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@femezoid
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9 months
in 2012, john tortorella would’ve fired a loaded gun into the air if he walked into the rangers practice facility to find this
@B_Sommermann
Brandon J. Sommermann
9 months
If you cant tell how much fun and better this Flyers locker room is… Flyers forming a train as Travis Konecny takes the ice for morning skate. #LetsGoFlyers
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everyone’s horrified of letting trans people compete in sports but if a doll was in that locker room showing him how to tuck france would’ve had another medal!
@Glodyswotcher
Gladys Wotching
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Anthony Ammirati failed the bar and the commentators are clearly having a hard time acknowledging what happened 😂 HELP I'M DYING
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2 years
@SaeedDiCaprio we used to joke about needing a new plague to encourage natural selection but clearly plagues dont hit like they used to
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7 months
“starting lineup” more like UFC fight card
@NYRangers
New York Rangers
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AND AWAY WE GO. #LGR
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4 months
i miss meaningless hockey. i wanna get unreasonably emotional about game 23 of out of 82 on a wednesday night and losing to some random ass opponent that hasnt made the playoffs in a decade.
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hawk trouba. elbow that thang.
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@femezoid
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5 months
ive just been told the florida panthers have hired Associate Head Coach Kendrick Lamar
@OffsideDH
Offside
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Drake is betting massive money on #Oilers to win Stanley Cup Final 🤯🤑
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1 month
who’s excited for PWHL hockey!? 😁🤗
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2 years
You know shits bad when Shannon’s thumbnail looks like this
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9 months
being a pwhl fan is crazy. youre telling me i get to pick a sports team of my own rather than it being handed down to me from father to daughter like the sports gods intended??
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6 months
raleigh is going to be so blue on thursday rangers fans are gonna turn that motherfucker into a swing state
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5 months
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@JamesNicholsNHL
James Nichols
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8 months
two things can be true at the same time 1) the hit was dirty. bad. horrible. 2) this man is addicted to serving cunt. he would go into anaphylactic shock if he couldnt be sassy.
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5 months
cha cha sliding our way into the ECF
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3 months
i guess all of michael phelps’ accomplishments should be stripped from him for having abnormally low lactic acid levels and an increased wingspan that made him an ideal swimmer. this rhetoric means nothing and is just thinly-veiled prejudice and phobia.
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7 months
a bobblehead of jaromir jagr has done more for league marketing in one day than gary bettman has done in 30 years as commissioner
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2 years
I’m crying it’s so funny to me that Jordan Peterson tweeted “Remember when pride was a sin?” And then said transphobic shit about Elliot Page and then got BANNED. Eat shit old man nobody wants you on this website. Die on this stupid ass hill. You will be forgotten.
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8 months
some interesting names on the trade block right now 👀👀
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8 months
the new york islanders should be moved to utah if they’re gonna show up to event games dressed like the mormon tabernacle choir
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2 years
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@MollieeWalkerr
Mollie Walker
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#NYR Matt Rempe's reaction to getting a shift late in the 3rd and in OT: "I heard Lavi call my name with like 2 minutes left and I was like, 'Oh my God, let's go! Jiminy Crickets, let's go!' I was thrown out there and I just tried to buzz around and do my job."
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1 year
henrik lundqvist: provides insightful commentary to the goalie position that is not very well understood by even most long time hockey viewers biz: pretends to cough up a hair ball live on air
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@RussoHockey
Michael Russo
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#flapanthers have won 11 straight playoff overtime since 2021. Sergei Bobrovsky has won 12 in a row, 11 with Florida
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9 months
the NHL failed kyle beach and it is going to fail another victim of sexual assault if it continue to pass the baton and attempt to cover up and delay a real criminal investigation. fucking disgusting display of how little the league cares about anything other than profit margins.
