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@fenwayweather

3 years

despite the fact that florida sent its stupid storm named after a disney princess up here, it looks like we're playing this evening. it'll rain hard for a while but the sun should come out some time this afternoon. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

2 years

thunderstorms may interfere with the start of the game but don't worry you'll get to see the sox lose in extras eventually #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

looks like another glorious night for a baseball game. these maps show the forecast for 5 PM and 7 PM. i'd expect a delayed start and possibly a postponement #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

you know the drill. everyone's saying it's going to rain. they're using words like "downpours" and "soggy." there's all this talk of "localized flooding" and "raging winds that'll pull trees out of the ground." but we're not listening. we've got a baseball game to play

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@fenwayweather

7 years

Sometimes I like to just sit in an empty ballpark and appreciate the architecture. You should learn to do the same. #FenwayWeather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

sorry i got distracted by duran galavanting around soaking wet. allegedly things are going to get better around 8 PM but i don't exactly trust this swirling mass of terror #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

2 years

it's going to be soggy, soupy, maybe even sloppy. kiké's jersey might get so saturated you'll be able to see right through it and i bet you'd just love that. but get your mind out of the gutter and prepare to watch some slosh ball because the forecast says it's on

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@fenwayweather

5 months

if you don't like rain then you don't like flowers, streams, clean air, or jarren duran's jersey clinging to his heaving chest. in other words you don't like life. life includes baseball. and without baseball there is nothing #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

5 years

all i'm saying is some people would pay good money to sit in a pool and watch the red sox in person. in this case the very generous sky will bring the pool right to your seat #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

don't you worry. the yankees are in our house today and we won't let them delay the game so they can get in a little extra manscaping or whatever it is they do we're expecting to start on time but we might need to give the grounds crew an extra couple minutes #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

you're not going to believe this but the start of the game has been delayed #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

get ready to grab your hot dogs. i bet we'll be ready to play around 9 PM. be prepared for some localized flooding of your seat #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

there might be a couple storms or showers during the game but they won't last long. as for strategy, i think the red sox should not allow the blue jays to keep scoring so many runs and should score some of the runs themselves instead. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

6 years

give it a couple hours and this insane rain will mostly be gone. tonight's game against the angels will go on as scheduled. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

2 years

lol these tools don't even have a dedicated weather account

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@Yankees

2 years

Tonight’s ALDS Game 5 game will begin in a delay. The forecast will be reassessed at 7:00 p.m.(ET) and we will provide updates as available.

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@fenwayweather

1 year

there's only a small chance of tornadoes and flash flooding for this evening so we're not quite ready to make a call yet #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

the start of tonight's game will be delayed due to the wrath of several disgruntled anemoi

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@fenwayweather

6 years

if you don't vote the sox will trade mookie to the yankees and lose 112 games next season #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

6 years

my friends, i think it might rain today #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

hey cheer up there's always tomorrow or wednesday or never

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@fenwayweather

3 years

due to unforeseen apocalyptic conditions, tonight's game will not begin until 8:30 at the earliest #FenwayWeather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

after a tense night of negotiations, the rain has agreed to calm the f down for a while so we can play some baseball #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

if the yankees had asked me for my opinion, i would have told them to not delay the start of the game for an hour while it wasn't raining instead of waiting for it to start raining before starting the game

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@fenwayweather

1 year

oh did you hear it might rain today? yawn i have eight words for you: finest drainage system in all of new england #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

6 years

the 2018 red sox actually prefer to play in cold miserable rain and have been training for this situation all year. #fenwayweather #dewdamage

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@fenwayweather

6 years

the strongest part of the storm is passing through boston now. hopefully everything will be clear by 8pm. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

i'm going to be even more honest with you. there's a high probability that tonight's game is going to be postponed #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

big surprise this filthy beast is due to arrive right around the start of the game

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@fenwayweather

6 years

don't fret. no matter how wet the field and seats may be, the hotdogs will be hot and the baseball will be played. there is no way we are postponing this thing. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

gonna see if i can pull some strings and get joe buck and john smoltz to take a vow of silence

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@fenwayweather

2 months

i've been working on some weather calculations and so far all i know for sure is that lightning is extremely hot. if you see any in the ballpark it's probably best to avoid coming into contact with it. also it moves very fast but i'm not sure what you're supposed to do about that

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@fenwayweather

1 year

something tells me this game is not going to start on time

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@fenwayweather

11 months

enjoy watching baseball in suboptimal conditions? today is your lucky day. the men, the balls, the field, they will all be drenched and just enough water will fall from the sky to keep it that way without making it illegally hazardous. so paddle on down, we'll keep your seat wet

