Deep๐silly and nasty stuff๐bad jokes, memes, fever dreams, corny porn, aboard the multiship. Problematit writer, 30s, ๐ป Adults only, age in bio or bye-o!
Look itโs a pinned tweet! Iโm slappin it right on up here!
Just a collection oโ my lil cracky fic threads, meme-type-things, bad edits, and โhumor jokesโ
Babies begone!
Kacchan has such a domesticity kink and Deku loves it. He loves when he growls in his ear, describing how heโs gonna knock him up, how hot deku will look fat with his babies. How heโs gonna marry him and how they will buy a house in a good school district and be THOSE PTA gays.
So one day denki slaps dekuโs ass for luck before an exam and he ends up getting a B+. The next day Mina and sero slap that cute rump before training as a fun joke but end up doing super well. Before long, everyone in 1-A slaps those plush buns before leaving for class every day.
AiDeku, hs!deku, dekussy, creepzawa
Poor little sheltered deku who had no sex ed but KNEW FOR A FACT that babies came out of vaginas. He also knew from his recent self exploration, that his own vagina was WAY too small for a baby to fit through! But he wanted a baby someday!
Shota deku spends all his time after school at the library because thereโs no one to pick him up. High schooler bk reads him stories every day in the cushions of the kids section! Izuku loves how much affection he gets from his handsome grown up kacchan
This oneโs for
@CrispyMika
!
fem!deku, dekubowl gangbang, inspection, misgendering (but dk likes it), feminization
โWow, she looks so soft.โ
โWhyโs she in the boys locker room?โ
โHeโs not a girl just because his body got quirked, dumbass.โ
Izuku: Hey, are you going to the beach this weekend, I heard you talking to Sero...
Katsuki: Hah? No. What are you talking about?
Izuku: But I thoughtโwhat did you mean by watersports, then?
Katsuki, smirking and unzipping his fly: Urine for a real treat, Deku.
Izuku did a naughty thing again. Instead of cleaning duty, Aizawa assigns him to stand at the classroom entrance every morning, trousers around his thighs. As students file in, they each slap his pussy. Whoever tips him over the edge gets to fuck him in front of the class ๐
Title: Get that bred!!!
Summary: Omega Deku runs a bakery but itโs only open like one hour a day because heโs too busy getting railed and screaming things like, โPUT A BUN IN MY OVEN KACCHAN!!โ and โI LOAF YOU SO MUCHโ and โKNOT ME LIKE A PRETZELโ and โBREADSTICK IT IN ME ALPHAโ
Now that Iโm thinkin on it, Enji is a real Goldilocks when it comes to offspring.
This Touya one is too hot โน๏ธ. This Fuyumi one is too cold โน๏ธ. This Shouto one is juuussst riight ๐.
Narrator: And then there was Natsuo.
Enji: Who?
A goofy idea that turned into a whole fluffy thing!
Tags: nsfw, AiDeku, glory holes, omegaverse, alpha!aizawa, omega!deku, ql!deku, kinda teacher-student but dekuโs graduated
Aizawa visits an alpha relief clinic and gets a little stuck. Izuku has a great day at his new jobโฆ
โFuck, deku, I canโt wait to see what youโnnnnghโcome up with for the themed bake saleโ
โMmmm! YES! kacchan! Fuck me like that bitch Karen will surely fuck up the spaghetti dinner fundraiser!โ
โShit, youโre so tight. Gonna cum in you like a volcano erupting at the science fairโ
๐ approved dirty talk:
Shouto: Fuck, daddy, your actions are morally reprehensible! Iโm really into you soddomizing me rn but only because Iโve been conditioned over a period of years!
Enji: I love nonconsensual intercourse! Take my ethically unsound villainous incest cums!+
Random blorb I blopped to deal with work frustration and itโs turning into a semblance of a story!
Ql!dk and ph!Bk. Shindo/deku. Endgame
#Bkdk
, maybe
#krbkdk
. Angst and fluff and vengeance. Possible nsfw. FTU idea.
