit pretending that Susan Collins is some naive innocent granny who keeps getting conned again & again by evil men. Either Susan Collins is too stupid know an evil man when she sees one, or else she's nothing but lying trash who's every bit as evil as the men she defends.
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Most tragic day of the most tragic year in American history. Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 1933โ€“2020
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5 years
@realDonaldTrump @NASA "Under my Administration, we are restoring @NASA to greatness and we are going back to the Moon, then Mars. I am updating my budget to include an additional $1.6 billion so that we can return to Space in a BIG WAY!" * * * $1.6 billion? @LindseyGrahamSC inhabits Uranus for free.
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4 years
The USPS needs $10 billion. Jeff Bezos needs the USPS. Jeff Bezos has $193 billion. Do I have to think of everything?!
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@laurenboebert stfu, trash.
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tfw you try to send someone else's son to prison, but turns out your own trash son is the one going to prison.
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@betsy_klein "More fencing going up around the White House complex early this morning" (June 4, 2020) @NewYorker (Jan 28, 2019):
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"When weโ€™re dancing with the angels, the question weโ€™ll be asked: In 2019, what did we do to make sure we kept our democracy intact? Did we stand on the sidelines and say nothing?" โ€” R.I.P. Elijah Cummings
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It's not right to put @KellyannePolls on TV to defend Trump before she's had her first cup of meth.
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7 years
President Peรฑa Nieto unreachable for 3 days? Odd. He sent 46 tweets Sept 8-9. Which was 6 days ago. It's almost as if you're a lazyass liar.
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Spoke to President of Mexico to give condolences on terrible earthquake. Unable to reach for 3 days b/c of his cell phone reception at site.
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#MakeAManAngryIn5Words "I believed Attorney General Barr."
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"While his host, prime minister Shinzo Abe, sprinkles small spoonfuls, Trump dumps entire box of fish food into precious Japanese koi pond."
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Trump today: โ€œHate has no place in our country and weโ€™re going to take care of it โ€ฆ these are people that are very, very seriously mentally ill.โ€ Trump, 2017: Signs bill reversing Obama rule to ban gun purchases by the mentally ill.
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7 years
Trump says he has $10 billion (๐Ÿ‘€) and pledges 1/10,000th of that. If you have $1000 in the bank you can match Trump's % by giving 1 dime.
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The Associated Press
7 years
BREAKING: White House says President Trump to pledge $1 million in personal funds to Harvey relief efforts.
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4 years
it's Bring Your Daughter's Dildo to Work Day
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@realDonaldTrump It's not about permits, you lying ignorant jackass. It's about the $200k annual cost to mount the event that Rolling Thunder can no longer afford to pay. You claim you want to help? Then write a fuckin check, Mr Moneybags. It's the same amount you paid to muzzle Stormy Daniels.
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As brutally hilarious as #MichelleWolf was, it's even funnier to watch all the pearl-clutching media mooks gasping at the fact that someone finally had the balls to drag them coast to coast for inflicting Trump on America โ€“ and for poking the toadies who continue to enable him.
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7 years
Tonight Anderson Cooper became the President of the United States.
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5 years
1996 - Melania came to America 1998 - Epstein introduced Melania to Trump 1999 - Trump divorced Marla Maples 2000 - This photo was taken at Mar-a-Lago (Just dry facts. No wisecrack. Because 1500 people already made the joke about Melania arriving in the USA on a Epstein Visa.)
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In the midst of everything else, President Obama can still get it.
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@realDonaldTrump Trump: "Any deaths of children or others at the Border are strictly the fault of the Democrats and their pathetic immigration policies" Since we can't be sure this sick piece of shit will spend eternity in hell, let's make damn sure he spends the rest of his evil life in prison.
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John Kelly doesn't like a lot of immigrants because: "They're not people that would easily assimilate into our modern society. They are overwhelmingly rural people where sixth-grade education levels are kind of the norm. They don't integrate well. They don't have useful skills."
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7 years
Took 90 minutes for this moron to fix his first tweet sent to the wrong Lee Greenwood. First nuke sent to the wrong Korea won't be so funny.
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Donald J. Trump
7 years
Happy birthday to the great @TheLeeGreenwood . You and your beautiful song have made such a difference. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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cc: fucknut @donaldjtrumpjr cc: fuckwit @erictrump RT @earthescope This is how real men shoot animals.
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Bernie's problem w/ Planned Parenthood began the day PP endorsed Hillary. As he bluntly confessed to Maddow. That's how fucking petty he is.
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๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงกโค๏ธ Trans Rights Forever!
7 years
@filmystic I wasn't aware Bern had a problem with Planned Parenthood.
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I guess I'm one of those terrible people "on the left" who cares less about QAnon anti-masker Veronica Wolski and cares more about all the careful people she infected with her loudmouth performances, blowing her nasty Covid breath on them. Give her all the Ivermectin she wants.
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Russell Brand, Tucker Carlson, Andrew Tate, Elon Musk, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan, Steven Bannon, Jordan Peterson โ€” what do gullible MAGA women find so appealing about all these rightwing grifters that sane people can quickly identify as nothing but fussy greasy cunts?
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gonna tell my kids this is Eric Clapton
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#HowToBePopularIn4Words Win the popular vote.
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7 years
Has anyone checked on Steve Bannon today?
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@Gon_Ride Q: Name a reason why somebody blocked/unfollowed you A: I referred to @ScottBaio 's Trump sock as his "jerk sock"
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Holy whoa. Anonymous has taken down that sickening #DailyStormer Nazi site. #fuckyeah , Anonymous! Bravo! That's the way to make a statement.
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@TomiLahren A Tale of Two Tikis @TomiLahren
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Melanie: "It seems like just yesterday we were at our first convention." Valium is a helluva drug.
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@EricTrump Nosferatrump thought he could elude exposure until his blabberrmouth bloodslave Lara dragged them both screeching into the sunlight.
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2 years
Greta Thunberg about to grab her 2nd Nobel Prize. #physiology #smalldickenergy
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Greta Thunberg
2 years
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy @getalife .com
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I just want someone to look at me the way Ava Gardner looks at herself.
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@Kokomothegreat @mDots915 @stephbagel Not so funny when he can't get it up.
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