hello, I have put a digital copy of the ffxiv I sold back in 2019 on gumroad for $5. it is a compilation of my ffxiv works from 2015-2019. if anyone is interested you can grab it here ☺️
wol: why are there rubber thin cacti running around on the moon?
emet, having spent a lifetime telling azem to stop making weird shit: wouldn't you like to know
sakaguchi really went “I am a new warrior of light of 2 years” and proceeded to grief the director producer of ffxiv live on stage. the power. golbez (normal) has never been more exciting
@EN0SHIMAS
todd's brain: " i must compliment this spectular grass-feeding specimen, and answer that this may perhaps be a domesticated pet with extra fluff and softness"
todd: "bnuuy"
i think the funniest intentional bug in ffxiv is still the 2b leg gear. the devs were going to patch it out but everyone went “what if we wanted our ass to be big tho” so they kept it in
hythlodaeus: i’m going to introduce you to an old friend of mine today, they’re easy to find. i daresay, would you like to guess where they are in this restaurant?
hades: how in etheirys would i spot someone i’ve never m—
Witchdrop in Coerthas Central Highlands is a gorge where heretics used to be cast into according to Ishgard law. If deemed innocent in the eyes of Halone, their death was quick. However, the accused would reportedly want to transform into a dragon to survive.
Soken: About 15 years ago he had the first opportunity to work with an American (Koji Fox.) He thought he could be really useful, so Soken made Koji Fox rap because he was simply near by the studio. "Hey you, rap." It was a game with Mario.
the wol traveling through the rift of time to get some prehistoric fish again accidentally passing by lahabrea, elidibus, and emet right as they were escaping the sundering
waking up wondering if that healing debuff on haurchefant was yoshi p’s way of telling the healer mains “there’s nothing you could have done” after years 🫠
wol: why are there rubber thin cacti running around on the moon?
emet, having spent a lifetime telling azem to stop making weird shit: wouldn't you like to know
it might be a coincidence but this is the last area you end up in when meteion ran off and you had to look for her… she was trying to dissipate herself instead of giving you and hermes the Bad News
The Lethe within Elpis is where creations deemed unsuitable for release into the world are brought. Once testing is exhausted, the lake unbinds and dissipates life energy, making it one of the most beautiful and most sorrowful locales.
if you go talk to the watcher on the moon, he will tell you that venat’s soul is with you still in the rain and the air all around you (just like that one song heh). she became the world she loved so much
in the unsundered time, harnessing dynamis is still a theoretical concept, so elidibus must have learned how to limit break from watching us fight in pandæmonium
#EndwalkerSpoilers
i think it’s hilarious that the meeting they were walking out of was about pandaemonium and for once lahabrea was having an out of body experience while igeyorhm was probably going “i told you not to marry her but what did you do? not listen. i told y
i remember someone suggesting wanting a zenos minion and yoshi p was like “are you sure….? he’s going to.. follow you around” and this weekend everyone can take zenos around at fanfest to get hot dogs
thinking about how venat must have been like “huh, future me seems to love this little soul very much to have put my personal blessing on her.” and when you start telling her your story she thought “oh, so this is why ☺️”
“The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it.” is my favorite line out of the entire patch.. and it’s in eng ver only
pls forget you have ever heard of the critically acclaimed mmorpg ffxiv now congested through all levels including the free expansion through heavensward
(watching the wol roll for gear in the lifestream)
hyth: oh I see, so this is a fair way to determine who gets the drop!
why does this feel familiar?
-millennia ago-
hyth: i’m just going to toss these concept applications on the floor and whichever one i pick up first will pass
wol: *gives emet minion a smol kiss on the cheek*
hades in the aetherial sea: ????? what are they doing!!!!!!!?????
hyth: what, you haven’t licked the azem crystal at your lowest point?
hades:
azem and themis referring to wol as “a falling star”… as a play on words with wol’s default name being meteor? ¿ only took me a whole expansion to notice