Izuku is a fashion designer in trainingโฆ
Katsuki learned how to kiss by smooching Izukuโs pussy lips. He obviously considers it the educational gold standard because heโs AMAZING at kissing. So when Kirishima expressed nervousness about possibly kissing some extra who asked him out, Katsuki has the perfect solution!
Still thinkin about deku pussy kisses. Letโs get him tied up to the sinks in the locker room, eh? On his back on the counter with his pussy facing the world like a post-workout treat. Each of the boys gets a good smooch in as a training good luck kiss.
(Micdeku, AiDeku, ALLdeku)
Dunno why but I have a v v clear image in my head of deku wearing a cute eye mask to bed and Baku just losing his shit over how sweet he looks and stroking his cock over Izukuโs face till he coats the mask with cum. Deku is so confused in the mornin!
#aideku
shigadeku+dabideku crumbs, creepzawa
Poor lil neglected izuku. His life wasnโt great, but he stumbled upon a big box of lemons that fell off a delivery truck so OF COURSE he made lemonade. Advice right from the old saying. Sugar was one of the only things in the pantryโฆ
Ok Iโm thinking about drunk Aizawa again. AiDeku flavor.
Heโs fine heโs FINE; the walls of the dorm are just in unpredictable places, ok? He knows how to get to his room but heโs in the kitchen. Maybe he needs a snack. He struggles for a moment and manages to open the fridge.
Creepzawa, involuntary exhibitionism, bullying, AiDeku
Shouta is in hell. There is some kind of trend (on the flick flocks or flapbrat or whatever) for which the teens expose themselves or perform sexual acts and record it on their phones in various places in the library.
Hmmmm omgโฆ what ifโฆ..shota izukuโฆ..got his pussyโฆdestroyedโฆ.by a trusted authority figureโฆ.I mean what ifโฆ.it got so obliteratedโฆโฆ.and then heโs addictedโฆto cumโฆidk it just seems cool
AiDeku dekussy piss thoughtsโฆ
Shouta stumbling into the bathroom half asleep in the middle of the night, not noticing that shota Izuku is sitting on the toilet and just pissing all over Izukuโs bare pussy. Izuku cums bc that stream is Strong!
AiDeku, hs!deku, dekussy, creepzawa
Poor little sheltered deku who had no sex ed but KNEW FOR A FACT that babies came out of vaginas. He also knew from his recent self exploration, that his own vagina was WAY too small for a baby to fit through! But he wanted a baby someday!
Fem!Deku who LOVES getting her tits played withโฆin increasingly public settings. At first itโs just grabbing Kacchanโs hands and placing them on her boobs during movie nights while sheโs sitting in his lap. Heโs hesitant at first, pulling up the blanket so the others canโt see,
Sometimes he even gets to hang on kacchanโs neck while theyโre looking for new books on the high shelves. Itโs a little weird how kacchan keeps hoisting him up and down or presses him against the stacks to rub his thing against Izukuโs belly but he loves being loved and useful!
Oh no. Omega Izuku is distracted by his phone and accidentally boards the wrong train car!
He ALWAYS rides in the omega section because canโt use scent blockers bc of an allergyโฆ it makes him distinctly vulnerable. He realizes his mistake when he hears growling all around him!
I love a good creepy Santa trope.
Imagine a bakugou mall Santa grinding his uhhh North Pole on little dekuโs ass as he makes him all sorts of promises about how heโs going to fill his โstockingโ so good, stuff it full of his hottest toys.
Izukuโs counseling session with Hound Dog ran long because that knot was locked in there too good! I guess Inui just has to attend Izukuโs next class with him latched onto his dick! Yamada-sensei is amused by this.
I hear itโs teacher/student ship day! So how about ms teach Mirio having cute lil touch-starved deku in his class and giving him oodles of Extra Attention. Izuku is fascinated by his quirk! How he can walk right through the blackboard! How he can slip his hand through his shirt..
Schoolteacher omega creep deku who pulls his โsmartestโ and โmost matureโ students out during nap time for special sex ed lessons. Lil Eijirou and Lil Kacchan have the cutest little knots!