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5 months
happy pride ❤️
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5 months
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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2 years
@jpegmafia drake fans when they have to talk to a woman
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8 months
I HAVE THAT WNTIRE SHIFT ON VIDEO OH YM GOD
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7 months
i cant believe we were denied sam rosen calling that line brawl i hate national broadcasts
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5 months
praying trump’s conviction isn’t the only florida man taking a massive loss in new york city tonight
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5 months
fuck 1994, this team has the vocabulary of the fuckin 1928 cup team.
@JLazzy23
Jonny Lazarus
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#NYR Braden Schneider on Alexis Lafreniere: “He’s confident in his game and given the opportunity that he’s gotten — he’s ran with it. He’s a special player and schnikes that 2nd goal was unbelievable — the first one was sweet too. He’s runnin and we love it.”
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@Very__Regular bro is developing zero crust on his steaks 😂 he has no maillard reaction 🫵
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5 months
this is the only award that has ever actually mattered
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@offsidenewsco
Offside News
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🏆🏒 Forget the NHL Awards, the staff here at Offside News is dedicated to uplifting the integrity of the game and rewarding true success in this sport. Vote for your favourite moments and stars of the year here: Read more:
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1 year
@LolOverruled thoughts and prayers for all of the lawyers out there 🙏🙏🙏 may god send you strength
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5 months
VINNY RUNNING LIKE HES IN FUCKING LOONEY TUNES I CANT 😭
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1 year
heres what johan franzen had to say about him
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@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
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The Blue Jackets intend to name Mike Babcock as their new head coach once his contract with the Maple Leafs expires at the end of this month, Sportsnet can confirm.
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lee harvey oswald:
@NYRangers
New York Rangers
1 year
Does anyone want headshots
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2 years
Feels apropos to remind you all of where this started.
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8 months
7-0-0 in february feels good… so good i might do the shesty slide..
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1 year
how the fuck did it take three coaches to figure out that playing your young star with one of the best players in the league will help them develop their game
@SNYRangers
Rangers Videos
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Alexis Lafrenière on playing with Artemi Panarin: "He's a really unbelievable player and just for me, trying to make plays for him. When he has the puck, try to get open, because usually he finds you."
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Victor Mancini’s Rookie Lap!!!!
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2 years
@SaeedDiCaprio big ben, the bean, massive highways dissecting the city, and avengers tower its the perfect AI city
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2 years
@TobyTurner Uhhh toby this is NOT a nugget in a biscuit!
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1 year
igor shesterkin against the arizona coyotes i guess???
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7 months
k’andre miller is the people’s princess
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1 year
@subtoconnorpls but dont worry connor because all of them are going to get added “eventually”
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4 months
you hear “ej emery is a 6’3 US born defensive defenseman” i hear “jacob trouba has been traded to the detroit red wings”
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8 months
matt rempe beating the shit out of some random devil on thursday is gonna save lives
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5 months
conor garland seems like the type of hockey player that would totally dominate being cast on dancing with the stars
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9 months
The Shift™️
@OhRyanMead
Ryan Mead
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Who got that one NYR clip?
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4 months
every season of new york rangers hockey since 1994:
@avatarrant
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this is the ideal style of hockey
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8 months
natural hat trick against the islanders oh i know chris and mika are on the phone with drury right now
@NHL
NHL
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PAVEL BUCHNEVICH HAT TRICK!!! 🎩🎩🎩
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he looks like hes about to make me an offer i cant refuse
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2 years
Citi Field is thirty times the ballpark that Yankee Stadium will ever be
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5 months
a third goal has been scored with jacob trouba on the ice
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5 months
why is it that every time the canes score jacob trouba has to be on the ice. stop making it this easy to hate you
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1 year
this is my stanley cup
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this canonically makes barclay goodrow the pentagon
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CALLING EDSTROM AND REMPE THE TWIN TOWERS ON LIVE TV LMFAOOOOO
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“Are you ready for your hockey lessons?” *Connor McDavid gulps* *Auston Matthews breathes shakily* *Sidney Crosby nods nervously* *Alex Ovechkin shivers* “Yes, Matt Rempe” they say in unison.
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messier never stopped believing baby
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11 months
THREEEEE STRAIGHT WEEKS.