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@fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

if you see that big red thing coming toward you later, run for your life. otherwise please enjoy tonight's game

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@fenwayweather

3 years

the bad news is it might rain a little and angry energy may shoot down from the sky onto you. the good news is we're going to play the baseball anyway and the temperature will drop like 10 degrees by 9 PM. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

6 years

some storms are creeping toward boston but the heavy rain should be gone before the game starts. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

i'm going to be honest with you. there will probably be some rain at some point tonight. it will drench you, chill your bones, cause delays, but, eventually, cleanse you of your evil spirits. after that you'll just be very uncomfortable and irritable. please enjoy the game

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@fenwayweather

1 year

the thing about the weather is that it's unpredictable

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@fenwayweather

4 years

Now that the US president is no longer a toddler conspiracy theorist, maybe we'll deal with Covid-19 and get a full MLB season in 2021. And, more importantly, perhaps New Englanders will be able to return to their full-time job of complaining about the weather. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

light rain may occasionally join that brisk autumnal chill this evening but it won't cause a major problem. remember: the yankees are in town and demand proper grooming. so put on your finest waterproof attire and wade into your damp seat at the appointed hour. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

@RedSox i'll handle this

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@fenwayweather

3 years

royals are hoping for another two-hour rain delay so they can devise their strategy for losing in a slightly more embarrassing manner #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

sometimes the weather is all like "pay attention to me" and you just have to ignore it or its behavior will only get worse #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

7 years

Little known fact: Chris Sale has a pet whale named Chris Whale. #FenwayWeather

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@fenwayweather

11 months

this is the kind of weekend i dream about. and then i wake up screaming. here are the forecast maps for 12 PM and 6 PM saturday. sunday doesn't look any better #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

6 years

one or two brief (possibly severe) storms might intrude upon an otherwise glorious baseball evening and the game will go on as planned #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

as my old weather mentor used to say, there's rain and then there's rain what we have in the forecast for tonight is just rain, so don't worry about it #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

6 years

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@fenwayweather

2 months

you may have heard some pessimistic forecasting of rain for this evening and i am here to tell you that i simply do not care for that kind of talk #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

fixed it

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@fenwayweather

1 year

ok you depraved little freaks. you want us to play in the rain? fine, we will. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

STAY EXTREMELY CALM WE CAN'T HAVE ANYONE FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW THE STORM HAS ALREADY PASSED not sure why they're rolling out the tarp but don't worry everything is going to be fine #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

note to fans at the stadium: the song is called "seven nation army" and it has a melody. it's not just drunken chewbacca moans

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@fenwayweather

1 year

@RedSox i said i'd handle this and you should've listened

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@fenwayweather

6 years

tarp's off the field and sox brass is gonna force this one through good times #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

7 years

Allegedly Eck said something about the weather earlier today and now the weather is PISSED. This has been a #FenwayWeather update.

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@fenwayweather

1 year

as this this violent nightmare of the heavens approaches, i'd like to remind you of our motto: all weather is good baseball weather

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@fenwayweather

11 months

i don't understand. it seems like it's not going to rain tonight but that can't be right

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@fenwayweather

1 year

have you ever wondered how it would feel to be a seasick dog watching baseball from behind the catcher? espn has you covered

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@fenwayweather

1 year

this is america, we're not gonna let a little rain get in the way of the greatest game in the history of mankind, we're gonna rake wet dirt and redefine the term swamp ass, we're gonna turn our blood to pure sam adams and wear garbage bags, and goddamn it we're gonna like it

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@fenwayweather

7 years

In my professional opinion if @RedSox start this game, it will be a total disaster. Tomorrow is a perfect day for baseball. #FenwayWeather

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@fenwayweather

5 years

weather is all about compromise. you like baseball? you like being dry? well you can't have everything #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

update: if you're at fenway park right now i'd strongly consider getting the hell out of there #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

cloudy with a chance of heartbreak #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

6 years

as per tradition a driving rain will wash away the sins of games past and commence anew the greatest of all competitions #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

i'm starting to think this might not be the best night to try to play a baseball game

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@fenwayweather

1 year

do you have any idea what kind of BS needs to be going down for us to postpone a game? there's no room for second guessing. if we postpone, it means we're one hundred percent certain someone would've died if we had played. we're playing today, if you were wondering