American cooking shows: this gay contestant is a GaY bAker. He is GAY. Youโre welcome, all gays.
Bake-off: Fred lives in Sheffield with his husband and their cocker spaniel named MUFFIN, how fitting for a baker. โบ๏ธ
Hot dirty talk, feel free to use:
โMmmmm yes, my pussy is wetter than a bathroom in a face wash commercial.โ
โNnngh, your tits feel just like two water balloons filled with peanut butter.โ
โFuck baby, my cock is harder than a three month old french fry under a couch cushion.โ
Anyway, baku works at an apple store n deku brings in his phone for fixin and he snoops on it and finds a whole folder of pictures of him taken from outside his bathroom window and heโs like wow stalker but is sorta into it and they fuck on a pile of apple watches. Fuckin oโclock
Lil deku was bummed when his daddy moved to the states, but he wasnโt going to let all that training go to waste! Cue Izuku making lots of friends for the sole purpose of seducing their dads. Every slumber party an opportunity!
Mmmmmm deku in stirrup leggings. He finds them very uncomfortable. He begs his mom to not have to wear them. They feel weird in his shoes. But he has no choice. Itโs the early 90s. He cries into his Pogs.
โจ๐ฆBecoming Breedable Chapter Index. See links below!
(Because Iโve been posting each as their own thread and itโs getting out of hand)
Summary(ish): AiDeku (and others); creepzawa and slut deku have an adventure in fuckability possibilities. Goofy smuttown. Please enjoy!
@dinnidime
has me thinkin about scrawny shotas ๐.
Izuku and Shinsou who grow up in an orphanage together and are bullied by all the other kids. Theyโre both underfed bc they get targeted at mealtimes where the others steal their food or โaccidentallyโ spill it all over themโฆ
Oh nooooo, izuku has a tiny pussy!! Hes just gonna have to arrange his classmates from smallest to largest dick and fuck each of them to understand his capabilities!
Dirty talk IV: bakudeku flowers edition
Deku: ChloroFILL me up daddy! Give me your SEED!
Kacchan: FuucK, babe. Want this angioSPERM that bad, huh? Think you can take me to the ROOT?
Deku: MmmM kacchan YES chloroBLAST this ass!
Needless to say, bkโs stamena is incredible.
A fucky AU flavor that never gets old is casual/socially acceptable/nonstop public sex. Glory holes at the post office, strangers cockwarming on the train, spontaneous sidewalk spitroats, endless classroom orgies, special omega sex pants with flaps, lube slip n slides, etcetera.
Izuku bein silly and drunkโhe squeezes Katsukiโs voluminous, plush pecs and goes, โBONK BONK!โ
Then he experiences SHOCK and SURPRISE when Kacchan leans over him to grab n squish his asscheeks and whispers, โbadonk badonkโ
Aizawa years after his hero retirement, wandering through his garden. He makes pals with the little sprite Izuku who spawned from a dewdrop on a leaf. Zu follows him around and sits on his shoulder while heโs taking coffee under the peach tree.
May do more๐คทโโ๏ธ. Inspired by
@GlamourWeeb
โs bkg birthday fic. That wife kink holy shit ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ. Obviously it is uhhh. Actually hot. And not. This. So read it ya dummies!
Omegaverse nsfw ql!au
#bkdk
blob!
Office intern o!Izuku and his bossy supervisor a!Katsuki team up for a salacious project! ๐ฆ
โOh my gods!โ Izuku drops the package heโd just opened and smaller boxes tumble out, spreading all over the floor.
Title: Trix of the trade
Izuku is notorious for selling his..wares to shady people. He sets up shop in back alleys, luring in customers with his sweet scent.
Pro hero Ground Zero hears about his childhood friend debasing himself on the street from a coworker
โYou like sweets, right, Midoriya?โ
Izukuโs face lights up. โI love them! Why do you ask?โ
Denki starts unbuckling his belt.
โWell we may as well make it a bakerโs dozen.โ Denki breaks the fourth wall, winks, and gives the camera a thumbs up.