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filip chytil just casually met the president of the czech republic in pittsburgh after last night’s game
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babe wake up Тони Деанджело just dropped
@hcSKA
Хоккейный клуб СКА
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Тони Деанджело – в СКА ⭐️ Американский защитник, выступавший за Рэйнджерс, Флайерс, Харрикейнз, Койотис и ��абравший в заокеанской лиге более 200 очков, подписал однолетний контракт с петербургскими армейцами Welcome to Saint Petersburg, #24 !
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“michael del zotto found dead in westchester, ny. cause of death: being goofy”
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@MollieeWalkerr
Mollie Walker
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Artemi Panarin has recorded 4 three-point games in the #NYR 's last seven. That's... something.
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kakko stealing first line ice time from wheeler then bullying him you absolutely love to see it. put grandpa in his place
@NYRangers
New York Rangers
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Kaapo with the fake 🤣
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an italian new yorker scoring in south florida? call that the snowbird special
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@MeganBitchell Will Smith slapped Chris Rock??
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doesnt matter if the rangers win or lose the hurricanes should fold their franchise for having enough rangers fans in raleigh to start a potvin sucks chant
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1 year
cant believe the bruins lost to this guy
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if you liked THAT season get ready for the spinoff series coming out this summer: the new york rangers and the 8 million dollar elephant in the room
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tom wilson is what the rest of the league thinks jacob trouba is
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ive decided today is kittie friday
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@danghentschel what if the joker wasnt allowed within 300 yards of a school zone
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devils game boring asf
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sources saying he learned this one at softball practice
@hayyyshayyy
Shayna
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Alexis Lafrenière, what a move
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HIT IT 🪩🕺
@FriedgeHNIC
Elliotte Friedman
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Braden Schneider and NYR have a deal 2 x $2.2M
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they should bring jacob trouba to the all star game, set up a massive canvas on the ice and have all of the players jump into it then auction the piece off for charity
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cant wait to see rangers fans mad about pride tape like buddy those tickets to watch chris kreider and mika zibanejad touch holes at MSG cost you a mortgage payment and youre gonna complain about a rainbow????
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WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND. #NoQuitInNY #NYR
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1 year
since when are there ranger games at the john brancy concerts???
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2 years
Igor Shesterkin has more multi-point playoff games than @BizNasty2point0
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1 year
they are the moment they are icons they are the nuclear family
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11 months
TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS!!
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when is the nhl going to learn that to grow the game, outside viewers dont give a fuck about some white man that smells like rotten cheese and foot fungus even if he scores 200 points. make players like robo and key the faces of the league it is that simple.
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2 years
time to eat
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the new york rangers got eliminated. because of woke.
@NickAdamsinUSA
Nick Adams
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I will NEVER do business in New York City again!
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11 months
SAM ROSEN I LOVE YOU
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ITS OFFICIAL
@NYR_PR
NY Rangers PR
8 months
Matt Rempe has now been credited for the Rangers’ second goal. It is the first goal of his NHL career. #NYR
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if this isnt pure universal karma for the kane trade idk what else to tell you
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losing on pride night to florida feeling like the 2016 election
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christopher ellis drury rn sprinting to the phones trying to trade barclay goodrow to open cap space
@NYP_Brooksie
Larry Brooks
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Have learned that Tarasenko had multiple offers from clubs ranging from contenders to rebuilds in the $5.5-to-$6M per category at varying lengths. Rejected all—Carolina was one—and then fired agent. Kind of strange. (Had wanted to remain with Rangers but there was simply no space
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HES SUCH A DIVA I LOVE HIM OWN THOSE YINZER FRAUDS
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ITS PAAAAACKEDDD
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2 years
THE NEW YORK RANGERS ARE GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS
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Adam Edstrom getting some love from Rempe and Kreider :)
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igor shooting for the empty net and got a shutout oh hes so fucking back
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@hausofdecline penis imprisoning me all that i see absolute horror i cannot jack i cannot jerk trapped in myself body my holding cell
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chris kreider: exists artemi panarin:
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