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26. feminist. cats & communism. Àkókó-Ekiti (🇳🇬). almost Vegan 🌱. 🪬. Omo Ọlá.

Lagos/Bristol
Joined November 2014
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i am completely illogical and i'm happy that way. it doesnt make my opinions or beliefs less valid x
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This is not a normal way to interact with people I’m sorry. Maybe it’s the devices causing the disconnect but a simple pause and “would I say this in real life” should (one would hope) stop stuff like this.
@leehamiltonjr
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You got the sex appeal of a PlayStation 2
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Last week I stood in front of him and I put on my lip gloss, so today he stood in front of me and put on lip balm. And he always wears blue so I wore blue today :))))
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I get the importance of crushes now, the guy who I only see on Thursdays on the train is single-handedly keeping me alive, he doesn’t know how important he is for my mental health.
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Misandry is actually the only reactionary ideology that I think is 100% okay.
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Existing with men has been detrimental for my mental health
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Just because you can doesn’t mean you should
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@femilolaisdeath
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I get the importance of crushes now, the guy who I only see on Thursdays on the train is single-handedly keeping me alive, he doesn’t know how important he is for my mental health.
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[Insert Blue Related Pun]
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Again if you practiced the “Christianity” of the Ethiopians you’d think it was “witchcraft”. You’re practicing Euro Christianity talking about blah blah blah.
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Jackie ate with this word honestly 🔥
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Realising I’m a babe that lives in Lagos not a Lagos Babe™ has been super humbling. 😔
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Overraw Best In Photography 🤝 Overraw Best In Moral Bankruptcy
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Nothing but strife behind those eyes 🧿
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@_favorite_ada
favorite_babyy
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Drop a picture of you not smiling😐
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@SomtoMadueke_ @HoodSocialist You could simply google it
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Alhamdulillah, four wives are permitted so I don’t have to choose
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@SomtoMadueke_ @HoodSocialist Well she’s dead so i don’t see how she’ll be able to verify anything. These claims are from people who had first hand experience of her
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There’s no way this isn’t colourism coded
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I have like a million and one ugly and mean thoughts everyday and I feel so superior in having enough restraint to keep them to myself.
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Kachi
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This popular influencer’s boyfriend’s online personality gives me the ick.
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We may not having a functioning government or great infrastructure and the general culture is dog shit but at least the women are beautiful.
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@YodaSheisty @ReginaEKim @ruemcclammyhand Those girls are also hot in Russia x
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Almost too pretty to shit in ✨
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@invaderirl @dimithryv Disposable camera*
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“You have the most unique winking face ever. “- Posi
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So Slay, Go Gay!
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💜🦄✝️🦋🧢🔷
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@Qu33n_jessica @friggasonloki_ @nonbinarybooty It is a problem when they’re promoting it on social media. There has to be a counter point to it, it’s dangerous to show young girls a romanticised view on [xyz]. These are not “bad” choices they’re making in private.
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It’s funny because Andrew Tate isn’t that far off from being a white supremacist. Someone that thinks Trump is great and has made anti immigrant statements.
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Greta, Tate and Racism Greta represents the apex of liberalism. She is a white, blonde woman. She can do no wrong. For liberals, racism by Greta, a white woman, to Tate a black man, should be cheered, shared and reported. Let’s look at this deep rooted racism /1 #FreeTopG
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The mess is part of my aesthetic, it’s art.
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🦖🫒♻️🫑
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🖤🕷♟
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Being queer in a Nigeria is so dangerous in many ways, not only do you get violence from the state, violence from fellow citizens, but if your partner abuses you, you can’t call them out or report them out of fear of outing yourself. God
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!!!!!
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@femilolaisdeath
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No one gets me in a way that matters
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Friday.
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@mo_mudi @cynnerr She’s being sarcastic. It’s the double standard that female musicians are held up to
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Yes it’s blurry.
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@Palle_Hoffstein @madison_tayt Which Europe? This isn’t entirely true
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👩🏾‍🦰📚🪁
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Trying something
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Lean & Green 🐸
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Cross posting should be illegal, this is so devoid of context, why do people in the comments assume it’s because she’s fat? She’s not the only person who feels this way?
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Happy Pride
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Dissertation submitted and job quit. Unschooled and unemployed. I’m free nonetheless.
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Poverty capital but you don’t get why people are “looting”
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The problem i have with stuff like this, bar the misogyny and patriarchal blah blah, is that it’s not realistic. Like most people are poor, this is a dream not rooted in reality. Manifest a job not a rich husband
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ppl who bash stay at home daughters, gfs, wives. gotta be miserable like why are you jealous 😭
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@femilolaisdeath
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Higher Quality 🪬
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💜🍆♐️♈️
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I made leek and potato soup
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African French >>>> France French
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Me and my three three braids
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I’m not listening to anyone who injects poison in their face. Also don’t think body hair should be sexy or empowering, it’s literally just hair.
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Women trying to make armpit hair ‘sexy’ belong in jail.
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Love being Nigerian because even your worst enemy is treated better than whatever this is.