Here is a photo of the aftermath
Wow golly people were into this shit and so am I so hereโs a thread.
Eventually teachers and other classes got in on this ass patting, too. Dekus ass was the goose that layed the golden luck egg. Who could resist?
So one day denki slaps dekuโs ass for luck before an exam and he ends up getting a B+. The next day Mina and sero slap that cute rump before training as a fun joke but end up doing super well. Before long, everyone in 1-A slaps those plush buns before leaving for class every day.
They rest there, panting into each otherโs mouths at the edge of the desk as Shoutaโs cock softens in Izukuโs stretched cunt.
โSo, this time next week?โ
So heโs all tank top and arm and hairy pits when he traps deku in a headlock.
Itโs an easy win tbqh, and the marathon masturbation session he watches in the locker room afterward does NOT disappoint. What a lil perv.
AFO fam shota incest thoughtsโฆ
AFO with a camcorder in one hand and his dick in the other, directing his boys in the bath.
โLike this, daddy?โ Izuku looks at the camera as he and Tenko rub their little flat chests and nipples together. Sitting up on their knees is kinda hard,
And pissed because dammit kacchan, that was his satin breakfast at Tiffanyโs one and it isnโt fucking machine-washable.
Time skip to katsuki washing several of dekuโs soiled eye masks in the sink while deku taps his foot and glares ๐ค
Cementos has a side hustle of making everyoneโs Stuck-in-a-Wall fantasies come true.
Deku is a steady customer, requesting he get โtrappedโ in increasingly public and lewd scenarios ๐
And Kacchan just lovesssss his pregnant omega baker and his affinity for puns in the bedroom.
โTell me how much you knead this cum, deku!โ
โFuck, youโre so aDOUGHable like this, I could eat you upโ
And as he cakes dekus face with his hot icing he shouts, โCHALLAAAHโ
Hero teacher dramaโฆ.All might impregnating Izuku but he will not take responsibility. (The man is made of excuses, itโs canon). So Aizawaโs gotta step up. Grumpily. Hotly. You know heโd take dk to all his appointments.
They were stuck together, as happily and intensely as a too-large knot in a too-small hole.
โจThe endโจ
โจOf this chapter, there will probably be a second chapter or epilogue ๐. Especially since this ended with more feelings than smut! But I hope folks liked it anyhow! ๐๐โจ
AiDeku thoughtโฆAlpha village leader Aizawa who does his duty: deflowering virginal pack omegas the night before their mating day. Itโs his job, itโs tradition. Thereโs a ceremony where aides deliver the prepared omega to the ceremonial benchโฆ.
This amazing prompt but with shindeku and AiDeku! And erasermicshindeku! Read the original for a good time!!!
Tags: omegaverse, soulmates, gangbang kinda, incest sprinkles
Letโs go with the obvious title: My Sonโs Sweet Mate
Hmmm what if Izuku is sorta like Hawks in that he gets bought from his mother as a kid by the HPSC. Obviously not bc he has an exceptional quirkโฆ heโs just very cute and fuckable and those execs n pencil-pushers gotta relax somehow. So he becomes the lil free use office bbyslut.
โ....Well, yeah Kacchanโs...โ
Izuku starts counting off on his fingers
โ..and kirishimaโs and tetsutetsuโs and iidaโs and shinsouโs and shoujiโs...โ at which point he puts down six fingers and one toe โ...and Shoutoโsโ
Eventually izukuโs blindfold and headphones are totally off but he stays tied to the bed while they take turns fucking him until he passes out. Kacchan feels proud of his friends as he fucks his beloved limp deku. He really learned them up today.
Aizawa who only goes out drinking with Shinsou because his (recently) former student always ends up pissing in public. He likes watching him stumble into alleyway walls, clumsily yanking down his pants to squat, doing a terrible job of keeping piss from splashing on his shoesโฆ
Shouta sinks his teeth into Izukuโs scent gland and his knot expands even more! Claiming venom flows through Izuku like a drug and he feels unparalleled happiness and strength. Holy crap. He just got mated.