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@fenwayweather

1 year

i'm just a handsome man trying to raise awareness of the fact that it rains sometimes. that's all i can do

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@fenwayweather

3 years

as martín pérez serves up another dong, i check to see what kind of pitching the sox picked up at the deadline that would be: austin davis, 5.59 ERA hansel robles, 4.91 ERA well done

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@fenwayweather

1 year

i really don't think there was any way to predict this

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@fenwayweather

3 years

this seething sky demon will likely pass through without incident but there's a chance first pitch will be delayed. uncertainty is the price you pay for not suffocating the game in a soulless prison of echoes like the rays. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

i am staking my unblemished reputation on this prediction: there will be time for at least some baseball this evening #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

@RedSox it's cool i already got this

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@fenwayweather

1 year

the start of tonight's game will be delayed due to the wrath of several disgruntled anemoi

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@fenwayweather

3 years

i understand that my followers prefer that i not stray from the topic of weather however, this profession involves a fair amount of divine prognostication and so i will share with you a vision i've had: the red sox will win nine out of ten, starting yesterday #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

the weather is a fickle nightmare and thus it's too early to make a call at this point it looks like there will be a break in the rain that's long enough to squeeze a game into be prepared for a delayed start or end #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

i really don't think anyone could have possibly seen this coming, etc

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@fenwayweather

6 years

ok here's my plan: delay the game for a while; postpone the game. worked for the orioles. what do you think? #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

5 months

it's your life, but i don't recommend bringing any sails or parachutes to the ballpark tonight. if someone happens to offer you a garbage bag, don't accept it #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

not many weather experts will level with you like this but quite frankly it looks like it might keep raining until the end of time. we're looking at resuming around 11:30 PM and possibly suspending the game until a later date

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@fenwayweather

3 years

it's going to be wet to some degree but the various forecast models have started to agree that it should be dry enough to play i feel like i should say something mean about the blue jays here but they've been so polite #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

2 years

the forecast says the sox will be raining dongs over the monster all night. not sure what that means exactly but it sounds promising #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

6 years

good times. the rain is almost gone. #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

5 months

today marks the first red sox home opener with decent weather in 168 years

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@fenwayweather

5 years

let's hear you yankee assholes ruin "seven nation army" now

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@fenwayweather

1 year

fun fact: the red sox have done something to make the weather gods extremely angry #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

i regret to inform you that today's game has been postponed due to our nation's ongoing dryness shortage #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

5 months

WOOOOOOOOOOO WE DID IT

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@fenwayweather

6 years

look i don't mean to alarm you but if you're at fenway right now you should probably get the hell out of there #FenwayWeather

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@fenwayweather

6 years

when all is said and done do you want to be remembered as a tarp or a wet blanket? #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

1 year

BUT, given that this is america, we also have the freedom to say you know what actually we are gonna let a little rain get in the way of the greatest game ever invented and roll out the tarp and dump 50 bags of turface all over the place and look at our phones for a while

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@fenwayweather

5 years

same weather, different season. it’s going to be cold, damp, and unstable, just the way we planned it. plunge into your moist seats by 12:45 for the pregame festivities. happy new year!!! #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

told you everything would be fine

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@fenwayweather

7 years

This yellow and red thing is parked over Boston right now, washing the L.L.Bean tarp. But I promise it is leaving by 1:30. #FenwayWeather

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@fenwayweather

3 years

gonna go ahead and call it. no game sunday due to the most pretentiously named storm in history if you want to do a sloppy-steaks thing and eat drenched hot dogs in the grandstands, that's up to you #fenwayweather #henri #dangerousnights

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@fenwayweather

7 years

Alright, if all the fans in attendance grab a part of the tarp, we can probably get this thing going. #FenwayWeather

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@fenwayweather

2 months

if you want my professional opinion, i think it's safe to say that any possibility of playing this game tonight has passed

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@RedSox

2 months

#FenwayWeather Update: We are currently in a rain delay and will provide information regarding the resumption of tonight's game as soon as possible.

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@fenwayweather

1 year

sorry to say this amateurish excuse for a storm is going to graze fenway and cause a delay #fenwayweather

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@fenwayweather

3 months

this is the stuff they don't teach you in meteorology school: the only reason for postponement is lack of desire. you can play ball in a tornado if you really want to. there may be a delay as we towel off the field later but we're not gonna be deterred by "torrential downpours"

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@fenwayweather

3 years

No need to change any plans on account of this extremely rude storm that plans to pass through near the start of the game. It shouldn't last long #FenwayWeather

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