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People are debating whether or not as a bridesmaid you’re obligated to stay for the whole wedding? You people hate your friends
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…all my boys are boney, all my boys are slim, we don’t hit the gym…
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@femilolaisdeath
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Tbh Yoruba people aren’t just in Nigeria
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They separated Yoruba from Nigeria 😭😭stay in school kids.
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Had quite the weekend! 🧿🪬
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G’night. Night was weird but I looked alright
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A cry for help really
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Except when it’s time to date 18 year old girls then all grown up
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This framing of people in their 20s as kids and adulthood starting as 40+ is not helpful at all and needs to stop.
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An attempt at a self-portrait
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Go in your camera roll and show me March 2020
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@waynesoflo @ulxma The actual article
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Nigerians are right to be wary of the likes of Bill Gates.
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Nigerians are the kind of people to rate Pablo Escobar and Hushpuppi higher than Bill Gates. We are just fascinated with criminals. It's like a national bad boy fetish at this point.
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Being Nigerian and hating poor people is self-hate; we’re overwhelmingly poor and “uneducated”, that’s our reality.
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On Thursdays we wear blue🦋
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🍀🤮🐸
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I think this would have been easier to take in (barely) if you didn’t already pretty much say “my aesthetic choices trumps the rights of underpaid and mistreated garment workers in countries poorer than mine”
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☀️ Shiiba, The Fat Black Leftist ˎˊ˗ (inactive)
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If you're a fat person like my bff who's into alt clothing or anything quirky, you literally either can't shop anywhere that isn't super ethically awful bc they're the only people that carry your size, it's 1 of 2 places that cost an arm and a leg, or they just don't exist+
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Only took my 2 days lol
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What a glorious forehead. What a glorious face.
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Y’all aren’t afraid anymore?
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B I G L O U I E 🫵🏾
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Piggyvest 6 challenge completed in 2 months ! SPORTYBET thanks🤸🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️
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All because we don’t like some people’s kinks? Lol
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Saw some trees and life is worth living again
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It’s so funny because the only reason she has mind to say this is because she was born here three years before jus soli was abolished.
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Kemi Badenoch takes a swipe at migrant care workers, despite the UK having a shortage of 130,000 care workers, "We need to make sure we are thinking about the next generation, not just who's going to wipe bottoms for us today"
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Lovely Day ✨
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Nigerians are so funny man, someone will have Thomas Sankara as their profile pic but will defend billionaires. Love us 💕
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Josie has me in a chokehold
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It’s weird to take pictures of children and post them on the internet. I think you could say what you need to say without reposting photos of children.
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As someone who is “light skinned” in Nigeria, no one has ever said anything bad to me. Like ever.
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Zira✨
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Nigerian women have a very subtle hatred toward lightskinned girls that are considered pretty. It’s so subtle that if you’re not observant you won’t notice it.
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Can’t possibly be dressing for people who don’t know the difference between lilac and lavender? The only time I dress with men in mind is when I decide not to wear a top with cleavage or a shacket over a top that reveals my nipples.
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Ijeoma
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Can we seriously stop lying to ourselves about who we dress for? What on earth is wrong with dressing for the opposite sex?
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@gappyswife @TheManNBlakk @5emedunom @FatsPostingLs This is interesting coming from someone with almost as round a face as her. Good luck with being a delusional dickhead
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Unironically proving their own point. No agency or imagination, just white supremacist thinking.
@orbiterP
kelechi Ojinnaka
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The black man has turned out to be the laggard among his brothers. His realm is slow, sleepy & dull. Demonstrating no agency or imagination in organising his society, he watches as his brothers ascend into the heavens while being held down by mental chains.
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@struwberrycals @failingfall1ng Considering what’s in you bio, maybe you shouldn’t talk.
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Lots of walking, lots of potate. March Barch.
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I call this look Scandi Minimalist Grunge
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The bunny earrings 🥺🥺🥺
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At the cost of your soul, not one day have they let me forget. I guess no debt , all the extra money on therapy
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@femilolaisdeath
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@bigpicsoccer @zgmp_empress @carloshasanax Sheffield is technically in Europe but it’s a bit unfair to compare public transport that’s ver efficient in most of Europe with whatever is happening here lol
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A Very Good Sunday.
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I’m feel so bad for you guys, you really think you don’t deserve any sort of decency because you’re African. But it checks, because that’s how you guys treat people who you perceive to be lesser than you.
@mistermuriithi
Stephen K. Muriithi
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Yes. Respect is earned not given, Oga. Until we get our house in order and stop all the shenanigans we are accustomed to seeing in our political and economic governance, no one (and rightly so) should take us seriously as African nations.
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Finally Watching
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🧿 The Essence of This Outfit 😔 🧿
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@frasermatthew Because they’re not colonialists, I hope this helps ✨ it’s really silly to compare our relationship with Europe* with China and Russia, history being a thing and all. Love the “colonial”.
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@zybowskipjr @KingDemic But here you are on twitter
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Attaching morality to your everyday life must be tiring. You’d think people were holding a gun to your head telling you what to do.
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Because my flatmates partner is Eritrean and she was talking about it and it’s beautiful but it has more in common with my Aladura church and “Juju”.
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