What Deku says: โI wanna get breadโ
What Bakugou hears: โI wanna get BREDโ
They compromise and fuck on the train on the way to the grocery store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lil kid Deku is the prototypical latchkey kid in many respects. He has to let in the electrician or open the door for deliverymen.
In his tiniest gym shorts and a crop top. Ready to receive those BIG PACKAGES. Or help that plumber LAY PIPES. He puts in a lot of service requests.
but now he snaps it up to look at his teacher.
โYou really think so, sensei? Iโm willing to do anything if it makes my k-kitty healthy enough to make babies!โ
This kid was gonna be the death of him. He is going to fuck and breed this innocent baby under the guise of education
โจBecoming Breedable Chapter 6โจ
Poor daddy Shouta got a wee bit jealous but gets over it (mostly). Nedzu needs a cigarette. Shinsou gets filled in and does some filling himself.
New tags: ageplay, mind control, shinzawadeku
See link to the top below!
#aideku
#shindeku
โจ๐ฆBecoming Breedable Chapter Index. See links below!
(Because Iโve been posting each as their own thread and itโs getting out of hand)
Summary(ish): AiDeku (and others); creepzawa and slut deku have an adventure in fuckability possibilities. Goofy smuttown. Please enjoy!
Bkdk crack, piss kink, kinda references bk/bksquad, silly
Whispering. Izuku was ALWAYS hearing whispering from the corner of the common room where Kacchan and his merry men (and woman) were supposedly studying.
Power Loader also teaches a sculpture class (good for support tech kids but also artistic students generally).
He gets to Midoriya on critique day and stops short.
โHi sensei!โ Midoriya chirps happily as if heโs not displaying half a dozen MASSIVE CERAMIC DICKS on his bench. +
#AiDeku
#Eraserdeku
After a very humpy hump day, AiDeku relax in their apartment. But whatโs this? Izuku has used all that cum power to make Little!Izu a physical reality?!
A shortish Ch. 8 for Becoming Breedable but can be read as a one shot! VERY NSFW. Cw: shota/de-aging
โBut youโll need to expand further than just my fingers if you want to make progress.โ
Izuku pants and moans as Shouta presses deeper into his cunt and thumbs his clit.
โWhat, nnggh, what is further? Your fingers areโฆ theyโre stretching me out so much!โ
Dkbk
Izuku cornering free use omega bk in the locker room bc heโs too embarrassed to take him publicly but holy smokes, kacchan did so well in sparring today and he looks so cute and โฆ and now nobody is around and heโs leaning down to get his stuff out of his locker and wowww,
Torinoโs Teaching Tutorial for Dummies
All Might is in for a BIG surprise when he drops by Gran Torinoโs agency to check on Izukuโs internship progressโฆthen joins in on some deep, hard educating.
Tags: teacher/student threesome,
#dekumight
#mightdeku
#torinodekumight
+ ART!
Quirkless support course stalker deku whoโs obsessed with Eraserhead and his mentee, Shinsou. He was an Erasersimp since forever and has been watching VERY CLOSELY as Aizawa took on a new personal student.
Ice cream man Eijirou and his favorite customer lil Izuku who always slurps his popsicle there at the truck, sticky juice dripping down his chin and chest thatโs barely covered by his loose tank top.
Shouta bottoms out and grinds into Izukuโs newly slutty cunt. He grabs him by the hair and shoved his tongue into his mouth. The message feels clear: I own you, I train you, this pussy is MINE. (Except when Shouta decides otherwise). Itโs fucking bliss
What if Shouji is secretly a lil shit.
โPsst, hey Kaminari, hold my hand.โ
Kami blushes. โUh hehee okโ
Shouji turns it into a dick at the last moment, ready to laugh because itโs his funniest prank.
To no oneโs surprise but his own kami is super into it and he gets a hand job
Izuku surges forward, grasping at Shoutaโs back as he finally cums around his cock.
โAh! No-no more itโs too much!โ
Ok so cumming is a fucking mercy. Like a hero, Shouta slams into that tight cunt and fills his favorite student with his seed.